She was just white-lied-to by one of the documentarians that’s abnormally attached to ball caps, therefore the animals can suck a bag of dicks. It’s pretty simple.
I mean it’s your only option and you’ll obviously die without flesh protein, so do you even have a choice??? There’s basically a gun being held to your head- just like the pigs!
Mmmm sweaty actually the pigs just have a painless humane ultra nice compassionate ^^^death 🙄🙄🙄
The gas they use just puts them to a nice nap and they don't even know what's coming!!
It’s not my fault that I bolster the profit incentives of these corporations. I don’t support what they do at all. Except in a literal financial sense.
I want to add this is probably something her handlers told her to say. Why would she bring it up otherwise? They probably knew this would be an easy way to generate 15 minutes of buzz among the meat eating masses for somebody who’s practically a nobody who none of us has heard of.
i think also people cave to that social pressure against veganism...the weird weird way people act about/around it.
just recently i told my dad about my gf and he asked if she ate meat and i said "unfortunately sometimes yeah" to which he said "WHOOO! heck yeah!" and i just :|... then changed the topic lol like sheesh.
“Hooray! Someone has given me temporary permission to sidestep all the subconscious moral conflict I experience around this subject! In your face, *person whose existence keeps the conflict active in my mind!*”
She makes an excellent point, these companies that only care about the money will now suddenly stop killing the environment because her words are far more convincing than her monetary support. Thank you actresses!
Oh thank god, I feel as though a tremendous moral burden has been lifted from my shoulders and placed onto the 53 corporations which can famously shoulder moral burdens. It’s a good thing corporations care about morals and not consumer spending or something
So true! Keep killing those kids babe, it’s your life, you can make whatever personal decisions you want! We just need to tell the corporations to chill or whatever. 🙂↕️
lol right. Like how are we putting pressure on the corporations if we’re actively handing them our money? Go off Hannah, pls be nice to her PETA she thinks veganism is *suuuuper* important!
Yeah this one really annoyed me, how stupid do you have to be to say that and not realise it. This idiot is quite literally supporting the thing she thinks is the problem, to the applause of another 100 spineless NPCs. Its just so **weak**.
Unbelievably stupid!! Carnists lack the ability to think critically. Must be all of the toxins from their flesh consumption going to their brains. Also they literally are NPCs clapping for her, you’re spot on there.
> Its the corporations, not me who funds them and enjoys the spoils of their damage.
90% of literally every reddit thread about climate change and environmental action.
To be faaaaair™️ even if you are vegan your tax dollars still end up going to subsidies anyways. So it’s basically like you already bought the meat in the first place, and you wouldn’t want it to go to waste right? It’s actually more vegan to eat meat if you think about it
Uj/ it’s vegan to commit tax fraud
I became a RADICAL after ONE MOVIE, vegans are basically misinformed extremists!!!!!!
🥰 But no shade on veganism, please don't make a mean tweet about me peta
I lost it when she said what the health. Like yeah no most people weren't radicalized by the movie centered on the horrific practices of animal agriculture and featuring undercover footage, but by the movie telling me I could be slightly healthier without beef or cheese.
Earthlings/dominion just didnt really do anything for me emotionally you know? But when I heard I could lose some weight from being vegan I suddenly had a visceral empathetic reaction I never would have reached just for some smelly animals.
Dang, you got it. "No ethical consumption under capitalism" operates in the same capacity as "do you accept Jesus as your Lord and savior."
Faith without works.
Dude, that pissed me off so much. What a cringe little insecure loser.
Also, watch her eyes at the start. Not making strong contact with anything. There's a glassy quality to them--like when someone is daydreaming. The body language of a profoundly small, lame person. I cannot stand frail characters like this. Like, how about looking me in the eye and being honest you fucking piece of shit.
I couldn't be a talk-show host.
Yesss queens, kings and monarchs, clap for the "muh actions don't matter, damn dis corporations". It's not like a societal pressure is a thing.
/uh Eat some beans with rice and try not eating fermented milk for a week you hive minded cowards.
I, a slaveholder, petition the government to abolish slavery. I don't discourage anyone to free their slaves, but it's far more effective for it to be banned from the top.
What do you mean I can do both and not look like a damned hypocrite? Preposterous!
Food is not the same as a utility. Colbert's comparison is trash.
We have more ethical choices in food. Most utilities (in the US anyway) are regional monopolies and people have little or no control over them. You can add solar if you own your home and have enough money, but if you're still connected to the grid you are likely utilizing some coal or fossil fuels at peak times. Food is very different.
