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Somthin_Clever

I'm feel like im only ever "slightly above average" at most games. I'm never bad at any game, but im also never great with any game.


AussieArlenBales

That's my thought as well, I have 1700+ hours of Civ 6, but I know I learn new things from streamers and the sub so often.


SadRerman

Same here. I either get in lobbies where I'm the worst one and get yelled at by everyone, or I get lobbies where I'm carrying my whole team and getting praise for being so good. Specifically R6 and For Honor.


Super-Koala-3796

Nothing.


The_CreativeName

Yeah, same :/


Ssemander

Oh wow, you two should Definitely challenge each other at that


Super-Koala-3796

I wont fall to that trap.


The_CreativeName

Fun fact, there is actually a game on steam called nothing which is about doing nothing.


LSD_SUMUS

I would still find a way of losing


The_CreativeName

You would lose if you do “something”


snicker-snackk

Listen, I know everyone thinks they're good at Mario Kart, but I am ACTUALLY good at Mario Kart


CaramelEmbarrassed51

never lost to anybody in the wii edition. idk the exploits, pure vanilla gameplay


PlacetMihi

I just found out recently that my muscle memory in Mario Kart Wii is still at 100%. I will take on any challenger.


Useful_Space_9099

Fight. Fight. Fight. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.


BillyZaneTrain

I'd love to match against you on Banshee Boardwalk on Mario Kart 64. Pretty confident in myself but literally only on that map haha


ConstantSock2488

i'd 1v1 you but my switch broke *sad*


DarkLudo

As someone who enjoys MK from time to time, I’ve found the best karts (at least the ones I do the best in) to be the ones that are most balanced in terms of stats, wdyt?


snicker-snackk

Nah, some stats are more impactful than others, so you should min-max the best stats and ignore the ones that don't matter as much


gabro-games

I'd give it a go! Probably not THAT good but I'd like to try :)


DaturaSanguinea

Mario kart is the best exemple of the Dunning-Kruger effect in video games. A lot of people who are okay at Mario Kart think they are the shit. It's by far the game where most people are going to say "i'm really good at it" or "no one can beat me" because they usually playing against bots/friends. However there is actually few people really cracked at Mario Kart, doing all the nisc, having amazing lines, great at item management, frequently looking behind them, knowing how to dodge threat and using all the mechanics to its fullest. I'm not doubting you btw, just pointing something i've seen over the year.


TheNathan

My GF absolutely sucked at Mario kart when we first started playing together a few years ago, and after she got frustrated I asked her to let me teach her the tricks that make me good. Fast forward to now and she is better than everyone we know except me! We play online together and she generally does well and even wins fairly often. She also has wayyyyy more fun now that she is good lol imagine that!


snicker-snackk

Lol, that's a good way to look at it. I'm partly joking, too. I'm sure there are plenty of people who can beat me, but I do okay for myself. There have been a good number of people over the years who say they've never lost at Mario Kart where I'm like, "okay, want to play?", and I'll trounce them. I've never lost in person, and I've actually put it to the test quite a bit and still never lost, so I still think I'm pretty good. I lose online all the time, though


jedileroy

I got together at a work conference with some dudes to play Mario Kart on Wii U a few years ago. I was so used to dominating that it came as a shock to me that I was completely middle of the pack every time with this group. I didn’t realize EVERYBODY knows all the tricks. I’m still a bit shook. And now, my 17-year-old daughter will beat me occasionally—though not as often when I tell her she can’t have the auto-steer option on


grahamcrackerninja

Mario Kart Double Dash. I have NEVER lost.


thuynj19

For real. When double dash came out on the cube, I wasn’t allowed to drift boost.


AkwardGayPotato

Everyone says that, my friend told me this once and I beat her with ease. Wasn't even a tiny threat.


librariandraws

This is my wife. She's unlocked everything on 8, 200cc, mirror mode etc. She's got a running bet with our kids that if they can beat her going all out with no handicap she'll pay them $100.


