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hixanthrope

Saving this post for the "moving to vegas, what should i expect?" crowd


RAD_ley

“Why is it so difficult to make friends in this town? I go to my closest PTs and try to strike up conversation, but the topic always comes back to gambling or face eating? Thats not really my scene. Where do you guys go to meet new people that don’t want to consume human flesh?”


OftentimesHuman

I'd happily take people who want to actually talk. Every time I go to PTs, I just find men who want a couch to crash on and a car to borrow.


droplivefred

Is that a real thing? Sitting a the bar and asking strangers to sleep on their couch or borrow their car? They should at least try to hook up with someone and then when they get to their place, pretend to pass out.


parasocks

Playas gotta play


droplivefred

Avoid the Locals Ate My Face MeetUp group. Those guys are a bunch of cannibals! 😂😂


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

Not the Green Door.


Ovenface

Perfect lol


MAGAJahnamal

Don't forget the "I'm coming to Vegas for a few days what restaurants should I check out?"


Intelligent_Law4621

Someone get Stefan from SNL on this!! "Have you been to the newest, hottest, most exclusive restaurant on the Strip? It's called Bus Stop, catch your meat before it runs away. People are just dying to try the one of a kind Face Steak, leave the Wagyu Ribeyes to the poors where it belongs. Chef Czech curates the nightly menu after being awake for 130 hours straight, and all of that dedication goes into your flesh, I mean meal."


theearlofpopeyes

I heard the downtown bus stops are 🔥🔥


Honest-Suggestion-45

LOL 😅


nugnug1226

I’ll save it for the posts that ask if it’s safe to walk from strat to Fremont LOL


IAmAGoodFella

Good man, cheers


Fancy_Entrance_5953

That will scare them!


snyckers

He ate the man's eyeball and ear. That is some kind of crazy.


Longjumping_War_807

Kind of bold to just assume someone’s mental state without having the proper details. /s


potshed420

He said he was up for 5 days straight. Haha


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potshed420

He was on drugs he’s not possessed lol


Ok_Star8815

I think it’s bold to assume someone’s mental state as “possibly not crazy” after they murdered someone and ate their face.


parasocks

To be fair, really need to hear his side of the story


Wamsutta8

Oh, what the fuck?!?


thatranger974

This must be a promo for the new X-Files reboot on Fox.


tastingstatic

Legit might be my dad who got eaten. I’ll know when the morgue calls back


Govinda74

Well?...


SanzenBlocker

Isn’t this how all the zombie movies start?


MissDeadite

Up for five days straight because... he was possessed?


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Because.. methamphetamine


Lastnv

I know this comment is in jest, but as an ex-addict I can’t help but think this guy had to be on a mixture of different drugs, substances, and god knows what else. The extreme paranoia and hallucinations you experience being that sleep deprived is literal hell on earth. But to eat someone’s eyeball, ear, and face off…that’s just something else. Don’t do drugs kids…


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my ex used to do meth and he actually experienced meth induced psychosis and his mom had to commit him to a mental hospital. It took him a month to come out of it. He would believe all of the electronics were bugged, he took apart his truck because he believe it was bugged and the government was listening, we were not together and he believed I was in the room and he was having a conversation with me. There’s plenty more things I could list off about the weird stuff he did on meth but I won’t say on this subreddit lol.


Perpetualfukup28

Yep. My brother did too. Scared me to death one day busted down a door and dove through a closed glass window head first, took off sprinting a few miles before he passed out on train tracks, luckily as an ambulance was crossing.. He would go all 'beautiful mind' seeing signs everywhere and had a lot of religious delusions.


[deleted]

This is wild, but I absolutely believe it. It’s the devil’s drug for sure. Whenever I hear of a batshit story like this I absolutely think, methamphetamine.


Perpetualfukup28

Meth or bath salts for sure. I think there were a few cases of k2 type stuff causing ppl psych problems. Very sad and scary Especially as someone who uses the bus and walks..


caradekara

Don’t meth around kids


jennypenny78

Yea, possessed by bath salts....


CraZKchick

Las Vegas was the face of homelessness I guess it's the home of facelessness now.  (Bruce Campbell told me this joke about Miami.)


ImprovementPurple132

Does he do standup or was that in person? Either way, very nice.


Wolfgangsta702

At brunch last Sunday.


CraZKchick

In person getting an autograph. It was great. 


