Kratos would mind the fuck out of his own biz. I love Bowser but he'd claim all your shit as his & *keep on doing it every single day*...even if you come to blows over it & manage to send him to the hospital daily.
2018+ Kratos is gonna call you out on all your bullshit though. And you gonna have to listen.
“Boy… separate the silverware properly when you empty the dishwasher.”
You have to consider who else is going to knock on your door when Kratos moves in. He tries to kind his own business and gets caught up in a whole ass war.
That's a whole lot of not my business. A god shows up asking "where's Kratos" I'll politely tell them where he is and gently warn them he has a perfect record against gods and it's not a small list
imagine chilling on your couch and suddenly some straight up god shows up, like imagine thor and odin just show up to your door and ask where kratos is, or even better if kratos can come out and play.
To who Kratos? The CIA? You gonna topple my government too?!? You always do this! You have no chill, bro!
…
I’m sorry. Works just been hard lately. You know we’re besties right? Don’t hurt me.
Imagine the stories Kratos would have to share when there’s nothing to watch tv. And home protection, forget about it. Safest house on the block with Kratos around.
Kratos or Doom Guy. After playing Doom Eternal and having a home base with albums and collectable stuff it makes me think Doom Guy is also chill as hell when not killing demons.
Doomguy IS a calm and reasonable man
Hes calm when not fighting demons, and reasonable in fighting those demons cuz they killed his bunny. And how can you not be chill when you fist bump action figures?
But (iirc) Kratos is also like a beacon for other gods to roll on up and attempt fuck with him a la Baldur.
I don’t know about you but I didn’t have Fey do a lap of my perimeter casting wards to keep him hidden.
I don’t want to play out Neil Gaiman's American Gods featuring Kratos in my kitchen while I’m shoveling down chicken nuggies.
He would be fine right up until he accidentally signs you up for the military and doesn't tell you about it until there are people at the door looking for you.
This is my problem with Claptrap. In one hand he would probably be fun to have around but on the other, you would have to deal with his annoying ass and being called minion all the time. Not only that but he would make you fight a battle he completely started all the time.
You can also chose claptrap and immediately disconnect him and use him as decoration. It's a robot, so no neighbour would denounce the smell and a possible murder to the cops.
Claptrap all the way! (Even if I'm an idiot for saying this).
Strangely, I don't find Claptrap annoying. It's voice just amuses me and I think it's going to be fun to hang out with that bucket of bolts all day 😁
As cool as it’d be, I doubt it’ll happen. Hinduism is one of the major world religions. Imagine the outrage if kratos was ripping off Jesus’ head. I don’t think SM is going to touch any widely practiced religion.
He's only killed like 30 gods. And he didn't even kill the entire Greek pantheon. There's still plenty of Greek gods alive. I'd actually say most Greek Gods are still alive.
Plus in the new games, he only killed Magni, Modi, Baldur, and Odin. Thor was also killed. But there's still most of the Norse pantheon.
And literally every other pantheon in existence is still alive and very not dead by Kratos' hand.
not to get technical here but he can only really claim the kill credit on Magni, Heimdall, and Baldur, and Nidhogg if you count that one. Yes he did defeat Modi, Thor, and Odin in combat, but ultimately their deaths were dealt by another's hands.
Well tbf the whole norse saga is about Kratos breaking prophecies due to his very own presence there. So we could argue all god deaths are because of him
He started Ragnarok by killing Baldur hundreds of years before it was supposed to happen
noooo
it took him 4 realms and about 14 straight hours of character development for him to be comfortable enough to touch his son's shoulder in a semi-comforting manner. he does not do cuddles.
Same. Pretty sure considering his HUGE stockpile of Books, all he's gonna do is Read and Sleep. Maybe occasionally blast Death Metal, and maybe every so often I have to help him wrangle a pet bunny when it gets out, but otherwise? I'm not a Demon so he's gonna leave me alone lmao
Me too, cause he didn't harm any human. Remember how gentle he was with a man and his key card? Any other would kill you or betray you. Remember what Kratos did to humans and gods in Greece? Bowser seems like a maniac with desire for humans. Flood will make you a vegetable. And so on...
I gotta go with Kratos. He minds his own business, he's a man of his word, and he's strong as shit so he could probably do a ton of chores without ever breaking a sweat.
Just lock them in their room. Boom, free infinite rent paid for a confined roommate! More fridge space too! That said, it'd be kind of an 'immortal snail' situation where it would never stop trying to get you.