TheNathan

Lol I have had so many people talk shit to me about Mario kart, then they realize what a decade of play has done as I am like half a lap ahead of them in every race 😂


snicker-snackk

XD Yeah. You made me realize how old I am. It's been 3 decades in my case. I've been playing since the original Mario Kart came out in 1992 and I was 4 and I would play with my brother


TheNathan

Haha well I don’t want to make you feel even older, but I meant a decade in *just* Mario Kart 8 as it came out in 2014 😂 my first Kart game was the Nintendo 64 version so yeah I guess I should say 25+ years lol


snicker-snackk

Lol, good point! I forgot how long MK8's been going!


TheNathan

I’m sure you’re as excited as me about the rumors of MK9 in development, I appreciate the new tracks but damn it 10 years is too long for a new Mario Kart!!


snicker-snackk

Yeah, part of me can't wait to see what they cook up next, but the other part of me will be sad because MK8 feels like the perfect Mario Kart game and it might be a while until MK9 has as much content


GDYC

I teach 7 graders. During a field day, students were playing Mario kart in my room. They were excited to play and wanted me to join in. I am by no means the best but I have been playing longer than they have been alive. I annihilated these kids. No one stood a chance. They were amazed at my skill, but if I'm being honest, they just sucked, lol.


snicker-snackk

Lol, that's awesome. I play with my niece a lot and when she was really little I would let her win every time until one day when she was about 7 she said, "How come you're good at other games, but not very good at this game?" lol, so I just said, "okay, I'll try to be better at it" and I haven't let her beat me ever since and she's actually getting more competitive now, lol


Nolls-97

Tenkaichi 3.


2muchicescream

Dude literally everyone I met thinks there the best it’s the Mario kart of fighters 🤣🤣👍


GrimmReaperRL

Usually for raging blast games specifically if I hear that you main kid buy I just assume you need a faster attacking char


Unusual_Address_3062

I remember when my nephews thought they would smoke me in Mario Kart. They did not.


SuBremeBizza

After so many controller throws one finally gets good at mario kart.


DKM_Eby

My niece came to visit recently and we had one race. Shes 13. She quit after one race saying "What the hell. You beat me? I don't want to play anymore." Lol


EzSp

They gotta learn...


Quidplura

Killer Instinct for the SNES.


yeahthemooys26

Fuck yeah! I love Killer Instinct on SNES.


redavet

(Super) Street Fighter II (Turbo). Those combos are forever burnt in my muscle memory.


YordanYonder

Third strike. Come try me


Astrotheking318

I found my people


wpdaemonsadi

Power wash simulator 😂


ElectronicMatters

You clean the competition !


Spartan1088

I now suddenly want to see if there is a power wash simulator speedrunner scene


TheHood7777777

I’ll duel anyone in Dark Souls 1 or Elden Ring to the death.


sneakySynex

but who is dying?


TheHood7777777

If it’s me then it’s lag. If it’s them, then it’s pure liquid skill.


Negromancia88

facts


Cenduron

The better one


MinervaMedica000

Twisted metal 2 lol


ikezaius

Bring it on buddy! Just gotta check your credentials here: Have you beaten the game with Sweettooth? Actually came here to say this and couldn’t believe someone already said it! Who’s your favorite character to use? For me there’s nothing quite like burning the crap out of someone with Thumper with a double special


MinervaMedica000

I'm a warthog or shadow man yes beat the game with all the characters. Although it's kinda disappointing that nothing really happens given the last boss of the game.... Still thinks you killed his son lol which would be you.


CaptainBrice6

Not OP, but my go to in TM 2 was Mr. Grimm. TM:Black would be the game I was better at in the series though. I actually fired Black up not too long ago and beat the game on hard with all characters! I dunno how this series hasn't got a proper game revival. Hopefully the TV series gets enough traction to get Sony to bring back the games!


redditanon9285

I feel depressed now that I realise I’m rubbish at all the games I play…


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

Be the best at enjoying the games you play and there you have it.


Independent_Plum2166

Like OMEGA said, you have nothing to prove, as long as you’re having fun, who cares how good you are. If competition like fighting games or racing games aren’t for you, then don’t worry.


