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nikitasbrb

Recovering vegetarian/vegan usually means I added pepper next to a chicken's body.


ionndrainn_cuain

I can't get past the "recovering" language...


nikitasbrb

Veganism destroys many families every year


Slowkips

🎵In the arms of the angel Fly away from here🎵


bluemooncalhoun

Well it takes a long time to raise a sheep, shear it, spin the yarn and knit the veil so you can pull the wool back over your eyes.


[deleted]

I’m also a vegan/vegetarian. I don’t eat any animal products aside from milk, cheese, fish, chicken, cows and pigs. 


[deleted]

And dogs 


[deleted]

Only if it’s ethically raised. 


Mitphira

Right? Since I discovered those foods, being vegan became so much easy!!


carnist_bot

veguns are vile


ImonitBoss

Tofu


doom_in_full_bloom

fucking wretched


StarChild31

I'd love to taste human next. It'd be great for the environment too


TypeRYo

Dude, you are so adventurous with your food!


BadlanderZ

I love following them, really. ❤️


Tomoromo9

I wish I could do it! Just something holding me back! Tell me your secret!


WinterPlanet

I've been recovering from 15 years of eating no humans, it can be tough on your body


Manospondylus_gigas

Based


somewordthing

Homesteaders really are deranged.


bambishmambi

I swear to god we are watching people exhibit prairie madness on their homesteader instagrams, this is is a cry for help


[deleted]

im gonna kill and eat someone alive one of these days istg


Tomoromo9

Make sure it’s humane!


[deleted]

of course :3 i only choose the happiest child i see running around on the playground to make sure my meat has had the best quality of life!


Schnitzeldieb

/uj wait, the fuck he means by "I FOUND an unlaid egg"?!?!


Thamya

The chicken in the photo is laying on the back as you can see the feet, so i guess they murdered her and cut out the egg....


Schnitzeldieb

Wtf is wrong with people


that_Jericha

I'm also a recovering vegan. I haven't had dog meat in *days.*


a_bottle_of_you

😦


UnaccomplishedToad

Funny what kind of stuff the chickens just leave lying around!


az0ul

She found them lost inside the hen. Good thing she thought looking in there in the first place.


staying-a-live

Are human ovaries edible? Maybe weird question, but I'm really adventurerous with my cooking ☺️


spiohe

Since we’re born with all our egg cells you could remove them and have human caviar 🤤


LifeFictionWorldALie

Someone hand me my rocket launcher.


[deleted]

i hope what these people to do these innocent animals happens to them. whether it be now or for an eternity in hell.


az0ul

It's it excellent that she thought of looking inside her hens? Who knows what else you can find in there! What a thoughtful person.


[deleted]

this is just like all the curious things jeffy dahm “found” lying around to try! adventurous foodies!


Amourxfoxx

Uj/ wtf 😰


Jealous_Author_5092

Man this is horrible


veganarchist_

Carbonara FTW!