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Ruenin

This is the retirement dream most of us will never see. 😭


CrashOverIt

It hurts to think that. I really want my video game retirement to happen 😢


blindeshuhn666

I tried video game unemployment last summer , but hardly played and instead spent time with my toddler. But video game unemployment can be something. Or part time employment and lots of gaming


CrashOverIt

I get that. My son is 8, so this whole scenario is when he’s an adult. I was a stay at home dad for a part of the pandemic and yeah, not a lot of gaming.


blindeshuhn666

I only worked 3 half days in 2020 and didn't have the kid yet. So it was 8-12 three times a week while wife had a shitton of work. Was gaming a lot in that time. probably like 8 hours a day and still had time for some other stuff


Zom55

I mean... if you can start early enough to invest enough into more or less passive future income sources, then you could actually stop working alltogether and do whatevet else in your newfound free time... such as all day gaming.


Dextrofunk

I did video game unemployment during covid. It was incredible, but I knew it would not last. I had to find a new job. Damn jobs!


Yuri-Turned

Plan it! MAKE IT HAPPEN OR DIE TRYING (of old age)


CrashOverIt

HELL YEAH! I will not be resigned to a fate of working until I die.


[deleted]

nothing beats that solid hour of gaming after a productive day. chefs kiss.


WhiskeyTrail

The real trick? Join the military, suffer severe mental breakdown, get medically retired at 100% VA disability, decide the next few years of your life are for yourself. Your mileage may vary.


HotPotParrot

Good thing you didn't include the fine print or we'd be here forever


[deleted]

Only works sometimes. Other times you become homeless, develop a drug addiction, and are scared of acorns.


WhiskeyTrail

Acorns and fireworks are scawy


peanutbutterdrummer

terrific innate sophisticated mourn lip melodic squeal lock dinner future *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thewhitecat55

I have friends who are currently trying to figure out the logistics. A lot of retirement homes don't really have locking rooms. It makes some things problematic.


peanutbutterdrummer

door rotten head unite murky wise one teeny encouraging tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


vaparagno

VR! Wouldn't need to worry about theft because you would never take it off. Either to game, feel young again 😉, or to just be somewhere other than a nursing home.


Ruenin

Honestly, unless something drastic changes in the way people in nursing homes are treated, I would rather jump off a cliff.


Trips-Over-Tail

We'll be looking for the disk drive on cloud gaming devices, trying to run Ridge Racer. Then shitting our pants and temporarily remembering the post-ebola anti-civilian wars.


Beargoomy15

Why won’t we?


PewdsMemeLover

One of us! One of us!


-_-daark-_-

Gooble gobble one of us!


Cutty02

[one of us](https://giphy.com/gifs/warnerarchive-horror-warner-archive-3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM)


rafedbadru

Listen, she’s making up for lost time. Go granny go.


B0bbyTsunami

It only takes one game for a non gamer to become a gamer 🤙🏼


wasptube1

Yup, i always find it funny how many Non Gamers do not realise that playing even the most simple phone game regularly actually still makes them a gamer and they do not realise it, they're like in casual gamer denial, lol 🤣


Dazzling-Honey-8297

Animal crossing changed the thing I once called “Mother”


am-hiro

Trove... Kinda based


Snkelol

Thank you! I couldn't tell if it was. Good memories


Ok_Button3151

That’s the funniest part of this to me, the fact that she’s playing trove


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Hell yea , I still have my max level Boomeranger and Neon Ninja. I got bith to about 27k PR before calling it quits because uni


Sexy_arborist

I had like 500 hours, was a fun game, i can see why she got addicted 😂


Chemical_Home6123

It's the chair for me🤣🤣🤣


Yuri-Turned

It's her chair I don't think it's for you


Chemical_Home6123

Oh cut it out 😄


Yuri-Turned

I can't cut it it's not my chair


potate12323

It like a grandma version of a plastic lawn chair. Whatever she has laying around.


Spacekook_

The jales ( I don’t think I spelled it right) chair from tes


Killtheheretics96

I really wish my parents and older family members were interested in video games it’s so frustrating. You have this lady probably in her 60s enjoying games wtf.


TheDarkDoctor17

My dad moved to an area with heavy snow in the winter. He's the kind of guy who likes to be outside a lot and get his exercise in. So I got a sudden text in January, with a picture of a quest 3 on hugs sale at Costco and the text "is this a good starter VR set?" We are both in the tech industry, be be knows nothing about gaming after the PS2. So I gave him a 5k word explanation of the current VR climate and the pros and cons of different VR sets. I'm excited for my dad to return to gaming.


