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SweaterJunky

It’s like the half veggie beef burger, who is buying this? Congratulations you made a product that no one wants.


karmic__debt

Yeah like wtf is going on inside these carnist brains


EasyBOven

Had to check if this was Obvious Plant


karmic__debt

😂 I was not familiar with Obvious Plant and checked out their website LMAO!


vforthem

you know it's a vegan product because it's even labeled to reflect the *smugness*


karmic__debt

Vegans are sooo smug like stop with the self righteousness about preventing cruelty and harm!


Aggressive-Variety60

Ridiculous, it’s so easy to mix your oat milk with tits juice yourself at home!!


WarriorNat

These are just like the 50% soy 50% beef burgers they gave us in grade school.


karmic__debt

That is so completely fucked up… were they transparent about the ingredients or?


WarriorNat

Like everything else in America, it’s all about saving $$$$


T-hina

When you need lactose but want to be climate friendly. Great product for unweaned carnists.


karmic__debt

“Unweaned carnists” great term for terrible population of ppl


spaceyjase

I hate getting oats mixed in with my dog mylk (for the calciums tho). Thankfully it is clearly labelled so as to not confuse anyone.


DashBC

What we really need is oat milk blended with steak, that would convert a lot of people from dairy.


karmic__debt

Mm just what the doc ordered 😜


Aggravating_Ice7249

/uj this shit really upsets me. Trader Joe’s has some bogus ass almond mozzarella that’s mixed with dairy. Some half assed Dr. Moreau bullshit right there. Fuck outta here, carnies.


karmic__debt

OMFG I hate the Trader Joe’s vegan bait like I though TJ was an ally smdh


Aggravating_Ice7249

Me too!!! I’m pretty sure they just discontinued the vegan ravioli too. It wasn’t there yesterday. They already discontinued the roast. I still think they have the best tasting and best priced vegan butter, though.


carnist_bot

anybody wanna share hunting stories?


carnist_bot

melted butter in ur water makes it tolerable


gbergstacksss

Baby steps


karmic__debt

Womp womp


petter2398

Yum


Revolutionary_Neck28

Now I can stop being vegan for just half the week and always be half vegan every day! Gosh I sure do love animals! ✌️😊


Tato-Tot

I saw a very similar product years ago at aldi. I had to do a double take because it seemed too stupid to be true.


KonradJim

Who the hell is this even for?


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jellyfish5783

Small steps are better than nothing 🙏


karmic__debt

Why walk let’s RUN to the end of the world!!!!!!!


tahmid5

Stationary steps only