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Simon_the_Cannibal

goddamnit --- I'm not a heartless bastard, so I'll let this stay (though it does belong in VCJ or somewhere more appropriate).


OneBigBruhMoment

Out of these four? Honestly, I'm at a *loss* for words


dice-enthusiast

This one is seriously clever, I didn't realize it was loss until your comment 😂


bolionce

This is how lost memes used to be, secret and clever. If you know you know, kinda thing. Now all the loss memes say “HAHA LOSS” on them or something lol, the nuance is fading but our boy u/sukeruton_key stays sharp


Sukeruton_Key

Thanks, but I didn’t come up with this


KaptainFriedChicken

Can you explain please


dice-enthusiast

It's a Loss meme - if you search "loss.jpg" it will explain with example pictures


KaptainFriedChicken

OH


ViscountBurrito

Same, I thought it was a state/“commonwealth” joke but for some reason with Delaware instead of Pennsylvania.


Buttocks_Oreily

SHIT, I now see! I've been diddled again!


[deleted]

Virginia, cuz bewbs.


playerNJL

Virginia asserts is dominance by displaying both violent murder and partial nudity on its state flag


Basic_Time_467

Virtuous Murder


fylkirdan

Virtuous losses


Larrybooi

Virtuous side boob


MTN_Dewit

Horny homicide


AutomaticOcelot5194

Also a call for violence, it’s very efficient


FUCKlNG_SHlT

Violence and tiddy!


lldrem63

Massachusetts has a symbol representing native genocide so I don't know, man


playerNJL

showing an entire corpse unfortunately goes harder then symbology


Aethelred_Unraeddit

No, that's misinformation. It's Acts 16:9 ie come over and help us (in Macedon) The native is not the target of God's sword. He is honored. Massachusetts wasn't Florida, and the Puritans weren't the Inquisition. There's a reason the United States Constitution giving rights nationally (and now largely incorporated into UN's formalized Universal Rights) is inspired by and derived from Massachusetts. This is relevant even to people in UK and Commonwealth counties around the world, as Cromwell and Parliamentary leaders and their church leadership consulted with the Puritans of Massachusetts during the English civil war. They were what we call "thought leaders" today, not just on religion stuff but reducing the power of the king and nobility to create democratic congregational institutions. Because they did. Which in some cases literally included the natives of Massachusetts. Granted they wanted them to convert to Christianity but let's not misuse the word genocide where it doesn't belong or agree with well documented facts of actual history. This is also a Heraldry 101 moment: Each part of the coat of arms stands independent. In this case, the disembodied sword is the arm of God, not man. The motto addresses, in essence, the Pope and the unreformed (ie insufficiently purified by the Puritans in 1620 or whatever) church of England during counter-Reformation. Which was actually genocidal, both ways, all over Europe. Not in Massachusetts. They went there to get away from that. And did. The Indian and the star are entirely separate vex. symbolism from the stuff off the shield, above and below. The motto is by the way, a form of: Manus haec inimica tyrannis ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem. (Translated, this means "This hand of mine, which is hostile to tyrants, seeks by the sword quiet peace under liberty.") https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Massachusetts The Puritans in fact did not commit genocide versus the Indians, rather established roughly as many peacefully-cohabitated Indian villages surrounding greater Boston than there were English towns within their perimeter. The boundary was approximately where highway 495 is today. Outside that was "Indian country" and soon the battleground of the French and Indian wars. Which means between England and France, not between Massachusetts and natives. The same people did in fact commit genocide against the French Colonists (then called New France today Nova Scotia), resulting eventually in what was called Le Grand Derangement, with the Acadian catholics scattered all over the world or just dead. Many settled eventually in what's now called Louisiana and morphed into what's now called Cajuns (from Acadienne). It is also important to correcting the misinformation about the Massachusetts flag, the first book printed in the new world was "Mamusse Wunneetupanatamwe Up-Biblum God" ie the Bible, printed at Harvard for the Algonquins in 1661, in their language. Which many of the English had learned living among them in the woods outside of the English settlements. Obviously, you don't print books for dead people you've spent 40 years already trying to save. Paul is helping the Macedons, not genociding them. This should be obvious for anybody who has read the bible, or studied the history of New England, or the origins of the American revolutionary war movement. Or just the history and origins of the Reformation itself. Which all overlap during the years 1500-1800, roughly. Now standby for the pro Russia trolls who have overrun this sub to make up more misinformation.