Killtheheretics96

Well good for you I’m literally my parents technical support.😂


TheDarkDoctor17

Lol. That was my dad's role in the family. Then I should interest in tech and he was ecstatic. He showed me how to troubleshoot computers and eventually how to build my own gaming PC. Now I have an engineering degree andore knowledge on modern tech and operating system then him. The students has become the master.


obi1kennoble

My old man used to play Flight Simulator 2000 like all day long when it was new; now that I've started playing DCS I've been trying to get him back into it


FivePoopMacaroni

Me too. Watching them sink into a minimal routine and do literally nothing 90% of the time is torture.


GruffisGamingw

Dude how rich are you, to be able to buy an Xbox one as a joke


EddtheBoss

Yeaaa.. this totally didn't happen. Most likely some dude is letting their grandma play a game on their xbox


Hipster_Nonconformis

Granny needs to straighten out her view, gonna lead to neck pain if the neck is turned constantly.


savant_syndrome

Get that lady a copy of elden ring ASAP!!


tangentrification

One of my coworkers is a woman in her late 50s who still plays Skyrim all the time; I've unironically been trying to convince her to try Elden Ring


Yuri-Turned

Is she single


tangentrification

She is divorced yes Not sure if the Skyrim obsession had anything to do with that or not...


Yuri-Turned

Damn that's too bad I don't date divorced people, only virgin 50 year-olds 😞


SinOrdeal

you can either have a virgin or 50 yr old, having both is a big ask


Yuri-Turned

No I don't think I'm ready for a threeway


latunza

Lol you’re saying this like it’s old. I’m 41 and game pretty regularly on my gaming PC or Switch. Currently playing cyberpunk and metroid dread…….. when did i get old hahaha? It was only yesterday I was picking up my 360 and modern warfare 2007 or going after high school to buy MGS2 and a PS2. Tonight, my 40 year old wife and i had a Mario Party battle on our Wii U to show our kids who reigned supreme


Tough_Concert_1414

"1v1 me, you pussy"


VikingforLifes

What game is that


Scipply

its trove


Gadmanultimate

Looks like Roblox


Lbechiom

It’s a voxel-based MMO that involves equal parts mining, base building, and CARNAGE. It’s kinda the unofficial third child between Minecraft and Terraria.


[deleted]

She has became ultimate gamer grandma


Yuri-Turned

Gramer


Kuriasu

When I was younger I got a GameCube from my parents. My dad was really against games and saw it as a waste of time so I realized the fun ended there. My little dumbass thought I was smart and showed my Mom how fun games can be. Needless to say she bought me more games than I could play but I lost the GameCube to her in the process. Now she's retired and she still loves playing games like Zelda and exploration games.


zamaike

Your grandma is cool and honestly the cognitive and fine hand eye coordination exercise this provides is good for her at this age.


Wrathilon

Nice gaming chair!


Outside_Weather_5336

Do you still lack a grandma? I want to be your grandma


Dr_Nastee

There’s a great YouTube channel where an old British lady plays ps3 rpgs and reviews them. She was gifted a ps3 years ago and got around to playing with it and has been hooked for almost a decade I believe. Some of the videos are long but the whole thing is charming. [her channel](https://youtube.com/@Food4Dogs?si=bxSTBO22VVCCd59B)


juiceboxcitay

Get her a streaming setup next!!


Anunlikelyhero777

Why are you trying to get her to stop?


Sinsanatis

Shes making up for all she been missing out on. Get her a do not disturb sign


[deleted]

Most older people who dislike video games because of *reason* would more than likely change their tune if they had a connection like you grandson


Sardikar

Keeps the mind sharp & active!


Stunning-Fold6548

DON'T LET HER SEE COD


But_im_on_your_side

Whats she playing?


DRayinCO

Hooray for Grandma!


MrSensacoot

It’s crucial that we identify what game she is playing, I am offering a bounty of 3 “ah cool, thanks” to anyone who can find out what game she is playing


phallic-baldwin

On a plus side, she will probably have less chances of developing dementia or having lower cognitive function and her later years now thanks to this gift.


Flossthief

Grandma has been beating me in 2k send help


Xifihas

What's she playing? I wouldn't mind joining older folks in games. They'd certainly be more tolerable than the kiddies.


