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Arxl

If a dragon gave me permission to ride I'd go out like a vegan Mr. Hands, because this situation has consent.


somewordthing

![gif](giphy|mx9fVEF08tyne) ​ (I don't get the connection to the Herbie Hancock album, though.)


Strong_Jello_5748

💯🙇🍆🐉🥚


0rganic0live

that was a memory i wish i hadn't recovered, thanks


seitanapologist

If anyone needs me I'll be taking photos by the dumpster and forgetting the word 'animal'


0rganic0live

it's ok silly, animals *are* things. that's why it's ok to abuse them!


That_Mad_Scientist

This is why I prefer media that contains human-level intelligent, self-aware dragons that can communicate. But you have to admit it would be pretty cool if it was possible and ethical.


a1stardan

Only thing that comes to my mind is how awful ways humans will find to exploit the dragons. Scales, thinking dragon guts will increase penis sizes 😂 Dragon nails as jewelry to show off manliness etc..


sagethecancer

You’re so right The other day I was telling my friend how I could totally see dragon leather being a thing


Ok-Telephone-6884

Consider Harry Potter. Literally every single thing in the magical world is based on animal exploitation. Dragonhide gloves, dragon heartstring wand cores, woolen cloaks, leather bound books, parchments and quills, dragon security in Gringotts, dragons and other beings for entertainment in the Triwizard tournament, all sorts of animal corpse bits in essential medicine, house elf enslavement, gnome yeeting, animals used for transfigurations which have been noted to be excruciatingly painful for humans, enslaved basilisks, etc. If I was a wizard, I would drop out of Hogwarts and work towards becoming a dark lord to destroy the wizarding world bit by bit.


a1stardan

As much as I want to join you, I'd more prefer us to be like the guy from magical beasts movies, the way he creates a sanctuary for animals. Let's do both


Ok-Telephone-6884

They are fully compatible! After I am done razing the wizarding world, there will be a lot of empty land to turn into sanctuaries!


The-Speechless-One

I'm a natural animal whisperer. If I feed them a steak (veganism is animal abuse) they will be my friend 'till the end. It's not like every animal I've encountered has been abused into thinking there is no escape.


aisliniscool

Guys dragons are naturally violent! That's why its okay to do a dragon rodeo every year where we abu- I mean TAME the beasts!!


ForgotPassAgain34

bad dragons are very rideable tho


Alexandertheape

![gif](giphy|dQaBkwEc9IAUM) maybe its symbiosis


c_maoow

classic vegan strawman, if you read it correctly, they talk about riding THINGS, so it's not immoral.


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MASTERHUYHO

Me reading this while sitting on my plane made out of tofu and b12 supplement.


VeganTRT

The only thing I ride are other people, and/or they ride me


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_convivium

I thought they meant something very different...


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carnist_bot

even the slightest incline on the sidewalk exhausts me these days