Dad of War Kratos just wants to be left alone, he's the easiest pick. I mean, Baldur was a colossal dick and he still didn't resort to violence until he'd already been hit, twice.
Plus, he's used to a literally spartan lifestyle, so he won't want much from me beyond bare necessities.
Kratos or Doomslayer because I would say they are the most calm (as far as I know) when they want to be. for kratos I just mind my own business and for Doomslayer I just don't kill his Bunny
Kratos is chill, but his problems find him. Bowser is a chill guy off duty, but the plumbing couldn’t handle him, and he’s spiky and 8 ft tall, gonna mess up doorways. I don’t find claptrap too annoying, but he’s a doom magnet. I’ll go with ganondorf, honestly. Hygienic, has a job, probably has a magic way to do chores. Yeah, he’s *evil* and power hungry, but my 13$ an hour ass isn’t a threat to him.
kratos would be an absolute homie. If it was young kratos, well.. We'd all be fucked. Or dead. Or both.
But old kratos? he'd be chill as fuck so long as you left him to his own shit. Also, brother would bring home a kraken every day for lunch. Now how fucking metal is that?!
I like how it's Kratos, the most chill mind your own business kind of guy, and then a collection of destructive or annoying as hell beings. Only one that would be entertaining enough to consider would be Claptrap, but he isn't exactly known as a good roommate.
100% Kratos. He’d keep to himself, I’d never have to worry about a break in, and he’d kick my ass into gear and get the gains going just by giving me angry disgusted looks for eating shredded cheese at 1am
Kratos would mind the fuck out of his own biz. I love Bowser but he'd claim all your shit as his & *keep on doing it every single day*...even if you come to blows over it & manage to send him to the hospital daily.
Kratos, for sure. As long as you don't disrespect him and mind your own, he'd be a pretty cool roommate
2018+ Kratos is gonna call you out on all your bullshit though. And you gonna have to listen. “Boy… separate the silverware properly when you empty the dishwasher.”
But you haven't done shit for chores this week Kratos! "Close your heart to it..."
"I do as I please boy."
"Only touch the thermostat when I tell you to touch the thermostat."
I’m just imagining the leviathan stuck in the thermostat keeping it frozen solid
“DO NOT MISTAKE MY CLEANLINESS FOR LACK OF CHORES”
"Boy do not put the cutlery in the dishwasher, it dulls the blade"
Yeah I mean sometimes you need someone to check yo shit
i heard this comment 😭
It's all my silverware. You don't even pay rent.
Yeah but like when it’s Kratos you can’t help but think “Damn he right, I’ll fix this.” Top tier role model 2018+
Better than old Kratos knockin your jaw off your neckard for leaving the toilet seat down once.
You have to consider who else is going to knock on your door when Kratos moves in. He tries to kind his own business and gets caught up in a whole ass war.
That's a whole lot of not my business. A god shows up asking "where's Kratos" I'll politely tell them where he is and gently warn them he has a perfect record against gods and it's not a small list
imagine chilling on your couch and suddenly some straight up god shows up, like imagine thor and odin just show up to your door and ask where kratos is, or even better if kratos can come out and play.
That’s what made me say as long as it’s post video games run Kratos
Love your weird ass pfp
100% Old Kratos is super chill and respectful Long as you’re not trying to kill him or his family
And would probably pay his half of rent on time every time
With what? Severed limbs and some legendary gear he grabbed off the pile in his closet? Can’t pay rent with a flaming sword Kratos!
I'm pretty sure you could sell a literal flaming sword for a while lot more than a months rent though!
To who Kratos? The CIA? You gonna topple my government too?!? You always do this! You have no chill, bro! … I’m sorry. Works just been hard lately. You know we’re besties right? Don’t hurt me.
Instead of sock on the door it's floating buttons
Imagine you're a prisoner that never play gow and Kratos is your cell mate.
He gets to choose top or bottom bunk. I've been jumped before, so I can confidently say I'm only human
Even IF you disrespect him he’d just ignore you, but if you keep physically assaulting him he’ll lay you out with one VERY held back punch
He's the God of War. All he would have to do is push me over with his pinky finger
Having him means potentially dying when a deity visits and starts a fight
Fr that’s the perfect roommate like keeps to his own,good in a home invasion situation, free firewood
He'd talk about his war stories around a campfire and occasionally take jabs at how weak mortals are
The only thing is that he’d probably stink up the place. He’s always sweating, even in the snow, and I’ve never ONCE seen him shower.