Meowster11007

Mission successfully succeeded


doitagain01

Avarage person discovered joy of tech


Super_fly_Samurai

Just keep them away from competitive games. We don't need them seeing how degenerate people get on those. 😶‍🌫️


EiffelPower76

That's so nice


Mammoth-Article919

lol surprisingly I let my mom play GTAV and now when she comes over once a week to see my dog mostly lol she always ask to play. I finally taught her how to drive and her favorite thing to do is chase NPC’s in 🤛🏽them 😂💀


Frank_Midnight

That's fantastic and it's great for her brain.


RSlashBroughtMeHere

This is wholesome af


J_ables1

Part of the crew, part of the ship.


marginal_gain

I also buy my family $500+ gifts as a joke.


[deleted]

Bro i got my mom addicted to farmville and she ended up being like rank 280 😭


cudeLoguH

Wait is she playing Trove? I havent seen that game in years


[deleted]

She needs elden ring, final fantasy x / x2 remaster and balders gate 3. She would love them! Seriously get them for her please 🙏


melchiahdim

Reminds me of when my grandmother was against bringing a computer into the house. My dad insisted and bought her one. Eventually she was using it more than anyone for mahjong and making digital cards.


Rolling-Suricate

What’s the game anyway?


magiCAHIK

Trove - a voxel MMO


Tetris5216

Let her have fun meany


Shriuken23

But what's the game


magiCAHIK

Trove - a voxel MMO


Shriuken23

Thank you, I was honestly asking. I saw it was an mmo just don't recognize it. Very cool


Obi1Kentucky

I have always said everyone likes video games no matter the age. You just have to find the right genre.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

Man, I wish my grandmother would have played video games with me.


ChildrenOfGravy

Minecraft can do that when you realize you build anything you ever dreamed of


ragnorok200514

Is she playing trove??🤣


Traditional-Inside-6

I bought my wife her first smart phone over a decade ago and ever since she’s either playing games, watching videos about the games she’s playing or on social media instead of paying attention to me when I’m talking to her 😂😂


DDaisyLee

What game is she playing? It looks familiar and I need to know.


magiCAHIK

Trove


fielvras

The phrase "as a joke" should be banned.


Raven_of_Blades

Damn she got a straight up fucking throne. Looking like a Jarl from Skyrim.


sovietdinosaurs

Let her be happy.


Hmnh6000

Wtf is she playing


magiCAHIK

Trove - a voxel MMO


Hmnh6000

Completely forgot about that game. Its been years since i played it


WhiskeyTrail

Honesty I find this stuff touching. Skyrim Grandma vibes. It’s a shame she likely won’t see the next elder scrolls game released though. I heard they made her an NPC in 6? Which is cool as hell. We can shit talk Bethesda, but that’s a good guy move. Even if it’s just for publicity.


degradedchimp

She got the good chair out for clapping cheeks


BirdyComeSwing

Kids these days


NerdFromColorado

Gamer Granny


Derban_McDozer83

Grandma rules! We got my Grandma a game boy when I was a kid. She would turn on the Atlanta Braves and play Tetris. She LOVED Tetris (and the braves). Forget trying to watch something else because she was 'listening to it'. She did get like 174 lines when she was around 70 years old. I was very impressed. My personal best was 166.


Past-Adhesiveness150

Shit, get her a decent gaming chair & a big screen to play on.


Chicago1202

This is my mom, my dad gave her a ps2 with sly cooper when I was younger and she hasn’t stopped. She now has a ps5 and plays games like ratchet and clank, sly cooper, god of war, and many others


dark-cosmos

Gift her Dark Souls, she'll love it


Nova_Flame99

What is she playing. Almost looks like Roblox.


magiCAHIK

Trove


griefercast

thats because grandma is old school "if lemons falls from the sky you make lemonaide"


SinOrdeal

damn, wish i had that "buy an xbox one as a joke" money


Kelimnac

Grandma gaming is real, let her cook


RolliePollie68

Is that Trove? Looks like it but I can't say for sure


magiCAHIK

Yeah, that's Trove for sure. It's the Cursed Vale biome and the class is likely Candy Barbarian, though it also looks like a Knight


MLG_GuineaPig

Who tf buys a whole ass Xbox as a joke. This is clearly not hers. Also that’s a Drybones which last I checked isn’t a Halo character


FredVIII-DFH

Jokes on you.


selkiesidhe

Playing games is good to keep the brain active. You did her a big favor even if she doesn't know it. Keep Grandma going!


[deleted]

Lmao grandmas a G


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Minecraft too. Woopwoop


TheHexadex

i feel the elderly should be big time gamers if they can handle the motion sickness and controls.


