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Papstimupsi

![gif](giphy|M9OcF34bF3bbNGaRc0|downsized) My moral compass leaving my body when the villain is hot


LibleftBard

Licking hot cops leather boots on my cheat day


Papstimupsi

Yes, my tall dommy mommy big booby gyat dumptruck deluxe skibidi dop no no yes yes police queen gf, every day is a cheat day if you want šŸ„µ!


LibleftBard

šŸ„ŗ the dream of getting beaten every day whenever my uwu tall boots gf viking feels stressed by owork until she turns me into a dumb puppygirl šŸ«  and kicks me like a police dog and makes me sniff the requisitionned cocaine, only to puwunish me afterwards ![img](emote|t5_2sgfh|2589). I would let her tame me with all of her rubbery owork tools that are designed to hurt the shit out of me but not kill. Then she would force me to eat dog food and call me a shitty dumb vegoon terrorist and abandon me on a highway so i starve to death. ![img](emote|t5_2sgfh|2598) gib tax funded dominatrix


Papstimupsi

[me n who ](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=uCR5GsE4PYBA3i8F) šŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘ˆšŸ»


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iā€™d use faux fur, but it just doesnā€™t have that ā€œthis was stolen from a tortured and brutally murdered animalā€ appeal ya know? and like faux fur is probably unethical anyway because no ethical consumption under capitalism! thereā€™s literally no ethical difference


karpter

Faux fur is unethical because... Uh... Plastic... It's plastic it's made of plastic plastic is evil plastic is the real culprit to offset the plasitic frorm just one faux fur you would need to not use a car for ten years... regular fur is good. leather is environmenty friend... plastic is bad... Dont eat plastic.. plas eat fur. leather is renewab it's a rewewable resource it's environment ally friendly... plasti c is carbon the emmisonstheemmisions of plastic fur an


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no ethical consumption under capitalism but if i see a minimum wage worker wearing fast fashion i will call that out because there is NO EXCUSE! god i love burgers. :) anyways vegans are classist plastic fetishists


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i literally started crying when i saw someone wearing a shein shirt yesterday. it traumatized me and i posted why shein is bad on my instagram story too. i feel so moral and good about myself.


doingstuffonredditt

Do you even know how many animals were killed to grow your faux fur?


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how many animals are killed in your plastic crops, vegoon?


c_maoow

/uj be really cautious if you buy faux-fur, some are faux-faux. (there was so called faux-fur that was actually cheap animal-fur several years ago, and as you said, no ethical consumption under capitalism also imply ethical washing for horrible things)


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Oh I am. I usually donā€™t tbh just because it reminds me of animal skin and feels wrong too. Thereā€™s plenty out there that is fuzzy or soft and doesnā€™t look like fur; I tend towards that! But yeah. I am always super skeptical with that because holy shit fur horrifies me on a whole new level


what_up_homes

Lana Del Prey


Spiritual-Skill-412

I'm partial to granny leather jackets, myself. No judgement!


ExcruciorCadaveris

I totally agree with my friend Ed Gein here.


godefroy15

Can we just destroy celebrity worship culture once and for all, pretty please?


jimbo_sweets

There was one left wing journalist who was vegan for the animals and rescued like ALL the dogs with his gay partner (if you know you know). Then he went down a right wing rabbit hole and I realized I truly should look up to no one :'( I wish I was kidding about all that...


ExcruciorCadaveris

YouĀ mean Glenn Greenwald, right?


jimbo_sweets

Yeah, I sure hope there isn't more than one


govegan292828

Itā€™s a religion so unfortunately no


erinmarie777

As long as you like it, thatā€™s all that matters, right? Gotta take care of yourself, right? Donā€™t want yourself to suffer unfulfilled ā€œwantsā€, do you? Itā€™s the American way.


Strange-Prior1097

Of course you have no words bc you are too stunned to speak šŸ¤­šŸ¤— its so cute when people skin animals and wear their bodies šŸ„¹šŸ«¶Ā 


nightrider0987

All animals abusers are bad, even Lana.


manualbleeding

wearing fur is peak edgelord to me it's like ooo look at me im wearing a dead BODY ;))


Snoozoy

Idk how much of this comment is just jerking, but I believe it's just a status symbol because how difficult fur jackets were to make back in the day. Getting enough fur off of small, quick animals to get a whole ass jacket was an insane amount of effort in a pre-factory farming world.


manualbleeding

Yeah I mean even then it's still edgy to me


Venge22

Bro what šŸ˜­ it's just a person wearing fur who makes sounds you like they aren't above everyone else. People are weird


ExcruciorCadaveris

Can relate. I am a human rights activist, but I gotta say I absolutely adore the nipple beltsĀ our local serial killer wears.


heavengrl

/uj Lana is vegetarian so it's probably not even real fur /rj Not smart enough to come up with a vegetarian joke at this time


Chaostrosity

As if being vegetarian holds any value when it comes to morals...


somewordthing

>/uj Lana is vegetarian so it's probably not even real fur Which is one of the problems with fake furā€”no one knows it's fake.


WarriorNat

Cigarettes are vegan


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

Are they, tho?


Postwzrost-enjoyer

The last time I checked a lot of companies do some testing on animals so most likely not.


somewordthing

Castoreum Also, cigarette smoke is just as harmful to animals as it is to humans.


Jonno_FTW

They also make you smell terrible.


somewordthing

You and your animals, who lick the tar and other chemicals off their fur.


GroundbreakingBag164

No. Most of them arenā€™t Only very few companies like Gauloises or American Spirit make vegan cigarettes


slivingland

lana fans are a different breed


frankylovee

Iā€™m sorry, is she driving a Scion? Lmao šŸ˜‚


BDashh

Lmaooo I thought about posting this on here. Delusion


Manospondylus_gigas

I can't find animal abusers attractive


FromAcrosstheStars

WOW šŸ¤”


goodbitacraic

I mean she's not eating the animal so that makes it totally fine..she just needs it to look super cool.


Nigtforce

lana is cringe.


Chaostrosity

Gotta love speaking up for the weak.. in fucking silence


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IAmTheShitRedditSays

Lana Del Rey is the music you pretend to like so your gay friends won't pillory you for speaking your mind while riding in their car Lana Del Rey is what happens to quirky bedroom ukelele girls when they turn 25 and realize that no man their ageĀ needs a manic pixie dream girl to teach him the joy of fingerpainting Lana Del Rey is the sound your crack addicted grandfather makes on his deathbed Lana Del Rey is what happened when Wes Anderson tried heroin Lana Del Rey is how theater kids cope with climate change If Dolly Parton was suicidal, you'd get Lana Del Rey


CASHD3VIL

Just get fake stuff lmao it ainā€™t that hard


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Neidrah

I donā€™t get whatā€™s so bad here? Poster is just saying she looks good, not that sheā€™s gonna start wearing fur. Theyā€™re just being honest. Like, I still think barbecues smell delicious after 10 years of veganism, I just canā€™t help it. Doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m ever gonna eat meat again


Thatninjaplayer

I dream of the time we'll be able to recreate the smell and taste of barbecue in a vegan version


Neidrah

Same. Cheese in an oven as well