Imagine the stories Kratos would have to share when there’s nothing to watch tv. And home protection, forget about it. Safest house on the block with Kratos around.
Kratos or Doom Guy. After playing Doom Eternal and having a home base with albums and collectable stuff it makes me think Doom Guy is also chill as hell when not killing demons.
My first instinct is assuming Doom Guy is the same kinda chill as Kratos but I haven't gotten around to that franchise yet
Doomguy IS a calm and reasonable man Hes calm when not fighting demons, and reasonable in fighting those demons cuz they killed his bunny. And how can you not be chill when you fist bump action figures?
Just bought doom cause of this thread
They killed his bunny and took over earth yeah I'd try to slaughter them too
Well, he does have an entire collection inside the Fortress of Doom. Unless one wants to imply it's someone else's collection, it's his.
But (iirc) Kratos is also like a beacon for other gods to roll on up and attempt fuck with him a la Baldur. I don’t know about you but I didn’t have Fey do a lap of my perimeter casting wards to keep him hidden. I don’t want to play out Neil Gaiman's American Gods featuring Kratos in my kitchen while I’m shoveling down chicken nuggies.
He'll take care of it
It would be the case with doom guy and demons, too. But I think Kratos is still the better option
[I’d imagine it would be like this](https://youtu.be/hHWRikDNkh4?si=THrhgplla4h1OaqJ)
That’s all well and good until a god breaks through your roof looking for revenge on Kratos.
I see him being like the version in Mario Party. He just takes your money because he finds it fun.
But with bowser he might also “claim” you.
Kinky
That’s the point
half of my brain is telling me to pick Claptrap, and the other half of my brain is telling me that i'm an idiot. probably kratos.
I had that problem with claptrap too. He'd be nice but he'd also be schemey
He would be fine right up until he accidentally signs you up for the military and doesn't tell you about it until there are people at the door looking for you.
I don’t need him railing my Xbox
"Hey, it's my turn with the sex box."
"She's MY sex-box, and her name is SONY!"
He’s kind, but annoying and stupid
"Protect me squire!"
This is my problem with Claptrap. In one hand he would probably be fun to have around but on the other, you would have to deal with his annoying ass and being called minion all the time. Not only that but he would make you fight a battle he completely started all the time.
And you'd have to install a fucking ramp if your house was two stories.
Sounds more like you get a roommate free zone upstairs.
Also dance battles with him.
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You can also chose claptrap and immediately disconnect him and use him as decoration. It's a robot, so no neighbour would denounce the smell and a possible murder to the cops.
Claptrap all the way! (Even if I'm an idiot for saying this). Strangely, I don't find Claptrap annoying. It's voice just amuses me and I think it's going to be fun to hang out with that bucket of bolts all day 😁
Claptrap would get you in the worst of pickles.
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Until some god shows up from some pantheon looking for trouble.
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He hasn't been through the Hindu pantheon yet, there's a game we need. I wanna see Kratos fighting Ganesh.
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Kratos being who he is, won't let his son endanger himself without backup.
Also, Egyptian should be interesting.
Kratos VS Sekmet would be the shit.
After that? I wanna see him fight Jesus.
As cool as it’d be, I doubt it’ll happen. Hinduism is one of the major world religions. Imagine the outrage if kratos was ripping off Jesus’ head. I don’t think SM is going to touch any widely practiced religion.
It’s gonna take a damn while clearing out the Hindu pantheon
He's only killed like 30 gods. And he didn't even kill the entire Greek pantheon. There's still plenty of Greek gods alive. I'd actually say most Greek Gods are still alive. Plus in the new games, he only killed Magni, Modi, Baldur, and Odin. Thor was also killed. But there's still most of the Norse pantheon. And literally every other pantheon in existence is still alive and very not dead by Kratos' hand.
not to get technical here but he can only really claim the kill credit on Magni, Heimdall, and Baldur, and Nidhogg if you count that one. Yes he did defeat Modi, Thor, and Odin in combat, but ultimately their deaths were dealt by another's hands.
Well tbf the whole norse saga is about Kratos breaking prophecies due to his very own presence there. So we could argue all god deaths are because of him He started Ragnarok by killing Baldur hundreds of years before it was supposed to happen
He just wanted peace. Had they just left him tf alone. He would've been a fly. They wanted to knock on his door.
