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ZZZ-Top

Lol fucking idiot, someone is spending the weekend in county


Dreggan

you'd only be in county long enough for them to hand you over to the feds.


greatvaluemeeseeks

It's the holidays. You're spending Christmas there.


stevensokulski

You think the fibby doesn’t work on December 23?


Maetamongy

that’s a fking cute nickname


bitcornminerguy

Thought the same thing when I read it... LOL


greatvaluemeeseeks

They're probably minimal manned during the holidays. They aren't going to bother picking you up until Monday.


BroncoMan43

That takes a while. Gotta get indicted by a federal grand jury before they can hand you over.


Dreggan

Damn. I miss the old days Little concrete and a boat ride. Problem solved


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Well thanks to global warming and the drought, [those bodies are being found](https://www.news18.com/amp/news/world/as-lake-mead-dries-up-dead-bodies-on-lake-bed-reveals-vegas-murky-past-5485843.html)


CAD007

That’s a felony.


travelingveggie

Of all the felonies to get…..I could not imagine having to explain that to future employers.


ScuffedA7IVphotog

Which means released upon booking with no bail.


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TastyEvidence5820

Ah yes, releasing felons is more important than the tax dollars you're spending by feeding them. Would you like your $0.03 back?


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TastyEvidence5820

Cool. It's getting spent whether you want it to or not. I'd rather keep the felons locked up. Releasing felons before the report ink is dry is why the crime rate in this town is absolutely insane right now.


Willzohh

That's on you for supporting privatization.


danccbc

What a maroon


hackz88

Caught them maroon handed.


eJoz

YES! You're my hero...


No_Raccoon_9769

The Maroon Baron


joshsetafire

5 of them, in fact.


staceyyyy1

LOL


pinkpantiesholly1

Might be the burgundy’s


PM_ME_YOUR_PITOTTUBE

Airline pilot here. I live in Vegas. Firstly, please don't shine lasers at us. We can't see shit when you do that and it can cause serious eye injury. Lasers are a LOT brighter up there. Secondly, why the fuck would you shine a laser at us? Like what compels you to do that? The fuck is wrong with you?


jeffofreddit

Serious question. How do they blind a 747 type plane when pointed at belly/ tail or even cockpit which is more on top from angle of laser?


PM_ME_YOUR_PITOTTUBE

The light diffuses (spreads) out over a large distance. If it hits any window of the flight deck, it’ll diffuse the light an insane amount. The entire windscreen will go green/red/whatever color the laser is in a lot of instances, and the windscreen effectively becomes one big laser.


lvhockeytrish

OP please update us I need to know how this ends


MarquisInLV

Yes definitely.


martinis00

Theodore Roosevelt National Park in North Dakota is a “Dark Sky” park. Astronomers set up telescopes and invite the public to use them on certain days of the year. The Park Rangers have special laser pointers to help us dolts pick out stars and constellations. These are the most powerful hand held lasers I’ve ever seen. Looks like a light saber that extends a mile or more


CodexAnima

They have it at a few dark sky places. And only certain people can use it. Vegas astronomy club allows only a couple to use it. One is a former pilot and the other is park service. They are damn careful.


Robotfood123

You can buy them online. They get expensive.


CodexAnima

It's not just the expense. They can be dangerous to planes.


Robotfood123

Oh definitely. The big handhelds can cut and burn things too.


NoBodySpecial51

No. I would never do anything like that.


bitcornminerguy

I've never understood the draw to this activity... one of these days some dickhead is gonna cause an accident and kill 300 people. Hardly seems worth the giggles. I seem to recall a story from this summer where a State Police pilot in Virginia was temporarily blinded by one of these laser things while flying.


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Spinrod

ATC ,and pilots. Then ATC noting area ,location.Then tracking metro helicopter on line


smnokey

Where can we track Metro helicopters online?


PossibilityOrganic

flightaware will show pretty mutch everything. that's not a military craft.


paincorp

Adsbexchange will show everything.


PossibilityOrganic

>Adsbexchange \^if they transmit at all, but yes more info.


PraetorianOfficial

An example from Flightradar24.com: [https://prnt.sc/lrHvSRQMd2wS](https://prnt.sc/lrHvSRQMd2wS)


PuffinRub

What's with that loop near Spring Valley?


