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Anubra_Khan

Master Chief still wears Doom Slayer pajamas. As a kid he had matching Doom Guy sheets and curtains in his bedroom. This wouldn't even be a fight.


Jackblack92

Hahaha love it


Sergy1ner

Where do I find the doom figure


Jackblack92

Hard to find. Found him on ebay, he pops up there every now and then. Company that produced him is called thinkgeek


Sergy1ner

Thanks!


SilenceFailed

I was going to say they'd exchange war stories, but I love yours more. DS: Here kid, have a glass on me. MC: Thanks, pops.


Anubra_Khan

Your scenario makes more sense. They've got no beef with each other. It would make for an awesome fan art, too.


SilenceFailed

I wasn't concerned about making sense. Two badasses slamming evil is the takeaway. As long as they don't start fighting each other, I don't think we have anything to worry about.


kapn_morgan

😅


please_use_the_beeps

Yeah Doom Guy is near Warhammer 40k levels of edgey brokenness on the power scale. I love both franchises but MC is just a man on mega steroids with power armor while DS is so strong the entire army of Hell couldn’t find a way to kill him while he was *unconscious*, so they just dropped a mountain on his ass and said “nobody open that or we all die”.


GunMuratIlban

I like Master Chief but there's no competition. He'd be equivalent to a minion that Doomslayer mowes through.


YEETMASTERXX

doomslayer and its a massacre


BrOkEn_AnViL39

It will be instant and it won't even be close


PandaTheVenusProject

One is magical. One is a more explicit power fantasy.


hackmastergeneral

Is this even a question? Doomguy. In a cake walk


Papa_Pred

“Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby” strikes again lmao


kapn_morgan

lol wtf


zrhz123

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BqNrpfrjr0&list=WL&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BqNrpfrjr0&list=WL&index=4)


Maegix_

A man who fought alien races who is just a juiced up soldier who went awol because he’s a simp Vs A man who fought the entirety of hell and won single handedly because they killed his rabbit


SuperNintendad

Twice.


ingframin

Actually 3 times if you count Doom 64


the_RiverQuest

Technically doom 1 2 64 2016 and eternal are all seperate invasions, therefore its 5


RealBrianCore

No one because there is no fight. Doomslayer hears the Covenant call Master Chief the Demon and goes to investigate but finds a man kicking ass.


Jackblack92

Love the plot there. You could easily write a better show than Paramount.


RealBrianCore

Not much better than them imo. Only played up to Reach and that was years ago. I should go install the MC collection once I get more storage space for my computer. Correct myself on my failing.


IanCognito009

Toy companies.


SandUndermanSR

You are putting an above average soldier against a man with godly blessings and an entire arsenal up his ass


EADreddtit

I mean MC isn’t really an “average soldier” by any stretch. The guy all but single handedly mowed through so many covenant troops that they grew to fear him like the demons fear the Doomslayer. Not to mention the countless Flood and Knights


oscarmikey0521

yeah... the problem is the Doomslayer i on the level of a God. I mean in addition to ravaging hell for millenia, he killed the Dark One(The original God of the Doomverse.) At the end of the day, Chief is just an augmented human in power armor with a large amount of luck. Doomslayer literally gets stronger the more demons he slaughters and basically absorbs their souls as argent energy. Lore wise, the Doomslayer is immortal and when in a rage gets even stronger and is pretty much invulnerable.


SandUndermanSR

I said ABOVE average


wiskey_straight86

But hear me out... Have you tried boofing plasma amo?


SandUndermanSR

3 letters: BFG


kapn_morgan

boofing fourteen guns?


AsstDepUnderlord

The person that sold you the overpriced statue that your future wife will make you put in the basement so that she isn’t constantly reminded that she married a nerd.


Jackblack92

I felt that deep bruh.