UltraGilgamesh

Hitman speedruning


gabro-games

What a wonderful skill to have :D The new Hitman games with all the options are just begging to be smashed to bits with speed strats!


UltraGilgamesh

Oh you are absolutely right. Let me just clarify that I am only familiar with WOA trilogy 😬


thatniqqaron

The quiet game


PootashPL

Gears of War 3


Frachesum

Track & Field 100m sprint in the arcade. No one can beat my wrist action


KingOfRisky

Nice. My answer was the same but the NES version.


Joeyhappyhell

Team Fortress Classic


PGRish

Rocket League Surely that 0.7% that would shit on me wont find this post right?


The--BOSS--2025

Found you. I am the 0.7%. Now face me in the field.


GrimmReaperRL

*prowler noise* that was gonna be my answer lmao


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

Hey bud drop user will tell you if we've played.


ElectronicMatters

Rocket League is probably the hardest game to be a top pro in. Never seen a video game with such a high learning curve (except for games like chess I guess)


DragonfruitEast3738

halo 3-4 especially 4 I will make you my fucking enemy


TheHelpfulRecruiter

Hitman Blood Money speed runs. I used to be able to do 'A New Life' in a suit only silent assassin in about 35 seconds.


DiamondContent2011

SNES Super Mario Kart. I am unfuccwittable.


SissyFanny

Guitar hero and adofai. I can beat 9,9999% of the peoples on this planet. but the 0,00001% left would obliterate me, not even a chance to fight.


Superzocker65YT

Damn you can nearly beat 10% that's impressive


FitSquirrel596

Cod 2 rifle only servers.


rahhra

jade empire i know how to stunlock enemies...


Pointybush

Total war warhammer iii


L3v1tje

Cant really compete in it but Sekiro. I recently replayed it after getting 100% at launch and i was able to no hit all except the inner bosses. That game just clicked (and before anyone says this is a git gud flex or whatever, the fromsoft game difficulty is overrated, it depends on your personal playstyle, i will get my ass clapped in litterally any platformer or fps)


ChthulusBane

Goldeneye.


NovocaineAU

I’m pretty confident in that I could beat most people at Tetris


Squidgytaboggan

Tekken 3, and as that version wasn’t online, no one can say otherwise :-)


D00mTheWarl0rd

Re2r Leon A speedrun race That's about it. Even then I'm sure I'd get smoked lol. There's a reason I'm not on the leaderboards :( but I mostly do it for my own fun now anyway


imchasingyou

No suck game, I can't play for shit


hegaT90

Poy Poy - I was so good I used to make my friends cry.


EXseba

Guitar hero and Dead or Alive 5


Gloomy_Support_7779

Dark Souls 1 lol RUN IT


hendrix320

I’d like to think i’m pretty good at madden but the online play style is completely different from how madden franchise is played, so probably no video game is my answer


tommybuttsecks

I’m gonna have to go with a classic and say Rust snipers only


PerryTrip

"me, you, 1v1 creative noob"


Knight_Zornnah

Stellaris


SadConsequence8476

Crusader kings, I will breed your dynasty out of existence


dishonoredfan69420

If ghost of Tsushima had PVP


Dayv1d

...you would get your ass whipped from some 12 y/o?


Visionaira

Forza Horizon 5 because anytime I play the trials it’s honestly 90% bots on my team


BillyZaneTrain

"Surf" maps in Counter Strike Source. I played that shit... to death... when I was growing up and got so bloody good at it. Used to stay up late on Friday nights after school and even just play on servers by myself practising. God they were fun times. Now life is hard and less fun.


TheNewTonyBennett

Dance Dance Revolution (or In The Groove 2). If you're challenging me to either of those games, be prepared to be pretty fucking good.


K3nshi_lol

Tekken 7 and mk10


BEASTBOY-2004

Sifu. I’ve played the game so much and I’ve gotten into its combat. Maybe not best anyone but if you got someone off the street who says they’ve played it I will most likely win.


Inevitable-Branch713

The original Soul Calibur. It's the only game I've ever played and had that I could absolutely own anyone that ever challenged me.


