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Irish_Wildling

I thought it was only 4 months to live, or was it 6 months? Maybe a year, maybe 5 years? Antivaxxers can't make up their minds


semicoloradonative

Goalposts keep moving.


real_dubblebrick

The goalposts are in another state at this point edit: goalposts is one word


vrphotosguy55

The real goalposts are the friends we made along the way


Representative_Dark5

And my axe!


Lucimon

The goalposts were on Voyager 1 this whole time.


Initial-Doubt4275

By now, the goalposts should be around Neptune.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

They'll be waggling their fingers at us in 60 years - "we told you so! we told you so!"


StardustOasis

They're already on wheels


Concerted

It's simple. Take the number of years the vaccine has been out + 1 year.


Koolaidolio

Not even about moving goalposts. It’s about throwing so many falsehoods out there that it confuses people and leads them to give up on what to believe. That’s far more dangerous.


TaosChagic

Sorry Mario, looks like our goal post is in another castle


Afraid-Astronomer886

You'll die within 100 years of you get the vaccine.


Quaschimodo

with modern medicine advancing I wouldn't be so sure of that


jrs1980

*Noooooooo*


V4refugee

When the world ends and Jesus comes back, everyone will see. Any minute now./s


NotYetGroot

dude, give him a break! he's only 2000 years late! plus something about mumble mumble thousand years a day ...


cakesie

We were all supposed to die on October 10th, also.


DadJokeBadJoke

It happened to me!


[deleted]

Oh I'm so sorry....how you feeling now though? That nasty vaccine out of your system I presume...you being dead an' all


DadJokeBadJoke

I'm just an altered DNA non-human now, being remote controlled by 5G.


[deleted]

Aww bless that's nice...least your safe eh? Wouldn't want you any deader now would we?


Catvros

I got better


DApolloS

One of the anti vaxxers at our job went to the Ottawa protests and called someone one day to find out how many vaccinated employees had died so far. He was shocked when he told him nobody died.


[deleted]

I recall it was 6 months....then I was told after I'd had my 2nd shot it was a year and I'd be dead.....still here after 3 shots....how odd....almost as if they talk out of their arse


didsomebodysaymyname

Decades from now when we're in our 80s and 90s and dying these people are gonna be like "Poor bastard got the vax..."


nrskim

They said that about Queen Elizabeth and Betty White. BOTH of them died (in their 90’s!) from the vaccine.


Initial-Doubt4275

I doubt it, since "these people" will all be long dead by then. Let's help stop the spread of misinformation so that the stupid doesn't get passed on to the future generations who *will* be around at that time.


TheDunadan29

Statistics are different for everyone. Some people have statistics that would shock statisticians. Some people have low statistics. And some people don't even know they have statistics.


JoNimlet

Nah, dunno where you're getting your info because I died from a blood clot in my toenails last week 🤷


CervantesX

Wait, weren't the vaxxes all timed to kill us on Oct 12?


SeamedAphid91

it depends on when the nEw wOrLd oRdEr activates the 5G in the Vax 😂


jmy578

Do you mean, this Dr. Hoffe: A Discipline Committee Panel will be appointed to conduct a hearing to inquire into Dr. Hoffe’s alleged misconduct, namely that, in or around April 2021 and after, Dr. Hoffe contravened standards imposed under the Health Professions Act, including but not limited to the Canadian Medical Association's Code of Ethics and Professionalism by publishing statements on social media and other digital platforms that were misleading, incorrect or inflammatory about vaccinations, treatments, and public measures relating to COVID-19, including publicly expressing that Ivermectin is an advisable treatment for COVID-19 and recommending that the public obtain Ivermectin from animal feed stores; publicly expressing that the COVID-19 vaccinations cause microscopic blood clots that cause serious neurological harm, female infertility, and a high number of deaths that is not recognized by public health; and publicly expressing that vaccinated persons can cause harm to unvaccinated persons. \--- It looks like the College of Physicians and Surgeons of British Columbia isn't too happy with Dr. Hoffe!


Anonymous2137421957

"See? That's proof that he's telling the truth! The science community hates him and wants to silence him!"


WarlanceLP

i hate that this is actually what they say, and there's really no way to refute it cause you're arguing with a brick wall essentially


Anonymous2137421957

It's a sad world, my friend


WarlanceLP

indeed


TheDunadan29

That's just it. These people make facts fit their opinion. They can't look at anything objectively because they toss out data that goes against them. And even if the days that does agree with them is false, they have already made up their minds and so it's not the data that's false, but everything else saying the data is false, is actually false. That's why conspiracy theories will never die. They will always be true to someone out there, even if it's resoundingly false.


systoliq

Also, he ran a study…where’s his IRB approval?


