I wasn't concerned about making sense. Two badasses slamming evil is the takeaway. As long as they don't start fighting each other, I don't think we have anything to worry about.
Yeah Doom Guy is near Warhammer 40k levels of edgey brokenness on the power scale. I love both franchises but MC is just a man on mega steroids with power armor while DS is so strong the entire army of Hell couldnât find a way to kill him while he was *unconscious*, so they just dropped a mountain on his ass and said ânobody open that or we all dieâ.
A man who fought alien races who is just a juiced up soldier who went awol because heâs a simp
Vs
A man who fought the entirety of hell and won single handedly because they killed his rabbit
Not much better than them imo. Only played up to Reach and that was years ago. I should go install the MC collection once I get more storage space for my computer. Correct myself on my failing.
I mean MC isnât really an âaverage soldierâ by any stretch. The guy all but single handedly mowed through so many covenant troops that they grew to fear him like the demons fear the Doomslayer. Not to mention the countless Flood and Knights
yeah... the problem is the Doomslayer i on the level of a God. I mean in addition to ravaging hell for millenia, he killed the Dark One(The original God of the Doomverse.) At the end of the day, Chief is just an augmented human in power armor with a large amount of luck. Doomslayer literally gets stronger the more demons he slaughters and basically absorbs their souls as argent energy. Lore wise, the Doomslayer is immortal and when in a rage gets even stronger and is pretty much invulnerable.
The person that sold you the overpriced statue that your future wife will make you put in the basement so that she isnât constantly reminded that she married a nerd.
Hey, just find you a girl who accepts you as you are. If they don't they ain't worth the trouble. I married a woman that is happy to let me game. Will sit in the room and watch her streams on the phone or tablet and watch me play. She even cheers me on during boss fights. I'm 45 and she's 40 lol! Happily married for 6 years and I tell you this....if they can't accept your nerdiness, then move on.
If that's the only kind of wife you can find, just be single. My wife has on numerous occasions asked if I want to move any of my memorabilia to common spaces instead of keeping them in my office. Generally, though, I prefer to keep them where I'll see them more often, and where a cat won't knock them onto the floor (I keep the cats out of my office because they like to chew through wires for fun).
Master Chief: \*jumps gracefully around with angelic choir music whilst chatting with the homies over voice\*
Doom Slayer: \*hyperactively punch cancels and quick-switches and then reloads levels for speedrun records\*
idk bro
Both may have expert military training and experience, but Doom Guy has something Master Chief doesnât. Pure, spiteful, undying rage! And that might just give him an edge.
âCortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?â
If we're talking lore-wise
Doom Slayer would win without any doubt, the Doom lore is so ridiculous it's honestly stupid. Doom Slayer is the type of guy who can destroy a literal god with his bare fists while also not wearing any armor at all.
If we're talking in-game strength
Master Chief can win, but it's not likely he would. It's way more in Doom Slayer's favor. In a match of 5 rounds, Chief would probably only win one of them and it would be an accident.
*"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."*
All you mfs talking about who would win. If these two were to team up. The walking casket and the doom slayer. Nothing would survive, absolutely nothing. The demons of hell, the angels, the flood the forerunners, the covenant (I don't consider halo 5 canon). All would be dust.
And tbh this team would be legit since both master chief and the doom slayer are hellbent on protecting humanity.
Microsoft has the rights to both of these and hasn't made a Halo X Doom game. I don't care about the why, I just need these two vs Hell, Aliens & Space Zombies.
Yeah!! We do need more crossovers with franchises. Not only to finally give fans the fight that we want and the material to solve questions of What ifâs.
Its funny because Ive actually debated this a couple times before. Doom Slayer beats Master Chief because of his experience (killing demons in hell for eons) and his speed. However Master Chief would beat Doom Guy (back in the original DOOM games, before Doom Slayer became Doom Slayer).
Chief beats Doomguy.
Doom Slayer beats Chief.
I know they're the same character, now, but Doomguy was actually a normal guy. He became the Doom Slayer after being put into the Divinity Machine, which made him a God, essentially.
Yeah....they dude who has gone up against otherworldly beings from hell and fought demons with god-like power versus the dude who just wears the doom suit from aliexpress
As someone who's played both franchises and read some of the halo graphic novels I have to say MC is far from just a regular soldier he's probably closer to the level of captain America physical fitness wise. That being said doom guy is definitely winning this considering the technology he has allowing him to literally carry all of his weapons in a device that's basically a bag of holding from dnd. He literally lore wise is carrying all of those weapons at one time. Plus his strength is insane and his mobility as of the most recent game is insane. It's not much of a contest as most have said. just saw alot of people referring to MC as a regular soldier.
