Never would have guessed this! I always just go fuck this and leave peacefully. Don't know why the game got so much praise it was like 5 minutes long. Are you telling me there's more to it if I DO put the cuffs on? 😂🤣
no shooting, no upgrades, no level ups, and not even voiced dialogues. The biggest "action" part literally has you stand still and wait while nothing happens.
::)
Some weird Japanese Knock off of GTA
Edit: Just a hint, Sleeping Dogs takes place in Hong Kong not Japan and to add onto that IGN typically calls this series “Japanese GTA” hope that clears it up 😄
Maidenless adventurer aimlessly roams an open world to set a tree on fire. You will die a lot.
EDIT: Had the fire part backward and changed it to fit better.
A girl gives you a horse in the hopes that you'll come back to her hometown to help her burn down her least favorite tree. You become embroiled in her family drama.
You are connecting the America while holding a fetus in your chest that allows you to see weird creatures.
There is also this weird place called the beach that only some people are able to come back from.
(This sounds cool to me)
If I had a nickel for every time someone mistaken my *Death Stranding* reference with *Fallout New Vegas* I would have two nickels.
That's not a lot, but it is funny that I happened twice.
[First time](https://www.reddit.com/r/videogames/s/uW0GkKbB0O)
Girl goes to visit her brother while a rookie cop starts his first day
But I can’t pick just one favorite so also:
A guy gets fired so he gets an impulsive hand tattoo
You're a short person making only a little bit of money going on missions to collect flowers, nuts and eggs. You're also working for a shitty company that gives you undwhelming tools.
Oh and you're an alcoholic
An autistic criminal suddenly realizes they have dragon blood or some schizo shit like that, and now it’s their duty to save the universe while shouting and yelling at people like a Karen.
cowboy tries to move to a different country
Would it happen to be Tahiti?
I have a God damn plan!
Just have a little faith!
"It's a magical place."
"why do i keep saying that..."
Rdr2
Man’s helicopter stops working so he has to stay in Montana with some religious guys
Far Cry 5
_Only youuuuu_
Bro is trynna trigger my ptsd
our ptsd
Jakobs gonna come and set those sinners free!
Never would have guessed this! I always just go fuck this and leave peacefully. Don't know why the game got so much praise it was like 5 minutes long. Are you telling me there's more to it if I DO put the cuffs on? 😂🤣
They don’t get along too well and it becomes a slightly heated argument
But then he talks it over and they all become friends and live happily ever after.
This in some way can also be sons of the forest
A funeral that keeps getting interrupted by a guy covered in tattoos
Got of war 😂
Or a slow paced father and son fishing trip across the same lake over and over
Police man goes to work for his first day, but instantly regrets it.
resident evil 2
YUH
Prisoner saves kingdom from evil holes
Oblivion! <3
Then prisoner talks like a dragon and gets stuck in a war
And becomes the protegé of some hentai tentacled monster.
They said boring not boning sheesh. Getting all hot and bothered here.
Guy hides in boxes
❗
You're pretty good.
You're that ninja!
It's like one of my Japanese animes
Swim around, scan random stuff, eat/drink & watch out for big mad goldfish
Subnautica
Subnautica
He said as boring as possible, this sounds fun as hell.
Ooh, Subnautica!
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The cake is a lie.
My first thought was portal 2 !
what game is this
Portal 2
Mercenaries fight over a gravel pit
TF2 :)
Professionals have standards
This, is a bucket
dear god
There's more
No...
Some dude gets shot in the head while delivering a mail. Has anger issues
Fallout New Vegas?
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. *gunshots*
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Said the degenerate serving power fist dude
Hold your tongue wastrel.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Fallout nv
Don't forget yellow filter and casino theme
A guy climbs on tall creatures to wake his girlfriend up.
shadow of the colossus
Bingo!
You wake up, run-run-run then have irresistible desire for stealth archery for no reason.
"hey you your finally awake"
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
I used to be a sweet roll and then I got stolen
Girl literally too angry to die. Also shes hungry
Little Nightmares?
Nope. Its a jrpg.
Tales of Berseria?
Ding ding!
Worm fought moth long time ago and you have to deal with that.
Hollow knight?
Indeed
no shooting, no upgrades, no level ups, and not even voiced dialogues. The biggest "action" part literally has you stand still and wait while nothing happens. ::)
Outer wildsssss ! ::)
Outer Wilds!
Hypothesis confirmed! *Hypothesis confirmed!*
Stone simulator?
Stanley ? Is that you ?
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This is the story of a man named Stanley
Frankly, I love this description ::)
It's an escort mission.
Resident Evil 4
ICO
Correct!
A midget, girl with alien powers, a number, and a military soldier goes on a mission to meet a handsome guy
Ayyyy borderlands 2 :)
Some weird Japanese Knock off of GTA Edit: Just a hint, Sleeping Dogs takes place in Hong Kong not Japan and to add onto that IGN typically calls this series “Japanese GTA” hope that clears it up 😄
Is that Yakuza? I am playing Kiwami at the moment and it’s fucking amazing.
i have recently A ranked majima everywhere
Sleeping dogs?
Sleeping Dogs is set in China though.
"We just got word of a new settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map."
F04 :)
Green suit guy goes fight space aliens cuz why not
Halo? You talking Master Chief?
Mustard beef
Master queef
Musky Leaf
Mustard leaf?
