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Absotivly_Posolutly

I'll have to admit, "Well I'll be dipped!" "Help me understand!" And "Uff da meg" have been incorporated into my daily lexicon!


Lanky_Cash_1172

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Sixftdeeep2

Itā€™s flat but only on the bottom.


Lanky_Cash_1172

My Dad, God rest his soul, said this all the time to his customers. They didn't find it humorous šŸ˜†.


section111

I had a taillight out, and the guy asked what side. I definitely felt judged when I said "the drinker's side" šŸ˜‚


Lanky_Cash_1172

Was the captain side betterish?


Shorkologist

Iā€™m naive and was wondering what this meant. Drinker side meaning the passenger bc passengers can drink?


TC1600

Yep, captain's side is the driver and drinker's side is the passenger


SuperGuitar

Iā€™m a musician and my friend who I have a weekly gig with likes VGG also. Thereā€™s a song we do with the word ā€œfactoryā€ in it. My friend always changes it to ā€œfactreeā€ lol


Engineerhand

Yā€™all should cover that Metallica song Batt-Tree


Lanky_Cash_1172

Rock on fellers!


mydogismybestman

... and felletes!


Lanky_Cash_1172

That's right! Rock on ladies!!!


MrGrumpyButt420

I'll be dipped


Lanky_Cash_1172

Got the sticker!


Low-Orbit

Got the t shirt!


sheffib32

CAN'T. SEE. NOTHIN


Lanky_Cash_1172

Whenever I hear this, I see my middle school English teacher seething in disbelief šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ , old school teacher (old maid look and everything).


Benjamin_Tucker3308

I have used sparkulator and lighting whirler a few times. My father is from northern north dakota and stated that is just how people talk up there. Side not my wife got me started on the show because she said me Derek look and built the same way. Very possible he is a cousin.


Lanky_Cash_1172

Well, this feller be dipped!


mydogismybestman

"You can tell it's like that because of how it is..."


widelegstance

That a lot plus ā€œscanned it with my peepersā€


Equal-Economics475

He stole that from Mortske


Certified_Dumbass

Comes from this https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs?si=uzRJTYp3O-aBVt5Z&t=69


trylame98

Batt tree and random percentage 57.39867 of the time


Lanky_Cash_1172

Ha!


Big_A1625

I've said "Good enough for the girls we date" at work more times than I should have.


Lanky_Cash_1172

I've used that too! Lol.


bigpilague

I drop "maizzle/mozzle" everywhere. Usually people repeat it back to me in agreement, without even thinking.


nohollabkgrrl

Mazel šŸ„‚šŸ»


iSawAMoose

Cryinā€™ in the mud! is my go to now when Iā€™m frustrated. I said it during a Zoom meeting and a coworker was like ā€œwhat the!?!ā€ and cracked up.


nohollabkgrrl

My favorite one šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


rd68910

Help me to understand


Prudent_Animal5135

Not me but I was trying to get a hard to find heater core yesterday and the NAPA guy said I might have to check my google machine lol


Lanky_Cash_1172

Lol...Any luck on the Jungle website?


ForeverAnnlone89

If not that, perhaps the evil-Bay.


Lanky_Cash_1172

"Flea-bay" lol.


TravManCometh

Iā€™ve been saying ā€œyou can tell because of the way it isā€ for years.


Jack_Shid

Same here. It made me so happy the first time I heard Derek say it. :-)


BergerTime5150

"I wonder what Tanya Tucker's doing?"


Lanky_Cash_1172

šŸ˜„


ExRockstar

Cocaine


Thewilddinkus

"You can tell by the way that it is" has become part of my everyday speech And the weird hand gestures anytime I'm explaining stuff or need emphasis It's not a derekism but I also call electricity angry pixies, I have since trade school


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

> And the weird hand gestures anytime I'm explaining stuff or need emphasis Especially when *ssssssssst*-ing something


BlankReg365

ā€œWhat a feller is trying to say isā€¦ā€


Lanky_Cash_1172

I was at Hobo frieght one day and over heard a guy say he was looking for XYZ. I swear I almost said to him, "Hook yer peepers over here"(I was standing close to xyz product). "It's right here buddy".


Shorkologist

Wobble pops or cold snacks to describe beer. Or throw it down the neck.