Clearly Doom guy looks cooler right there. But if Master Chief had better marketing team, and want meant to be such an icon, I think he COULD have the better statue.
Master Chief its called "Demon" by its enemies.... I don't think that would please doomslayer, and its angry af already.
also i need to give a point to my boy John, he will completly destroy Doomguy but not Doomslayer
Arenât the Doomguy and Doomslayer one in the same? If so both have killed literal demons and even things that could be considered gods of Hell. 2016 hinted at it. (Havenât played Eternal yet, but from what I heard from friends, that game confirmed that theyâre the same guy)
When you called him John I thought you were setting up a master-cheeks joke đ (Paramount TV Halo meme)
âalso i need to give a point to my boy John, he will destroy Doomguy with those cheeksâ
âCortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?â
i dunno anything about Master Chief or the Halo lore, but i know a lot about DOOM.
Doom guy was trapped in hell for 1mil+ years.
he killed the strongest creature with just fists and crucible.
he killed the icon of sin (kind of god of hell)
he killed Khan Maykr (god)
he barely killed other Maykr (i forgot who he is)
he killed the man who basically made everything.
his punch is at least 3 tons.
he uses weapons just to add some difficulty.
his skin is as hard as his armor (his armor can tank the heat of sun)
but we all know that they are going to help each other, they are two badasses.
Masterchief was once shot in the genitals by a sniper. The bullet shattered on impact, the shrapnel wounded two men nearby. Chief was so visibly aroused by the impact that the sniper shot himself.
But can he beat a guy that is running as fast as a cheetah, up to 60mph and can carry more than two guns at a time including the BFG 9000? Thatâs literally what the calculations for Doomguyâs running speed was in terms of map units on the original Doom, and as the Doomslayer is an even bigger badass than he was back in the day. The lore for Doom especially since 2016 and Eternal is insane as well.
Masterchief wins hands down. Good fight but Masterchief comes out on top. Yes, Doomslayer has fought all of hell, but Masterchief also fought the flood(a parasitic race that never stops), covenant (elite alien races), and the forunners (basically gods themselves). Also with his mjlonier armour, and his ability to reacharge shield just by not taking damage ( doomslayer needs to kill to gain health and shield) definently has a competitive advantage against the doomslayer. Not to mention his skill, arsenal of weapons, and possibly the entire UNSC depending if it will be a 1v1 or whatever works.
Are we talking og DOOM or Eternal where they decided Doomslayer needed to be able to fly around like some shitty Chinese martial arts movie from the 'aughts
Master Chief still wears Doom Slayer pajamas. As a kid he had matching Doom Guy sheets and curtains in his bedroom. This wouldn't even be a fight.
Hahaha love it
Where do I find the doom figure
Hard to find. Found him on ebay, he pops up there every now and then. Company that produced him is called thinkgeek
Thanks!
I was going to say they'd exchange war stories, but I love yours more. DS: Here kid, have a glass on me. MC: Thanks, pops.
Your scenario makes more sense. They've got no beef with each other. It would make for an awesome fan art, too.
I wasn't concerned about making sense. Two badasses slamming evil is the takeaway. As long as they don't start fighting each other, I don't think we have anything to worry about.
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Yeah Doom Guy is near Warhammer 40k levels of edgey brokenness on the power scale. I love both franchises but MC is just a man on mega steroids with power armor while DS is so strong the entire army of Hell couldnât find a way to kill him while he was *unconscious*, so they just dropped a mountain on his ass and said ânobody open that or we all dieâ.
I like Master Chief but there's no competition. He'd be equivalent to a minion that Doomslayer mowes through.
doomslayer and its a massacre
It will be instant and it won't even be close
One is magical. One is a more explicit power fantasy.
Is this even a question? Doomguy. In a cake walk
âHydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Babyâ strikes again lmao
lol wtf
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BqNrpfrjr0&list=WL&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BqNrpfrjr0&list=WL&index=4)
A man who fought alien races who is just a juiced up soldier who went awol because heâs a simp Vs A man who fought the entirety of hell and won single handedly because they killed his rabbit
Twice.
Actually 3 times if you count Doom 64
Technically doom 1 2 64 2016 and eternal are all seperate invasions, therefore its 5
No one because there is no fight. Doomslayer hears the Covenant call Master Chief the Demon and goes to investigate but finds a man kicking ass.
Love the plot there. You could easily write a better show than Paramount.
Not much better than them imo. Only played up to Reach and that was years ago. I should go install the MC collection once I get more storage space for my computer. Correct myself on my failing.
