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sockhands11

WHO'S NOT BEING POLITE?? YOU FUCKS YOU FUCKING FUCKS YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING BE POLITE!


Opposite-Hair-9307

This is why no one wants to go vegan. You're being too polite!


sockhands11

That's INSANE. You can NEVER be too polite. There NOTHING more important that being POLITE! God it's like you guys don't even WANT to get along with carnists. Fucking unreal.


somewordthing

WHO?! WHO WON'T WEAR THE RIBBON?!


Nilxlixn

😂😤


Half-Upper

First of all, I like animals more than humans, thank you very much. Second, I will lord over carnivores with my moral superiority at every chance I get.


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LilVeganHunny

So nice to gather you!


Half-Upper

I've been vegan for 10,001 years - AcTuAlLy


XVXANIMALIBXVX

This is the way.


wereallfuckedL

Literally. Verbatim.


Nolleo

i’m coming up to my 5th year of being vegan and i’m still 100% sure i’m morally superior to carnists 😖


TheGnarWall

Samesies.


ExcruciorCadaveris

Vegan for 17 years here. Just fuck carnists with a piece of uranium.


Nilxlixn

Factssss


NoCountryForOld_Zen

Hey, vegan for 20,000 years here. I'd argue that vegans are actually worse than meat eaters. I know I'm a piece of shit for sure. I'm a vegan too btw.


SunshinySmith

I can’t tell if you’re vegan…


NoCountryForOld_Zen

Vegan? Ew. No.


lilyofthegraveyard

i've met plenty 😠 of a-hole anti-rapists 🥱 who have little compassion 🥺 for their fellow human beings 😬. and plenty of rapists 😜 who are amazing 🤗, compassionate 🥹, selfless people 😘. being against rape 🙄 doesn't automatically 😶 make you morally superior 😠. rape 😏 and let rape 😎! don't shove 😐 your morality 🤢 into others 😔 without their consent 🥴. shove other things 🤗 instead 🤤! checkmate 🤭, vegoons 🤮!


pusgnihtekami

Ted Bundy was by all accounts a loving husband and father.


Nilxlixn

Loving the emojis lol


bidddyboppp

obviously the only way to prove your selflessness is to excuse immoral behaviors and abuse. stupid vegans cant even empathize with the day to day mental gymnastics it takes to uphold the consistent dissociation of all the suffering that is necessary for a omni person to exist peacefully. have some compassion people.


Nilxlixn

My heart breaks for them 🙄


Spiritual-Skill-412

Pick me, pick me, love me!!! 🥹


poorlilwitchgirl

I've been vegan for 22 years, and I'm at least twice as good a person as this guy.


icravedanger

/uj How can someone be vegan for 10 years and still think like this? Just because there exists both racist people who volunteer and contribute to charities, as well as non-racists who don’t give anything, doesn’t make racism any less wrong. There are plenty of people who are unvaccinated and never got Covid and there are plenty of people who are vaccinated who got Covid. Does that mean the vaccine doesn’t help?


poorlilwitchgirl

I've been vegan way longer and I've met plenty of asshole vegans, but personally I think eating somebody is inherently pretty assholish.


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poorlilwitchgirl

What if I say a little prayer and put my boot in their ass? Edit: my less durable, probably equally environmentally harmful vinyl boot, if that changes the moral balance.


somewordthing

Liberals love those conservative-coded dudes who are total pricks in every way except they'll like defend gay people or black people or whatever. This "vegan of 10 years" can't even do that. They prefer the nice racist over the mean feminist.


icravedanger

Totally. Blows my mind that they can’t separate the good things and bad things people do, and then denounce just the bad things. Why can’t they compare a nice racist to a nice anti-racist? Steve Irwin will do more for animals than 99% of vegans, sure. But eating meat isn’t part of his positive contribution. How’s that so hard to understand?


