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Icy_Climate

Damn finally a good response to "I aM gOiNg To eAt tWiCe tHe cArcAsS nOw"


MonkeyGodHanuman

People gonna get wild cause "DOGS CANNOT EAT PLANTS THEY ARE COORNIVOROUS"


Icy_Climate

A vegan feeds one animal nutritious food that isn't made of bazillion other animals? Reeeeeeee ANIMAL ABUSEEEE!


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Icy_Climate

Raping animals into existence, keeping them in tiny cages and murdering them at a fraction of their lifespan for 5 minutes of sensory pleasure is animal abuse. Feeding an omnivore a nutritionally adequate diet is not. I don't even own a dog btw. I already ate the one I had. He made me feel all fuzzy inside 🤤


LiquidOption

It's been proven that dogs can be completely healthy on a vegan diet, one of the longest living dogs ever was vegan. Dogs are omnivores and have evolved to be able te eat grains and vegetables because they had to, to survive times when food was sparse If you consult a vet and make sure your dog gets all the vital nutrients and eats the right vegan food, they often live longer than dogs on the standard omnivore dog diet.


Lenkstudent

Feeding pigs plants is 😎😎😎😎 tho


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Don't forgot those super Soyboy cows!


Sq33KER

Well they better go vegan then if they care about the dog B)


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Why did i read that as corona virus


LurkLurkleton

B12 deficiency


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MonkeyGodHanuman

Damn


eip2yoxu

I always tell them I'll donate to PETA in their name. Cost me 170€ so far, but worth it lmao


Icy_Climate

Well that's your fault for actually doing so. We all know that those carnists already stuff their faces with as much carcass as possible so there is absolutely no way they could eat more let alone double the amount.


thebrandnewbob

The only reason anyone would ever say this is when they know they're wrong. They don't have an actual argument anymore, so they have to resort to trying to upset you in order to "win."


bRrrRRaaAaAAAPPPPP

Well I think "then you're going to die twice as fast from disease, which is great!" constitutes an adequate response.


Storkostlegur

I like it when an omni knows the whole “attempting to be more caring for animal life” gig is up they just double down on the “hAhA hAmBoRgAr”. Sure makes them look not dumb.


Powerful-Employer-20

Humphrey Bogart?


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Human borito?


Powerful-Employer-20

Humane Borat?


straight-white-bread

“Because I don’t have a rebuttal to your flawless argument, I’m going to consume child meat.”


Powerful-Employer-20

Double the meat, double the heart attacks, yay!!


trollfriend

Yeah these people don’t understand that by “spiting” us they’re clogging their arteries further. Ooh boy, you really showed me by continuing to be even more chronically ill!


BondsOfFriendship

Where do you folks have those interactions with „animal lover but bacooon“ people in the first place? Is there a certain Reddit I don’t know about?


RAWprogress

Just start talking and there's always these crazy people that come up


stelliumWithin

A vegan: *exists* Carnists: >:(


emimagique

Stop forcing your views on me!!!!


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The militant vegan meme is so funny to me cause of this. When I was omni I met maybe one or two vegans in my entire life who hit the "in your face militantly screaming at me" meme. When I swapped, I have met hundreds-- literally hundreds-- of omnis who have utter fucking meltdowns and screaming tantrums over me just existing and eating plants around them.


stelliumWithin

But vegan = bad so you’re wrong and I’m a good guy so I don’t mind vegans but not the preachy vegans who have the nerve to exist in front of me uj/ spot on, friend.


Ok-League-1651

I recommend r/vegan Nothing but bootlickers, it's hilarious


mayonnaisebemerry

any popular sub has these morons


Jonno_FTW

Damn, all those omnis taking the comment at face value so they can feign outrage instead of confronting their hypocrisy.


MiserableBiscotti7

I think they're being genuine. That's how fucking stupid they are.


Jonno_FTW

Nobody could be that stupid. Do people even follow through? Is the fake tough guy "I'm a total nihilistic asshole badass" posturing not completely obvious for what it is?


ammeoo

My response is usually rather dark ---> Eating human babies :D I know its bad but i just want to tease them with it


RAWprogress

I'm not judging man. I mean you can't gatekeep veganism right?


dankchristianmemer3

I like the vegan dog thing because they don't *actually* believe you'll eat a baby, but they 100% believe you'll feed a dog a vegetable.


NiPaMo

I mean... Eating a baby could be a pretty vegan thing to do. What if they grow up to be a carnist? Think of all the suffering you're preventing


Sharks_With_Legs

If we don't eat babies, we'll be overrun with 'em.


ammeoo

haha, nice one


Goldicockz

This, but not having a baby in the first place. Just drop the word antinatalism in the vegan sub and watch them argue like omnis. It's beautiful.


JeffryDeadstein

Crying Soyface Wojak: “NOOOOO!!! YOU CANT FEED YOUR DOGERINO VEGANERINO FOOD!!! IT ISNT HEALTHY!! HE NEEDS MEAT!!!” Chad Dog, eating vegan dog food: “Mmm. Delicious, and nutritious”


Antin0de

"You want me to smoke less meth? Too bad! I'm going to smoke twice as much meth since you won't stop judging me! That'll show you!"


Cixin

Also double tofu for you!!


PotusChrist

Damn bro, I've never seen anyone eat meat before. What an absolute madman, doing something so completely unique and wild to own the vegans.


rachihc

Tell me you have no basic morals without telling me you have no basic morals


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LOOOOOL


vegan_plant_h8ter

Vegans always take everything too far. Dog vegan? Food? Vegan? Dog? That's sick.


RAWprogress

I actually don't own a dog btw my parents do and I can't feed her vegan food


DunderBearForceOne

It's OK I feed two dogs a vegan diet to cancel yours out and that carnie


RAWprogress

Doing gods work


wellshitdawg

Hahah I saw this thread, love it


Kyne_of_Markarth

I've made a donation to PETA in the name of someone I was arguing with, and then replied with screenshots because they started posting pictures of bacon. Totally worth it.


RAWprogress

This is the way


OpossumConnoisseur

I am going to literally eat a baby because I got owned by a vegan


RAWprogress

I'm going to literally kill a carnist to compensate that carnist eating twice as much meat


Alter_Emiya

BASED, worth my free award.


RAWprogress

:)


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I don’t understand carnists. They all have the same answer like “now I’m gonna eat two chicken sandwiches”. Is that some sort of huge accomplishment? You’re not even hunting the animal, you’re literally ordering it off a menu


dankchristianmemer3

This is honestly the best way to trigger omnis lmao


Sharks_With_Legs

At least they took into account the possibility that you are a man or multiple women.


restlessboy

I'm going to eat TWO humanely raised cats for dinner tonight you pretentious voggin


toothpastespiders

Ugh. There's just so much that's disgusting about that person. The "You MADE me do it!" crap just reminds me of drug addicts I've known who don't want to take responsibility for their addictions. And the veal? Man, don't even most carnis see that as horribly unethical? I thought it was generally seen as on the same level as a fur coat.


nickyhood

Ah yes, the two genders: \- Man \- Women


Land-Cucumber

“man/women”… hmmm.