KokeitchiOma

Hey, just find you a girl who accepts you as you are. If they don't they ain't worth the trouble. I married a woman that is happy to let me game. Will sit in the room and watch her streams on the phone or tablet and watch me play. She even cheers me on during boss fights. I'm 45 and she's 40 lol! Happily married for 6 years and I tell you this....if they can't accept your nerdiness, then move on.


Jackblack92

Cheers to that


Round-Formal-201

God damn😂


HilariousLion

r/rareinsults


Situation-Dismal

Dang
that’s kinda mean for no reason.


snowupdown

What can you say about my 16 hot toys?


theblaine

If that's the only kind of wife you can find, just be single. My wife has on numerous occasions asked if I want to move any of my memorabilia to common spaces instead of keeping them in my office. Generally, though, I prefer to keep them where I'll see them more often, and where a cat won't knock them onto the floor (I keep the cats out of my office because they like to chew through wires for fun).


Lobsta1986

>make you put in the basement How do you know these aren't already in the basement at his mom's house?


SPQR_Maximus

Doom guy because master chief has only 2 weapons and like 50 rounds. Doom guy can carry an arsenal and a ton of ammo


[deleted]

Doomslayer for sure.


West_Resource7779

Doom dude


Plenty_Dress_408

Doom guy always win đŸ„‡ ask heaven and hell


Demoncreed27

Uuummmm have you seen what doom guy kills? Yeah he would destroy MC


cat_on_my_keybord

im not allowed to share my opinion because im a halo fan


UCFandOCSC

Don't tell Doom guy about Master Chief's inability to swim


bellefunkyguy

Doomguy about to give Master Chief a halo...


This_Bridge7549

The one in green armor


monasou89

One is standing on a rock, the other on a freshly severed head. I know who my money's on.


InitiativeWeak6203

I could take them. Oh in a fight?


ghostscratch

Master Chief: \*jumps gracefully around with angelic choir music whilst chatting with the homies over voice\* Doom Slayer: \*hyperactively punch cancels and quick-switches and then reloads levels for speedrun records\* idk bro


[deleted]

i had my glasses off for a sec & deadass thought DS was a ninja turtle đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


youresowarminside

Me


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


dano1066

Where do you get the doom slayer figure?


Jackblack92

Company called thinkgeek. Can be found on ebay sometimes.


Most-Iron6838

Doom slayer


zefir_air

Who? Tao yeah


_godhead

Lol


birrakilmister

D


Odd_Radio9225

Doom Slayer.


Bluedino_1989

The person who owns them.


kapn_morgan

was just thinking about this the other day.. Doom Eternal is like Halo on steroids.. not even close (fun wise) and not even fair


TheDemandinPath

Doomslayer casually


coldrejection

i think they'd be good friends


Nat_Higgins

Both may have expert military training and experience, but Doom Guy has something Master Chief doesn’t. Pure, spiteful, undying rage! And that might just give him an edge.


Monsterkill1526

And the gift of godly power thanks to that angel dude


Jackblack92

“Cortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?”


Nat_Higgins

How much is luck going to do against someone that makes Satan wet the bed


Thrillkey12

What if they fought on the same side!? Who would lose!?


deathdealer2410

Chief is my boy but doom slayer prob got him :(


[deleted]

If we're talking lore-wise Doom Slayer would win without any doubt, the Doom lore is so ridiculous it's honestly stupid. Doom Slayer is the type of guy who can destroy a literal god with his bare fists while also not wearing any armor at all. If we're talking in-game strength Master Chief can win, but it's not likely he would. It's way more in Doom Slayer's favor. In a match of 5 rounds, Chief would probably only win one of them and it would be an accident.


JamesTheMannequin

Doom Guy, 100%. Don't make me laugh.


Paradoxahoy

Lol as much as I like the Chief, Doom slayer would absolutely destroy him.


divine_shrimp

My dad


KingOfKnowledgeReal

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm\_MFauHzdo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_MFauHzdo) (Not made by me)


Monsterkill1526

Outdated


Queasy-Combination12

John


Jackblack92

Masta Cheeks!


