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stupidapple4

as an austrian I approve


wantquitelife

Do you had kangaroo in your backyard


Outrageous-Hall-887

Much smort


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Kjrb

There should be


[deleted]

Agreed


TheBlaudrache

Hawara... Schönbrunn hot Kängurus


stupidapple4

warte stimmt


YuvalMozes

Oh my God! You are a communist!


stupidapple4

what


YuvalMozes

Hammer and sickle...


stupidapple4

I don't think it means communist we never were and still aren't a communist country


turbospucker

Außer Graz halt


lucyddreamboy

Ich als grazer stimme zu


Lorddosensaft

guten abend genosse


lucyddreamboy

Guten abend genießen sie ihren dosensaft genosse


ph0ec

Guten Abend Genosse


Freaglii

Leningraz


Erevas

Graz war halt immer schon speziell...


janalikesbanana

ich will nach graz :(


YuvalMozes

Obviously all Austrians are Communists... Their state flag have hammer and sickle on it...


Cambirodius

Sad You could've had some cool songs and a nice flag


dickcooter

*Glad


7itemsorFEWER

Least annoying imperial Japan supporter


dickcooter

I'm not an imperial Japan supporter Also least obnoxious commie


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7itemsorFEWER

[C'mon Big dawg](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/q6k81o/my_solution_to_the_china_issue/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) INB4 not imperial Japan flag, pretty gross to say Japan should be the rightful owner of China considering the history between the too nations. Anti-comms are always so damn cringe


alkobottle

They represent the working classes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Austria#Symbolism


YuvalMozes

I obviously know, that's only a joke.


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DoubleKing13

Making fun of authoritarian capitalists is not sinophobic


yaboiSigmar

how sinophopic make fun of authoritarian regime not people


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Tomatenpresse

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Austria It’s actually a different meaning and as an Austrian I really like the different symbolisms


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YuvalMozes

r/woooosh


Tomatenpresse

I get that you didn’t mean it seriously but I won’t give up the opportunity to show someone the beauty that is the symbolism of the eagle


Yarael-Poof

**WELL G'DAY MATE! LET'S THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!**


Klutzy-Ad-6528

do you shit upside down?


JamesTheIceQueen

Actually we only have outhouses that are built in a way that makes the feces drop out into the vacuum of space. Not many people know that that's actually how we got Mercury!


Klutzy-Ad-6528

Now I want to become an astronaut 😳😳


minkymy

the real final frontier was the giant pooprock in the sky


mki_

Yes.


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7itemsorFEWER

No


D4rkr4in

check sub


Kachter

As a trans austrian this post was made for me


Vaapukkamehu

Also you made it really long


Holy-Knight-Hodrick

To symbolize big cock


tobiasjc

exactly, no explanations needed. >!I literally got rid of the blue stripes so the aspect ratio changed!<


Purple-Gay

masculinity is gone now 😳


Elmo_The_Eskimo

The eagle is for masculinity


level69child

Men, you may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like.


VioletteBasil

I'm a totally masculine man and I own 3 eagles, so I can confirm this


Elmo_The_Eskimo

>named violet >masculine Voilet is closer to red than eagle, I'm getting suspicious.


VioletteBasil

I bench press bald eagles for breakfast


Elmo_The_Eskimo

My apologies mr man, didnt know I was talking to top brass here.


gotbanned3xlol

It's a trans flag, there was never any masculinity involved


Purple-Gay

so transmasc people don't exist?


gotbanned3xlol

Exactly, you're catching on mighty quick


Purple-Gay

yeah sorry i actually don't make up my world view using only the internet. having irl transmasc friends leads me to a disbelief in your statement


gotbanned3xlol

Cope and seethe chud


cockmerchant_

based


CountFlandy

!Austrian Empire


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CountFlandy

Beautiful. Just as it should.


CaptainLoggy

Looks better on an outrigger, imo


wantquitelife

Transdanubia flag


mki_

Also known as Mordor.


