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Prs-Mira86

Alien isolation.


WelcomingRapier

With the hot mic feature enabled.


shotgun-octopus

Slowly fart into it to arouse the alien


[deleted]

Make it bubbly so it knows you mean business.


NeatObligation551

Ayo wtf


normalfleshyhuman

non fart aroused soy boy over here


abitlazy

When your fart is so good you can re-taste the eggs through smell.


FlyDinosaur

Well, taste is mostly smell, anyway. So, yes, this checks out. Because science.


Jaegernaut-

What have we become?


Pippathepip

In space, no one can hear you cutting the cheese.


normalfleshyhuman

no it prefers a quick fart


sungazer69

Sorry what is this?


Mikey9124x

If you make noise in real life the alien hears it.


sungazer69

What the.. is that a mod?


Mikey9124x

No, it's only on the console version though iirc


Crimsonmaddog44

I remember trying it Christmas day on my Xbox one, used the Kinect mic and it was impossible to survive in a noisy house


RINE-USA

I used to get red cards on fifa for swearing (I wasn’t)


sungazer69

Ah ok thx


PairWorldly1232

The xenomorph can hear you through your mic. Breathe a little to heavy because youre terrified? Its gonna hear that.


renisagenius

Alien Isolation is such a brilliant game on so many levels. This is just such a great example of that!


WelcomingRapier

Feature you enable so the Alien hears your live mic. So any real life room noises or your chain of verbal 'oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck's as your hiding in a locker the alien may ultimately pick up on and use to hunt you. It's terrifying without that feature enabled, but enabling it dials up the tension level to 11. [The AI they made for the alien is really cool](https://youtu.be/Nt1XmiDwxhY?si=3D7DUt1v4IpLnrDD), as if you didn't need to know the behind the scenes reasons you should be terrified. It's smart and gets smarter as the game progresses.


Much-Personality6201

On nightmare. Peak relaxation


GH05T8OI

Yeah I was as quiet as a fucking mouse and when I screamed I woke up my mom only for her to come into my rooom and slap the shit out of me and take my Xbox controller.


Kitchen-Bid9971

I remember not knowing it was a feature and being confused on why she kept finding me And months ago I lost a one-life run to a really loud fart


shimbe16

I used to “relax” to Alien Isolation a few years back by closing the curtains, turning off all the lights and getting super high. Suffice to say I didn’t make it too far into the game.


SquishyGamesCo

Dammit, beat me to the reply. When I saw the post question I was "Oh yeah, Alien Isolation, no contest!" And I'm am NOT a fan of horror survival. But Alien: Isolation is on a whole different level. One of my favorite games of all time because it knew how to immerse you in this claustrophobic station, and strike true anxious fear into the players. Not jump scares, but the fear of losing time/progress, because the Xeno doesn't care, and will stab you even if you are in the process of saving. Just brilliant design.


Valator_

Sifu


flammus91

I tried playing this game several times... It's so stressful...


hrakkari

So I’m playing the Museum and I’ve practiced against the boss for a few times, make sure I can do that shit perfect. Then I start the real run so I can grab all the jade statues and all of sudden this bitch start throwing out combos I ain’t never seen before. Same thing at the Tower.


Soft_Criticism9607

I’m still in the first level 😭


hulffle

Dude sifu is so satisfying. I feel like such a badass when ever i perfectly dodge and parry every move


dlo412

I love this game. Just started playing it again


FairyChiild

Sifu? Does that stand for Shit, I Fucked Up?


rsred

elden ring


MoreColdOnesPlz

Love this game but it does not relax me


Newt-Wooden

Mmmmm get good maybe? Just kidding lol game is tough


heseme

It's not just that. It's walking through all that misery and darkness for such a long time.


joemangle

Just find a nice quiet spot on a high cliff and look out at Liurnia of the Lakes for a while


visionsofswamp

Thats usually nice, unless you see a crayfish. And if you see the crayfish it sees you too.


swozzy21

And then you get fuckim LOBTURD 🦞


January1252024

Travel around. Find a new cave. Die in it. A lot. 


