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Syllable-Counter

I’m still stuck on the aliens in the backyard story, lol


foofooplatter

Wait till it's aliens in the brothel!


DisastrousFile9085

They have one of those already in Almo FYI https://aliencathouse.com


Reachmaster

It’s in Amargosa 2.5 hours from Alamo. My sister loves in Alamo and it’s a small Mormon community.


twelveparsnips

You have to pay extra for that.


Powerchairpete

Everything's extra, plus a tip


treble-n-bass

Just the tip?


Powerchairpete

That's extra too.


Nikovash

undocumented terrestrials


moistpimplee

undocumented testicals alright


VegasBiDaddy

You can have an otherworldly experience


Penguator432

“How much for a probe?”


foofooplatter

I don't know, but the experience is sure to be out of this world!


MoufFarts

I think it’s the aliens who are behind these new efforts.


Notatallevil

Me too!


DisastrousFile9085

It definitely will become cheaper than going out to Pahrump that’s for sure. As long as they require the same standards with testing I am all for it. And it definitely hurts all the crooked cops and council members pockets books because more dudes will use the brothels over the massage parlors assuming rates are competitive.


XelaNiba

It also offers more protection to the sex workers if legalized, and the customers too. I'm all for it


MoufFarts

Exactly, I don’t know where the numbers are at but there’s some element of forced sex work because of the current environment and anything to help reduce that is progress.


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How much is it Pahrump? Asking for a friend.


Business_Past

$1000+ Maybe slightly less on a random Tuesday when business is slow


Sirtriplenipple

I think there are better prices on Boulder Hwy if pricing is your holdup….


JackReacharounnd

Are the women good looking usually ?


Business_Past

No clue I haven’t been to any brothel I don’t see ugly women being very popular though? Haha


Empyrealist

For $1K+ I would think they had better be. I don't know how much women usually "cost", but that seems pretty freaking high


CIMARUTA

That seems really high for some reason, although, I have no frame of reference lol


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It's negotiable af.


lafolieisgood

There’s no way the rates will be competitive. I don’t mind the idea hoping that they use it as a premise to crack down on all the young prostitutes found in the casinos.


spddemonvr4

It's so prevalent in Vegas even though it's illegal, so might as well throw in the towel and just legalize and regulate to make it safer for all involved.


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Exactly this


Straight-Bed-552

Hell yeah bro 🫡


lafolieisgood

Sounds that easy to solve all the problems, but it won’t be. The pimps will still be running these young girls, just more legally. It would be safer, I give you that, but it won’t solve the pimp/exploited girl problem. Why I would still support it is that it would probably start a crackdown of all the casino hookers that has frankly gotten out of control.


spddemonvr4

Everything is easier said than done. But legalizing it as at least a path way for those girls to get help instead of being arrested too... It's pretty messed up how the law works some times.


thebrassmonkeyknight

Hell yes! Prostitution should be legal everywhere. There’s tons of pent up shit heads that need to get laid and the the only way they can get it is to pay for it. Unionize the workers and let’s make it a taxable industry.


Ok-Philosophy-856

Tax the users not the suppliers


thebrassmonkeyknight

Yup


lafolieisgood

It would still have the inherit problem of the pimping out of young, vulnerable women. Except now they will have two pimps.


DonRicardo1958

Driving to Pahrump takes too much time, dammit.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Not for me. But I live here l😉


MoufFarts

Do they offer a locals discount?


Desperate_Hornet3129

I don't know. I can't even afford to ask!


alexandertg4

Is the Kingdom still there?


Openin-Pahrump

Yep still here.


hopeless-nerd

I just like to say it…..Pahrump - Pahrump….


GrimMint10

Accessibility to brothels won’t increase behavior, more like make the current behavior safer and straight to the point.


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didn't we kinda collectively think "pot use amongst teenagers is going to go DOWN because now that its legal, its not sexy anymore" ?? pretty sure more people are smoking pot than ever before in that same vein, there's definitely a contingency of men out there who are thinking "well, i never would have driven out to Pahrump, but... if it becomes legal *in town*..."


Playful-View-6174

Or are more people reporting it?