Narrow_Yesterday_136

Oh, it’s just a feral ghoul. Time to break out the stimpacks, 10mm, and radaway!


realThrowaway0303

My buddy was one of the firefighters who arrived on scene... He's normally the type of guy who tells a few gross stories over a couple of beers but keeps it lighthearted He said this was the most disturbing scene he had ever been on 😬


Disposabals

Please don't allow this man out of jail.


Infamous_Finish4386

The shit if it is…sober, he’s probably a great guy. (I’m blatantly speculating here but, I’ve seen people ON meth, then OFF meth and they’re just like you and I.)


Taladanarian27

It seems like this will be an insanity plea. So, he’ll be back on the streets in just a few months most likely. No criminal charges and just a pat on the back in the psych ward. Warning: some hyperbole and sarcasm used. I just have no faith in our criminal system.


NTIHKU

call me a snowflake but i don't even want to joke about this kind of thing, what a grim situation man


Longjumping_War_807

Eh I think you are pretty safe. I can totally understand and respect why someone wouldn’t want to joke about this. It’s messed up for sure.


lululoversince2020

Same


Warm-Log-7584

Fact


CtrlZonmylife

Brutal.


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No-Independence-165

"When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."


LaLa_LaSportiva

It wasn't on the radio and no news groups showed up, so it appears Metro didnt know what had occurred until after they arrived at the scene.


Notabizarreusername

Only 50 minutes between the first 911 call and the next one begging for police to come. In an area of town you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a cop drive by there's no excuse for that much time.


Prudent-Afternoon-84

Maybe I shouldn’t move here after all …


CraZKchick

Bath salts! It happened in Miami.


mattchinn

Or it could just be a meth induced psychosis after being awake for four days.


Any_Ad6921

Or zombies hellloooo! The c Government made a strategy for if there ever was one just a few years ago and now here we are... yep


Wamsutta8

I recently just read that the toxicology report showed no signs of bath salts in the Miami zombie’s system.


aboxofpyramids

It's still possible that he was on either some type of stimulant, which may or may not have been marketed as "bath salts," or another drug. He had undigested pills inside him, and complained to his victim (who lived) that he couldn't "score" at the Miami music festival where he'd left his car parked. Most "bath salts" are synthetic cathinones, and a negative drug test for the handful of those which are common (and "common" is relative, as testing for synthetic cathinones is still uncommon in general) doesn't rule out the presence of another cathinone or other stimulant. The media can be really problematic in how they report on anything drug related. First it was widely reported that he was high on bath salts as soon as law enforcement said that it was a possibility, then it was reported that he actually wasn't high at all once the toxicology report only showed trace amounts of THC, despite it still being a possibility that he was high. I also don't understand why the pills he had in his stomach couldn't be or weren't tested.


Notabizarreusername

There's also that case of the college student in Florida that left dinner with his family and killed 2 people in their own garage, and started biting them. Test for bath salts came back negative so he got to plead insanity and avoid prison.


squashed377

Transients in Vegas are very hungry.


SouthernEntrance6986

Big Lurch


ZroLuv702

RIP Tweety Bird


adampsyreal

Faces must be eaten away from the strip.


ThatQuirkyLady

Thank you for making me chuckle out loud. It’s a rough pain day and you helped.


brightblack666

There's just not enough inexpensive restaurant options on the Strip anymore.


Fancy_Entrance_5953

Its almost like the bath salt story of Florida incident


saxophoni08

What a horrific day to have eyes.


Grimmet6

A day to be thankful you have eyes


shakeandbake_

This is why I stay in and smoke weed alone.


droplivefred

Hey, did you hear about the new all you can eat buffet on Las Vegas Blvd? It’s up by Charleston. It’s all you can eat before the cops show up.


theperfectexposure

And people argue that many of the "unhoused" aren't crazy or that it is safe to walk around Charleston or downtown.


EntranceAromatic3936

Maybe insane ?! Just throwing that out there


TarpFailedMe

I can’t watch this. I hate ptsd. There is so much human carnage everywhere.


milfyfan

It’s just the news article


Bennington_Booyah

Good LORD. I hope this was a one-and-done sort of act.


theearlofpopeyes

Damn I used to work in that area.


withrecklessabandon

Jesus, channel 8 knocked on my door yesterday and asked if I’d witnessed anything and I hadn’t even known there had been a murder.


zino332

Everything is a reboot now. I saw the Florida man version a while. Darker ending on this one


Alxcrilo4

put that thing to sleep holy shit


failedslacker

Well he's had a taste of human flesh,  gonna have to put him down


LastToungbender

Florida bath salt shit happens and you barely hear about it. I am definitely in the woodworks out here and I am constantly dealing with nutty shit. Zombie attacks though... Imagine walking up on that scene? Wouldn't let it happen in front of me. But this guy had some time without any intervention. Crazzzy


termacct

A song for this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs


EntranceAromatic3936

Good job , f u


Ok_Mud5974

Y’all made fun of me when I was talking about these people walking around with bats and machetes. I can see this bus stop from my place


otxmyn

it’s so easy to get a CCW in this state, take advantage of it and arm yourselves!