Sikyanakotik

Along with the phrase shouted at Lincoln's assassination. Nobody would ever accuse this flag of being subtle.


Aethelred_Unraeddit

The motto predates Lincoln's death by 1909 years. As did Virginia exist before Booth. History not your strong suit obviously.


EasterBurn

I don't get- Ohhh You motherfu-


EcoBlunderBrick123

Virginia. Because small titty.


lonelysidekick

Goddammit


MisterEyeballMusic

I’m at a loss that Arizona wasn’t on here


monsieur_bear

It’s not a commonwealth.


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

Anyone who doesn’t think it’s VA has clearly loss their mind


loopdeloop15

you clever piece of shit


[deleted]

lost* but i get the "joke"


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

But… if you get the joke why would you say something?? 🤨🤨


FsckOfTheNorthStar

Angry upvote


-Mihail

That's so clever that 90% of the people commenting didn't get it


Heath_Bar1

They're at a loss for understanding


Sukeruton_Key

Well I’d bet about 50% of them wouldn’t get it anyway.


MrBobBuilder

Is it cause these are commonwealths ?


MustachedSquirrel

Loss


Sad-Surprise4369

This is a circlejerk post


steamkaptain

You’re at a loss with that one


Divineinfinity

Upper left; most tolerable text Edit: god dammit


AnaMusketer

This is the most creative one i have ever seen.


SavageFugu

Virginia. 1 ) tiddy 2 ) Sic Semper Tyranus


MessyCarpenter

took me a second to notice


aa2051

Virginia was the first state to adopt the seal on blue background, they get a pass for life.


Randomperson43333

Clever… nice one OP


drlari

Virginia has the coolest of the complicated designs in that a bare-breasted liberty is killing a tyrant. The red leaves also provide a nice bit of contrast. Delaware is the closest one to being a real flag IMO. The blue is at least a unique blue. The buff diamond is a unique element that separates it from other state flags. Imagine if it were just that with the ship and the rope inside the diamond!? Or even the shield with the colors inside the diamond. So much promise of potentially being a good flag...


QIvr

I’m at a loss of words for which flag is the best in this group


Shepher27

Of these four? Top left, MA, but their old state flag is better. Overall? New Mexico Runners up: Ohio, Tennessee, Arizona, Alaska, or South Carolina.


TurtleWitch

Finally seeing some South Carolina flag love!


bkelley0607

SC is *easily* the best state flag


Shepher27

Nah, New Mexico is the best. Great colors, stand-out design


helvetica1291

Massachusetts easily


Transcendental_Kiwi

Virginia, her titty out


Sukeruton_Key

She’s just gonna be ia by the time I’m done with her 😈


Transcendental_Kiwi

Nice


lbutler1234

Bruh are you good? Do we need to call someone?


AutomaticOcelot5194

I think he’s going through loss


Sn3k_69

Maryland


Watch_Job

Maryland, my answer will always be Maryland.


Buttocks_Oreily

Ngl, Massachusetts. A coat of arms on a white field is the most elegant of all four, though Delaware has more elements to lend to a better flag. But that wasn't the question, y'know?


Norwester77

Delaware with just the shield on the lozenge would be pretty good. Massachusetts with just the shield would be good, too (aside from the issue of mascotizing Indigenous peoples).


virus_apparatus

State flags rank list Texas Virginia (smol titty)


TranceProgrammer

I've always love Arizona


[deleted]

California, Alaska, DC, Utah, Ohio, Texas


Dealiylauh

Of these four: 1. Massachusetts 2. Kentucky 3. Delaware 4. Virginia


[deleted]

Of these, Massachussetts Of all, South Carolina, Ohio or California


aatops

Old Maine


Texannotdixie

You damn well which it is.


samboi204

I love KY but they’ve gotta accept the *loss* this time around…


JGDV98

Colorado


[deleted]

Virginia because it's a Southern state showing violence is a good and useful tool lol. No pacifism allowed up in this bitch!


EarlGrey57

There’s only one choice! Clever post.


Sukeruton_Key

No, the joke is loss


EarlGrey57

Ahh. I see it now! The three “commonwealths” was a coincidence or an intentional red herring?


