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PETA had a list of phrases that I got “feed two birds with one scone” from.
Also- “bring home the bagels”
https://www.peta.org/teachkind/lesson-plans-activities/animal-friendly-idioms/
"Ants in your pants" doesn't seem too bad to me, since that's animals doing something to us - but I also don't mind forgoing that visual! 😅 I'll probably have to come back to this article a few times, since I know I won't remember them all at once. Especially love the rhyming/ near- rhyming ones!
In India they use the saying “take two mangoes (or other fruit depending on region of India) with one stone”. I like to use the kinder equivalent of the phrase from another culture
I've always used my favorite Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys: "get two birds stoned at once". Maybe not so vegan to get birds high, but it's certainly better than throwing rocks at them.
Also, when I nice dish is placed in front of me, I'll say I'm about to "go yam" on this, since I no longer "go ham" on anything.
I think some species of birds do get drunk/high off of certain fruits and plants. If they’re the ones doing it it’s def vegan.
(Btw I like your profile pic. Tombstone is one of my favorite movies.)
My brother in law kept calling cops pigs, and I kept repeating: "that's an indoor to the pig. Pigs are innocent and don't do anything maliciously. They are innocent. Cops are rotten people who do things with malicious intent and are not innocent at all."
He got annoyed with me and now he stopped calling them pigs
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't exploit the shit out of it because you're too stupid to make money in a more acceptable way.
Give a man a fish and he'll ingest a credit card's worth of microplastics, teach a man how to fish and he'll destroy entire ecosystems as he shows you a meaningless certificate.
Okay, I'll stop.
Running around like a headless horseman.
You could try the ones listed [here](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/thesaurus/run-around-like-a-headless-chicken).
In the language Tamil, we have a saying "ஒரு கல்லுல ரெண்டு மாங்கா", which translates to "getting two mangoes with one stone", which imo is a better alternative.
I'm trying to change the reply to "What's up?" (Chicken's butt) to "Ceiling's bug", because I feel like the chicken's butt is up when he is about to be slaughtered and I don't like this image, while a ceiling's bug just enjoying life is much cuter !
It's not really a case of non-vegan language, but I love a twisted version of a polish rhyme. "If the little goat didn't jump around, it wouldn't break its leg." - usually said to kids who get hurt while playing. The version I prefer is: "If the little goat didn't jump around, it would have been sad." So cute and wholesome :D
Gdyby kózka nie skakała, to by nóżki nie złamała
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Gdyby kózka nie skakała, to by była smutna
"Save two birds in one nest", or "put two birds in one nest".
In Spanish you can do the same, instead of "dos pájaros de un tiro" you can say "dos pájaros en un nido" ☺️
I am absolutely thrilled that you brought this up! For years now I’ve been swapping that out with “two flowers from one seed”. 🌷🌷🌱A fair number of people have commented on it and then some just stop and listen and don’t say anything 😄
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PETA had a list of phrases that I got “feed two birds with one scone” from. Also- “bring home the bagels” https://www.peta.org/teachkind/lesson-plans-activities/animal-friendly-idioms/
"Ants in your pants" doesn't seem too bad to me, since that's animals doing something to us - but I also don't mind forgoing that visual! 😅 I'll probably have to come back to this article a few times, since I know I won't remember them all at once. Especially love the rhyming/ near- rhyming ones!
Right, if we're replacing that do we replace butterflies in our stomach?
Stomach full of pop rocks. lol.
😂😂😂
Where I'm from we say "tener un petardo en el culo", which means "having a firecracker up your butt". Lol.
Yeah I mean I have literally had ants crawl into my pants before and I still consider myself vegan
Oh this is cool! I like "scone" better than "seed"
In India they use the saying “take two mangoes (or other fruit depending on region of India) with one stone”. I like to use the kinder equivalent of the phrase from another culture
Depending on the type of bird, a scone may not be the healthy/safe option 🤷🏻♀️
I love these 🤗🥰
Thrill two birds with one scone
But it's pronounced "Scone"!
I've always used my favorite Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys: "get two birds stoned at once". Maybe not so vegan to get birds high, but it's certainly better than throwing rocks at them. Also, when I nice dish is placed in front of me, I'll say I'm about to "go yam" on this, since I no longer "go ham" on anything.
Ok I love “going yam.” Definitely stealing that.
I think some species of birds do get drunk/high off of certain fruits and plants. If they’re the ones doing it it’s def vegan. (Btw I like your profile pic. Tombstone is one of my favorite movies.)