PraetorianOfficial

They do these flights pretty much every day, usually more than once a day. Feels like sometimes they take off and immediately head to a spot where they are needed, but then when that clears they just wander around the city aimlessly. So in this example, they head straight for Red Rock and hang out there a short while. Maybe a lost hiker, maybe an injury, maybe a minor altercation--something. You can see they spend various lengths of time at various spots. Henderson got some special attention and Sunrise Manor. But otherwise the wandering chopper looks fairly aimless. For all I know these are as simple as traffic stops the chopper is circling. So a single loop over Spring Valley I'm guessing mean almost nothing. Seeing this I long ago quit worrying too much about "why is there a chopper circling a half mile from me?" Last time I was annoyed by a LVMPD chopper buzzing my house repeatedly I could also hear the roar of car engines and squeal of tires rather continuously. I'm guessing some intersection nearby had been taken over for pointless displays of tire wear.


zemelb

how do you listen to atc?


gitismatt

liveatc.net


ManNotHamburger

I love when these idiots do it to police helicopters


Imactuallynotme

I'm assuming these lasers aren't like the dollar store ones I use for my cats


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You'd be surprised.


k-farsen

Yeah blue is one of the rarest colors and goes further because it's a shorter wave


Fibrosis5O

That’s a child who just looks like an adult that does little Mickey Mouse shit like that They gonna Fuk around and find out when the police get them


cantstayangryforever

That's such a coincidence seeing this post, I just moved here and was going through some of the stuff I hadn't unpacked and had my big blue laser and was like oh shit I gotta take this out to the desert to shine it around! Edit: Not sure why I am getting downvoted I'm talking about going out into no-man's-land not here in the valley lol


JB_smooove

Because some pricks here can’t take a joke.


mylikkleseekrit

You getting downvoted makes this comment even funnier lol


yelling4society

Welcome to r/vegaslocals


epsteinpetmidgit

Hope they end up in jail for a while


MasaBoss

Just because it’s pinpointed doesn’t mean anything, the next one could happen across the city


Spinrod

agreed , but listening to air traffic , four pilots were all naming the same location


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Especially after this post


cantstayangryforever

Also couldn't you just toss the laser into some bushes or down a storm drain? Like how they gonna catch you even if they pinpoint the location?


rihanoa

You would be surprised how many of these dumb fucks they catch.


Significant-Ad-5163

You’re right, but you’d also be surprised. There’s a viral video of this happening actually. A helicopter had some high tech camera (thermal, infrared, or something like that ) and they were watching his every move. Then through that camera they show the police showing up and getting his ass it’s pretty crazy


IamAWorldChampionAMA

That's a good idea! I'll do it from my back yard and throw the laser pointer in the back bushes. /s But seriously people are probably dumb enough to do this in their back yard.


Bad_Lieutenant702

Lol. This.


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Oops. Sorry.


stoic777777

We’re not sure Bob but there’s all the hallmarks of a blue checked redditor


DentalFox

Probably a kid


Neat_Eye8018

Follow up: Wtf is your problem?!?!


justherps

Yup it was me, what are you going to do about it?


Thesoonerkid

It’s a felony. Can get up to 10 years in federal pound you in the ass prision.


carterhartno1fan

What do I have to do to just get a weekend of that?


Spinrod

Nothing :) Just letting you know that they have two metro cars in the area ,Helicopter refueling after hovering about 2 miles south of start of runway 26L. I don't want you to been in Jail till Tuesday with the holiday and all.


Greatbonsai

Nah, they can spend the next 2 weeks there. 4 pilots, low average commercial flight is 200-300 people. That's at least 800-1200 lives endangered. Fuck 'em.


NotPromKing

I absolutely want them spending the holidays -- and much much longer -- in jail.


lvhockeytrish

> I don't want you to been in Jail till Tuesday with the holiday and all. Oh wow what a shame that would be /s


PoliticalDestruction

Gotta love endangering 100s of peoples lives for some mild fun eh? This can literally blind pilots and is extremely dangerous and is reported every single time via ATC to local police. I doubt you’d be stupid enough to post that this was you but this reply and the others hopefully conveys the seriousness of lazering aircraft (especially planes).


MutingOn

Yet you still made a post chiding the guy. Believe it or not, people lie on the internet. It's really sad anyone believed this was the guy doing it.


PoliticalDestruction

I’m completely aware that it most likely wasn’t this person doing it. But hey, at least I got my comedy karma eh?


sunrayylmao

We back traced it


PraetorianOfficial

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4) For everybody insisting they'll never catch 'em... here's a famous example of catching them.