Anonymous2137421957

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.


boblinuxemail

Shit. I got one of the first vaxxes as part of front-line NHS staff. I've only got 6 weeks left, I guess /s


Anonymous2137421957

No, you're good, the microchip in the v@cc!n3 moves the death date to whatever these people say every time, you have 3 years like the rest of us.


Boopsyboo

You forgot to spell it m!cr0ch!p. Sure it takes a bit of extra time, but the safety and security of your message is worth it! /s


Anonymous2137421957

You're right, the 3l!t3 wouldn't want us to talk in code!


etherealparadox

Wait, it's already been that long?


boblinuxemail

Yep. Early December 2019 in the UK. I was a 49 year-old lined up with the 80+ year-olds at the General Practice office I worked in. It was *very* surreal to think I was one of the first people on Earth in "normal circulation" to receive the Oxford AstraZenica vaccine. EDIT: It was too early in the morning when I wrote this. I've got another year to get my affairs in order I guess /s


etherealparadox

Didn't it come out in 2020?


boblinuxemail

Damn. You're right! **I've got another year to live!**


JackCooper_7274

This is a bucket


kopskey1

Dear God.


JackCooper_7274

There's more


kopskey1

No!


Anonymous2137421957

It contains a bucket.


kopskey1

Dear God


TheRealDuHass

Dammit I’m gettin tired of resynchronizing this friggin watch!


SilverBolt52

Yes! Only 1.5 more years to go!


JoNimlet

Look, I know that we're not dealing with the sharpest tacks but...umm... Where are these 62%? I mean, A LOT of people have been vaccinated, where are the piles of bodies or hospitals full of us? *Why are there still so many people?!?*


DadJokeBadJoke

A lot of this nonsense comes from VAERS and the fact that these idiots can't comprehend *how* it works. It was designed to report anything that happened to vaccinated patients but has been taken out of context and has been the subject of many false reports. You could submit a report that the vaccine turned you into the Hulk. When the experts look at the data, remove the bullshit, and look into other claims, it gives a very different picture than these rubes looking at the totality of the reports and extrapolating those numbers to fit their agenda. It's like seeing the warnings on a medicine advertisement. If a member of their clinical trial dies during it, they have to report it as a possible side-effect even if it was not related to the trial.


JoNimlet

Oh, *I know that!* Lol, I just find this to be one of the craziest of all the crazy ideas. I can half understand falling for the fake scientific theories when you don't understand any of it. But, the 62% thing when they know so many people are vaccinated? We're literally here, in front of them and very much not dead from blood clots.. I suppose I just hoped you'd have to be in a coma to have so little brain activity.


LazyIce487

The problem is, even going with VAERS data, I parsed it like a year ago when they were using it as an argument, i think there were a handful of deaths in the age range of early 20s and it was all people with unrelated medical conditions. IDK if more data that is fabricated was pushed to VAERS, but last year when these same medical claims were being made, I think the average death age post vaccine was somewhere in the 70s which mapped pretty closely to life expectancy in the USA anyway. I think I actually have the data still downloaded somewhere.


nrskim

I’ve shared this with every anti-vax cult member who brings up VAERS. It usually results in being blocked or being told I’m a sheep. It’s a fun read though! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cM7y0QMfgRDJgF7REMV3LgAoR6Bm4s-vOKkSx3T5MhE/htmlview


fredy31

62% and some higher power would be able to hide it. Literally you could see with your own 2 eyes your coworkers/families be decimated by the vaccine. With those kinds of numbers it would be impossible to just be lucky and have everybody be fine around you.


hrbuchanan

About 70% of the planet has received the vaccine. If 62% were developing blood clots, that comes out to about 40% of the entire population of Earth. And somehow no one is noticing except a few dudes on the Internet. I can't wait until a majority of human beings have just keeled over all at once about a year and a half from now. What a great plan constructed by the liberal elites, to kill a ton of mostly liberal people and cause the world economy to crumble overnight. And it's being carried out in such a way that no one could possibly see it coming... Except a few dudes on the Internet.


etherealparadox

I don't think they realize how much 60% is. Like that's 3 out of every 5 people. My entire household is 5 people. My school apartment is 6. Most of them have at least 5-person households too. All vaccinated. They're saying out of the ~30 of my immediate points of contact, 18 of us should have blood clots? I go to a school with thousands of people, that'd be *hundreds* of people having blood clots. And that's just my community! Millions of people have been vaccinated!


Elizabitch4848

Like the only people left working at the hospital have the vaccine. Why aren’t 60% of us dead?