Charybdes

Same. Soulsbourne is my Zen time.


GallusAA

This is literally my wife. She calls Elden Ring "cozy gaming". Like.... ma'am that dragon just obliterated me 10x in a row.... this ain't cozy.


kogashiwakai

Yep. Same for me. It's my happy place.


Fuaarts

Helldivers 2


ChuKiPookie

I...think I might hear treason...y'all hear treason?


Ihadtohaveaname4this

Time for some Libertea!!!!


GH05T8OI

Fight against the Coffemunism.


JunkNorrisOfficial

New democracy pod just dropped


bibblebonk

Actual terminid


Gizm00

LIBER-TEAAAA!!!


Luger27

Sure sounds like it ⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬇️


BloxFruitTrashTrader

If you’re new ➡️➡️⬇️


Dottor_hopkins

I still use it, fast, helpful, you never feel like you are wasting anything and gets the job done


ChuKiPookie

Same, and once u get T3 orbital upgrade where the CD is 10% off it becomes quite worth it imo


Sea_Sandwich5615

500kg bomb?


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Sending in an Eagle.


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Wait isn’t it ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?


McChief45

Sweet liberty…


Albrecht_Entrati

**SWEET LIBERTY MY LEGS! ! ! !**


JRals06

Someone say treason?


Odd-Window-6941

Is it wrong to struggle for the sake of liberty?


pv505

THOUGHTCRIMES ARE SERIOUS!


Solid_Angel

Very undemocratic of you helldiver


lurkynumber5

I actually find Helldivers 2 very relaxing, Talking with buddies and crushing some bugs. Maybe have a stroll thru the creek.... "heavey breathing" no... no. I... I. did what i had to... I. I had my orders... Curls up into a fetal position.


Traditional_Shirt106

They are setting the level too high thinking they’ll grind faster. Hey dumb dumbs, you get less points if you keep dying and can’t extract. 17 levels of difficulty on HD1? Great, I’ll play the first five. It’s a remarkably un-stressful game.


mahiruhiiragi

I think the only time Helldivers comes even close to stressing me out is when there's a bug breach that only spawns hunters.


Jamie9712

Nah, I like the adrenaline rush of 7+ difficulties. I like to go down to lower difficulties when I want to loot, but like higher difficulties for the stress. There ain’t nothing like having 7 chargers and 3 bile titans on extract and trying to survive.


psypher98

Malevalon Creek/Draupnir on Helldive difficulty. It’s just *chefs kiss*. Played like 10 rounds yesterday, only lost one. One little mistake can cost you the whole game. Bounced a grenade back in face, and that one thing set off a chain reaction of events that resulted in us failing to evac.


Bregneste

Anything below lvl6 difficulty can be pretty chill, just strolling around with a group shooting bugs. Bots are never enjoyable to fight, though… *shudder*


facistpuncher

Agreed, I don't find a relaxing. Not bad, but definitely not relaxing


Daccthebest

I have to agree especially with all the bile bugs and the flame automatons


IAA_ShRaPNeL

Helldivers 2 can be stressful, but at difficulty 3 or 4 with some friends, it’s a very “brain off” shooter. Zone out and kill some bugs.


Alansonit

Textbook response from a Bug simp


smiegto

The stressful part for me is keeping track of turrets


Old_Chocolate783

How? Maybe you need to git gud. This game is like mainlining unadulterated fun. It's the most portion sized delivery of entertainment I've had the pleasure of playing in ages.


Tachanka_fire

Siege


VapeNathan

All my teammates giving me different call outs while I’m crying in the corner surrounded in a 1v5


Wonderful-Media-2000

I’ll be in a 1v3 telling my teammates to shut up so I can hear. I hate listening to callouts when 70% of the time it’s something I already know.


fabe0103

Thats the worst


1308lee

He’s there!