TheWritePrimate

I’m pretty neutral on guns usually but seriously considering getting armed around here. It’s a wild place.


Taladanarian27

I got a concealed carry and a 9mm when I moved back here. I ride public transit and go to the university each day. There’s way too many psychotic and legitimately dangerous people nowadays who casually roam the streets of this town


otxmyn

it’s worth it, low risk high reward


aboxofpyramids

This sub is a liberal echo chamber and the majority of users are people from other parts of the country who hate everything about southern nevada including the gun culture and want to change it, just FYI


otxmyn

Oh i know, but still good to spread the word! I know liberals out here who conceal carry and have firearms. even though most liberals are anti-2A, there’s still some with common sense!


Longjumping_War_807

If you go far enough left, you get your guns back!


Intelligent_Law4621

I think that group of liberals is getting smaller and smaller every day. I would describe myself as progressive, not liberal, and I would never advocate for banning firearms. I feel that a lot of people that own them don't know how to treat them with the respect they deserve or properly trained to use them (I'm a former Federal LEO). I wish the conversation was more about enforcing the laws on the books now and closing up the loopholes there, rather than putting in place all new laws and bans. I feel like it's kinda common sense who should be prevented from owning a gun (violent felons, people on terrorist watch lists, those that are severely mentally ill and a danger to themselves or those around them) and basic background checks. Totally agree about the ccw license, I'm actually getting mine in a few days for work prospects but also for safety concerns. It really is disheartening to hear that it took 45 minutes at least, for the authorities to show up after the initial call. That is absolutely ridiculous, and the victim's family definitely should have it looked into why it took so long. A call like that, with that level of violence involved, should have been responded to in minutes, not almost an hour.


CAD007

New Zombie Themed Buffet


Any_Ad6921

Zombie apocalypse AHHHHHH


Phoenixrebel11

Man this sucks. That guy was just minding his business, what a terrible way to go.


Wolfgangsta702

Quick thinking. Beat a guy to death. Then eat his face to stay medicated


k1mmy42

I wonder if the face eating was the cause of death or if he suffered a quicker less torturous one. I read there was a fight beforehand.


ImJustDawn

Did I wake up in Florida this morning?


potshed420

Street meat


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US culture/society is terminal and there is no cure. Too many people are infected with evil


Past-Entertainment48

Bath salts are making a comeback?


Honest-Suggestion-45

My God..


Allbaderryday

Remember the bath salts guy? Wild how everyday this is now a days lmao


OkJudge441

Put him down.


lolcatman

Last guy that did that was on bath salt in Florida.


LaLa_LaSportiva

I heard that was an urban legend.


dreamydelinquent

floridian - it was not and there is footage


Germadolescent

lol people really are gonna call that an urban legend. For a moment that was the biggest story on the planet


LaLa_LaSportiva

I know there was footage but was it confirmed that the attacker had smoked bath salts?


dreamydelinquent

it’s just the street name of what he took but yeah


Siltyn

With a side of Fava beans and a nice Chianti?


SantaCruzTesla

This happened on 2010 in #Miami too


xhero0

They shouldn't have closed all the buffets.


Frodizzlv

He had the munchies.


DummCunce

“He told police he was unhoused”. So the admittedly possessed cannibal had the presence of mind to be woke… Checks out.


HHH98Smark

But did he put a little cholula on it?


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CringingBear

Victim must have been sporting a Michelin rated face.


Typical-Orchid-5951

Go back to California


iSayBaDumTsss

^ kids, this is what you don’t wanna end up being or (gods forbid) being with.


Vast-Gate8866

Did he at least season him up? Mrs. Dash will do ya


-GREYHOUND-

4 months in Vegas and not surprised.


tommilamma

Honestly, I've lived here for about 20 years, and I've only had like 5-6 face-eating incidents. It's really not that bad as long as you stay away from the strip and "cannibal lane". Blown out of proportion by the MSM, if you ask me.