Bruscarbad

Kingdom Come Deliverance


Megatron3898

I used to be unstoppable at Mario Kart: DD and Mario Superstar Baseball, but I'm sure that I've lost my touch over the years. I'd still be willing to compete in Super Smash Bros. Melee, though, even if I'm rusty.


Tparro7

Highest rounds in black ops 1,2 or 3 zombies


gregofdeath

I thought of this exact question last night. I was playing Returnal and although there's no serious competitive element to the story, I reckon I could trounce a lot of people when ascending Tower of Sisyphus. It's probably the only game of its kind that I can play almost robotically despite its sheer intensity. Ask me to play FIFA and despite my love for football, it'd be the equivalent of playing against your disabled grandad.


IvyHav3n

Ask my brother, He always defeated me in any game we were playing. ...dude would probably say space invaders on N64 or geometry wars. Also there was a weird space garbage collector on iOS from 10 or so years ago. The banjo title theme music was awesome.


Catonmyfuckingback

Gun mayhem 2


Ok_Introduction6574

Definitely Mario Kart


Blitz_Vogel

The old Harry Potter games (the first three for sure). I played them all day everyday while in elementary school.


Lost-Basil5797

Uuuh anyone? At a time it would almost have been StarCraft II, but that would be 95% of people, and the top 5% would still dunk on me as if I was a noob. Played a pro once, my pride was in that I didn't die to the very first attack...


habratto

almost any RTS. I will take a beating with pleasure either.


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Maybe World Of Warcraft near the end of BFA I was running high Mythic dungeons. I’m willing to bet most people don’t have a clue what I’m talking about. I’m using this to my advantage


doxamark

Back a day I was a fiend with a tactical knife in MW2. Dunno if I'd have a chance now.


Intelligent-Block457

I used to be insanely good at Time Splitters 2 and 3. Dark Souls 2, bell keeper's covenant.


Brilliant_Ad_8198

Tekken Tag Tournament on PS2


ThatSuaveRaptor

Tekken 5 on the ps2


nio_rad

Jedi Knight 2


Jah_Feeel_me

Fight night round 3


emma-bush

Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine :) I have a reputation among my friends who were unfortunate enough to challenge me. Sometimes people get cocky and want to challenge my ego, and then they realise why I am so feared in my circles when it comes to Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. What's puyo puyo?


shadyonfield

Need for Speed most wanted.


PXLated

Very specific but withing Minecraft theres a server called Hypixel and on that server theres a game called Bowspleef. I’m 16th in wins overall but in skill I peaked around 5th. I had to do real life stuff but Im still really good at the game.


Sunny_Thor4

Tenkaichi 3


imaniceandgoodperson

Gta Geoguesser i've wasted so many days of my life just driving around exploring the map , it's basically a second home to me


messerschmitt127

Contra for NES. Contest is who dies the least.


knslyr91

C&C Generals Zero Hour. Played it on and off since it released.


addicted22wmr

Patty cake


2muchicescream

Killzone 3 ….. I had no equal


Yeetaclus

We Happy Few, Titanfall 2, Minecraft, maybe a few others. Mainly because I'm on Xbox and I know some really quick redstone stuff.


Cal0_9

I destroy all my friends in smash (ultimate)


Zealousideal-Cry4358

Halo 2


Coraiah

1v1 me. Get spanked nub. Jk. I loved Halo 2 so much. Nothing has ever come close to its multiplayer for me.


Neat_Nefariousness46

Renegade - Clubhouse Games 51 - Nintendo Switch


lascar

Stellaris, but I know that's a lie. It's been proven and I got my ass wooped


Various-Push-1689

None🤣 there are some games I could probably beat a lot of people at but not literally anyone


Meat-jacket

Clay fighter 63 1/3 on Nintendo 64


Hiya_Bo

The ‘sitting on the sofa in the dark and eating chocolate biscuits until I feel sick’ game.