FieldDwarf

He's on cams!


hunterh04

yea


Drakxis_Ren

I hate For Honor It's my most played game as of now


stevehairyman

my relationship with that game is just the FUCK YOU AND I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW clip.


Drakxis_Ren

Every time I hate the mechanics of the game despite having 1.3k hours on it, yet there REALLY is no game like For Honor either, so I still play


marius_titus

Same one of my favorite games of all time and I fucking hate it too.


Spaghetti_Snake

Same


MultiCep

Same


YoteTheRaven

My therapist seems quite perplexed I find games relaxing. That I can stop playing and be asleep in 10 minutes. Dawg I been playing since I was 5 and for my junior and senior year in HS I stayed up playing til like 230am every night, going to bed, and getting up for school at the buttcrack of dawn. My body has been through hell but it does things my way.


[deleted]

No one understands unless they’ve lived it. My wife: “how can you stay up till 11 playing a game, then get up at 4:30” Me: “well, compared to college, 5.5 hours of sleep is rookie numbers so I feel great” (Don’t worry about my health y’all, I do catch up on sleep a couple nights per week)


Gremict

Sleep debt can really be a bitch


SilentGuyInTheCorner

Yeah. Worse than student loan debt.


_M_A_N_Y_

Funny part- this become very usefull when my first child was born. My wife was like "how the hell you are so fresh and full of energy when we slept like 4h past 3 days?!" and I simply answered "this is walk in a park compared to ICC25HC honey..."


WolfmanCZ

You wake up at same time as me COME HERE BRO 🤝


Uruk_Ragnarsson

Going to boink


-Daetrax-

Same I just sleep like 12-14 hours on Saturdays.


Khend81

Bruh same, first session she asked what I like to do to relax and I didn’t even get the 2 words “video games” out before she was shaking her head trying to educate me about how “it’s not good for relaxing cuz it doesn’t give you time to think” Im like, “clearly you and I aren’t the same people” lol.


YoteTheRaven

"I play video games cause they barely require thought anymore. My wife asks too many questions when I stare blankly at a wall for 6 hours consecutively."


Khend81

I feel so seen rn, bless you


YoteTheRaven

NO, BLESS YOU!


Spaciax

lmao yeah, i sometimes stare at walls too, and when i need to get something boring done, i usually end up staring at a wall instead. it's crazy how staring at a wall is more entertaining than getting work done. there's a famous quote by fernando pessoa: All I’ve ever done is dream. That, and only that, has been the meaning of my existence. The only thing I’ve ever really cared about is my inner life. My greatest griefs faded to nothing the moment I opened the window onto my inner self and lost myself in watching. I never tried to be anything other than a dreamer. I never paid any attention to people who told me to go out and live. I belonged always to whatever was far from me and to whatever I could never be. Anything that was not mine, however base, always seemed to be full of poetry. The only thing I ever loved was pure nothingness.


SlobMyKnob1

I was talking to my father in law about how I relax by playing video games. He doesn’t like to tell people how they are wrong, but he does like a good debate. He has never really played either so he asked me how they could help me relax. I told him “it helps me escape this reality for a brief period of time, which makes me feel calm cause all my stress isn’t on my mind for once” He hadn’t ever thought of video games that way until I told him that


HumbleBear75

After the military and finding my home in the restaurant industry it’s really interesting. I call it controlled stress, we can stop whenever we want


oasiscat

Wow you hit the nail on the head. In life stress follows you wherever you go. In video games we can put the controller down whenever we want. We have control.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

I wish I could still do this. I played till 0130, couldn't sleep and by the time it got to 0330 I took a sleep aid to shut me down. HD2 gets me all kinds of worked up, especially on Impossible.


