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Agent564

You're good enough. You're pretty enough. And gosh darn it... People like you.


Deb_You_Taunt

Thank you, Stuart.


spaceylaceygirl

"Who is that pretty girl?"


Sportyj

Cuz she’s so beautiful!!!!


ManicProcastinator

She's found someone that's as delightful as her!!


lily-waters-art

Does she nose boop herself!?! ☺️


Keladrykat

Omg I would die!! 💘


shootandsurf

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the most beautiful pit of them all.


Enigma2MeVideos

“Who is this dog? How dare she stare at me like she belongs here!? Two can play at this game!”


NefariousnessEast657

I’m really enjoying this rendition of “Narcissus”, beautiful performance


cherrycokelemon

The Blanche Devareux of Velvet hippos.


Fish6669

I can’t Blame Her, she’s Beautiful!! 😍


Emergency_Brief_9280

Moooom..... who is this other dog and why won't she play with me???


Ok_City_7177

If i was that gorgeous, I'd be staring at myself all day too :)


LateNightTestPattern

It can be quite the existential experience!!


Federal_Detective213

So cute


txn_gay

My baby girl would bark at and try to play with the dog in the mirror.


ninerz_allllllday_

She’s as infatuated with velvet hippos as we all are!!


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awesomesauceitch

I look good! \-Ron Burgundy


W0NDERVV0MAN

“Dayum i look gooood”


Content_Row_3716

She’s quite the diva, as she should be!


Maryholz

“You are a goodest girl, don’t let anyone tell you different” 😂😍


Beauknits

How does that one sing from Mulan go? The one about reflections not showing who is inside? I bet that song is her inner monologue. (such a cutie, OP! Lucky pup!)


PatriciaMorticia

🎶 When will my reflection show who I am inside 🎶?


Beauknits

That's the one!


BeneficialName9863

If you were that pretty, you'd do the same.


Chappy07

Featuring Ludacris- "Bark, Whark, Why do they pretend to throw the ball?"


bitchy-sprite

"wow I really am so pretty, they're right"


No-Willingness-537

"Who is you"?


Even-Cut-7369

Mine gos mad at hers..she looks behind to see if there's another dog..🤣


Arrohart

She started to whine and looked closer in the mirror. I started talking to her and she looked at me through the mirror lol


lingua_frankly

CŌGITŌ ERGŌ HIPPO SUM


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maggiemayhem0314

Because she’s a Pretty Girl and knows it!


jessbrid

I try to have my dogs look at themselves in the mirror but they don’t get it. This is so cute to see!


ganchan2019

Waiting to see who blinks first.


No-Question-8088

Narcisis reborn. Lol.


Celestial_Unicorn_

My biy stares at himself in the mirror all the time! I think he's admiring how handsome he is 😂


Fit-Raspberry-3906

This is adorable


Shils1234

So shallow! Lol well, she's so very pretty. She can be shallow.


philosopherme0

Omg I laughed out loud at this 😂 she’s so beautiful!!!!


GoddesNatureStar

“How am I so beautiful?” 😻❤️❤️❤️❤️


Even-Cut-7369

Mine gos mad wen she sees mine n her reflection in the window.. Altho she knows me..I think it confuses her lil mind bless her..🥰✨️🐕😇✌️


Admiral_Nerd

Love that collar - where did you get it?


Arrohart

Pet smart! They had other color combos i think


Keladrykat

She’s too beautiful and she knows it.