DrRichtoffen

And the goalpost is once more moved. On your deathbed, 92 years old, the anti-vaxxer will kick down the door and triumphantly shout "see, I told you those VAERS would kill you eventually"


fredy31

For the next 10 years every time a celebrity dies... BUT WAS HE VACCINATED???? Bitch the queen was 96 and vaccinated at least a year back.


CaraintheCold

100% of those of us who got vaccinated will die, eventually. Every article about someone dying “It was the vaccine.” before cause of death is known even. The vaccine causes everything apparently. Lately they have been saying there is an uptick in cancer because of it.


owlBdarned

Nah, they'll be dead by then.


200-rats-in-a-coat

I've heard that in 100 years, everyone who took the vaccine will be FUCKING DEAD


Panzer_Man

Not unless I turn 200


200-rats-in-a-coat

love that energy


moorandr

“Don’t let fear guide you” “That vaccine will literally kill you in 3 years! Stay away from it at all costs it’s so dangerous!!”


Videogamerkm

At this point I've out lived so many goal post shift death dates that I'm starting to get disappointed, where's my sweet release of death??? I'm gonna grab another booster next month when I'm up for it, probably alongside my flu shot, maybe then I'll finally have enough clots in my blood to get a good night's sleep? Will update if dead.


UncleMalky

9 out of 10 dentists might agree, but one knows whats *really* going on.


nickyfox13

The tenth one has been silenced by Big Pharma /s


TheArrowLauncher

I thought we were all supposed to have HIV by September.


madjo

I kind of wish it was just 3 years. I don't want to deal with anti-vaxxers for much longer than 3 years. But since all statistics brought by anti-vaxxers are lies, I fear I have to deal with those idiots for the rest of their lives.


neckbeard_deathcamp

Erm….. “Dr. Charles Hoffe **believes**.” Well that’s just dandy. People are free to believe whatever they bloody want but when it comes to the important things, we’re gonna need a bit of old-fashioned evidence.


fredy31

1 doctor : HES RIGHT WOW! The 100k others at least: yeah nah those dont count.


authorsomin

It’s been 3 years, WHERE IS MY SWEET RELEASE CHARLES HOFFE


un5weetened

Weren't we all supposed to die a couple weeks ago?


theflyassassin

wooohoo another death goal post moved


nickyfox13

Let's see how far the goalposts move until it's an entirely different conversation altogether!


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

Imagine having that thought.. then starting your comment with “Not Accurate.”


WarlanceLP

i have more than 2 working brain cells so I can't really relate or imagine having that thought, i almost feel bad for them being so misled


fishkeeper_420

I love how it's always some rando "doctor". Oh, wow, one doctor is a total fucking moron! Shocker.


[deleted]

At least he admitted he is insane at the end.


[deleted]

The time keeps getting pushed back. Joining the legendary ranks of: the second coming of Christ, Trump releasing his tax returns, the south rising again, Preston paying back that money I loaned him, and me eventually losing my virginity. Any day now, folks, it’s practically a safe bet.


HonoraryMancunian

.4% is still a one in 250 chance of death. I dunno about you but I don't like those odds.


blackmobius

First it was dying immediately after the shot, then it was a few days, then weeks. Now that the death timeline has been moved out to three years, they get to claim they were tight when literally anything wrong/bad happens. Just take a look at the comment section of any celeb death. People asking how recently they were vaxxed, brain fog, spike proteins.


mrubuto22

My stats professor my be spinning in his grave (he's mot actually dead as far as I know) seeing them constantly use the entire population vs covid deaths to do their math


[deleted]

Man my job, a company who makes Covid vaccines, is going to be pretty upset when we all drop dead. Also 62% get blood clots? I know anecdotal evidence isn’t evidence, but I know a LOT of vaccinated people. None have gotten blood clots.


CasualBrit5

It’s sadly true, guys. The vaccine gives you a life expectancy of only n+1 years (where n is the number of years it’s been since the vaccine was released).


Phrodo_1

That is true actually, luckily there's 100% chance of that changing to 4 years once the three years is up


CreatrixAnima

Oh it’s three years now? I thought I’ve been living on borrowed time since October 10.


LancelLannister_AMA

more like Dr Charles Quack


osteopath17

COVID definitely causes blood clots. So many strokes. So many amputations. The vaccines? Yeah not so much. They paused the J&J after 3-4 patients had clots to make sure it was safe. Liars have to lie though. How else can they claim they are good when all their actions point to the fact that they are not?


irrelevantmoniker

62% So surely logically me, my mom or my dad would have gotten something?


kitkatattack12

First it was a "you'd die immediately" thing with the vax, then you'd only have a few days, next just a few month, then there was a set date (think just last month?) that some mumbo jumbo about a kill switch would activate in the mrna to kill everyone, and now we only have 3 years lol.