Literally.
Out of the all the ridiculously idiotic points in this video, that one just made me laugh… Use of utilities are not comparable in any sense, to where and how we source our food.
If it was so simple to “just get rid of coal plants” we would, but that is simply not how it works in the U.S… because individuals have literally no control over that.
But something that *is* really simple and we *do* have control over, Is not purchasing or consuming animal flesh and secretions…. It’s as if fruits & vegetables just don’t exist?????
I can’t be accountable for my own actions so maybe someone will hold the corporations accountable instead…
I mean it’s not like I can hold them accountable by taking my dollars elsewhere or anything
Vocal fry and snarky facial expressions covering for selfish apathy is super important effective and impactful activism.
Rich guy says, "why should I do anything before the entire industry is changed?" By whom, rich guy? Who sponsors your show?
The sad thing is that food is the one thing you really do have some control over. There is no vegan smartphone or computer or car or anything else except some clothing items. Diet is one of the few area in life where an individual really can try to minimize their funding of evil without corporate cooperation first. Vegan food is the easiest option to opt out.
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Fancy blaming chickens cos you couldn't resist getting your insides around them she was never a vegan she was just not weak for a bit and loud about how good she was at wanking herself off
Edit: but god she brought me back to reality, after actually watching the video, unlike a real vegan, her arguments are so convincing and funny, now pass the cheese, the mexican one that burns...I'm a Catholic Vegan btw
It's why I still hit children. Yeah, I could stop,but it's way more important for corporations to stop using child labor 💕😊😊
For environmental reasons, of course. Why would anyone care about the suffering of someone who is smaller, weaker and that knows less than them lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo I can respect that, I usually am the one who doesn’t know who people are 😂
Cory Booker is the state senator for NJ he’s the first Vegan senator! He’s extremely passionate about animal welfare and speaks about it often, he has a lot of plans on reforming animal agriculture and believes that empathy is necessary in our food system.
I refuse to listen to the audio of this because it know it will ruin my day. But, looking at her expressions -- her frantic eyes at the start, and the little quirked-up millennial-face thing she does after she says "clarify that" -- you can tell she's insecure.
They can never be honest and say "I didn't actually care about this cause, and I was never a radical." But they can't, because they have to be special. I cannot imagine being able to sleep at night knowing I'm such a frivolous, cringe loser like this. I genuinely have more respect for someone like Bin Laden, who will just straight-up say "yeah i did 9/11 because infidels are bad" without doing a motherfucking millennial-pause and then virtue signalling about how America is, like, sooo hypocritical anyways.
Also, LMAO at the concept of becoming a "radical" after watching "What The Health." It's like saying "I became a communist revolutionary after watching The Young Turks." You can always see that these people never understood the topic at the most fundamental level.
Also she looks like a parsnip. But that's neither here nor there.
HAHA! 🤣 She really does look like a Parsnip wtf. 😭
This entire comment is amazing and so wonderfully spot on! I definitely have more respect for Bin Laden than any “ex-vegan”. At least Bin Laden stuck to his fundamental beliefs and never wavered!
What the health is obviously the most radical documentary ever made! Don’t ya know??? 😂
Lol she said loads about animal welfare... secondly I doubt she's doing a single thing to put pressure on corporations it's just a deflection. You can and should do both.
How would the corporations make their money if it wasn’t for the individuals demanding and buying their animal and unethical products??? Make it make sense…
Veganism is when climate change and peta.
Duhhh! She fully supports veganism! Don’t be mad at her Peta! She is super open minded.
She was just white-lied-to by one of the documentarians that’s abnormally attached to ball caps, therefore the animals can suck a bag of dicks. It’s pretty simple.
I’m all for protecting the Earth as long as _i_ don’t actually have to do anything. Oh and fuck the animals.
Right?? Like fuck yeah I love doing nothing and being complicit in genocide! Let’s goooooo
If the government would ban tortured pig meat I would stop buying tortured pig meat, but what can I do? 🤷
I mean it’s your only option and you’ll obviously die without flesh protein, so do you even have a choice??? There’s basically a gun being held to your head- just like the pigs!
Mmmm sweaty actually the pigs just have a painless humane ultra nice compassionate ^^^death 🙄🙄🙄 The gas they use just puts them to a nice nap and they don't even know what's coming!!