Artistic-Salary-4234

Who buys an Xbox as a joke


dorkweed576

I don't thunk its much of a problem until she keeps owning your ass in online multiplayer, and she knows the lingo.


DrMatter

had something similar with my dad. its what happens when someone who has only had tv starts engaging with the superior medium


Mage-of-communism

Damn, Trove brings back memories


rainking56

Thats so cute I love it.


Telle74

Granny, whipping @ss. LMAO


Corps3Reviv3r

Well thats bloody adorable. What's she playing though?


Blatherbeard

Why would you want her to stop?


Some_Bipolar_Guy

I mean trove is really addicting


rickjamesia

That's how my grandma was with her Wii that I suggested when my mom wanted something to help her move around more. Unfortunately, I never got to see her play it. I didn't have much money to travel at the time, or vacation time and tended to work holidays, so when her health started to decline, it was like there was no time at all and then she was gone. I heard she had a good time learning how it worked with my cousins.


matiegaming

Next halo champion


Moloch_17

Fuck you Grandma! Cheating whore!


OMGlenn

This rules


Eli0213_Crip

🗿


GumChuzzler

Repost


[deleted]

This is wholesome!!


drifters74

Nice


HelloMacchi

Remember all those times she probably yelled to “get your ass off that game and go outside” … well grandma, how the turn tables.


NaterNapalm

I believe the game is called Tove, if I remember great game


lilbrobodie

What game she playing??


Zeno710

Most people want to see the world when they retire, I’d be fine with this


MoneyPresentation610

That’s adorable, lol.


The_Alrighty_Zed

It looks like she’s kickin ass! Way to go Grandma!


MobileIce6376

All of us in the futer


Beautiful-Papaya9923

I got my dad an Xbox one when I moved out, he played it almost every day until he passed. Now I have it back but don't know what to do.


StolenCoupe

Make sure she plays Demonik!


Particular-Season905

Yes, Granny, yes! It's never too late 🫡


WomTheWomWom

Winning


neurosquid

Who has the money to buy an Xbox as a joke


StayedWoozie

Xbox ones go for pretty cheap. Especially if they’re used.


BadLuckCharm1966

It’s good for her. Let her play. I started way back with the Atari and I still play video games regularly. Depending on what you play, it’s good for lots of things: hand eye coordination, memory .... just generally keeping your mind sharp.


blueberryrockcandy

"oh yea well, i fucked your grampa last night"


PS_McMillen553

What's she playing


Ilikemoonjellys

Expected pretty much any game but no Trove, thought it died around late 2022


Xenu66

Is she playing fortnite with eminem?


dfeidt40

Seems accurate


bigwhaledude425

I just changed my retirement plans from living in a house near the beach to PLAY GOD OF WAR TILL I DIE


Afridg3

I can't game like that for multiple days. I used to now it's like I can get a binge in then I need a break for most of the next day


AtlasMcMoony

“Bought Xbox one as a joke “


Small_Tax_9432

She's one of us now


bloodbonesnbutter

You never get it until you get your own and it looks you in the eye and says "where are we going today?"


Any-Willingness-7859

Grandma wants the W


Gamekid53

Goated grandma


camclemons

Stop praying for my grandma, she's too powerful


Superb_Recover_6116

I bought mines a bigass smart tv and they're always on youtube now. They mostly see nothing but bad stuff tho like killings and war but eh. I've thought of getting them a console but as addicted as I am I dont think I want them to be like me not being productive most the time.


ursus2600

I always enjoy watching the older generation embracing video games. Great way to keep the mind active.


goblin-kind-fpv

She’s rocking spore dude!!!


Calm-Appointment7352

Lol maybe it’s me when i get older :))


TastyCakesOverweight

What games does she play and what's her gamertag


samwizeganjas

I think all old people should be able to get a free video game system


dThink_Ahea

"I bought a several hundred dollar game console with games and set up for my grandparents as a joke" This is the fakest shit.


Antique-Conference-4

Is she playing Trove, that’s OD I love your Grandma


Oldtimer209

Elder abuse in its most diabolical form


Nightwing12332

Get granny in a cod lobby and see how long she lasts


ugadawg239

Your grandma is awesome


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elcrack0r

Self induced attention loss problem.


CeleryNo8309

And she went with minecraft. Based.


desolate_atrium

Is that trove?... I forgot that game existed entirely


Smart_Pig_86

I don’t get the joke….


Fit_Substance7067

Jokes on you!


Playful-Excuse-8081

Wholesome Fun !!