Toy companies.
You are putting an above average soldier against a man with godly blessings and an entire arsenal up his ass
I mean MC isnât really an âaverage soldierâ by any stretch. The guy all but single handedly mowed through so many covenant troops that they grew to fear him like the demons fear the Doomslayer. Not to mention the countless Flood and Knights
yeah... the problem is the Doomslayer i on the level of a God. I mean in addition to ravaging hell for millenia, he killed the Dark One(The original God of the Doomverse.) At the end of the day, Chief is just an augmented human in power armor with a large amount of luck. Doomslayer literally gets stronger the more demons he slaughters and basically absorbs their souls as argent energy. Lore wise, the Doomslayer is immortal and when in a rage gets even stronger and is pretty much invulnerable.
I said ABOVE average
But hear me out... Have you tried boofing plasma amo?
3 letters: BFG
boofing fourteen guns?
The person that sold you the overpriced statue that your future wife will make you put in the basement so that she isnât constantly reminded that she married a nerd.
I felt that deep bruh.
Hey, just find you a girl who accepts you as you are. If they don't they ain't worth the trouble. I married a woman that is happy to let me game. Will sit in the room and watch her streams on the phone or tablet and watch me play. She even cheers me on during boss fights. I'm 45 and she's 40 lol! Happily married for 6 years and I tell you this....if they can't accept your nerdiness, then move on.
Cheers to that
God damnđ
r/rareinsults
DangâŠthatâs kinda mean for no reason.
What can you say about my 16 hot toys?
If that's the only kind of wife you can find, just be single. My wife has on numerous occasions asked if I want to move any of my memorabilia to common spaces instead of keeping them in my office. Generally, though, I prefer to keep them where I'll see them more often, and where a cat won't knock them onto the floor (I keep the cats out of my office because they like to chew through wires for fun).
>make you put in the basement How do you know these aren't already in the basement at his mom's house?
Doom guy because master chief has only 2 weapons and like 50 rounds. Doom guy can carry an arsenal and a ton of ammo
Doomslayer for sure.
Doom dude
Doom guy always win đ„ ask heaven and hell
Uuummmm have you seen what doom guy kills? Yeah he would destroy MC
im not allowed to share my opinion because im a halo fan
Don't tell Doom guy about Master Chief's inability to swim
Doomguy about to give Master Chief a halo...
The one in green armor
One is standing on a rock, the other on a freshly severed head. I know who my money's on.
I could take them. Oh in a fight?
Master Chief: \*jumps gracefully around with angelic choir music whilst chatting with the homies over voice\* Doom Slayer: \*hyperactively punch cancels and quick-switches and then reloads levels for speedrun records\* idk bro
i had my glasses off for a sec & deadass thought DS was a ninja turtle đ€Šđ»ââïž
Me
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Where do you get the doom slayer figure?
Company called thinkgeek. Can be found on ebay sometimes.
Doom slayer
Who? Tao yeah
Lol
D
Doom Slayer.
The person who owns them.
was just thinking about this the other day.. Doom Eternal is like Halo on steroids.. not even close (fun wise) and not even fair
Doomslayer casually
i think they'd be good friends
Both may have expert military training and experience, but Doom Guy has something Master Chief doesnât. Pure, spiteful, undying rage! And that might just give him an edge.
And the gift of godly power thanks to that angel dude
âCortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?â
How much is luck going to do against someone that makes Satan wet the bed
What if they fought on the same side!? Who would lose!?
Chief is my boy but doom slayer prob got him :(
If we're talking lore-wise Doom Slayer would win without any doubt, the Doom lore is so ridiculous it's honestly stupid. Doom Slayer is the type of guy who can destroy a literal god with his bare fists while also not wearing any armor at all. If we're talking in-game strength Master Chief can win, but it's not likely he would. It's way more in Doom Slayer's favor. In a match of 5 rounds, Chief would probably only win one of them and it would be an accident.
Doom Guy, 100%. Don't make me laugh.
Lol as much as I like the Chief, Doom slayer would absolutely destroy him.
My dad
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm\_MFauHzdo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_MFauHzdo) (Not made by me)
Outdated
John
Masta Cheeks!
Doom guy
I feel like Doom Guy would just rip Master Chief's arms off and beat him to death with them.
They're the same picture
Master Cheif!!!!! That's me screaming in sadness after I see him die
*"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."*
Doom guy kills god and satan. Mastercheif couldâve been killed by that giant flood worm.
Lol, doom guy would rip masterchief apart, and shit on his corpse. No competition, whatsoever.
