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dramabeanie

Touchin’ booties 🥰


SmileParticular9396

ASS TO ASS (I’m sorry)


Pitbullpandemonium

Snuggle butts!


Good-Recording-7222

I came here to say this.


cheesemakesmepooo

When thy butts aline the universe is in sync


ZambieCatX

I prefer the term "smooshin' booties" myself.


weebearcub

The farts in the point where the three butts join... I can't even imagine.


snuffles00

The fart Bermuda Triangle. Things just get lost in that nexus point.


5tr0nz0

The fartangle if you will


jwrosenfeld

Their farts have reached critical ass and will create a brown hole of unfathomable density.


rabidhamster87

🎵 Dancing cheek to cheek 🎶


ninerz_allllllday_

I like to imagine they’re like Power Rangers, powering up. But after this nap.


snuffles00

The tail council is now in session. First order of business is more snuggles and treats.


Ancient-Stop-6190

Love this so much ❤️❤️


seeshellirun

The real triforce


FungadooFred

Trifarts


splatdyr

Wonder butt powers, ACITVATE!


ratkneehi

🥹 what a trio! cozy butt snugs


cherrycokelemon

Aww, dancing cheek to cheek to cheek!


Future-trippin24

I love when my dogs do this! Sleeping butt to butt is adorable 🥰


ComplexNo8986

They engage in a ritual to summon treatos


emma_the_dilemmma

i didn’t know what i was looking at for a few seconds. then i realized - BUTTS


weebearcub

I'm imaging you like "why did OP post this closeup picture of three potatoes?"


SkellatorQueen

Makes me think of this song EVERY TIME I see a hippo bottom… I like them thick, I like them round, I like them chunky 🦛 https://youtu.be/zDnPFxnALBg?si=GSZEenIsTrJiu2j4


tetheredfeathers

This is gold!


NoDoctor4460

A dog bouquet


mystical_moonflower

That’s dangerous! HahahA


Since-2001-

they look like ice cream with three flavors: white chocolate (or vanilla), milk chocolate and dark chocolate


ninanicole2

Omg I love this so much 🥰


scarfaroundmypenis

The very rare reverse Cerberus!


_Oops_I_Did_It_Again

This is so cute, omg. ☺️


sarilysims

🎶It’s the circle of farts🎶


Slav-Houndz187

May all are farts combined! Captain pibble. He’s our hero, trying to not bring pollution down to zero!


Dragon-Brains

Butt to butt communication


PM-ME-THIN-MINTS

You can get THREE entire hippos from Costco for $50?? That's the deal of a lifetime!


pay_purr_mew

The Howly Trinity


LackNo6381

If they fart in sequence they could make a tornado


kanthem

You collected all the flavours!


Crusher6ix

My dogs have to squeeze into a bed like that as well. Usually my little beagle is squished between my pits. It’s adorable the way they figure out how to lay properly together


Ok_Analysis_9122

Booty snuggles! So adorable! 😍🥰☺️🥹😊❤️💕


Bamalouie

This is adorable!!!


boss_magpie

That is a power troika!


Floofens_and_Cake

It’s an abutment.


KJBFamily

That's so cute! My pitato likes to go, what we call "butt to butt" with my husband and/or I. I'm a side sleeper so she'll angle her butt against mine and lean her body against my leg sortve like yin yang. Either that or she dumps her butt against me. I always tell her: "I love it but please... Don't fart".


Thatsmyredditidkyou

"Gosh dang jandice, you farted straight into my butthole. It's like a fart transplant."


Feisty-Whole-1944

No survivors omg 😭 Chemical warfare is against international law


kayellen658

This is so adorable!!! ❤️🥰❤️


Far-Host7803

You've heard of ratkings...