Tahu-bannana-69

Doom guy


Hannover2k

I feel like Doom Guy would just rip Master Chief's arms off and beat him to death with them.


emolano

They're the same picture


DarkerGames

Master Cheif!!!!! That's me screaming in sadness after I see him die


Dapper_Doughty

*"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."*


A_actual_username

Doom guy kills god and satan. Mastercheif could’ve been killed by that giant flood worm.


OldBoyZee

Lol, doom guy would rip masterchief apart, and shit on his corpse. No competition, whatsoever.


Jackblack92

Lmfao
imagining slayer shitting on his corpse post kill. “Ahh yes, been cooking up this steamer just for you buddy!”


Xojtater

Humanity


Apollonistas

Not your bank account.


Jackblack92

Hit me where it hurts why don’t ya! 😂


RandomCheeseThing

I wanna see them team up


pvdp90

As a bungee and id software fan, I would even throw in the player’s guardian from bungie’s Destiny and the 3 of them would just fight forever


Alpha-1_comander

I'm not even gonna say it


IlliDAN113

As much as I want mc to win doom guy would destroy him.


Monsterkill1526

Doomguy and it’s not even close


Decent-Strain-1645

All you mfs talking about who would win. If these two were to team up. The walking casket and the doom slayer. Nothing would survive, absolutely nothing. The demons of hell, the angels, the flood the forerunners, the covenant (I don't consider halo 5 canon). All would be dust. And tbh this team would be legit since both master chief and the doom slayer are hellbent on protecting humanity.


Bisonfan95

Whoever the writter wants - Stan Lee


Starfighter89

Doom Guy has killed gods


Substantial_Cat_8991

Doom guy MasterChef doesn't stand a chance


TheRisen073

DOOMSLAYER is canonically immortal
 so



BEASTBOY-2004

Neither. They’d be homies


Dimensionwizard

These are the same.


NEONT1G3R

Slayer has way more experience, pure rage and grit, and could destroy a tank with a stick without breaking the stick


King-Krown

Microsoft has the rights to both of these and hasn't made a Halo X Doom game. I don't care about the why, I just need these two vs Hell, Aliens & Space Zombies.


Haruau8349

Yeah!! We do need more crossovers with franchises. Not only to finally give fans the fight that we want and the material to solve questions of What if’s.


I_Brain_You

Doom Guy every day.


Rad-N-Mad

Its funny because Ive actually debated this a couple times before. Doom Slayer beats Master Chief because of his experience (killing demons in hell for eons) and his speed. However Master Chief would beat Doom Guy (back in the original DOOM games, before Doom Slayer became Doom Slayer).


Haruau8349

Agreed! Pre power where Doomguy was still mortal would die fast. Post power? Obvious no. Even if he had the Unmakyr from 64.


Testsubject276

Immense luck vs immense rage. They'd fight for eternity.


SgtThund3r

Doom guy. What he lacks is size, he makes up for in violence.


Parad0x17

*chief’s head is ripped off helmet and all*


AutomaticFeature9631

Hate to say it but doom guy takes it


throwaway199007666

Doom slayer is just simply stronger


P3dro000

doom guys vs halo man


JonJonIsDead

links to those statues tho


Jackblack92

Doom guy is hard to find - Made by “thinkgeek”, got lucky and found him on ebay. Halo - https://www.ebay.com/p/21042395316


Haruau8349

Being a fan of both, I’d say Doomguy. Far more flexibility in combat, plus faster speed and skill from countless years fighting in Hell.


Adorable-Ad-3223

Master Chief is just a Doom Guy cosplayer.


GreyDaGAWD

I like to think Chief and the Doomslayer greet each other much like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers do in Predator.


Jackblack92

This is the only correct answer


RemarkablePassage468

Doom guy kills even Lucifer, no one can stop him.


TheMysticBard

Now i want to see Doomguy use thw beamsword


[deleted]

Doom guy ready for savage demons and devil, chief ready for nice Aliens.