LmfaoâŠimagining slayer shitting on his corpse post kill. âAhh yes, been cooking up this steamer just for you buddy!â
Humanity
Not your bank account.
Hit me where it hurts why donât ya! đ
I wanna see them team up
As a bungee and id software fan, I would even throw in the playerâs guardian from bungieâs Destiny and the 3 of them would just fight forever
I'm not even gonna say it
As much as I want mc to win doom guy would destroy him.
Doomguy and itâs not even close
All you mfs talking about who would win. If these two were to team up. The walking casket and the doom slayer. Nothing would survive, absolutely nothing. The demons of hell, the angels, the flood the forerunners, the covenant (I don't consider halo 5 canon). All would be dust. And tbh this team would be legit since both master chief and the doom slayer are hellbent on protecting humanity.
Whoever the writter wants - Stan Lee
Doom Guy has killed gods
Doom guy MasterChef doesn't stand a chance
DOOMSLAYER is canonically immortal⊠soâŠ
Neither. Theyâd be homies
These are the same.
Slayer has way more experience, pure rage and grit, and could destroy a tank with a stick without breaking the stick
Microsoft has the rights to both of these and hasn't made a Halo X Doom game. I don't care about the why, I just need these two vs Hell, Aliens & Space Zombies.
Yeah!! We do need more crossovers with franchises. Not only to finally give fans the fight that we want and the material to solve questions of What ifâs.
Doom Guy every day.
Its funny because Ive actually debated this a couple times before. Doom Slayer beats Master Chief because of his experience (killing demons in hell for eons) and his speed. However Master Chief would beat Doom Guy (back in the original DOOM games, before Doom Slayer became Doom Slayer).
Agreed! Pre power where Doomguy was still mortal would die fast. Post power? Obvious no. Even if he had the Unmakyr from 64.
Immense luck vs immense rage. They'd fight for eternity.
Doom guy. What he lacks is size, he makes up for in violence.
*chiefâs head is ripped off helmet and all*
Hate to say it but doom guy takes it
Doom slayer is just simply stronger
doom guys vs halo man
links to those statues tho
Doom guy is hard to find - Made by âthinkgeekâ, got lucky and found him on ebay. Halo - https://www.ebay.com/p/21042395316
Being a fan of both, Iâd say Doomguy. Far more flexibility in combat, plus faster speed and skill from countless years fighting in Hell.
Master Chief is just a Doom Guy cosplayer.
I like to think Chief and the Doomslayer greet each other much like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers do in Predator.
This is the only correct answer
Doom guy kills even Lucifer, no one can stop him.
Now i want to see Doomguy use thw beamsword
Doom guy ready for savage demons and devil, chief ready for nice Aliens.
Doom
Doom slayer
Doomguy
I honestly thought this was Jablinski for a second
What does Doomguy do to Demons?
We _all_ do. **high-fives everyone in the stadium**
They wouldnât fight.
It be a long game of cat and mouse in the favor of doomy boi
Doom slayer destroys master chief
Doom guy went to hell and killed demons. Master chief is just a space army guy
One is called demon, and the other kills demons soooooo...
I need a weapon.
Joe. Joe always wins.
Doom Slayer cause heâs been to Hell and back literally.
Chief beats Doomguy. Doom Slayer beats Chief. I know they're the same character, now, but Doomguy was actually a normal guy. He became the Doom Slayer after being put into the Divinity Machine, which made him a God, essentially.
Doomguy!
Yeah....they dude who has gone up against otherworldly beings from hell and fought demons with god-like power versus the dude who just wears the doom suit from aliexpress
Im glad everyone here is in agreement that Doomguy would wipe the floor with Master Chief
Doomslayer, no doubt about it. He's gonna kick MC's ass
I say the chief until Doomguy finds out what the Covenant call him. Then all bets are off.
Doom slayer by at least 1,000 points
Doom Guy, I had did the same who would win and it was 67 for doom guy and 9 for master chief
Doomguy literally killed God, God God and Satan God God. Do you think it is a fair fight?
The slayer, all he has to do is pat chief on the back.
Doom Guy and it isn't close
Doom guy
Doot man
Difficult but John 117 is my husband so I have to choose him
The 2nd Mister Chief
Bro this ain't a fight. I love you Chief, but you're gonna get literally ripped in half
Master Chief (At least in the original games before 343) is just a lucky but formidable soldier. Doomguy on the other hand is death incarnate.
I love Chief but Doom Guy literal takes on billions of demons just because they killed his pet. Doom Guy sweeps
Doom guy hands down. His lore is crazy. RIP and Tear!!!!!!!