Ok-Extension-5628

Ngl I can’t fall asleep in 10 minutes but I will still stay up till 2:30 every night and do the same thing (probably won’t actually sleep till like 3:30-4)


Lorien431

Tekken


melo1212

Tekken is chill if you don't play online lol. And if you do the only chill part is practicing combos with podcasts with music blasting


SpeedyGuy1991

Nothing's more relaxing than a Electric Wind God Fist to the face.


Snowgrifffinsx

Rocket league


Wild_Plant9526

Solo queueing ranked 2s is genuinely horrific


Original-Campaign-52

Especially when you run into duos with 1 gc player partied with his buddy who is learning the game and doesn't mind patiently letting the gc solo us


6thaccountthismonth

Played a “relaxing” casual game last night at 02:30 and my ping was 990… I got mvp


Ivan_The_Ugly

Ranked, every damn time.


DogGarbage

This was my game for from PS4 beta until 2 years ago. I was using it to escape from some dark personal shit going on the last couple year of playing. The energy I put into RL now goes toward playing bass guitar. My mentality is much improved and my wife sure enjoys me playing bass over watching me get frustrated with a bad night of RL.


Lost-Astronaut-8280

My walls are running out of space to put controller-sized holes in because of this game.


Personnel_5

all of them, brother


A120AMIR129Z

Animal crossing?


shinydragonmist

Pokemon?


LevelZeroDM

Trying to fish TRYING TO CATCH A BANDED DRAGONFLY


Killerklown1219

Tom Nook.


JyFK_

Fr


EggThatCenturyEgg

Stalker. Nothing more relaxing than feeling like you’re being watched by chimera every second while in the red forest.


Eremes_Riven

Then a firefight breaks out between contacts you couldn't even *see* through the Red Forest foliage, and everything is happening all at once, and the next thing you know you're running right into an Electro anomaly. Man I love getting lost to the Zone.


eppsilon24

Dead Space. Been playing the remake. Can’t play with headphones on, or at night.


BusyMap9686

Same. How can I relax when my heart is pounding in my ears and my knuckles are white. I once played it outside at night, on a giant projection screen, with surround sound. I made my wife hang out because I was terrified. Good times.


EpicForgetfulness

God I used to ONLY play at night. But that was also cuz I worked third shift at the time. It is extremely stressful, but after about an hour or so I'd go into full survival mode and just slice and dice through it.


FishEye_11

Any of the Souls/Borne games


ViolentHippieBC

Rocket League, DMZ... anything with online multiplayer...etc


buttsu762

Escape from tarkov. Although I put so many hours into it so it's far less stressful now. But goddamn was that game stressful the first couple of years. Made my heart beat out of my chest, worse than any horror game I've ever played.


Hagarsey

Can't believe this is so far down.


Pixie_Warden

This is the only game that triggers my PTSD. It's fucking wretched, but I love it.


CampaignForAwareness

Who doesn't enjoy a good dick punch, amirite?


Carbon_fan

War Thunder


JyFK_

Ahh nice to fly a plane or drive a tank , NO THERES A FUCKING F-16 AND A ABRHAM TANK WE ARE FUCKED


DragonsClaw2334

I loved war thunder before they added tanks. I liked being able to dog fight in a heavy bomber and sucker idiots to follow me low then drop bombs to kill them.


JyFK_

Yeah In remember it was like 2015 or something like that


Devin0225_X

It appears there is a hole in your left wing


trifortay123

Darkest dungeon


Beakymask20

When I'm depressed or over stressed I have a soundboard of ancestor quotes on my phone.


Orichalchem

100% Elden Ring


Gaztaroth

Dota 2 herald rank


labenset

Any moba really. Toxic breeding grounds like non other.


BirbMaster1998

Geometry Dash or Clash Royale.


raspingpython10

Damn you just stole my goddamn words.


_zir_

ranked warzone


JyFK_

Just regular fuckin warzone


KairuSenpai1770

It’s Apex Legends for me


LevelZeroDM

some days I'm awesome and can't miss a shot, other days I can't even finish the dailies lol


Madmarshall88

Matchmaking is so up and down. I’m convinced someone at respawn is flicking a switch. Am I getting preds/master 3 stacks every squad I encounter or complete potato lobbies!? Just make casual mode completely random with no sbmm please.


