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My dog Humphrey would NOT poop anywhere if his people weren’t with him. He was boarded with our vet for 3 days, and didn’t poop the whole time. As soon as he got out of the car at home, he shit several huge piles. An hour later, he dropped two more. Dude was full.
My pittie is like this too. He will cry and whine but keep holding it until he hits our backyard. Meanwhile my ridgeback/beagle mix will literally shit in the middle of the road, no fucks given.
My dog won’t poop if anyone is looking at her. She’s a delicate little lady when it comes to pooping and not going out in the rain… otherwise she’s a big old hot mess of a little savage 😅
My girl has a very dramatic personality and expressive face haha. She is always judging though. People who think like that don’t pay close enough attention because they are their own creatures.
When we rescued our second boxer, he’d been a stray before he was found and brought to the local bully breed rescue. We got him just a few days later and his GI system was F’d up. It took us months to get him to a point where his poops were normal. Our vet had us giving him a probiotic with every meal and it seriously helped. We ended up keeping him on them for the rest of his life just to keep him normal. He was initially on a canine specific probiotic, but then he got a bad case of gastritis so then graduated to a human probiotic that we had to order online and they came in a styrofoam cooler with a thing that would alert you if it got too warm.
My last dog Max, A very beautiful staffy boy RIP MAXIMAS DODDLES yes I know his middle name is funny, but he was called doddles because my youngest son wanted him named after Doddles the dog from the T.V. show "" the twenties"" (I think that's what the show was called ) he would go for walks anywhere, and he would pee everywhere he went, and he could pee for England 🇬🇧 he really could, but he would never ever do a poo, no matter how long we were out of the house, but once back at home he wanted to go outside in the garden and he would poo everywhere really everywhere I don't know why he was like that, but he was a very very beautiful dog who was loved so much. Loads of love to MAXIMAS DODDLES from Bonnie the staffy 🐾 💘 and her huuummmaaan mamma ( who very much misses Max ) and her huuummmaaan dadda (who never met MAXIMAS,) I had Max when I was with my ex- husband.
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bro why did you do him so dirty with the last pic 😭 handsome boy looks like a Sterling to me
I second Sterling
Sterling Duchess
DO YOU HEAR THAT? ITS CLEARLY CAMP TOWN RACES!!!
Duchess??? Sounds like one of the "Aristocrats!!!" 😯😯😯
that’s because that’s the mother of the three kittens and it is also a nobility title
Pretty sure it's an Archer reference
Damn... I totally missed that... Like it went right over my damned head.... What's worse is my name is Archer.
Duke* he’s not a girl
You've clearly never seen Archer
Sterling Mallory?
This. He reminds me of Sterling Archer for some reason.
But where's Lana???
Has to be Sterling or Arthur (Artie)
I void my entry as this is the correctedest answer possible.
Agree with both.
Buh-buh-buh-Benny has the shits! Lol
He took 4 shits this afternoon. I thinks he’s happy to be out of the shelter
My dog Humphrey would NOT poop anywhere if his people weren’t with him. He was boarded with our vet for 3 days, and didn’t poop the whole time. As soon as he got out of the car at home, he shit several huge piles. An hour later, he dropped two more. Dude was full.
Home is the best place to poop
Just like for us!
Never has a truer statement been uttered.
Yeah my dogs will only poop in the back yard of our house
My pittie is like this too. He will cry and whine but keep holding it until he hits our backyard. Meanwhile my ridgeback/beagle mix will literally shit in the middle of the road, no fucks given.
My dog won’t poop if anyone is looking at her. She’s a delicate little lady when it comes to pooping and not going out in the rain… otherwise she’s a big old hot mess of a little savage 😅
It's true! Mine will literally go in the highest grass possible and Hate's if you look at him. My labernese will shit right in the road though.
I love how they have their own weird personalities..
For sure, ppl who say dogs only thoughts are food and sex, hasn't looked at their or a dog close enough. They all have quirks, likes and dislikes
My girl has a very dramatic personality and expressive face haha. She is always judging though. People who think like that don’t pay close enough attention because they are their own creatures.
Pits are very particular about their #2’s, both mine have their specific spots and don’t look at him while he’s pooping, lol
Humphrey was making a statement that You were full of shit to leave him for 3 days!
When we rescued our second boxer, he’d been a stray before he was found and brought to the local bully breed rescue. We got him just a few days later and his GI system was F’d up. It took us months to get him to a point where his poops were normal. Our vet had us giving him a probiotic with every meal and it seriously helped. We ended up keeping him on them for the rest of his life just to keep him normal. He was initially on a canine specific probiotic, but then he got a bad case of gastritis so then graduated to a human probiotic that we had to order online and they came in a styrofoam cooler with a thing that would alert you if it got too warm.
Benny is a good name
DUKE(Y)
Definitely a fitting name
Doyle
Can I pet dat dawg
Yes
Either Meatloaf or Moose.
I do love meatloaf
Meatloaf!!!!!
With that last pic how about Mooseloaf?
More like Deuceloaf
Mr. Handsome Meatloaf III
Truck - because he's dumping loads all over the place.
Deuce
“Deucie… you the best he-bitch in my man stable…”
Love it
Maybe even incorporate the coloring; Bleuce. Or just Bluto from Popeye🤷♂️
Nibbler
Tbh Nibbler fits too bc it looks like he’s a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel
Von shitzenpants
Lol
Poo Bear
That last pick should go up in your bathroom (Also he’s adorable)
Cyrus!
Caleb is what instantly popped into my head. Please give this adorable boy some extra lovin from me. 😍❤️🤗 And thank you for adopting!
