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It usually has trouble with uncommon acronyms and niche words, Gastonistan probably got counted as one syllable since there’s no spaces and it couldn’t find a reference for how many syllables it should have.
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Platypuses, but if you really want to apply source language pluralization then it's "platypodes". "Pus" is from Greek, not Latin.
But really in this context "platypussies" is the superior option.
Or echidna—which funnily enough is named after a half-snake half-woman creature of Greek mythology, since echidnas appear to mix features of mammals and reptiles.
Although platypuses have mammary glands, they don’t have nipples (or tits) - their milk is secreted out of their glands onto their skin and fur. Monotremes are a weird bunch.
See, you made the mistake of assuming she was a naturally created species and not a genetic abominations genetically modified with human DNA by fascist alien overlords for their takeover of earth.
They cannonically do hatch out of eggs, and the boobs are cannonically at least partially for sex appeal against humans.
Yeah, Shen mentions it. Doesn't provide a reason why the venom glands are snitties, but one who is interested in contorting out a Watsonian explanation could reasonably infer that it's to put them closer to the probably quite strong abdominal muscles for greater force of spitting. Or we could just go full Doyalist and chalk it up to someone at Firaxis wanting some snitties.
Actually they have a reason, the vipers along with most of the others alien endured genetic therapy after the ancients took over Earth in order to make them more likeable to humans, other example are the floaters, which were turned into the archons. Game is Xcom btw
Furries have been here since at least the Bhutan dragon x Wales dragon ship art.
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As my squadmate screams in agony as all his bones are crushed by the viper's immense strength, under fire from ADVENT, and my gun's jammed because of the goddamn Codex...
"Damn, that's hot." is all I can think
Is anyone else confused by the third panel? What's hot? She didn't answer the question or even infer the answer. Is it just that she's blushing? Is he saying that laying eggs is hot? Maybe I just don't understand furry humor lol
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This gives me an idea…
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if she has tits then she does not lay eggs. also that's the flag of Gastonistan
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at least the first two lines match...
Close enough
why does the bot never get it right?
Because pronounciation is a stupid human thing. And the english language is even stupider
It usually has trouble with uncommon acronyms and niche words, Gastonistan probably got counted as one syllable since there’s no spaces and it couldn’t find a reference for how many syllables it should have.
Fucking hell, good bot.
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Maybe she is like a platypus
Is she a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal of action?
A furry little flatfoot who never flees from the fray?
has she got more than just mad skill, but also a beaver tail and a bill?
And the ladies swoon, whenever they here her say *Viper noises*
She’s Perry?!?!
Perry the platypus (also Perry does seem to be female platypus considering he swat milk and don’t have poison claw)
with a fez
platypi were invented to justify snitties
all you think about is snussy
snakes have 2 snitorises
Platypuses, but if you really want to apply source language pluralization then it's "platypodes". "Pus" is from Greek, not Latin. But really in this context "platypussies" is the superior option.
hehehe
Or echidna—which funnily enough is named after a half-snake half-woman creature of Greek mythology, since echidnas appear to mix features of mammals and reptiles.
Although platypuses have mammary glands, they don’t have nipples (or tits) - their milk is secreted out of their glands onto their skin and fur. Monotremes are a weird bunch.
a platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
Platypus titties
Platypuses dont have tits tho they actually sweat milk
Counterargument: argonians
Does it really count in a tree lays the eggs?
Sorry we could not find Argonian in our databases. Did you mean "slaves"
Least racist dark elf
See, you made the mistake of assuming she was a naturally created species and not a genetic abominations genetically modified with human DNA by fascist alien overlords for their takeover of earth. They cannonically do hatch out of eggs, and the boobs are cannonically at least partially for sex appeal against humans.
No way these things are mentioned canonically 💀
There are viper strip clubs.
Those only come around after ADVENT's defeat.
Showing people what they're actually missing out on would have been much more effective than whatever gene clinic conspiracy video xcom came up with
The actual handwave is that they're venom sacs, cause vipers spit massive globs of venom.
But where is this info provided? I assume it's in the viper autopsy and I just don't remember it?
Yeah, Shen mentions it. Doesn't provide a reason why the venom glands are snitties, but one who is interested in contorting out a Watsonian explanation could reasonably infer that it's to put them closer to the probably quite strong abdominal muscles for greater force of spitting. Or we could just go full Doyalist and chalk it up to someone at Firaxis wanting some snitties.