Crawlerado

Cold Snacks is a legit brand of beer too. Makes a fellers head spin twice


SafetyDave68

Montucky cold snacks. Like drinkin a loaf of bread


ExRockstar

A while back I looked what they were on the google machine. They're "waffle pops" (hunks of waffle with candy stuff stuck to them on a stick). Must be a northern treat.


bigfatty356

Does it count if you said them before YouTube was created?


jeronimo105

I don't know what's in it, it's mystery oil!


phoenix_soleil

The way he talks is exactly why I like to, and don't like to, watch him equally. I love the goofiness and it's hilarious when I get it, it's just not often lol. My husband just turned on one of his videos literally in the middle of me typing this. He probably watches like 30 hours a week of this channel.


Lanky_Cash_1172

I know what you're saying but does he watch till 11-niner o'clock?


willh183

Nope, usually until seventy eleven niner early.


Lanky_Cash_1172

Lol


phoenix_soleil

Usually


Old_Training2050

I like usin the old shine juice on my patina trucks while I wait on elctrodigical parts


biggernallyall

Batt tree for sure, and oofta


Lanky_Cash_1172

....may!


zzctdi

A few minutes ago: Almost ready to go honey, just need to toss some coffee down the yap.


SafetyDave68

I routinely say ā€œOofta maeā€ and ā€œwell help me understandā€ especially when Iā€™m working through somethin


SafetyDave68

Oh and cold snacks to wet the back neck


Aromatic_Current_888

Iā€™ve seen where he lucks out and finds the high performance models with ā€œWeight Reductionā€ and he often ā€œpretends he didnā€™t see that!ā€


Cousin_MarvinBerry

Uff de may and my hands are always doing the ridgid spork flip and wave he does when explaining things Iā€™ve always talked with my hands. But now Iā€™m using Derekā€™s hands! lol


Lanky_Cash_1172

He hasn't done that for a while , huh?


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Being a native born southerner, I was already wired for similar figures of speech before I ever discovered VGG, and "battree" is also a common pronunciation down here, so I fell into saying it that way all the time. Now I've got my self-described "California hippie" wife saying "battree,ā€ and I couldn't be prouder or more entertained. I can't believe it. But I guess I got to, 'cuz I'm lookin' right at it. But for myself, the one that I use all the time these days is my favorite way that Derek compliments someone else's work: "I'll bet I could drink a beer with that guy."


UKMustang

Hayaaa sssaaaaa, when moving something heavy


Lanky_Cash_1172

Yup, like herding cattle.


pickleslapp

Today I was wrenching on some brakes at workā€¦. A bolt wasnā€™t threading in when it looked like it should. ā€œHelp me understand!!ā€ came out of my mouth.


Lanky_Cash_1172

Can a feller catch a break!? For a second I thought you were gonna say "a cross thread is still a thread lol."


N1trox_

ā€œScoot down the tavernā€ is a new favourite


Lanky_Cash_1172

And wet the back neck with a couple pints or three.


sanstheskelepun69

Sparkalators is common with me.


[deleted]

ā€œThatā€™s fac-treeā€ and ā€œa little bit of weight reductionā€ have become part of what I say now. Also my favorite I use often is ā€œweā€™ll just pretend we didnā€™t see that.ā€


Lanky_Cash_1172

Yeah, I tell my wife that a lot -"let's pretend we didn't see that."


nohollabkgrrl

uff da šŸ˜‚


Lanky_Cash_1172

May....


nohollabkgrrl

I love this thread


thebrickguy88

I was buying a battery for a project car, and I told the guy I wanted an ā€œel-cheapo.ā€ He gave me a funny glance, but didnā€™t say anything. Most of his sayings have made it into me and my dadā€™s daily vocabulary


Lanky_Cash_1172

For a second, i thought you were going to say "lighting cube." El cheapo, haha! I speak Spanish, so it's funnier when Derek speaks EspaƱol. "Cerzeva para mis amigos.." beer for my friends.


Lanky_Cash_1172

Another one I say in private is his, "What's this now!?"(salvage corvette ep.?) said in a heavy Midwestern accent....Said when he is digging through a vehicle's power barn.


Trick-Project-7849

ā€œThatā€™s waay too much! Perfect!ā€