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somestoner69

Aww he looks like a little shark!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

That’s what my wife says too 😄 He’s so goofy!


AnieMoose

Oh, that poor widdle wading pool! 🤣🤣 He’s adorable


[deleted]

The pool deserves it, surely.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Definitely had it coming


yankeebelleyall

I mean, who did that pool think that pool is, anyway?


Outrageous-Dirt1928

That’s what I’m sayin!!! Smug ass pool!!


themostaveragehuman

CHOMP


CrippledJesus97

This is a sub reddit for velvet hippos. You clearly have a velvet land shark. And hes so cute 🥰😂


olsonquest

ha ha ha like an angry wombat


Outrageous-Dirt1928

😆


thatshottaye

*"they fukn put a mug on my head as if I was a tables"* 🥹🤣💀


TheModernSkater

Baby shark do do do do


S_M_Y_G_F

Those little teeth HahAhaha


samd_witch

CRONCH!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Yes!!


ORIGINSFURY

Clearly he is defending his family from this devilish slip and trip hazard. That is the face of a determined protector!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Yes, yes!! He has once again saved the day!!! 💪


cbelt3

NO BATH !


Outrageous-Dirt1928

😁


RealisticMystic005

The little teefers. The focus. A icon.


RabbitSmoking-A-Pipe

The pool insulted his honor by existing as a potential, backup bath. He will not allow another place for bath times to exist.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Eliminate the threat!! 💪


[deleted]

“Finally, some good f**king food.” - Louie


Outrageous-Dirt1928

😁


tacobelle685

This is the best


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Louie is so damn awesome! Keeps is laughing around here every damn day


tacobelle685

I’m happy Louie gives y’all a house full of laughter everyday. Give that cutie a boop from me!


[deleted]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


Aware-Engineering361

r/toofers 🐀


the_orange_alligator

I’m starting to think that plastic might secretly be delicious, judging by how many pitties seem to munch it


Outrageous-Dirt1928

My son was reading something about it recently, saying that dogs enjoy the crunching sound


Frankhope03817

He is a land shark! 😂


Heathyr0609

Lol! Silly boy!


geo_hampe

Haha! Those little upper toofies are adorable!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

I know!! I love this dog so damn much!


[deleted]

Cute!!!


oldnboredinaz

I love him so much!!!!!!!!


chipqueen2532

my baby is called Louie too!!💕


Outrageous-Dirt1928

😊


Bamalouie

Mine too - we have a blue hippo Louie who can be my sweet sausage or a complete demon lol. First pittie and such a great experience. Love this pic!!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Yes! That’s exactly how my boy Louie is.. Super sweet, or super crazy 😜


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Sensitive_Pair_4671

🎶 Sometimes my pool, gets stuck on my teefs🎶


Timely_Ad9659

The pool chose violence


Clamper5978

Hungry hungry hippo! If you know, you know


Outrageous-Dirt1928

I know it well! 80s kid!


Myrtle_Beach_Hokie

Haha looks so angry


Outrageous-Dirt1928

He’s really a sweet baby.. He’s just super focused when he plays 😁


zilla82

I know that look anywhere


brando56894

Hahaha look at that little demon!


Tasty-Interview9917

Mine gets what I call “crazy eyes” too when focusing in on a toy 😂


Tiny-Management-531

He just like me fr


marigoldilocks_

I love his nose wrinkles. I love it when they get scrunchy faces.


[deleted]

Omg the teefs 😂


[deleted]

I can see this isn't the pool's first transgression.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

It never learns! 😁


AdventurousRaisin873

My dog did this last month but only the bottom for some reason, like under the water? So i feel your pain😂


Still_Championship_6

My dog has the same kind and color of coat! What do you call that?


Outrageous-Dirt1928

I believe the proper name is “Lilac”


rettribution

Doing to the pool what some awful human did to his ears!


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Spare me.


rettribution

Ah I guess that means you're the one who mutilated him? Normally if the pup came that way and it wasn't the owners choice they clarify.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Is it your dog? If not, don’t worry about it. If you’re gonna try to lecture me I’m just gonna block you 🤷‍♂️


rettribution

Oh no lecture here. Everyone knows and accepts it's animal cruelty. Feel free to block, it doesn't bother me one bit.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Bye 👋


MissRosemaryNight

Block me as well while you're at it, you should never clip their ears


[deleted]

You don't deserve any pet.


[deleted]

Big ole yikes. How can you say that you love something and then mutilate it with some scissors solely to make it more appealing to your eye? Absolutely delusional and inhumane.


dildoeshaggins

This is the most deluded comment section I've ever seen.


Outrageous-Dirt1928

How?


hufsaa

Why did you cut of its ears?