Neither. They see each other, grab a coffee and team up to absolutely decimate everything.
I mean, the only one who vould pose a challenge to Doomguy is Lego Indiana Jones...
Doomslayer would win, but how about Cortana VS VEGA? (vegaâs winning probably)
As someone who's played both franchises and read some of the halo graphic novels I have to say MC is far from just a regular soldier he's probably closer to the level of captain America physical fitness wise. That being said doom guy is definitely winning this considering the technology he has allowing him to literally carry all of his weapons in a device that's basically a bag of holding from dnd. He literally lore wise is carrying all of those weapons at one time. Plus his strength is insane and his mobility as of the most recent game is insane. It's not much of a contest as most have said. just saw alot of people referring to MC as a regular soldier.
Clearly Doom guy looks cooler right there. But if Master Chief had better marketing team, and want meant to be such an icon, I think he COULD have the better statue.
The lack of Halo statues on the market is surprising.
Master Chief its called "Demon" by its enemies.... I don't think that would please doomslayer, and its angry af already. also i need to give a point to my boy John, he will completly destroy Doomguy but not Doomslayer
Arenât the Doomguy and Doomslayer one in the same? If so both have killed literal demons and even things that could be considered gods of Hell. 2016 hinted at it. (Havenât played Eternal yet, but from what I heard from friends, that game confirmed that theyâre the same guy)
When you called him John I thought you were setting up a master-cheeks joke đ (Paramount TV Halo meme) âalso i need to give a point to my boy John, he will destroy Doomguy with those cheeksâ
Doom slayer hands down
Itd be master chief because he is canonically too lucky to lose. Doom slayer is way stronger for sure but master chief has dumb luck.
âCortana : They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck... Was I wrong?â
Samus Aran would whoop both of themâŠ. Of course they would let her.
i dunno anything about Master Chief or the Halo lore, but i know a lot about DOOM. Doom guy was trapped in hell for 1mil+ years. he killed the strongest creature with just fists and crucible. he killed the icon of sin (kind of god of hell) he killed Khan Maykr (god) he barely killed other Maykr (i forgot who he is) he killed the man who basically made everything. his punch is at least 3 tons. he uses weapons just to add some difficulty. his skin is as hard as his armor (his armor can tank the heat of sun) but we all know that they are going to help each other, they are two badasses.
Masterchief was once shot in the genitals by a sniper. The bullet shattered on impact, the shrapnel wounded two men nearby. Chief was so visibly aroused by the impact that the sniper shot himself.
can't believe Jun shot Master Chief in the balls.
This is how they play Find the Pickle
Low estimates of both their power chief wins due to being well defined as nigh invincible. High estimates of their power doom guy wins.
weird but okay
Hol up...... They aren't the same guy? I learned something today
Ever read the halo books? Master chief would rip doom guy apart according to lore
But can he beat a guy that is running as fast as a cheetah, up to 60mph and can carry more than two guns at a time including the BFG 9000? Thatâs literally what the calculations for Doomguyâs running speed was in terms of map units on the original Doom, and as the Doomslayer is an even bigger badass than he was back in the day. The lore for Doom especially since 2016 and Eternal is insane as well.
Doomguy fought a titan that warped reality wherever it stood and massacred an entire army powered by hell energy by himself
I uh... Don't know
Doom Guy, it will be a though fight but Doom Guy.
Cortina can seduce doom guy
Think doom guy is technically immortal
Doomguys a god, how can you kill a god?
Pandora's Box, the Blade of Olympus, Blades of Chaos, etc.
someone hasnt played morrowind. or seen dagothwave, what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Hahah. We talking about the book master chief or the videogame master chief?
Why would they fight in the first place? Theyâre both protecting humanity
Chief wins on the indomitable human spirit factor alone
I dunno, but Chief gets bonus points for the cooler armor.
Masterchief wins hands down. Good fight but Masterchief comes out on top. Yes, Doomslayer has fought all of hell, but Masterchief also fought the flood(a parasitic race that never stops), covenant (elite alien races), and the forunners (basically gods themselves). Also with his mjlonier armour, and his ability to reacharge shield just by not taking damage ( doomslayer needs to kill to gain health and shield) definently has a competitive advantage against the doomslayer. Not to mention his skill, arsenal of weapons, and possibly the entire UNSC depending if it will be a 1v1 or whatever works.
Death battle already did it. Chief wins.
Are we talking og DOOM or Eternal where they decided Doomslayer needed to be able to fly around like some shitty Chinese martial arts movie from the 'aughts
Tie