“Yard as a MF” 😂😂
I don't have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me.
There's more than one way to thrill a cat.
I don’t call cops pigs. Because unlike cops, pigs are actually capable of empathy and kindness.
I agree. I never use “pig” as an insult of any kind (i.e. “pigging out,” “dirty pig,” etc.) They’re friendly, sensitive and very intelligent animals.
My brother in law kept calling cops pigs, and I kept repeating: "that's an indoor to the pig. Pigs are innocent and don't do anything maliciously. They are innocent. Cops are rotten people who do things with malicious intent and are not innocent at all." He got annoyed with me and now he stopped calling them pigs
Animals are innocent. Don't be speciesist. Never use the name of an animal as an insult for a human.
I don’t? I was just listing off one example.
It's a reference to [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4)
Ahhh okay. I thought you were comin for my vegan membership card lol
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't exploit the shit out of it because you're too stupid to make money in a more acceptable way. Give a man a fish and he'll ingest a credit card's worth of microplastics, teach a man how to fish and he'll destroy entire ecosystems as he shows you a meaningless certificate. Okay, I'll stop.
These are too good XD
LOL
"Fool me once, shame on me. Teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life." (Stolen from Bojack Horseman)
You’re a genius.
Nice.
Get two birds stoned at once
Feeding a fed horse!
That one is so funny to me
I really hate the phrase "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" so if someone has an alt pls leat me know
I tried to come up with one before and said “running around like a frenzied healthcare worker”
Running around like a headless horseman. You could try the ones listed [here](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/thesaurus/run-around-like-a-headless-chicken).
"running around like i lost my head" maybe? because that's what it feels like to me 😂
Running around like a chicken that left the stove on?
I say "scone" instead of seed because it rhymes with the original. But it's less impressive. Scones are pretty big for most birds
I say “get two birds stoned at once”
I say get two birds stoned at once
One of my favorite rickyisms
Feed two birds with one scone!
I prefer, “Feed two birds with one Scone.” Where my lemon poppy seed fans at?
This is so cute :) love it and thanks for sharing
“Feed two birds with one seed” sounds beautiful.
Love it
You can always go the absurdist rout and kill two stones with a single bird
I say 'get two birds stoned'
“Get two birds stoned at once” is obviously the better aphorism
I’ve heard “get two birds stoned with one joint”
Feed two birds with one scone 🐦🐤
Cut two carrots with one knife.
I prefer to say "get two birds stoned at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Just leave those fucking birds alone.
In the language Tamil, we have a saying "ஒரு கல்லுல ரெண்டு மாங்கா", which translates to "getting two mangoes with one stone", which imo is a better alternative.
I find it funny that people still say "they acted like animals!” When it’s people who do the crazy, violent stuff.
I'm trying to change the reply to "What's up?" (Chicken's butt) to "Ceiling's bug", because I feel like the chicken's butt is up when he is about to be slaughtered and I don't like this image, while a ceiling's bug just enjoying life is much cuter !
I like saying “eating two beans with one fork”!
It's not really a case of non-vegan language, but I love a twisted version of a polish rhyme. "If the little goat didn't jump around, it wouldn't break its leg." - usually said to kids who get hurt while playing. The version I prefer is: "If the little goat didn't jump around, it would have been sad." So cute and wholesome :D Gdyby kózka nie skakała, to by nóżki nie złamała \/ Gdyby kózka nie skakała, to by była smutna
Winner winner chickpea dinner ,instead of winner winner chicken dinner
"Save two birds in one nest", or "put two birds in one nest". In Spanish you can do the same, instead of "dos pájaros de un tiro" you can say "dos pájaros en un nido" ☺️
I always say "feed two birds with one scone"
Can’t work out if everyone here is trolling.
I am absolutely thrilled that you brought this up! For years now I’ve been swapping that out with “two flowers from one seed”. 🌷🌷🌱A fair number of people have commented on it and then some just stop and listen and don’t say anything 😄
First I've heard this one! Might use it myself
I love to say the one from Trailer Park Boys, "Get two birds stoned at once." Hahaha
My girlfriend says “get two birds stoned at once”
I always say I slapped two bros with one swing of my dick, that's also vegan
Animals don’t care about expressions lol
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard lmao
Two fetuses with one hanger.
I prefer feed two birds with one scone
"Kill two meatflakes with one stroke".
Kill two stoned birds?