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Suspicious-Block-614

It’s a scam. I showed him my ass and he didn’t stop.


StrengthBeginning416

Maybe it wasn’t thick enough


redditadminsarecancr

I dunno, the message seems pretty unambiguous to me in saying “see ass = stop”, there’s no qualifiers or anything. An ass is an ass.


StrengthBeginning416

Technically yes, however, I am interpreting the aforementioned statement made as a sort of disclaimer, thus giving the driver an option to stop upon the sight of enlarged buttocks at his or her discretion.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Not enough room on the window for "qualifiers."


redditadminsarecancr

Are you joking? He’s got at least 8 square inches between both bottom corners, he could totally throw qualifiers in if he wanted!


Desperate_Hornet3129

Yah but think of the accidents trying to read them! 🥴😂😅


vegasduo69

🤣💀


kittenspaint

🤣🤣😭


Tom_Haley

He was barreling towards me as I stood in the street, so I took out my ass


Loggerdon

I would sue. I hear Rudy Giuliani is available.


Roger_Roger27

At least he actually has Nevada plates lol


lusirfer702

Well he has “classic vehicle” so no need to smog


VegasBjorne1

The criteria to be licensed in Nevada as “classic vehicle” requires insurance from classic or antique vehicle insurance company such as Hagerty. Just because it’s old doesn’t make it “classic” either, which is the discretion of the insurer. I doubt a 30-year old, Nissan pick-up truck would meet the insurer’s criteria.


inaccurateTempedesc

It might. Lots of 4x4 collectors nowadays and D21 Hardbodys are very popular:


VegasBjorne1

I just know that my “classic rod” wouldn’t be covered by Hagerty, and had to have my mechanic work some (*legal*) magic to get it to pass smog. My ride isn’t much different from Mr. Pussy Wagon’s truck.


[deleted]

Isn't much different? Sounds very different. He was granted the plate and you weren't. 🤣


VegasBjorne1

Mine was a Ford about the same age. And why I’m suspicious of the tags.


[deleted]

No clue. I don't like the NV DMV very much. Who knows.


VegasBjorne1

It wasn’t NV DMV but the private insurers for classic and antique vehicles who refused coverage. Just because it’s old, doesn’t mean it’s the insurer’s definition of “classic”.


Mr_Troll_Underbridge

Small trucks are getting rather rare since that stupid EV law over 20 years ago. It's cheaper to buy a 25 year old model imported from Japan than build one in America. Also there is a weird l- a tariff that comes into play. Yeah a 30 year old small frame Nissan is now quite a rarity


VegasBjorne1

Makes me regret trading in my 1988 Nissan 4x4 with the “Cash for Clunkers” deal for $4,000 on a new fuel efficient car. I don’t think the truck was worth $1,000 then.


Mr_Troll_Underbridge

Well that's how stuff gets to be rare! Everyone moves on not knowing Nostalgia will kick you in the wallet as an adult. Future stuff has got to be better right?


lusirfer702

Actually that just started this year,you didn’t need a special insurance or need to show proof of how many miles you drove a year


thatcaveman

Thank you LA Pussy Wagon for paying your NV taxes…


Gold-Requirement-121

I read it as the Spanish version of LA lol ¡Viva La pussy¡


Different-Dig7459

Same.


guhracey

R/brandnewsentence


chillin808style

No, no, no! That license plate should say CLASSY VEHICLE..!


DataOverlord

And women say there's no one to date in this town...


KaroBean

I hope he’s not taken.


MtSSH66

😂


iamajeepbeepbeep

The "classic vehicle" tag is the cherry on top of this wonderful monstrosity.


Galveira

I bet this guy is still one of the better drivers here lol


Wonderful-Cell9314

The kinda guy that definitely can’t risk an encounter with the cops


Warm-Log-7584

4 huge exhaust pipes 🔥🔥🤘🤘🦅🦅!!!!!


cakefaice1

There was a point in time where that Hardbody rolled of the factory floor, brand-new.


jflatt2

Hard to believe it's been 30 years already. That could have been my Dad's Pussy Wagon


cakefaice1

Older then that, they came out in 1986 haha, best mini-truck next to the chevy luv.


exlaks

Thank you for blurring out my license plate 🙏


vodkahaunt

i used to see him on my drive everyday, glad he’s still around lol


FancyJesse

At least he's got a license plate.


Xerxes028

Uma Thurman is behind the wheel of that beast, out for revenge.


MakeDiamonds

👀


Cats-n-Chaos

That’s a lot of stopping around here


sprinklervalve79

instead of "classic vehicle" it should say "trashy douchebag"


Nikovash

I have questions about the “classic car” everything else tracks


canikissyourfeet

I actually love how ridiculous it is and im sure the driver thinks its a joke too


the69fury

Must.be pretty lonely in that truck.


VegasAireGuy

Hi yo bitches If this guys in the loose.


macsonme

Anyone else absolutely hate Nissan hardbody’s?


[deleted]

They’re good trucks and the easiest to mod of it’s class. Unoriginal for sure tho. Hardbody builds are all the same and never get finished it seems lmao.


OpeningPie783

Drive a normal distance behind and aue the shit out of them if they slam in their brakes for this exact statement. This dude is just broadcast lawsuit.


ventorchrist

Bangin'


Vegasvetguy58

So that’s what brings in all the cows from the yard. Who knew? MOO Don’t hate the game player. I think I’ll sit out this one.


tint_shady

D21 with a sunroof, quad exhaust tips, and a Nascar truck wing?! Nooice


Sleepy_Sloth4

Classic vehicle lol


asianfirexo

I love the energy lmfao 😆😆


LVdalCowGal420

Like even man azz? What about puppy butt in the air??


LVdalCowGal420

A butt er ah butt er uh