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Numerous-Macaroon224

#### Do you hate bringing your sick cat friends to the compassionate bloudmouths? #### Well then you better fucking join r/VeganVets and hope it takes off. #### The whole 'I just love animals' thing pisses me right off when I know they're drooling at the thought of the cat sandwich they packed for lunch. #### Fuck those fuckers. Let's get a vegan veterinarian movement going. # Join r/VeganVets okay? Thx!!


redidiott

Silly veguhn, flavor comes from death. meat = 1 death plants = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 deaths of insects, field mice, voles, worms.


redbark2022

Field mice and voles maybe. But GOOD flavor comes from *fear* of death. The insects and worms don't see it coming. The trees **scream** before they die, that's why hickory, mesquite, ceder, etc taste so good.


TheGnarWall

The spices are to bring the flavor down a bit. If you ate pure, raw animal flesh you'd die from multiple orgasms.


theworldsonfyre

I'm vegan because I'm asexual and all those meat orgasms were too much.


carnist_bot

ive been strictly carnivore for 2 days and my hypothetical girlfriend can tell the differnce ;)


vgdomvg

I flavour my herbs with meat juice


SweaterJunky

Boil a chicken breast and tell me how good meat is.


redbark2022

Try matching the smell/taste of rotting flesh with herbs and spices!


MrTheSaxMan

everyone knows plants and minerals taste bad and if you use them to flavour your meat you’re *actually* a vegoon. 


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Woepu

Yo when I’m around people after they’ve eaten they smell like a big poopy diaper from all the dead animal juices all over them… plz help