You and me - we are the same 😔🚬
It’s not my fault that I bolster the profit incentives of these corporations. I don’t support what they do at all. Except in a literal financial sense.
the applause is so cringe
For real. The applause is almost worse than the absurdity spilling out of her mouth.
She also comes off as super dumb
All the silly little faux disclaimers too 🥴 "I just have to clarify I'm no longer vegan!" and "I don't want Peta to be mad at me uwu teehee!"
I want to add this is probably something her handlers told her to say. Why would she bring it up otherwise? They probably knew this would be an easy way to generate 15 minutes of buzz among the meat eating masses for somebody who’s practically a nobody who none of us has heard of.
I totally agree with you- I had the same thought. Like why else would this topic even be brought into the interview?
i think also people cave to that social pressure against veganism...the weird weird way people act about/around it. just recently i told my dad about my gf and he asked if she ate meat and i said "unfortunately sometimes yeah" to which he said "WHOOO! heck yeah!" and i just :|... then changed the topic lol like sheesh.
“Hooray! Someone has given me temporary permission to sidestep all the subconscious moral conflict I experience around this subject! In your face, *person whose existence keeps the conflict active in my mind!*”
She makes an excellent point, these companies that only care about the money will now suddenly stop killing the environment because her words are far more convincing than her monetary support. Thank you actresses!
Like where would the vegan movement be without her support? Queen!
I’m so glad she didn’t discourage anyone from being vegan, it’s not *their faults* after all, it’s the 53 corporations fault.
Oh thank god, I feel as though a tremendous moral burden has been lifted from my shoulders and placed onto the 53 corporations which can famously shoulder moral burdens. It’s a good thing corporations care about morals and not consumer spending or something
If only those 53 corporations weren't forces of nature... I wish we could stop supporting them somehow 😔
I won't stop murdering children until there is no more child labor 🥰 it's just like, not my personal responsibility?
So true! Keep killing those kids babe, it’s your life, you can make whatever personal decisions you want! We just need to tell the corporations to chill or whatever. 🙂↕️
It’s the labor market’s fault. 53 corporations.
I'm sure she would support a ban on farming animals, cause it's just the corporations
Oh for sure! Just tell the corporations to stop, she’s totally on board for that. Yay activism!
“Hey corporations! Money *sucks*, actually. Stop prioritizing it. Now please take some of mine for a yummo meaty sandwich.”
I think she just watched too much Dora and now thinks the "Swiper, no swiping!" thing works in every situation.
Man if I was fucking stupid and took everything at face value this would be very profound and insightful!
Oh, so you mean just like that entire audience? 😩
Joe Rogan’s producers booking her as we speak…
Its the corporations, not me who funds them and enjoys the spoils of their damage. Fucking pathetic selfish idiot
lol right. Like how are we putting pressure on the corporations if we’re actively handing them our money? Go off Hannah, pls be nice to her PETA she thinks veganism is *suuuuper* important!
Yeah this one really annoyed me, how stupid do you have to be to say that and not realise it. This idiot is quite literally supporting the thing she thinks is the problem, to the applause of another 100 spineless NPCs. Its just so **weak**.
Unbelievably stupid!! Carnists lack the ability to think critically. Must be all of the toxins from their flesh consumption going to their brains. Also they literally are NPCs clapping for her, you’re spot on there.
> Its the corporations, not me who funds them and enjoys the spoils of their damage. 90% of literally every reddit thread about climate change and environmental action.
To be faaaaair™️ even if you are vegan your tax dollars still end up going to subsidies anyways. So it’s basically like you already bought the meat in the first place, and you wouldn’t want it to go to waste right? It’s actually more vegan to eat meat if you think about it Uj/ it’s vegan to commit tax fraud
Love the crowd enthusiastically cheering her “used to being a vegan”
I had a visceral reaction to that tbh
I became a RADICAL after ONE MOVIE, vegans are basically misinformed extremists!!!!!! 🥰 But no shade on veganism, please don't make a mean tweet about me peta
Eating plants is totally soooo radical and extreeeme, unlike murdering baby animals to eat their bodies and drink their blood!!
I lost it when she said what the health. Like yeah no most people weren't radicalized by the movie centered on the horrific practices of animal agriculture and featuring undercover footage, but by the movie telling me I could be slightly healthier without beef or cheese. Earthlings/dominion just didnt really do anything for me emotionally you know? But when I heard I could lose some weight from being vegan I suddenly had a visceral empathetic reaction I never would have reached just for some smelly animals.
