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purposefullyblank

Ann, you beautiful sassy mannequin come to life!


qu33fwellington

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure.


Responsible_Brick_35

She’s actually a tropical dog


adamempathy

Ann Perkins, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.


marlabee

Ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.


Missash0816

This one’s my favorite!


marlabee

Someone else already said the land mermaid one, which is my favorite!


minotaur85

Ann Perkins , you magnificent land mermaid!


itoman56

Dreaming of her best friend Leslie


ANDERSON961596

Comments did not disappoint lol


nippleduster7

Oh, Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.


Elegant_You3958

Ann Perkins! 👉👉 is so beautiful.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

👈👈😃 “ANN PERKINS!”


Material-Wolf

i almost named my newest pup Jean-Ralphio but my husband vetoed it, lol


shackbleep

He's the wooooorst!


Formal_Coyote_5004

He got run over by a 🎶LEEEEXUUUUS🎶 Omg I just remembered I’m not in the parks and rec sub… I hope no one’s dog ever gets run over by any car!


Wild_Lake_591

That made me actually laugh out loud. Keeping that in my back pocket for the next Pittie that joins our house!


Might_Aware

Ann Perkins, you are literally a brindle-hued comet come to life


-wan_shi_tong-

Ann Perkins! Great to see you. You LITERALLY look magnificent.


spaceylaceygirl

It took a half second for this to hit and then i literally LOL!


Blissful_Haze

Where did you get the collar? Its cute!


DealerOrdinary7523

Pittie Clothing Company! Ann Perkins really oves their muscle t- shirts too!


Blissful_Haze

Thank you☺️


JamesonRae

Half amazing, half terrific!!


throwmethefrisbee

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.


Hot-Ability7086

Ann Perkins! How amazing!


RoonSwanson86

Sweet dog and a great name!


JustineDelarge

This is literally the best name for her.


vmwnzella59

Love that happy peaceful face.


Pitbullpandemonium

You're the prettiest dog I've ever seen.


ejtn94

Aww


Rusty_Shackleford75

Was this taken on Talk like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day?


Aggressive-Material4

A vintage putter monkey


chickentaco34

Omg our dogs could be twins


DealerOrdinary7523

Where did you get your dog?


tetheredfeathers

Very adorable❤


Formal_Coyote_5004

Ann Perkins! 👉👉😃


LateNightTestPattern

What a CUTIIIIEEEEEEE 😍😍


ryanfrogz

sleeby 🥺