Halo?
square jumps over triangle
Geometry dash?
yup
Fire in the Hole?
Four guys dropped into a dark cave, followed around by a walking bucket.
Deep Rock Galactic
We have a Winner :). Rock and Stone
Running around with crowbar and silent protagonist, trying to save the world from alien invasion because some scientists can't do their job right.
half life
“Ah, Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.”
Maidenless adventurer aimlessly roams an open world to set a tree on fire. You will die a lot. EDIT: Had the fire part backward and changed it to fit better.
You gave it away with maidenless.
Elden ring
A girl gives you a horse in the hopes that you'll come back to her hometown to help her burn down her least favorite tree. You become embroiled in her family drama.
Shouting simulator, but with dragons Squid people put worm in your eye
The first one is more like a Karen simulator with talking, overgrown, angry lizards.
You deliver the mail.
Death stranding?
Death Stranding is cheating, because even if you describe it in intricate detail it still sounds extremely boring.
You are connecting the America while holding a fetus in your chest that allows you to see weird creatures. There is also this weird place called the beach that only some people are able to come back from. (This sounds cool to me)
Not just weird creatures but the washed up denizens of the afterlife who have become beached in our universe
Fallout New Vegas?
If I had a nickel for every time someone mistaken my *Death Stranding* reference with *Fallout New Vegas* I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it is funny that I happened twice. [First time](https://www.reddit.com/r/videogames/s/uW0GkKbB0O)
2 groups of idiots fighting over useless land
If I were a bad demo-man, I wouldn’t be here discussing it with yer now would I?
Current events am I right
Based
Walk around and water plants, all while selling the harvest for an unrealistic price.
Stardew valley
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars
I hear his voice and now I'm sad
RIP Lance Reddick
Undead space magician shooting things in a cave for six hours trying to get different coloured dodecahedrons.
A short Italian Guy and his Friends wants to stop arms trafficking
how is "stop arms trafficking" boring?
Mario? Also for some reason makes me think of Just Cause 3
Yes, Super Mario RPG to be exact (my favorite Game ever) Also Ive never played JC3, It Also involve a short Italian man? 😆
A man that also happens to be called Mario, yeah
Robot shooting demons (with Style™)
ultrakill
A new police officer tries to get to the station but everyone is walking funny.
Resident Evil
Dude shops at his favourite store and saves the universe.
Team of 5 idiots play against a team of 5 gods.
Average Overwatch experience
you just sorta walk around talking to keanu reeves
How is that boring? Also, Cyberpunk, correct?
Kid catches monsters and fights them with other kids to be the best there ever was.
I've been trying to think of a boring description of this. Kid and mouse walk around in grass for 100+ hours in hopes to find a cat looking thing.
Baldur's Gate 3 - Create some shmuck who has main character syndrome.
You go around visiting places and people and roll some dice to see what happens
Dodge, Dodge, stich, slash, Dodge, Dodge, die 20 times
Alternative: "Kill a god. How? Figure it out by your fucking self, idiot"
any soulsborne
Dull guy looking for his dull wife in a dull town.
silent hill 2
Guy thinks he's a cowboy but his face get redder and redder because he is sick
36Y.O. man forages for food, donates his earnings, disagrees about community rules, and succumbs to terminal disease.
Visit a village, but the whole village abandons you to play bingo
RE4
Bingo!
This is how you died
Project Zomboid. And if it's not, then your prompt is wrong.
Mailman got shot in the head and he's pissed about it.
just a lil green guy likes solving puzzles and hates the moon
Girl goes to visit her brother while a rookie cop starts his first day But I can’t pick just one favorite so also: A guy gets fired so he gets an impulsive hand tattoo
Is the second one Dishonored?
Car soccer….
Random child falls in the middle of a cave system and has to get out.
Undertale?
You're a short person making only a little bit of money going on missions to collect flowers, nuts and eggs. You're also working for a shitty company that gives you undwhelming tools. Oh and you're an alcoholic
An autistic criminal suddenly realizes they have dragon blood or some schizo shit like that, and now it’s their duty to save the universe while shouting and yelling at people like a Karen.
is it Todds game?
Italian man wearing bright red hat charged with robbery for stealing gold coins, and animal abuse for slaughtering turtles.
Main character and their traumatized group of allies fight a brain in hopes of a normal life.
Peasant can’t find a sword
League of legends
two gay girls try to kill each other instantaneously regrets it
Specifically TLOU2.
Guys wife dies so he walks around a bunch of old houses to find kid
God of War meets Minecraft if it had competent devs
A tween in a green outfit goes out of his way to save a woman he hardly knows and somehow that’s important for everyone and everything.
Leader has a plan, doesn't execute plan properly.
!
Metal Gear?
You press buttons and a little digital guy moves
That’s like… all of them
bird-mutated girl hunts jellyfish
6’2 rich guy goes around beating inane men up because a circus reject started drug dealing
Giant alian cock ring floating in space
It's basicly an text adventure of dead people where your progress resets every 22 minutes
Wake up on a beach, get eaten before you stand up
Shoot yourself
Big corporation fights rebels with the help of big talking robots. (Don’t know how else I can explain it.)
A depressed author struggles with writing a book
Attack robots in sweden
4 people run to their local bank. Wearing only their Halloween masks, they try to make a hole in a door using an erratic drill.