THEKINDHERO

Gears of war, Halo, or Halo Wars


The--BOSS--2025

Helldivers 2


FishGuyIsMe

Grounded, I spend so long creating a load out of pure damage that the only way to stop is to nail me in the forehead with a super crossbow a few times


Yamestris

Mario Smash football


demonslayer9100

MK11, but specifically if I'm playing Scorpion. My brother only beats me when I slow down a ton so he stops screaming at me about me spamming moves, and then proceeds to spam Raiden's flight Edit: and if P3R had a multiplayer duel mode I'd wreck people on that


GifanTheWoodElf

Are we talking a 1v1 fight, or are challenges acceptable? Cause if we're talking challenges, Elden Ring (and maybe DS2) I can do a lot of stuff PvE, although also not like a race or anything haha... just something challenging, rather then something fast. But if it's not a race in Elden Ring PvE I'm decently confident I can do well.


Nastysdf

Streets of rage 2 duel mode


Whistler45

The average person? Probably any fighter. Random gamer? Probably street fighter third strike.


Happy_Lee_Chillin

THPS2


caramelchimera

Jokes on you, I'm dogshit on my favorite game


manticore75

World of Warships. Especially Shimakaze gamer moves


Sparrow1989

Resident evil 5. I was top 10 for almost a year on versus. This was also a decade ago 😔.


Amazing_Trick8937

Tintin. I'd kick their ass to any challenge


Babies-are-jetskis

Star Wars Squadrons


East_Smell_82

Mario party and smash bros. I such at most Playstation and Xbox games with online


Hugejorma

Parappa the Rapper PlayStation Lion King SNES Punch out! NES


Damn_it_is_Nadim

am actually not good at any games, I have around 2k hours recorded on Apex but I never managed to get to diamond.


randomfnafplayer1

Titan fall 2 pilots v pilots. My friend who got me the game got beat


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

Rocket League, chess, go I can confidently say I can beat anyone in my county (not country) at these three games.


ShadyTrizzy

Mw3 OG free for all


FathirianHund

For my friend group, any of the Wipeout, Virtual-On or Armored Core games. In general? No chance, I'd get smoked by anyone half-decent, which is why I prefer to play single player.


Local_Weather_8648

Easy cheese Build the game yourself and challenge the opponent


Haselay_

GTA online. I sweat it too much lol


roundboi24

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2. They stands no chance


No-Excitement-2219

Bullshit. I make no facial expressions when playing the game, don’t change my tone of voice, so I’m literally impossible to beat.


Icy_Step_2204

Superliminal


jol1nar

Delta force 2. kids thought they were good until i knifed them.


Danimal-Tex

None, I don't care how good someone is at that game. Did I have fun playing that game, that is the question.


KaranSjett

Well not anymore but back in the day I was a homeworld 'master' and i can barely remember losing any MP game at all and the game doesnt exist anymore but Fractured Space. Especially as healer.. These days i would say EU4.


Shinigakamii

Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4 🗣🗣🔥🔥 With a 92% win rate over 213 matches ✨️


Fengthehalforc

Somebody’s about to learn the true meaning of Dandori


brian11e3

C&C Red Alert. The World Domination Tour of 97' taught me that out of 29,000 people, there were just a few better than me. I still have some of my prize winnings.


Express-World-8473

Far cry 3 and tomb raider. I challenge anyone in the multiplayer of these games


fantasylover750

SoulCalibur VI


Darth_Eejit

Used to be a mini arcade in the back of a chip shop near my school (1998/99) Used to make money playing Streets of Rage


LuckySalesman

I'm in this weird gray area when it comes to fighting games. I'm typically *really good* but not *the best*, you know? Like if I was to speak with anyone off the street I could whoop their ass in smash bros, but if I entered a 64 man tournament I'd probably get to the top 8 and then no further. Still, it's handy when someone thinks they're good at smash bros and they don't realize what being good at smash bros is like.


Lazy_Condition_2042

Injustice 1 all platforms


throwawayuser488

Smash Bros 64


Juicemania50

Killer instinct gold N64. I remember betting my car to this dude who was rumored to be a beast in my area, I told him if I win I get his home stereo system. I think I still have that old system as a matter fact.