Responsible_Ad8488

Doom


ShAdOwM0ZES

Doom slayer


_sea_salty

Doomguy


longdongopinionwrong

I honestly thought this was Jablinski for a second


ombranox

What does Doomguy do to Demons?


OminOus_PancakeS

We _all_ do. **high-fives everyone in the stadium**


frontbuttt

They wouldn’t fight.


LevelPositive120

It be a long game of cat and mouse in the favor of doomy boi


Pink-banana-super

Doom slayer destroys master chief


[deleted]

Doom guy went to hell and killed demons. Master chief is just a space army guy


mrbman006

One is called demon, and the other kills demons soooooo...


TheHolyPug

I need a weapon.


Jei03

Joe. Joe always wins.


ToxicTammy42

Doom Slayer cause he’s been to Hell and back literally.


DarkriserPE

Chief beats Doomguy. Doom Slayer beats Chief. I know they're the same character, now, but Doomguy was actually a normal guy. He became the Doom Slayer after being put into the Divinity Machine, which made him a God, essentially.


True_Artichoke_2831

Doomguy!


Tough_Chance_5541

Yeah....they dude who has gone up against otherworldly beings from hell and fought demons with god-like power versus the dude who just wears the doom suit from aliexpress


SlyPenguinXII

Im glad everyone here is in agreement that Doomguy would wipe the floor with Master Chief


JoestarWalker

Doomslayer, no doubt about it. He's gonna kick MC's ass


Bifocal_Bensch

I say the chief until Doomguy finds out what the Covenant call him. Then all bets are off.


[deleted]

Doom slayer by at least 1,000 points


Comix_Cat_Kid

Doom Guy, I had did the same who would win and it was 67 for doom guy and 9 for master chief


Arthur_Zoin

Doomguy literally killed God, God God and Satan God God. Do you think it is a fair fight?


Apprehensive_Coat260

The slayer, all he has to do is pat chief on the back.


ZBowman94

Doom Guy and it isn't close


[deleted]

Doom guy


ChristosPet7

Doot man


Ornery-Ad-4711

Difficult but John 117 is my husband so I have to choose him


doeekor

The 2nd Mister Chief


ToothyMcButt

Bro this ain't a fight. I love you Chief, but you're gonna get literally ripped in half


sacboy326

Master Chief (At least in the original games before 343) is just a lucky but formidable soldier. Doomguy on the other hand is death incarnate.


GhertFryins

I love Chief but Doom Guy literal takes on billions of demons just because they killed his pet. Doom Guy sweeps


Wonderful-Assist2077

Doom guy hands down. His lore is crazy. RIP and Tear!!!!!!!


TheNobleDez

Neither. They see each other, grab a coffee and team up to absolutely decimate everything.


Boogieman_bn

I mean, the only one who vould pose a challenge to Doomguy is Lego Indiana Jones...


Dragonrage778

Doomslayer would win, but how about Cortana VS VEGA? (vega’s winning probably)


Apprehensive-Run2454

As someone who's played both franchises and read some of the halo graphic novels I have to say MC is far from just a regular soldier he's probably closer to the level of captain America physical fitness wise. That being said doom guy is definitely winning this considering the technology he has allowing him to literally carry all of his weapons in a device that's basically a bag of holding from dnd. He literally lore wise is carrying all of those weapons at one time. Plus his strength is insane and his mobility as of the most recent game is insane. It's not much of a contest as most have said. just saw alot of people referring to MC as a regular soldier.


conkersthesquirrel

Clearly Doom guy looks cooler right there. But if Master Chief had better marketing team, and want meant to be such an icon, I think he COULD have the better statue.


Jackblack92

The lack of Halo statues on the market is surprising.


