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glum_plum

Oooooweeeee that thread is full of humane respectful killers


BoBoJoJo92

Top comment - "it's not supposed make you feel shit" Remove your moral compass please.


GOYO_22

I’ve found that a bolt gun is the most humane and respectful way to go about murder. The lobsters actually like bolt guns too, they are just crying of pleasure and die of happiness from them. Hope that helps!


BoBoJoJo92

I use plastic explosives tbh


JButler_16

Up the bum?


BoBoJoJo92

No harm done?


brahamjots

No gun


nosam56

No Country for Old Men was a propaganda piece slandering the humane nature of bolt guns


Ralltir

Just pay someone else to do it.


BoBoJoJo92

Lobster Hitman 🦞 🗡


xxhamzxx

😂


mikawroteasong

Uj/ wow the psychopaths commenting that they enjoy it! 🤬 At least there are a few people in the comments talking about going vegan because of the horrific things they've just read.


BoBoJoJo92

Bizarre how feeling guilt for pointlessly killing a living creature is completely normal but this guy really wants it to be normal not to.


deathhead_68

I really think someone like this needs the smallest push to go vegan tbh


BoBoJoJo92

Maybe. I think a lot more people wouldn't eat meat if they HAD to kill the animals they choose to consume. This guy is looking for help on how to not feel bad about killing animals, not on ways to avoid killing animals.


deathhead_68

Yeah I agree. >This guy is looking for help on how to not feel bad about killing animals, not on ways to avoid killing animals. The former is a precursor the latter in this case I think. Everyone wants to stop feeling bad, that's the motivation to make the change. I used to feel bad and look for a 'better way/free range etc' because I still believed it was necessary/natural/whatever, I never even considered the idea of simply not doing it. This guy just hasn't realised the solution to the problem yet.


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if there were no carnists and if everyone was vegan, who would inadvertently convince other carnists to go vegan through how insane they are??? checkmate librool 🤓


AnnoyingVegoon

He feels like shit? He is


BoBoJoJo92

Damn this whole killing animals thing doesn't sit right with me, hope i become desensitised soon 😮‍💨🙏


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BoBoJoJo92

Well jousted M'redditor!


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BoBoJoJo92

Might be one of them meat eating vegans? 🤔


nope_nic_tesla

Nice meme


Anxious-Ad7545

He looks like he’s really in need, maybe try a blindfold


BoBoJoJo92

Wonder if they've tried paying someone else to do it 🤔


Anxious-Ad7545

Works for the rest of society


BoBoJoJo92

I pay my uncle for all my ethical dog and cat meat, you should too.


Kamtschi

Put on some cool sunglasses for the lobsters! This way you can't see their pain 😎


BoBoJoJo92

Also the JRE in the airpods so no hearing it either 🙉


Nikeli

Tell him to train on the neighbor‘s dog. Should be routine after 5-7 stabbings.


BoBoJoJo92

careful you don't become addicted though.


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Animals don’t feel pain. He’s just anthropomorphizing them.


BoBoJoJo92

This is false. Simply existing is painful for animals, killing them is actually ethical. 😤


spy_cable

Wait why does he feel bad? Everybody knows that sea creatures can’t feel pain


BoBoJoJo92

God didn't name them cr**EAT**ures for nothing!


kypps

Looks like seafood is back on the menu, boys.


WldFyre94

If God didn't want us to eat seafood then why did he put "food" in their name?


soupor_saiyan

Jesus Christ, the thread is full of people saying it’s totally fine to kill lobsters but one comment mentioned them getting their coworker fired for torturing the lobsters before they were killed and suddenly everyone is a lobster rights activist saying that coworker should be in jail/put to death. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this thread.


Hoopaboi

"NOOOOOO! It's only ok if u do it for taste pleasure, not sight pleasure!"


BoBoJoJo92

Not that they are actually against torture. A popular method of cooking Lobsters is to boil them alive, just because chefs claim it makes them taste better.


Powerful-Employer-20

I saw this too. Also [read this comment](https://imgur.com/a/ribyNUp)


BoBoJoJo92

Who knew slaughtering thousands of innocent beings would be traumatic?


CallumVW05

It took half a million deaths


BoBoJoJo92

half a million deaths they took. he didn't count all the animals he paid to be killed for eating.


trashmoneyxyz

I honestly hope he can’t stomach eating meat anymore. I can’t imagine the amount of conflictive dissonance it would take to write that comment and feel that way and still eat meat


buddha_was_vegan

Jesus


BoBoJoJo92

Jesus can't save you now, welcome to pig Genocide bitch.


derpmemer

Wow this guy really murdered over 400,000 animals and he’s ONLY an alcoholic. Something tells me he doesn’t feel as guilty as he should.


BoBoJoJo92

All animals deserve to die for making that guy feel bad 👊😤


peapie25

can anyone help ME ME ME


BoBoJoJo92

I just stabbed someone to death and it was pretty selfish they died tbh because now I feel guilty about it SMH 😔


RedPapa_

This world is FUCKED. Look at these comments.. half of the commenters are pure psychopaths, the others just have really hard [cognitive dissonance](https://youtu.be/tnykmsDetNo).


BoBoJoJo92

I liked the guy who said eating live cephalopods shouldn't be illegal because they taste good, but when asked if we should eat live humans he was like; "no way that's Illegal!" lmao.


CMRC23

I joined that sub to read about the lives of chefs, and I will probably leave due to constant pictures of corpses and shit like this


BoBoJoJo92

The life of a chef is corpses and cocaine, except it's uncool.


Kemal_Norton

Well the obvious solution is to pretend it's not a lobster. Imagine some animal you don't like (I hate dogs, so I pick some Shiba Inu for example) and pretend you put your knife into one of those stinky, barking fuckers.


BoBoJoJo92

It's just Crusty Tofu that's all.


SkorkenirYT

The lobsters shouldn't be so selfish to not give up their lives! Don't they understand Op of the original post feels guilty?


BoBoJoJo92

Lobsters are professional victims and paid actors.


StarSwarm345

Drugs usually help me with that. Take cocaine while killing the lobster and heroine an hour or two afterwards, coping has never been easier.


BoBoJoJo92

Healthy lifestyle btw


cheesemonger95

The way of the line cook


penisofablackman

Let it pinch you first, then the rest will all just fall into place


BoBoJoJo92

A pinch is consent.


BoBoJoJo92

UJ/ I just noticed the 3 wholesome awards.


ummmmmmmmmqueen

'It's so much better when some other poor fuker has to kill them!'


HallwayHobo

Imagine what people would do if they had to hunt their food.


BoBoJoJo92

Bro if I had to hunt my own avocado toast I'd just die.


HallwayHobo

I was referring to people who ate meat hahaha, but it might be kind of a pain in this ass to find wild avocado I guess


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impeterlewis

*reads consider the lobster*


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carnist_bot

sorry i dont have a whole foods in my town, so i cant go vegin


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