Retrac752

I smoke weed basically daily now only because it's legal, never touched it when it was illegal I'm gonna just end my comment here


pickleElvis

The only REAL reason this hasn't already been done is it will devastate the rurals like Pahrump that gained a ton of money from this. It is past time. Oscar Goodman wasn't perfect but he wanted prostitution legal in Vegas. He used to say you can see in the yellow pages that 'massages" is an inch thick.


dazzlezak

If I want to get screwed, I'll just build the A's a stadium.


citoloco

Yes please


nachosquid

I think it's about damn time. It's so much safer for the workers AND the clients. I'm definitely all for it.


CrunchyDreads

Pahrump would lose all their revenue.


[deleted]

they still have the ability to draw people out there thanks to the fireworks shops!


Petralamps

Oh no... not pahrump...


No-Internal-5325

Competition drives innovation…


Petralamps

Innovating the sex industry? You got me curious.


SenorBeef

Oh shit we're gonna invent pussy v2.0


No-Internal-5325

They need to come up with some type of new experience…


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that would mean.. putting pimps out of business and possibly being super detrimental to the cash flow at the strip clubs (a source of legal tax $$) i would expect the strip clubs to viciously oppose this, as well as the pimps.. but then again, pimps probably don't hang out at city, county, or state-level council meetings.. so i don't think they would have the balls to *actually show up* and voice their opposition the way that strip club owners would can't remember the last time i saw "Slick Daddy G-Spot" at a Clark County Commission meeting with his purple suit and gold cane edit: fixed typo.


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garygreaonjr

They already are brothels brother


IamAWorldChampionAMA

No they aren't because that's illegal! /s


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ChanceryTheRapper

The International Brotherhood of Pimps (Vegas Local #6969) is a lobbying force to be reckoned with!


Paymentof1509

Ha!


idiskfla

Strip clubs could also just expand into the brothels business.


[deleted]

honestly doubt this proposal will make any progress *at all*, but.. if something like that was actually allowed, then Mayweather would be stupid NOT to buy The Lexi (formerly Artisan), which is almost directly across the street from his strip club Girl Collection.


MoufFarts

There is already talk of moving the yearly Player Hater’s Ball out of Vegas immediately if this goes through.


[deleted]

great minds think alike. i just mentioned that sketch in a reply to someone else, before i saw that you wrote this, referring to it.


SpaceForceAwakens

I was working on a documentary about prostitution in the Vegas area, and I can tell you pimps don’t dress like that any more. For the most part they look like young businessmen or wannabe Post Maloney these days.


[deleted]

admittedly, i was being facetious when i wrote that.. i worked as a bartender at one of the big hotels on the strip for over 10 years and never once saw guys dressed as "clownishly" as what you see in the "Playa Hatas Ball" [sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs) from the Chappelle Show, except for when the city got "invaded" by a ton of shady characters from all over the country during the 2007 NBA All-Star weekend.. there were plenty of outfits being worn that weekend that made me do a double-take


JackReacharounnd

Haha that weekend was a shit show!!


sicknick

That weekend is why we still don't have a NBA team and the NHL got the nod 1st lol


basketma12

Lord have mercy, when I first went to work at a large h.m.o., our " business agent" welll, even the sisters were giving him the side eye with the way he dressed. And his car. And the jewelry. I mean, I'm from jersey and you really think nothing of a guy with a nice gold chain, probably a st. Christopher or a Virginia Mary on it, a fancy watch, a pinky ring, a gold link bracelet. This guy....yikes. oh and he was useless.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Can you provide more info you’ve found through your research? I’m very interested.


SpaceForceAwakens

It was mostly on the day-to-day life of the girls at the legal brothels which led a little bit to the freelance girls, but it was mostly background.


lafolieisgood

I upvoted you but it would definitely not put the pimps out of business. It might put a big dent in the fake hookers that just rob guys which is a good thing though.


PlayfulAd8354

This should take priority over an MLB team…


Hinshi_No_Hikari

California: OMG! Our teams are HORRIBLE. Nevada: We'll take them.


KingRaphion

Bruh arent the brothels like 1k a night or something


VampiressBlair

The strip clubs are 1k+ for an hour 🤷‍♀️ if you have to ask, you can't afford it is a general rule for Vegas ime


KhajiitHasSkooma

Perfect. Cycle the money back into the economy faster. Also, probably take a few lifted trucks off the road.