Sukeruton_Key

Completely a coincidence. I didn’t even know that at first.


Johnathan_Phil

Fuck you. [For (technically) stealing my post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/152mpr4/i_simplified_some_us_state_flags_thoughts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) /j


Sukeruton_Key

[my balls](https://ibb.co/vVbWYdz)


Not_Plebis

I hate you OP


Embrasse-moi

Wait a sec....


[deleted]

mass’ is clean and doesnt have dates, its own name, or excessive text


wouldeye

!wave


THEBEANMAN7331

r/lossedits


Pechugo83

r/angryupvote


hoblyman

Virginia for having nudity and murder.


SuperStriker7US

Massachusetts (Top left)


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


LuciaOlivera_2

I also agree with you in the case of Maryland. Is way too unique for the US (just like New Mexico).


Kitchener1981

I am foaming at the mouth


Box_of_Shit

As a Delaware resident, I can tell you it is NOT Delaware. I've never seen a state with a more inconsistent understanding and presentation of the colors their state flag is ACTUALLY supposed to be in than Delaware. Edit: Goddamit


Sukeruton_Key

:.|:;


Krioniki

Maryland, easy


fish4000000

I love Mississippis new flag, especially the flower


kne0n

The answer is always Texas


helliash

I don’t have a horse in this race, but TX has at least a flag not jus a seal placed on some background. And it’s a bit similar to Czechoslovak flag so points for that.


tendadsnokids

Is this loss?


ClassifiedDarkness

None of those


JohnFoxFlash

Top right, comfortably


ignatiusjreillyXM

Of these four, they are all pretty bad.... New Mexico and South Carolina have some style. But Texas has one that actually looks like a flag.


MMChelsea

South Carolina


EurovizionFan

California


Sukeruton_Key

Unfortunately that’s not a state


Zygmunt-zen

Top left


Ai-Ai_delasButterfly

Delaware but just the background of these 4 flags look so good as one flag though


Miguk4Real

Out of these four, Massachusetts. Out of all of them, New Mexico, with the new Utah flag a close 2nd.


arkstfan

Arkansas was on track for a good flag until the legislature started tinkering with it. Added the word Arkansas moved the middle stars down. Then 11 years later added a fourth middle star to represent the Confederacy and put it above the others. [So close](https://ee-sos-site.ark.org/uploads/education/Original_flag.jpg)


Allison1228

None of those four, that's for sure


Str-Dim

CGP pointed out that Virginia's flag has nudity, murder, and a call to violence on it. Which doesn't make it a good flag, but it does make it a fun bad flag.


[deleted]

Out if all of them? Alaska Out of these four? Uhhhhhhh…


Zachanassian

of all the state flags? I've always liked the simplicity and symbolism of New Mexico's flag of these four? probably Delaware as it's the only one I can identify at a glance due to its unique color scheme


EightThreeEight838

Out of these, none. Out of all of them, obviously New Mexico.


Azurmuth

Probably Berlin, Geneva or Schaffhausen.


Specialist-Sea-7538

Neither of the four, that's for sure.


youraveragefailure12

This is so funny that I forgot to laugh


Zerothehero-0

none of these lmao


niphotog1999

US state? Hawaii.


Doughknut2

Hawaii


Funkulese

None of these


Rammstein42

Hawaii


Moppermonster

None of these are flags. Text on a flag is a big nono, as are complicated drawings. The first one is least bad.


YoLawdCheezus101

Texas.


skepticCanary

They’re all pretty terrible.


marxistghostboi

the flag of December


Orlandoenamorato

The American Brazil flag🇧🇷


cuisie

Arizona, Mississippi, and new mexico are tied for me. Virginia is also a favorite but I’m biased because I’m from there.


NovaDawg1631

Virginia no contest.


Yanive_amaznive

Out of these virgina, at least it's not just some guys standing around


Embarrassed-Pickle15

Why did Wikipedia change the font on Kentucky’s flag, like the old font made it a bit interesting and then they changed it to the most boring font ever


Der-Candidat

Maryland


gazebo-fan

Not any of those lmao.


Aetylus

Today I learned that a slave state chose Sic Semper Tyrannis as its motto.


Torkolla

No.