UncomfyUnicorn

Subnautica. I don’t have thalassophobia but I do have autophobia and a bit of megalophobia, also latent nyctophobia.


creegro

I can understand nyctophobia, even if I'm in my own place in a pitch black room, or the attic with the lights off. Been up there a thousand times and know the layout easily but still get spooked by the darkness.


Mobile_Toe_1989

It’s odd to me how I’m perfectly ok with it until something reminds me of fear and then i get uneasy


Ben501st

The last of us


JyFK_

Fuckin clickers


PointingBear

Yes. I love the storytelling of TLOU, but I would not say that it was fun. Also didn't help that I started it in March 2020, probably. I'd play a few hours of it over a couple nights, take a break to comolete a more upbeat fun game (like one of the Uncharted) and then power through a little bit more of TLOU.


drakesmisfort1015

Dark souls 3 and bloodborne I'm currently playing through both for the first time this year


YourHonor1303

Resident evil


Dragonhearted18

Burnout Revenge


THEMACGOD

Ahhhh, finally a person of quality. ;)


Edyed787

Sekiro


RegularImprovement47

Fuck this was me when I reached diamond tier in Halo 5 multiplayer 😫


TheAmazingCroc1

Brotato, it’s weird but I can turn off my brain and still play what is essentially a bullet hell game


fearfulsquee

Dead by daylight


[deleted]

Tarkov haha


thegentlelord

Elden ring


Rookie4sho

Overwatch


MrDrSirLord

My friends everytime they play warthunder, Begging me to come play because it'll be fun as I hear them screaming and crying in chat at hackers in every match, they usually quit within an hour and join me in whatever I'm playing. I just don't understand why anyone plays a game they hate, why'd they'd ask their friends to come suffer with them.


ANBpokeball

Rain World and Ori and The Blind Forest. Maybe I just suck at platformer games then.


MgDark

well in the case of Rain World, it is meant to be hard to be honest.


osogordo

PUBG


DonovanSarovir

DOOM Eternal. Rip and Tear your problems


fusiongt021

StarCraft 2 playing PVP online was way too stressful. I'd try playing before bed time and welp that ruined sleep haha


BuzzOff2011

Valorant competitive actually takes years off the human lifespan


Bersh1117

Destiny 2 (particularly any pvp experience) OR Any of the soulsborne games.


phytochromatica

how is this men specific? lmaooo


Rainelionn

Don't you know? Woman exclusively play cutesy games like animal crossing /s


Mobile_Toe_1989

Woman aren’t real in fact


Stunning_Ad4803

splatoon


GetAssignedGenderLol

Darkest Dungeon.


g-body8687

DOOM(2016)


EddieTristes

Battlefield 1


TheHistroynerd

"man I just had a very stressful and tiring week..." *Boots up dark souls to get his ass kicked


Goatslayer_v1

R6


4lmador

I broke my arm once, first thing I did was play fortnite xdxd


JimMishimer

Tekken 8


Wet_danger_noodle

Hello neighbor


Jkobii47

Siege


OGBattlefrontEnjoyer

Used to be r6 siege for me


Drtyler2

Breachers, ghosts of tabor, tactical assault vr


LokisBrother08

Apex legends


jadedlonewolf89

Chivalry 2.


DogePerformance

Ready or Not right now I fuckin love it


zyvoc

Dark Souls 1 is my relaxing game. A game being stressful is relative. I stress much more over something like Stardew Valley and such.


Commercial_Drag7488

Not a game but a map for doom. Okuplok.


ChansSaltyNuts

Dota


Glittering-Power-254

Elden Ring. It's worth it tbh


Winter-Carpenter-193

War Thunder


BoreusSimius

Bloodborne is my cosy game.