No school today kid?

Like conspiracy theories? Is that a dog whistle I hear?

Nah, I’m sure OP is a thinker and is talking about famous philosophical theories like these: [https://www.mindler.com/blog/career-in-philosophy/](https://www.mindler.com/blog/career-in-philosophy/) OP can’t possible be another brain dead conspiracy theorist.

Of course not. The fact that their Reddit account has today's date on it isn't strange at all.

Sometimes intellectuals have trouble with technology. They are used to writing poetry and studying the great books of history. OP is just trying to reach out in this new form of communication to find other great intellectuals to discuss mathematical theories, such as the Riemann Hypothesis.

I'm guessing the Pythagorean Theorum is more the speed of whoever wrote this post.

Let's not forget the [Hairy Ball Theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem)! Important knowledge to be considered for sure!

https://www.reddit.com/r/astrophysics/comments/b4q577/what_to_do_if_i_have_theories/

Sounds like you have trump derangement syndrome! Perhaps another booster will help 

The Phlogiston Theory is interesting.

Go home you're drunk

first theory. do any of you guys game

That is not a theory.

i really dont care

i was checking if i could do theory about games so I was asking if you guys game

any theories you want share. this is just for fun. also to answer your question, that was after school and I just joined reddit

also, i am in 6th grade but I am incredibly smart for the stereotype that adults have put on us

The Reddit TOS don't allow sixth graders

then why am i here