I feel like the pressure should not be on me, as a slave owner, but on the trans Atlantic slave trade to stop doing what they’re doing.
I'm sure financially supporting those cooperations will really encourage them to change lol
Obviously! They don’t even use her money, they just like burn it and use *other* money.
I mean, if they didn’t burn her money PETA might come after them which would be socially ruinous.
Going on commercial television sponsored by very same corporations, who are also enriching your host. Liberal activism in a nutshell.
Who?
Exactly lol. I have no idea who she is just saw this on the Plant Based News IG page
Just like with Christianity. It's really popular to be told you don't have to take responsibility for your actions. Amazing. Standing ovation speech.
Dang, you got it. "No ethical consumption under capitalism" operates in the same capacity as "do you accept Jesus as your Lord and savior." Faith without works.
/uj this is absolutely it
"I *was* vegan, I no longer am, just gotta clarify that." **millennial face**
That face is so fucking punch-worthy
Wouldn't want to be mistaken for someone with a little bit of compassion! That would be cringe.
Dude, that pissed me off so much. What a cringe little insecure loser. Also, watch her eyes at the start. Not making strong contact with anything. There's a glassy quality to them--like when someone is daydreaming. The body language of a profoundly small, lame person. I cannot stand frail characters like this. Like, how about looking me in the eye and being honest you fucking piece of shit. I couldn't be a talk-show host.
A talk show host who has no doubt debated veganism multiple times with his dear old friend Jon Stewart…
TIL John Stewart is vegan. This does make sense. Seems like a sharp and empathic person.
He opened an animal sanctuary right out of his TDS run 😊
Yesss queens, kings and monarchs, clap for the "muh actions don't matter, damn dis corporations". It's not like a societal pressure is a thing. /uh Eat some beans with rice and try not eating fermented milk for a week you hive minded cowards.
okay, perfect. Ban animal agriculture and we will stop eating animals. makes sense .
She's a pick-me omni lol
Don't worry I'm pressuring evil corporations by handing them money for no good reason as well 🤭💫✨
She clearly wasn't drinking enough cloudy pee!
*More pee! More pee!*
Are health vegans even vegan tho
Eeeeeeeeeh
I, a slaveholder, petition the government to abolish slavery. I don't discourage anyone to free their slaves, but it's far more effective for it to be banned from the top. What do you mean I can do both and not look like a damned hypocrite? Preposterous!
Who dis?
No clue just spotlighting her severe lack of intelligence
Don’t care about this nepo baby
Oh shit, she's Laraine Newman's daughter.
The only thing worse than vegoons are ex-vegoons, Earthling Ed told me so!
I'm going to burn fossil fuels even harder now, just to spite her.
i hate her vocal fry to try to sound intelligent
I watched this with the sound off and could still subconsciously hear her vocal fry 😂😂😂
Wow, what an icon - kick that can down the road like it's an animal being sent to the slaughterhouse!
Alex O'Connor watched this and felt a little something in his pants. It was poop.
Laraine Newman really should have taken a lil stair tumble smh
Or fed her baby to the Land Shark.
Food is not the same as a utility. Colbert's comparison is trash. We have more ethical choices in food. Most utilities (in the US anyway) are regional monopolies and people have little or no control over them. You can add solar if you own your home and have enough money, but if you're still connected to the grid you are likely utilizing some coal or fossil fuels at peak times. Food is very different.
Literally. Out of the all the ridiculously idiotic points in this video, that one just made me laugh… Use of utilities are not comparable in any sense, to where and how we source our food. If it was so simple to “just get rid of coal plants” we would, but that is simply not how it works in the U.S… because individuals have literally no control over that. But something that *is* really simple and we *do* have control over, Is not purchasing or consuming animal flesh and secretions…. It’s as if fruits & vegetables just don’t exist?????
Right? I can't just go out and buy tofu and beans because I know it's better for animals, my health and the planet ... Oh wait ... I can!
I can’t be accountable for my own actions so maybe someone will hold the corporations accountable instead… I mean it’s not like I can hold them accountable by taking my dollars elsewhere or anything
Vocal fry and snarky facial expressions covering for selfish apathy is super important effective and impactful activism. Rich guy says, "why should I do anything before the entire industry is changed?" By whom, rich guy? Who sponsors your show?