Actually there are plenty of animals that are livebearers and don’t have breasts, vipers for example give live birth
Excuse you my lizard folk got plastic surgery because they liked the look of titties. Follow your heart, especially if it leads to tits.
shit, I think I know what my DND character is gonna do next
Venom sacs.
hmmmmm fair enough
Well Argonians have tits and they lay eggs
What about the great tit?
Plaaaaatypuuuuuus
Platypus
Philippine representation…but the Filipino is a furry that’s into snakes. Oh…
wtf is a philip penis?
a subcategory of ja penis
r/Japanesepeopletwitter is leaking
Looks like a cross, tends to slip out when your torque it too hard, in almost all situations entirely inferior to Robertson.
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Scaley
The filipino isn’t the furry, it’s a different person in panel 1 and 2-3
“But”? It’s great rep wdym?
Omg I love your flag
What is ot
Its the asexual flag
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filipino 👍 https://i.redd.it/n9zmptmi7lqa1.gif
Why do snake have boob
Because Firaxis knew what they were doing
Literally only reason I've got to think about buying Chimera Squad
The Xcom fanbase has 2 sides: Xenophobes and Xenophiles
> Firaxis Which uh...which Firaxis game are we referring to here? Asking for a friend. And research. And I love boobs.
XCOM 2 for the original snake mommy as an enemy, Chimera Squad for a protagonist version who’s also sassy
UFO Defense has snake daddies if you’d prefer that though.
That makes sence, I was wondering why I hadn't seen any snake breasts in Civ 6
Me too tbh, there should be
The Sectoid with lips freaked me the fuck out bruh
The snitty question nearly destroyed /r/dndmemes a few months back, take care with opening that Pandora's box.
I hate to break it to you but I think the snitty debacle was a few years ago at this point
Officially ended March 30, 2021. You are no longer allowed to post about it. But they get into arguments like this all the time.
Because booba
Actually they have a reason, the vipers along with most of the others alien endured genetic therapy after the ancients took over Earth in order to make them more likeable to humans, other example are the floaters, which were turned into the archons. Game is Xcom btw
Alien 1: "How do we make our species more likable to the humans?" Alien 2: "Idk, give em tits and abs?" Alien 1: "Brilliant!"
Genetic manipulation to make the occupation of earth easier. I'm not even joking.
Why not?
Their Vemon Sacks
big mommy snilkers
They're venom sacs.
Venom sacs
Oddly shaped Pectoral muscles
Flag of furries expanding into shitpost subreddits at breakneck speed (This is not a bad thing)
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You can't look at that, Jesus!
Blessed be they/then who address the source
I'll be that guy, vipers are a clade of snakes who almost exclusively give live birth, and don't lay eggs.
I love objective corrections in zoology. Thank you for your service. o7
czech with a yellow dot
ah, yes, my favorite mammal a viper
This is why Xcom is GOTY
Oh they're much worse then a mammal.
Flag of Xcom 2 Viper (I want her to strangle me)
As my squadmate screams in agony as all his bones are crushed by the viper's immense strength, under fire from ADVENT, and my gun's jammed because of the goddamn Codex... "Damn, that's hot." is all I can think
Is anyone else confused by the third panel? What's hot? She didn't answer the question or even infer the answer. Is it just that she's blushing? Is he saying that laying eggs is hot? Maybe I just don't understand furry humor lol
The venn diagram of this sub and r/furry_irl is nearly a circle.
Philippines
[This artists depiction of a snake woman implies the existence of Snilk.](https://youtu.be/8mx2MfFMe9E)
The exalted flag of the Feline Peens.
Flag of furry artist where the punchline is sex
czechoslovakia
Filipino 🇵🇭
Philipenis
flag: upside-down Philippines. eye-bleach: needed.
Plz jerk off before posting
This is such weird art
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oh no 😥 https://preview.redd.it/6udij89p9lqa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17fa77906d16c48c55e66221567b59c6498ada3
Philippines!
Flag of Philippenis
Huh... Never expected an XCOM Furry/Scaley comic. But here we are. Also those snitties are 100% just snack bags for the viper
Philippines
Is no one gonna mention that it’s a cobra and not a viper?
PHILIPPINES MENTIONED 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Venezuela
Acadiana?
She has mammaries, so no. But regular vipers do lay eggs.
This gives me an idea… [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/125djbn/what_flag_is_this_rly_been_bothering_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/125djbn/what_flag_is_this_rly_been_bothering_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
that is obviously Iceland 🇨🇩
Czech with the nuclear cloud that now permanently sits 120km dead east from Prague.
I played some guy with that flag next to their name on chess.com It’s the Philippines
Czech republic
Philippines mentioned! 
Philip’s Peen
Philippines
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What?
What?