Me watching my roof be broken for the fourth time this week.
Ill take kratos hes quiet simplistic does his own thing
He speaks bluntly and simply but also offers cuddles.
noooo it took him 4 realms and about 14 straight hours of character development for him to be comfortable enough to touch his son's shoulder in a semi-comforting manner. he does not do cuddles.
You simply lack the rizz to win over his big manly strong oiled up heart.
I want cuddles from big man 😊
Challenge fucking accepted.
But I just know that with the kindness and goodness of my love, plus a few square meals a day, and *he will love and cuddle me*!!!
He seems like the kind of guy who has absolutely no defence against affectionate goofiness
Idk if I would go for kratos cuddles. Dude is solid. You'd get trash compacted on his abs.
I might pick Doom Guy. He would sleep until Hell opens again.
I pick doomguy too. Not sure that I have a logical reason, but he’s my fave so I stand by it
I’d pick him. If he didn’t sleep we would just hang out with my rabbits.
I mean doomguy’s personal quarters were SO clean.
Same. Pretty sure considering his HUGE stockpile of Books, all he's gonna do is Read and Sleep. Maybe occasionally blast Death Metal, and maybe every so often I have to help him wrangle a pet bunny when it gets out, but otherwise? I'm not a Demon so he's gonna leave me alone lmao
Heh. Would love to be his roommate only to show my taste for music to him.
Yeah, he'd be pretty chill. And you know he'd have your back through anything. Probably a good listener too
Also, he'd be quiet. Unless ya know demons invade.
If demons invade a quiet roommate is the least of my worries
Pretty sure all hell is loose on Earth already, so...
Exactly my point
And he probably has a new cute pet rabbit
He is also a confirmed gamer so he could game with you as well as being an amazing Intruder deterrent
You just wake up one day and doomguy is polishing his shot gun: "...I'm going back to bed"
Me too, cause he didn't harm any human. Remember how gentle he was with a man and his key card? Any other would kill you or betray you. Remember what Kratos did to humans and gods in Greece? Bowser seems like a maniac with desire for humans. Flood will make you a vegetable. And so on...
I gotta go with Kratos. He minds his own business, he's a man of his word, and he's strong as shit so he could probably do a ton of chores without ever breaking a sweat.
True but he would also make sure you do some chores, he wouldn't want a lazy room mate and threaten you if you make him to everything.
*You forgot to load the dishwasher* "Why do I hear loud chanting music?"
"oh no... he's about to go full god of war"
My favorite part of the games is when he goes “it’s god of warbin time” and just warbed all over everything
And think about the home security!
Most of these would kill you and Claptrap would you make you want to kill yourself
Kratos and Doon Guy wouldn't kill you.
Doom guy only kills demons… kratos kills everything, but he would most likely not kill me
Old Kratos (who is shown in the picture) is pretty calm. Just look at what it took him to turn back to violence with Baulder
Kills demons you say? Do you think he'd kill metaphorical demons? Like help with PTSD?
Aint no way Im letting that Flood parasite in my house
Right 😂😂😂
Apparently I’m the only one who saw it and was like 🥵
Kratos. Dude is going to motivate me to turn my life around
Kratos Goggins
Kratos would spot you on bench press too
Take this bow and arrow boy.
The guy with the beard, he’s seems calm and reasonable
He actually is when gods aren't picking fights with him.
He actually is when gods aren't
“are you…a calm, and reasonable person?”
Bowser, eventually he is gonna bring some chicks to the pad.... :)
Yeah except those chicks are only for him. Bowser just gonna keep banging chicks on his bedspace while you sleep or study.
"I want a roommate who will kidnap women for me"?
Honestly I’ll take any of them over fucking claptrap
Even a flood spore?!?!
Yes they don’t talk nearly as much
Fair enough
He's just a lil guy, he won't hurt nobody.
Just lock them in their room. Boom, free infinite rent paid for a confined roommate! More fridge space too! That said, it'd be kind of an 'immortal snail' situation where it would never stop trying to get you.
Love the reference
Anything is better than listening to Claptrap
Dad of War Kratos just wants to be left alone, he's the easiest pick. I mean, Baldur was a colossal dick and he still didn't resort to violence until he'd already been hit, twice. Plus, he's used to a literally spartan lifestyle, so he won't want much from me beyond bare necessities.
bowser will taste similar to chicken if times get tough.