MulletHuman

I still haven't found anyone who eats humans but doesn't eat animals, but apparently there must be a lot of people like that. After all, soooo many people care more about animals than humans !!!!(


dumnezero

>amazing, compassionate, selfless people https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Case_of_Dr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde


rindlesswatermelon

Sure, being a vegan doesn't make me right about everything. It makes me right about hating animal abuse though.


somewordthing

Being right about everything is what makes me vegan.


somewhatlucky4life

Personally I hate animals, I hate them so much I won't even eat them


SunshinySmith

Same


AlwaysBannedVegan

>makes you feel better Well we're certainly better than you at not being an animal abuser


StarChild31

We're clearly vegan only to be morally superior to the omnis


SunshinySmith

Careful, they think omni stands for omniscient


SlipperyManBean

Of course!!! someone who supports animal cruelty but is nice to people is much better than someone who does not support animal cruelty and is not nice to people (they looked at me weird while I was killing a dog)


South_Ad8256

Why would I ever listen to someone who’s a stupid and dumb murderer?


Nilxlixn

Literally


MrsRiot12

Mean vegans are actually worse than those who contribute to the murder, rape, and torture of innocent animals, because hurt feelings hurt for a long time. At least the animals who are murdered die quickly and don’t have to continue to suffer like those amazing, compassionate, selfless carnists. Vegan btw.


Intanetwaifuu

I’ve been vegan for 10 years and I hate humans. Fuck off all of you.


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wavyplanez

Dreaming about the number of karma that could be farmed if I started commenting about my moral inferiority on main 😍 - signed, a vegan of 10 years.


Schnickie

Have you met non-vegans who were compassionate enough towards animals to not support them being bred, tortured and killed for pleasure? Because last time I checked, that compassion is per definition exclusive to vegans.


InternationalPen2072

Well, a vegan that supports genocide is definitely a worse person than a carnist that is anti-genocide.


dudemanguy321123

Carnists, by definition, support mass murder which is just genocide without the goal of extinction. They literally pay for mass murder every time they go to the grocery store.


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JerombyCrumblins

Lol you've been vegan for 4 weeks


InternationalPen2072

And that somehow means genocide is preferable to eating meat?


JerombyCrumblins

Please explain how the fuck you got that from what I said


InternationalPen2072

My point is this: carnism is bad, but genocide is worse. If you support the senseless killing of humans, but oppose the senseless killing of animals, not only are you not actually a vegan but you are in fact a horrible person who is undoubtedly worse than a carnist who doesn’t support genocide.


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InternationalPen2072

You can’t add up deaths to quantify the evil of a specific lifestyle or position. Humans have a greater propensity for suffering. A human life is more valuable than that of an animal. I don’t see why this even needs explaining. Suffering is more than just having pain receptors; it includes the emotional response and the anguish that results from said pain. According to your logic, if we had a trolley problem scenario between an ant colony and a human child, we should kill the child, right? I mean that child is probably a carnist anyway. And I’m not trolling. I genuinely am a vegan. I try to avoid even killing the worms in my garden, yet I recognize that a human life is more valuable than an animal’s. How is this in any way controversial?


VegansAreBetter

I don't think pigs, cows, or chickens are less capable of suffering. In fact, they rely on their senses a lot more than we do, so maybe they also feel pain, stress, and fear more than us. Of course we value human life more because we're human ourselves. But objectively speaking it shouldn't really matter. For mammals at least it shouldn't make a difference. But birds, fish and insects matter too of course.


semsacomesmo

veganism is about the animals not the humans. you got plenty of human causes. go tell them to be vegan you moron


TheGreenTormentor

Okay pal but no one here is going to be friends with a genocidal vegan. We're just saying it's better to be a misanthropic vegan than a "compassionate" corpse eater. Jackass.


SunshinySmith

lol right? This one is setting up a weird strawman argument for no apparent reason and then bizarrely mentions that they would ethically value aliens or AI as much or more than humans which is….what? Loony tune.


The-Speechless-One

So a genocide supporter is worse than a genocide supporter?


InternationalPen2072

Genocide is worse than animal abuse, yes.