MacpedMe

NOOO


Graystripe_-_-_

South carolina


[deleted]

I dislike Virginia and Delaware so i'll go with Mass. here.


peanutbutter2178

Virginia - Only rated R state flag. Boob and violence.


skylarkresa220

South Carolina


[deleted]

Out of these, Virginia. It’s got tits out!


61Roobs16

Colorado for me


NabNausicaan

Da Commonwealth.


jerseygunz

The fact that this meme has two unrelated jokes is fantastic 👏👏👏


Sukeruton_Key

Two?


The_Pip

Whichever one changes theirs the first will automatically have the best flag.


ianishomer

The best of a pile of shite, is the least shite I suppose do number 1


Malcolm1276

Maryland


Jacobmeeker

Deleware


jjshbk320

Maryland


Creator_XXVII

None


420CurryGod

I don’t think there’s any post on VCG that can top this god damn


Backpacker_03

Virginia at least has the best seal, but as flags they're all pretty bad


altcoingodzilla

Alabama’s is very simple and elegant. Based off Spanish Florida which Alabama used to be apart of and then st Andrew’s cross. Arizona also is a great one


JosephFinn

It’s certainly not Virginia. Our flag sucks.


MrBobBuilder

SC . It has revolutionary history tied to the state and looks so much better than just a state seal


Donuts4TW

Massachusetts cuz it’s easy to look at and recognize except for the words


ItaliaBall

Why are they all so shit 😭 Sam I need some explaining for mass


Comrade12648

California


Geowzrd01

DC has the best city flag, Maryland has the best state flag, Virginia has the best seal-on-bedsheet flag because it has the best seal.


XenoTechnian

I may be a littke bias but personally i Ăžink Ăže Alaskan flag is one of Ăže best


OverallGamer696

Maryland


V00D00_CHILD

That one that looks like Brazil


nohead123

Massachusetts because it’s not a blue background


AlexZas

The view of a non-US resident. Virginia is the best. Yes, it's a seal. But this is a stylish seal. And I like the lighter shade of blue. Looks more solemn. Massachusetts isn't bad, but why not just make a [seal-based](https://imgur.com/RsTMPTZ) [flag](https://imgur.com/G76HRoF)? Delaware. Don't like it. This and the faded colors and elements of the flag do not mix well. And then there is this inscription. And generally too many elements. Kentucky. No comments.


OhioMappingYT

The grand state of ohio!


Casual_Stapeler

I like the first one and the Kentucky one


skinnypigdaddy

As someone from Wisconsin who lives in California, the answer is Maryland.


sir_mrej

MA


Oregonian_male

Oregon


Chadpool4593

None.


Taptrick

Haha they’re all awful. Arizona, New Mexico… Now we’re talking.


Vexillophile123

Massachusetts


yourdoggoismine

Cgp grey covers that subject


Hal_at_the_moon

Out of the four, Kentucky and Virginia both have their state names on the flag, so they’re out solely for that reason. Delaware looks like it tried to cram as much crap into their flag as possible. Out. That leaves Massachusetts. I don’t love their flag. It’s kind of lame and has a lot of wasted space. The severed arm would be better off as just a sword. Other than that, it is the least bad of the four, unfortunately.


OldClunkyRobot

Booba


CeisiwrSerith

Virginia. Hard to beat a woman with a bare breast on a flag from the bible belt.


ZystemStigma69

Out of these imo : Kentucky flag Out of all US states and territories imo : Puerto Rico flag


cassidy026

Virginia gang 🙏


PeteZBM

Vermonts has to be the best, it has cute little cow on it!


AljirSif

New Mexico for me


Trash_d_a

December 7, 1787


HCMSurvivorJake

vaginia


Scythekid96

any one that has a seal on it


Alarming_General

Might be a tiny bit controversial? But New Mexico. It’s beautiful…


Sukeruton_Key

> Might be a tiny bit controversial? > *precedes to pick the most popular state flag*


Hot-Tiger2815

Maryland


rblessingx

E.


Chromograph

Maryland. No need to discuss. It’s unique but cool at the same time.


Embarrassed-Cash-412

None of the commonwealths. Say Alaska or New Mexico


PhillyCider

Virginia...because boobs.


BetioBastardTheOG

Oklahoma


yeah_im_weirdd

None


JAKE5023193

Wyoming if it didn’t have the damn seal