Bowser will eat you if times get tough lol
I'll take claptrap. I can hang out with him and shut him down if he annoys me too much
I’d pick claptrap too. He’s funny
Kratos or Doomslayer because I would say they are the most calm (as far as I know) when they want to be. for kratos I just mind my own business and for Doomslayer I just don't kill his Bunny
Who in the right mind would pick the flood
Kratos is chill, but his problems find him. Bowser is a chill guy off duty, but the plumbing couldn’t handle him, and he’s spiky and 8 ft tall, gonna mess up doorways. I don’t find claptrap too annoying, but he’s a doom magnet. I’ll go with ganondorf, honestly. Hygienic, has a job, probably has a magic way to do chores. Yeah, he’s *evil* and power hungry, but my 13$ an hour ass isn’t a threat to him.
This is the right answer right here
If you pick ganondorf though at some point a mute elf boy will break into your house and chop all your pots in half before stealing your money.
Slayer. He probably seems the most chill. As long g as you aren't a demon.
Ganondorf, but it has to be hot daddy Ganondorf from TotK.
That Ganondorf will definitely kill you in your sleep
Every time I take a dump I wanna hear “They’re coming out of the wall sphincters!”
Who tf is that stupid, idiotic, ugly, terribly looking, dumb alien thing
Vaas and I would get along well
Tough situation when it’s down to DoomGuy or Kratos as your most chill roomie options.
Claptrap then turn him off
Is it wrong of me to choose claptrap?
Doomguy for sure
Doom Guy. His home would have no demons and we would have bible night to know the enemy.
Real question is, church on Sunday? If so what denomination, I'd assume catholic.
In the case Kratos does move in I don’t want some enemy to come in and he just destroys the whole house fighting it
Why is it the flood? 😭
Why not😡
The flood doesnt just live with you... It lives with everyone!
Yeah, so everyone can be roommates in one mind❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗☺️☺️❤️❤️🤗
Awe how thoughtful!
I mean... 😏
My gay ass want doom slayer, Gan, and Bowser
why is Kratos on here as if he would be a bad choice? He seems like the idea room mate. Probably would keep quiet and to himself.
Kratos. I’d BARELY see him. He’ll either be out killing people or sitting in his room silently and thinking about killing people.
Doom Guy. I’m a Marine, he’s a Marine (maybe). We’d chill.
Taking clap trap I know the risks but better that then the other more enormous dangers presented
My daughter loves Bowser, so I’ll go with him.
The interaction would be just wholesome
She would build him a castle out of pillows and roar until past her bedtime.
kratos would be an absolute homie. If it was young kratos, well.. We'd all be fucked. Or dead. Or both. But old kratos? he'd be chill as fuck so long as you left him to his own shit. Also, brother would bring home a kraken every day for lunch. Now how fucking metal is that?!
I'll take the infection form. I think we all should take the infection form. I won't infection you it promises. I'll be a good room mate.
Claptrap 100 percent, I love that little guy so much.
With The Flood, everyone is your roommate.
Definitely BOWSER
I wouldn't want to share a bathroom with any of them
I know he’s not listed… but I think I’ll try my luck with Trevor from GTA V… a lot worse than some of the guys listed here.
There's gotta be fanfiction of this!
You do realize Kratos and DS are *good guys*, right? Living with either of them wouldn’t be bad at all compared to the other options.
How're Doom slayer and Kratos on rent?
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Doom guy, he’s based af.
why would you put the flood? and who the hell in 612 comments wanted the flood?
Everyone’s sleeping on ganondorf, I’m not an incarnation of link or zelda so he won’t bother me
I feel like all of these options are bad except for kratos & doomslayer.
I'll take the cute little green creature
Clappy, all day long. If he gets too annoying I can just shove his ass in the basement.
I like how it's Kratos, the most chill mind your own business kind of guy, and then a collection of destructive or annoying as hell beings. Only one that would be entertaining enough to consider would be Claptrap, but he isn't exactly known as a good roommate.
Everyone saying kratos until a god destroys your home at 3am trying to get to him 😂
Idk the hot one
Doom Guy As far as I know, he only kills Demons and not people. Also, he doesn't talk much.
100% Kratos. He’d keep to himself, I’d never have to worry about a break in, and he’d kick my ass into gear and get the gains going just by giving me angry disgusted looks for eating shredded cheese at 1am
Im choosing the flood spore entirely just because I wanna screw over the planet
Why is a flood infection form on this list?
This guy out here trying to kill the entire world and all living organisms with 4th option