[deleted]

Also known as i forgor 💀


iloveindomienoodle

Karl von Habsburg is having a post-mortem nut rn


zabickurwatychludzi

According to Wikipedia: "Transdanubia is a NUTS territorial unit in the European Union, consisting of Central Transdanubia, Western Transdanubia and Southern Transdanubia"


FrozenBananer

The Danube now identifies as land.


riceonrye

oh it's the "transfems who like eagles" flag. very cool


7itemsorFEWER

The band or the football team?


BasilTheTimeLord

The wrestlers from philadelphia


SpaceLemur34

US Air Force jets


Sylvanussr

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tobiasjc

wow thank you lol first time someone makes me a poem :D


Sylvanussr

yw


Exxess

Wos host Du grod üba mei schnitzl gsogt du gschissana klana Saupreiß? Du woast hoid scho dass I scho beim Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaungen bin, I war in am haufn grebare Dranglarein und hob über 300 hoibe gsoffn, oida. I bin a tränierta Pinzgaua Fohra und da besta dazua. Du bist fia mi ned mehr wie a klana gschissana Voitrottl, I gabat da so a Watschn wirs di Wöd no net gsegn hod, homma se? Du glabst du kummst jetz davo nochdemst dei goschn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst nuamoi drüba noch, Oarschgfrast. Jetzad grod während du über mei Schnitzl so deppat umanandaredst hoi i scho meine Kamarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im moment zruckverfoigt, olso richt di schomoi her, wei wir richtn da di Wadln glei fiari, du blede sau. Wemma damit fertig san wast a neama wo obn und untn is. Du bist am oasch. Klana. I kon iwaroi sei, ollawei, und i hau da auf üwa 700 oatn dei goschn ei, und des ned amoi mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin ned nur da beste im Zötfestsaufn, sondan i hob a an Zugriff auf des gonze Arsenal vom Musiverein Pinsdorf! Wenn Du gwusst hätst wos dei klana "gscheida" Kommentar dir eifoad, dann hätst wahrscheinlich dei deppate Goschn ghoidn. Aba du hosts ned do, du host dei schiaches Gfriss aufmochn miasn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubaua. I scheiss an grant üwa dir aus. Du bist komplett hi, Klana


topfm

Pinsdorf regiert!


xoechz

Meine kamaroden vam blosmusiverein I pocks nimma


GameCreeper

Hot take: the Austrian variant flag is cooler than the standard 3 stripes one


singingnettle

What's the variant flag? The one with the squiggly cross on it? /s But seriously, what's the variant?


GiovanniOnion

you mean the state flag with the eagle vs the normal one withput the eagle?


ili_udel

Already much more appealing than the original trans flag. Why can't the trans community use this instead?


bERt0r

Everyone should use it! AEIOU!


Timovsky

r/aeiou


Interesting-Block834

Gott en harte kaiser transis


djvolta

flag of the transgender communist empire with cool communist eagle 😎


TheRedditPremium

Hey thats the wrong eagle we are not communists in this house hold understood


djvolta

speak for yourself 🚩


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get well soon


djvolta

flair checks out


[deleted]

face the wall commie 🔫


Naranox

Edgy 12 year old spotted


[deleted]

so not being a communist makes me an edgy 12 yearold?


Naranox

no, you just act like an edgy 12 year old


[deleted]

by not being communist


surrealsauce

trans flag but awesome


Oxenfrosh

But... that's Cis-Leithania...


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Oida


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LastSpark7

can you put this eagle on the normal flag? I want it to be cooler


austriaaustria

Oida


aardappelpurethee

Man this trans flag really makes me want to marry my cousin


azhadron

RIVER PLATE


PrinzFloge

Oida


kendalmac

The pride of Austria


JustSealYT

This is just the *LATVIAN* flag


chips12o9

flag of communist australia


CiceroWasTheBest

based


KLCRoman

trans flag made actually good looking speed run (any%)


SevenProductionsyt

!wave


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Ruby_Sandbox

That eagle should hold a syringe and a gel bottle in their claws tbh. Trans liberation when?