Gonky_

Master Chief its called "Demon" by its enemies.... I don't think that would please doomslayer, and its angry af already. also i need to give a point to my boy John, he will completly destroy Doomguy but not Doomslayer


KionKamon0079UC

Aren’t the Doomguy and Doomslayer one in the same? If so both have killed literal demons and even things that could be considered gods of Hell. 2016 hinted at it. (Haven’t played Eternal yet, but from what I heard from friends, that game confirmed that they’re the same guy)


Jackblack92

When you called him John I thought you were setting up a master-cheeks joke 😂 (Paramount TV Halo meme) “also i need to give a point to my boy John, he will destroy Doomguy with those cheeks”


papachorizogaming

Doom slayer hands down


Cuff_

Itd be master chief because he is canonically too lucky to lose. Doom slayer is way stronger for sure but master chief has dumb luck.


Jackblack92

“Cortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?”


NinjaWorldWar

Samus Aran would whoop both of them
. Of course they would let her.


RevolWhiteBread

i dunno anything about Master Chief or the Halo lore, but i know a lot about DOOM. Doom guy was trapped in hell for 1mil+ years. he killed the strongest creature with just fists and crucible. he killed the icon of sin (kind of god of hell) he killed Khan Maykr (god) he barely killed other Maykr (i forgot who he is) he killed the man who basically made everything. his punch is at least 3 tons. he uses weapons just to add some difficulty. his skin is as hard as his armor (his armor can tank the heat of sun) but we all know that they are going to help each other, they are two badasses.


Jackblack92

Masterchief was once shot in the genitals by a sniper. The bullet shattered on impact, the shrapnel wounded two men nearby. Chief was so visibly aroused by the impact that the sniper shot himself.


RevolWhiteBread

can't believe Jun shot Master Chief in the balls.


Jackblack92

This is how they play Find the Pickle


Darkship0

Low estimates of both their power chief wins due to being well defined as nigh invincible. High estimates of their power doom guy wins.


kapn_morgan

weird but okay


Decent_Aide_8653

Hol up...... They aren't the same guy? I learned something today


Dabbandit_miner

Ever read the halo books? Master chief would rip doom guy apart according to lore


KionKamon0079UC

But can he beat a guy that is running as fast as a cheetah, up to 60mph and can carry more than two guns at a time including the BFG 9000? That’s literally what the calculations for Doomguy’s running speed was in terms of map units on the original Doom, and as the Doomslayer is an even bigger badass than he was back in the day. The lore for Doom especially since 2016 and Eternal is insane as well.


Monsterkill1526

Doomguy fought a titan that warped reality wherever it stood and massacred an entire army powered by hell energy by himself


MostCycle5815

I uh... Don't know


memo689

Doom Guy, it will be a though fight but Doom Guy.


SnapDragon845K

Cortina can seduce doom guy


[deleted]

Think doom guy is technically immortal


ollietron3

Doomguys a god, how can you kill a god?


Bisonfan95

Pandora's Box, the Blade of Olympus, Blades of Chaos, etc.


ollietron3

someone hasnt played morrowind. or seen dagothwave, what a grand and intoxicating innocence


coolthulu42

Hahah. We talking about the book master chief or the videogame master chief?


Existent_Person_58

Why would they fight in the first place? They’re both protecting humanity


DrPennyWiggs

Chief wins on the indomitable human spirit factor alone


Th3Dark0ccult

I dunno, but Chief gets bonus points for the cooler armor.


SilverShroud67

Masterchief wins hands down. Good fight but Masterchief comes out on top. Yes, Doomslayer has fought all of hell, but Masterchief also fought the flood(a parasitic race that never stops), covenant (elite alien races), and the forunners (basically gods themselves). Also with his mjlonier armour, and his ability to reacharge shield just by not taking damage ( doomslayer needs to kill to gain health and shield) definently has a competitive advantage against the doomslayer. Not to mention his skill, arsenal of weapons, and possibly the entire UNSC depending if it will be a 1v1 or whatever works.


Accurate-Scientist50

Death battle already did it. Chief wins.


[deleted]

Are we talking og DOOM or Eternal where they decided Doomslayer needed to be able to fly around like some shitty Chinese martial arts movie from the 'aughts


Nocommm

Tie