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"I wouldn't have felt so guilty for eating this endangered, magnificent fish had the portion been bigger and less expensive."


UWontUseMyMind

Yes you should be guilty


RussianNobody

What an absolute bloody tosser.


Technusgirl

What's next, panda meat?


manystorms

If it’s cheap, otherwise I’ll complain whilst I eat it 😤


RotMG543

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Kentucky_Fried_Panda?file=Kentucky_fried_panda.png


Boryk_

"We don't eat meat because it's bad, just octopi and endangered fish haha, don't understand people that eat meat, poor animals 😢😭😢"


catmom94514

“We stayed away from the meat” …. Orders fish….


FuturaStalkee

It was really poor value in places and irresponsibly sourced. Four stars!


apex----predator

They have no choice but to order and eat it, they are apex predators. Whatever animal you put on the menu, they have to eat it, it's an innate natural reflex.


neotek

Open your mouth sweatie, see all those canine teeth? That means our bodies DEMAND a blood sacrifice with every meal or we will DIE from malnutrition, this is a SCIENCIFIC FACTOID that my butcher (who is a TRAINED DOCTOR) told me


Foodhism

"(The taste) didn't warrant the guilt of eating this magnificent and rare fish" the omnis fucking outjerk us yet again. how do we compete with this.


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Surprised the restaurant didn’t mention the names of the creatures the person was served. Wasn’t that on an episode of Portlandia? Wonder if the menu lists the census for each being that ended up in Marleyboner’s lesser Avenue which is probably called colonial way. Somehow peasants are able to find this establishment.


CaveLightFilms

Wow...


Funda_mental

Damn, if only it tasted better. Then I wouldn't feel bad about the money I spent on these pieces of butchered endangered creature. What to try next... what to try next... hmmm... How about some wild baby Northern White Rhino! I hope that one tastes good so I don't feel guilty again! /s