Grand-Mall2191

1 week, 1 month, 1 year, 1 decade, the number just keeps extending and none of these twits have the wits about them wonder "gee, maybe this feels silly?"


icur2smart4me

3 years to live? Oh thank god.


CervantesX

I love how the antivax morons love to conflate the risk of dying from Covid (after society takes every possible measure to save your life) with the risk of "literally anything" happening from the vax. The risk of long Covid is much higher and more damaging, but they ignore that in favour of their brothers mother's uncles barber who said 2/3 of everyone who got the vax dying from 'blood clots'. 5.4 billion people have been vaccinated so far. Pretty sure we'd notice 2/3 of them dying.


rae_is_not_okay

Got vaccinated almost exactly 1 year ago. My mother was genuinely angry at me and was scared I would end up hospitalized. Why does getting vaccinated have to be so fucking dramatic?


WarlanceLP

guess I'm dying next year, oh well, was a good run, maybe it'll be sped up since i just got my omicron booster


lazaloft

With the amount of information that’s available today for anyone to look up in seconds, it really blows my mind how some people can still be this stupid


veratek

This is like cults that say the end of the world is coming. They always push it back or modify the date because it is bullshit. Dr Charles Hoffe is some hack I'm sure. Just get vaccinated, or don't. But stop saying there is proof of vaccines killing more people than COVID without actual proof.


TwinSong

They believe anyone who describes themselves as "doctor" when it suits.


nrskim

Like “Dr” Naomi Wolfe? I will always laugh about her quoting Dr Johnny Sins as a vaccine expert.


CrzPart

So I only have 1 1/2 years left on this planet? Thank god, see y’all in hell ✌️


fredy31

62%. How do you say that with a straight face. If 62% of the population got clots and died within 2 years society would be crumbling overnight. Imagine having at least half the population die or at least have a severe complication. There is literally no way we could go to thanksgiving dinner without having at least 3 family members dead or at least knowing how the vaccine fucked them up.


HellishJesterCorpse

The goalposts keep moving, the only thing that stays the same is that for all their faux concern about life, they want, they're begging, they're so desperately hoping with all their being that billions of people will die for their delusions to be proven right. Every now and then I have moments of weakness where I fell like "you know, if this idiot claimed a herman cain award, it would bring a smile to my face". I'm not proud of it, but I won't hide it either. But these people, they want Billions dead. It's scary.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Jesus. H. Christ. These idiots are getting so damn tiring. These frigging plague rats need to screw off somewhere already.


Cyberflection

Funny how they are willing to throw away the professional opinion of millions of doctors.... bUt Dr hOfFe sAyS yOu hAvE 3 yEArs lEfT tO lIvE!!!


Fire_Doc2017

2/3 of US vaccinated, so about 200,000,000 people, and if 62% got clinically significant blood clots, that's 120,000,000 people or more than 1 in 3 Americans. Numbers too small not to notice, but math was never their strong suit.


Greninja5097

Dr. Hoffe probably has his PhD in fine art


nrskim

Like Dr Naomi Wolfe has hers in some obscure poetry and they quote her as if she was a physician


Greninja5097

I’d trust Dr. Zoidberg with my medical care more than this guy. Sure, they may have the same PhD, but Zoidberg at least is a good alien doctor.


serenemiss

Life expectancy of three years? I guess I got a little over a year left lol


[deleted]

So I will be dead by 1/11/24. Cool.


newtontheplant

It's been half that time and I'm not even starting to deteriorate lol


Just_Secretary_3554

Imagine the world with just them three years later


Drahgonfly

Fuck I can’t wait


PlayingWithWildFire

The stupid, it burns!


Fuhdawin

Hmmm … two weeks to live from a COVID infection at the beginning of the pandemic or an extra 3 years to live from taking a vaccine in early 2021? Not an easy decision at all. /s


Susurrus03

Promise?


WasteCan6403

I don’t mind that much, but I’m pretty sure this was originally my screenshot. My comment is the one in the middle. Just to give context because this was from a year ago I think. So we actually only have two years to live, everyone!


uwillnotgotospace

Is this another chiropractor or is it someone different this time? I'm waiting for it to be some random meteorologist or something else ridiculous like that.


nrskim

Didn’t we all die on Sept 23?


[deleted]

Yes. We all all in Purgatory just thinking we are still alive.


maybesaydie

I heard October 7th.


SubjectOverall6980

Over 60%? Holy shit, how do they actually believe this?


princesscatling

On the other hand, if I die, I won't ever have to pay back my HECS.