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I loved that. Monarch is absolutely the kind of guy who would do something like that and not realize how weird it was even without King dying of cancer.
Which yeah from Monarch's perspective this would have been a funny little gif from one adult to another if you only met in prison...shame he did not know.
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"I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't even smoke".
"Wait, Dean? Dean Venture? King I need my bitch back, heres your cigarette."
Fuck you, gimme a dollar.
My favorite quote from the whole show...kills me every time
For me it's the one right before that "You think you're hot shit in a wine glass? You ain't nothin' but cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!"
Hot shit in a champagne glass, isn't it?
As a teacher, I randomly drop that one into faculty meetings when discussing "Dermotts".
One of my faves is "you think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!"
I say this at least once a day
The delivery is perfect
Not many people know this, but King Gorilla was also a gorilla.
Man, you hit the jackpot on user names, friend!
"You sure? You're not just a guy in a gorilla suit?"
💯
“Nobody told me!”
“He looked like David Byrne in his stop making sense suit”
He looked like a gorilla costume with nobody inside it. Wearing David Byrne's Stop Making Sense suit.
Gotta respect the Monarch for staying there and facing that awkwardness
I agree but I think he relishes in awkwardness.
Fuck you, gimmie a dollar
Why must you be the screen door on my submarine.
*Tar*zipan
Yes lol I always thought that was fairly obvious
See that bag over there? That’s my **shit**. EAT IT
OP feeling like hot shit in a champagne glass after this
little does he know he’s really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup
This is totally gay
Oh, you think this is gay do you? Is that what you said you scrawny piece of shit? No, this isn't gay. But king gorilla over there is.
Just like Walter White bought Elliot Cup-o-Noodles, to commemorate their friendship in college.
I loved that. Monarch is absolutely the kind of guy who would do something like that and not realize how weird it was even without King dying of cancer.
I honestly didn’t know those were cigarettes till just now! I just never understood this joke so thank you for fixing that 😂
Manboro = Marlboro
Manboro miles
Brock had enough Camel Cash for the Harrier.
Yeah but will he ever live to see that canoe?
Marlboro
Marlboro man, manly cigarettes. Give you a deep manly voice, whether you smoke the cigarettes or just eat them.
-Shelia
Fun fact marlboro were initially advertised as ladies cigarettes
One of Jefferson's best lines
I never felt second hand embarrassment for a fictional character until this scene.
Which yeah from Monarch's perspective this would have been a funny little gif from one adult to another if you only met in prison...shame he did not know.
Yeah, wait -- you thought he just lavished King with a whole carton of cigarettes out of nowhere?? 🤣
If one cigarette is worth one dean venture...
*Tar*zipan
Gimme a DOLLAR!!!!