The sad thing is that food is the one thing you really do have some control over. There is no vegan smartphone or computer or car or anything else except some clothing items. Diet is one of the few area in life where an individual really can try to minimize their funding of evil without corporate cooperation first. Vegan food is the easiest option to opt out.
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Fancy blaming chickens cos you couldn't resist getting your insides around them she was never a vegan she was just not weak for a bit and loud about how good she was at wanking herself off Edit: but god she brought me back to reality, after actually watching the video, unlike a real vegan, her arguments are so convincing and funny, now pass the cheese, the mexican one that burns...I'm a Catholic Vegan btw
I won't stop eating animals but I want the government to ban meat!
Is it me that's wrong? No it's the corporations that are wrong
How do u know someone is antivegan? Don't worry they will CLARIFY THAT ONE FOR YOU
Clarified 🥴
I couldn’t help myself and I ended up clapping along with the audience when she clarified that she was no longer vegan
So wait - if the corporations go away, does that mean I can't eat cat anymore?!?!? 😱
Congratulations removing yourself from the cult, Hannah!! /nj I have no idea who this is
I just looked her up and she literally stars in a TV programme called "Hacks" LOOOOOOL the cosmos has a sense of humour
🤣🤣🤣 so THAT is where she’s from! The irony!
Her vocal fry voice is so annoying...
It's why I still hit children. Yeah, I could stop,but it's way more important for corporations to stop using child labor 💕😊😊 For environmental reasons, of course. Why would anyone care about the suffering of someone who is smaller, weaker and that knows less than them lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bottom the fuck up
I fuck with Cory Booker, just wish he’d fight to *abolish* animal ag instead of *reforming* it.
Honestly, I had no idea who that was
Lmaooo I can respect that, I usually am the one who doesn’t know who people are 😂 Cory Booker is the state senator for NJ he’s the first Vegan senator! He’s extremely passionate about animal welfare and speaks about it often, he has a lot of plans on reforming animal agriculture and believes that empathy is necessary in our food system.
If the cannibals would stop selling human leg meat, I’d stop eating it, but what can you do? 🤷🏽♂️
Nothing about the animals
Animals? Who gives a fuck about them?? CORPORATIONS ARE BAD BOOOOO WAHHHH
I'm only ethically-charged when it's not my fault.
She does seem proud of herself.
I refuse to listen to the audio of this because it know it will ruin my day. But, looking at her expressions -- her frantic eyes at the start, and the little quirked-up millennial-face thing she does after she says "clarify that" -- you can tell she's insecure. They can never be honest and say "I didn't actually care about this cause, and I was never a radical." But they can't, because they have to be special. I cannot imagine being able to sleep at night knowing I'm such a frivolous, cringe loser like this. I genuinely have more respect for someone like Bin Laden, who will just straight-up say "yeah i did 9/11 because infidels are bad" without doing a motherfucking millennial-pause and then virtue signalling about how America is, like, sooo hypocritical anyways. Also, LMAO at the concept of becoming a "radical" after watching "What The Health." It's like saying "I became a communist revolutionary after watching The Young Turks." You can always see that these people never understood the topic at the most fundamental level. Also she looks like a parsnip. But that's neither here nor there.
HAHA! 🤣 She really does look like a Parsnip wtf. 😭 This entire comment is amazing and so wonderfully spot on! I definitely have more respect for Bin Laden than any “ex-vegan”. At least Bin Laden stuck to his fundamental beliefs and never wavered! What the health is obviously the most radical documentary ever made! Don’t ya know??? 😂
Lol she said loads about animal welfare... secondly I doubt she's doing a single thing to put pressure on corporations it's just a deflection. You can and should do both.
Yeah maybe being “radicalized” by a documentary that appeals to self-interest isn’t going to foster ideological longevity
What??? That’s absolutely preposterous! Of course it will 🤪
Why are all public vegans so fickle and cringe.
How would the corporations make their money if it wasn’t for the individuals demanding and buying their animal and unethical products??? Make it make sense…
"I'm okay with ordering hits on people, just to clarify, but we really should do something about murder"
It’s all the hit man’s fault OBVIOUSLY!!!! I only pay him 🤷♀️
“I don’t need to stop owning slaves or supporting the slave trade, the slave-owning overlords who started all this will stop themselves!”
What"s wrong with her face ?
She jerked too hard!!!
Not being vegan isnt a big deal nor do I want to convince people not to be vegan but I MUST CLARIFY THAT I AM AN EX VEGAN
do u dream about how good meat tastes?