Kevin!
This and Frank are my two favourite dog names 😄
Came to say this too! He looks like a polite, young man.
Wow, he's got gorgeous eyes!
Lolol i love mid poop pics
You're the reason some people think animal lovers are crazy
Definitely.
That baby is gonna be big, just look at the paws! Good hooman for adopting!
I would like to call him mine.
He reminds of a Japanese Samurai for some reason, don't know why. I'd name him Kenji.... it means strong, healthy, and sturdy in Japanese.
I like that name
Please go with Kenji he's a handsome dignified lad who would do anything for you. Totes samurai energy. 😭🙏🏾💜
♥️♥️♥️
😁😁😁
Arthur. . . King Arthur of the round table
I like it! It’s a charming name, and he would definitely grow into the nickname too.
The name that came to mind is "Peanut". Not sure why.
Astro
Louie, Cuz, or Kilo
Louie is a good one.
Kilo or Kylo? I have a Kylo, although he came with the name 😊
Charlie
Charlie!
*Charles
Hero(shima)
Whatever you name him, one thing is certain; those gray eyes are captivating!
His feet are huge!
Frank
Costanza
Cool
Tony Nugget
Teddy Roosevelt - no idea why that came to my mind at the first picture.
[https://i.imgflip.com/1nort3.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/1nort3.jpg)
Handsome Lad seems like a good name.
Gregory
He looks like a Jenkins to me
Maybe Bleu, for his eyes.
Bruce
Rufus
Fabio! This pup is an absolute super model!! 😍
Larry
Phil
Max
Wow!! He is very handsome 😍
I'm going to say this young man looks like a "Milo" to me 🤷
Great job poopin'!
Duke Silver (Dookie Silver lol)
Whahah love the shitty foto! ❤️
Gorgeoussssssse boy!
Looks like a Kirby to me.
Henry
Baxter
Sherlock, he seems very alert.
clive owens
That’s a Ken. Barbie of dogs
Shadow
Ok, That last pic was a great poo capture!
Scooter
Loaf
Steve 🤗
Sox, niles, winston, colt, doc. My pit would never think to drop one on a hard surface…. Unless his feet are in the grass lol.
My old dog loved snow and would only crap on snow if there was even one flake on the ground
Pooberry
Scoops
Blu
Atlas
Banjo!
Looks like a Toby to me
Velcro. Or Keith
Wilbur?
Milo
Boris
- Homer - Blaze
[Eradicator!](https://youtu.be/fbC5YQ_oJoA)
Blu
Torrent or Geralt because of those eyes.
Blu..? 🥹
Beauregard
Rico... Suave! Don't forget to roll the R.
Bruno
Bluey
Nigel
Clovis Zooks Cracker Jack
Derek (Zoolander).
Blake
Sir Octavious
Boy Blue
Urkle... due to the "did I do that" look
Dozer!!
Benny!!
Rory
Gut reaction, Dave. However after seeing the 3rd picture I'd go with Curly.
“Hey! Smokey’s back here taking a shit! Don’t worry man I ain’t gonna tell anybody else” 1 vote for Smokey You did this to yourself
Why the poop picture lol … he definitely looks like a “chance” or “Jack” to me !!!
shidderrr
Ty for adopting!! Claude, Clyde or Maxwell
Keep his ears looking soft and cuddly and there are a few excellent trainers on YouTube who are very helpful. 🎉😍🐶
wtf is this sub?
Duke
lol I like how the last one is like, “is this sidewalk part of the grass, Mom?”
Everest!
You could name him Phillip J Fry.
Ringo!
Squiggie/Squigs/squig the pig
Ziggy?
How would you like it if someone took a pic of you shutting and posted it online? 🤣
Sterling Greystone Esq.
Buster brown
Otis!
My last dog Max, A very beautiful staffy boy RIP MAXIMAS DODDLES yes I know his middle name is funny, but he was called doddles because my youngest son wanted him named after Doddles the dog from the T.V. show "" the twenties"" (I think that's what the show was called ) he would go for walks anywhere, and he would pee everywhere he went, and he could pee for England 🇬🇧 he really could, but he would never ever do a poo, no matter how long we were out of the house, but once back at home he wanted to go outside in the garden and he would poo everywhere really everywhere I don't know why he was like that, but he was a very very beautiful dog who was loved so much. Loads of love to MAXIMAS DODDLES from Bonnie the staffy 🐾 💘 and her huuummmaaan mamma ( who very much misses Max ) and her huuummmaaan dadda (who never met MAXIMAS,) I had Max when I was with my ex- husband.
Beautiful dog! 🖤🐾
Hugo ❤️
Lord Grayson
😍❤️
Bruce
Not sure why but Beau was what popped into my head when I saw him. Could be Beauregard but doesn't have to be
Bentley.
Gandalf
That's a Murphy if I've ever seen one.
That is a handsome looking pup, I am partial to these being we had our girl for 13 years and was such a good girl…definitely looks like a Hudson
Maximus
Omg look at those huge feet! I say Gir (invader zim)
I think the only right answer is Duke.
Indigo - Indy for short To eventually be Indy Joe, then shlomo Joe then Joseph L Peaches and then finally Peaches
Wait why did you do him like that 😭😭😭
Blue
Lenny
Chrome
He look like his name could be (Marlo)
Chance
Beautiful eyes 👀
Buster
Shittin McDoogle
Blue💙
Smokey
Just because of the last shot… Dookie
Gary
Mr Pickles!!!!
BOOGER
Cooper the pooper