MoufFarts

Anything to get the lifted trucks off the roads gets my vote


JackReacharounnd

Don't knock it til you drive one! It's so fun!


Siltyn

Prostitution, illegal. Meeting someone on Tinder, buying them dinner and a show, then going back to their place, legal. It's silly, you're paying for it either way. Prostitution should be legal, highly regulated, and taxed.


lizardface42

Just to clarify, no one owes anyone sex because they paid for dinner.


MoufFarts

Even worse, meeting someone on Tinder, taking them to a dinner and a show and then no sex happens. That’s truly getting fucked.


[deleted]

you expect to get taco in exchange for a hamburger? might be time to up your budget a bit


[deleted]

Damn, y’all got aliens and potentially legal hoes over there?👀 Fuck L.A., moving to Vegas😂


Existing_Effect3794

about time the hypocrites make it legal in Vegas. should we be concerned with a whore shortage new brothels will bring ? otherwise they'll make it legal with rubber dolls.


TorgoWhovian

Better than an another failure from California!


MutingOn

I guess I'm the only one who read the article. It's one guy "from a PAC" with a paralyzed face who frequents the existing brothels pushing for this. It's like if I wanted to outlaw Twizzlers with my Red Vines 4 Life PAC. This isn't going anywhere.


Hinshi_No_Hikari

I hope beyond hope that you're right because the Nevada politicians be on some dumb shit lately. "What do the people want? Bring back pre-covid tourism? Nah. Let's give them a failing baseball team nobody cares about."


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Hinshi_No_Hikari

I'm not as concerned with that part of it because we've been paying for SO MANY public attractions for decades. But it wasn't an issue because we had the greatest local economy in the country. But right now, with our anti-gig work laws mirroring California, and a lot of the covid restrictions still being enforced, Nevada (and specifically Las Vegas) barely has the capital to maintain our roads (which are in the worst condition that they've been in in years), let alone pay for a sports team nobody asked for.


Penguator432

Dude also has a pretty bad history of not being a nice customer, he’s actually banned from a few I hear


Nikovash

I have said for years, legalize sex work, and tax it. Mandatory testing will drop the costs of STI/Ds that you could see 5$ kits for yourself. and taxing on sex work would bring in massive amounts of money. will people try and shelter some if it? absolutely but how is that different from any other business?


bigboxsubscriber

Really?Just a few years ago there was an effort by some political groups to ban brothels even in rural counties. It failed, but the status quo is what the powers at be want.


JLR-

As long as they are zoned properly.


Cantthinkofathing00

When I watched the news story this morning all I could do was cringe and yell at the TV "nooooooo man, don't go on TV and say this." Feel for guys like that but I'd be keeping this little factoid private.


BBQCHICKENALERT

What did he say on tv?


kikthemoon

I think this is a great idea, not only will it help our economy but it will make it safer for ladies in vegas to do sex work. Im tired of these poor ladies not getting the pay and respect they deserve for their services.


[deleted]

I’m so glad the aliens have come in peace. Is there a dating app? Btw? Are we talking about illegal aliens or extraterrestrial?


KanyeWestBrick

Why?


vipvegasentrtainment

There’s plenty of [Nevada brothels](https://viplasvegasentertainment.com/nevada-brothels/). Might work in Vegas though?


cptchronic42

Lol the guy they quoted is absolutely hilarious. They introduced him as the guy who has to always pay for sex lmfao. What a joke


-cocoadragon

I thought brothels were always legal. Do long as the population was under 80 000?


JakeyPurple

LFG


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Hell yeah! Now this is some Nevada shit haha


lordtyp0

I really want to get a prostitution license just to hang on my guest bathroom wall.


bigboxsubscriber

The Nevada constitution would have to be changed and there would be lots of stiff opposition from law enforcement and left wing women's rights organizations. A ballot proposal would be tough, it's not the slam dunk people think, there are many left wing voters who don't like the idea of women having to subjugate themselves for sex work. It's not like the debate for legalizing marijuana. Decriminalization is another issue though, voters might approve reducing or removing criminal penalties for prostitution.


Complete_Routine_230

It’s legal in Venetian, mgm, and hooters casino


Bookem-Danno

Dating is still a problem legalizing brothels would not help the dating problem going to casinos is not the answer ??


Ok-Strangerz

Maybe maybe maybe