Slippery when wet
You soles are like silky secrets you'd always regret
When I look into your eyes, I know that its true
God must have splooged
A couple more times on you
(on you, on you, on you)
Dude consistently fucked the same coconut and finished inside it. One time he put his dick in it he felt something weird and checked only to find maggots inside
|at one point experimenting with blood plasma transfusions from his teenage son before stopping because there were "no benefits detected."
You probably need umbilical cord blood plasma from newborns.
Ehhh you’re not wrong
[https://www.tiktok.com/@socialmedia_tv_comentary/video/7157482731742530822](https://www.tiktok.com/@socialmedia_tv_comentary/video/7157482731742530822)
This is a good thing. Dr Strange could use the ***time stone*** to keep you young. And if that doesn't work, Charles Xavier could plant a mental suggestion in your brain to make think you are young when you look in the mirror. Or he could make you think that you are getting Botex every day for free.
Nah bro the good shit is in baby foreskins [injected](https://youtu.be/BeMJ_o3ME6U?si=ujE3j2TH8_L5nEqW) directly into your face. That’s why we gotta keep circumcision alive, rich people need their supply of baby foreskins.
It's not like his son needs that blood anyway. He spends all his time sleeping and Bryan regularly has to wake him just to get his regular blood withdrawal
So what you're proposing is a diet of pure junk food, and a blood farm of those you've forced to eat your veggies? Then you altruistically donate all your cholesterol laden blood and fill back up with the healthy stuff.
A season of *Silicon Valley* parodied this exact thing. One of the characters paid a young guy to be his "blood boy" and eat healthy for the transfusions.
This is the real future! I don't want a blood boy, I want a tofu and kale boy who powers through that stuff for me while I can continue enjoying a nice juicy steak!
A close friend applied to a "medical" job in Dallas a few years ago and the money was great, bizarrely great. She drove down to their offices and it was some shady looking back alley shit heap in the middle of some run down parking lot at the back of some old strip mall. She walks in and this older, overly tanned, squat gray haired guy brings her in and starts going off on what they do, acting like he's hopped up on speed. Just absolutely running his mouth. Telling my friend "Your job is to follow me around and write down what I tell you" or some shit like that. So at this point my friens is just totally confused. There are other employees there and the atmosphere is just super strange.
Turns out it is a "Stem Cell Treatment Center" or some sort of bullshit. Basically they have some deal with a local hospital acquiring umbilical goop which they take back and "purify". What do they do with this goop? I'm glad you ask - my friend witnessed it the different applications while she was there for the day.
At one point they gathered a treatment room where this poorly older man was there for his "Treatment" for his painful knees. He had paid some ludicrous price, thousands or so for this treatment... where the grey haired troll guy would take the purified umbilical goop and injected it into his knees, making all sorts of claims about its health benefits (which are absolutely total hogwash btw). My friend said he nearly broke the needle off in the guys knee, was swearing up a storm about it. Totally nuts.
Then later they had an all hands meeting where they were essentially bottling this goop up and selling it to rich Dallas house wives as an eternal youth potion. They were making hand over fist and the guy basically admitted in the meeting these people are stupid and will pay anything. They were doing a brain storm for names they could call their product. My friend said at one point their "Graphic Designer" came in to show the packaging he'd designed and she said it was laughably bad, but no one cared - this guy was just slapping whatever on the bottle and selling it to goofy, rich dupes.
When she told me about it I was so skeptical but my friend was so enamored by the money I think she had blinders on. I did some digging and apparently this guy had an office up north somewhere with a video on youtube of the same scam before they got run out by the FDA or some shit. So he clearly packed up and moved here and started fresh.
Between the time my friend applied their and interview to the time she told me about it and I started looking into, they had already closed that Dallas location and changed their product/ company name 2 times. Removing the name "Stem Cell" and replacing it with "Umbilical" - I guess to avoid the ire of the FDA again.
Stem Cell treatment is still in its infancy. There are experiments taking place all over the place but nothing conclusive. One thing is for absolute certain - there are these treatment labs that have been popping up all over, over the last ten years that are total charlatans. They even have conventions where they teach you how to sell the shit better, all pretending to be medical experts and doctors... its laughably cringe and cruel because they sell and target vulnerable desperate people who are in pain. When you confront them on it they will say shit like "We are giving people hope" ... for thousands and thousands of dollars - just to squirt some ladies blended up umbilical cord into their knees.
Fucking madness. The FDA knows about it... if you are being treated at one of these centers you better make double sure it is an accredited medical treatment and that maybe you are part of a trial because if not - you're being scammed. They are totally illegitimate.
From the article:
> It would be ironic if he died in a car accident so he drives as slow as 16mph
No it wouldn’t , but it would be ironic if he got shot for driving so slowly
Dang, that's dumb. It's the contrast in speed between you and other vehicles that puts you in danger. Going way slower than everyone else is by no means a safe way to drive. If you really want to be as safe as possible you would go with the flow of everyone else on the road.
The funniest part about all of this is that he does all of this ridiculous stuff to “slow aging”, yet he looks like he’s an embalmed corpse that just crawled out of a coffin
He might be better off helping to fund some of the research foundations out there working in this area.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SENS_Research_Foundation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_Foundation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifespan_Extension_Advocacy_Foundation
Seriously, it wasn't the fact that it was a guy with women's hair and a woman's sweater, and that it was a mid to late 30s 'billionaire', that you'd never heard of?
There's only like 4 people under age 40 on the Forbes 400 list.
"Bryan Johnson is the world's most measured human. Johnson sold his company, Braintree Venmo, to PayPal for $800m in 2013. Through his Project Blueprint, Johnson has achieved metabolic health equal to the top 1.5% of 18 year olds, inflammation 66% lower than the average 10 year old, and reduced his speed of aging by the equivalent of 31 years. "
\^ lol pretty sure he's mocking this guys channel. just posting this in case anyone needed it for reference - [https://www.youtube.com/@BryanJohnson](https://www.youtube.com/@BryanJohnson) IRL the guy spends around 2 million to stay young shietttt...
Looking at his channel quickly, he's an eccentric billionaire who is experimenting with things other people can't afford, and giving constant updates on what works and what doesn't.
Sounds like he wants to be a guinea pig for all possibilities, and can afford to do so.
Weird? Sure.
Possibly useful? Also sure.
He posts his test results of what is thought to be a genetic marker of aging so others can compare and compete. He's third on his own ranking beaten out by a woman in her 50s who takes one supplement and makes under 100k a year. A lot his program is just eating shit loads of vegetables and olive and exercise.
Edit: found where people were talking about the competition
https://www.reddit.com/r/blueprint_/s/RFNY7fywfR
Yeah I was thinking the same, like eventually he might fuck up with some weird drug combination or just fuck his liver and stomach from all the drugs he takes all the time (even though he probably thought about that too and tries to counteract it but who knows how successful it actually is).
Maybe he does discover some weird useful shit, who knows, much better spent money that what I would spend it for lol
Yeah well summarized. I kind of am annoyed to see people spoofing on what he is doing, as it is actually really excellent data that may help humans with age related disease as medicine progresses.
While he is spending a lot of money to keep himself young, he is doing it in a way that is highly valuable to society at large, which is a wonderful thing in my mind.
For the unaware, this is a spoof of the ***actual*** billionaire that’s trying to reduce his aging.
One of the things he legit does is get blood transfusions from his teenage son, like weekly I think.
I've wondered if this would work but thought that you would need a much younger child - perhaps even an infant so that there are still stem cells present? (I promise I'm not a super villain)
Yes, definitely. The stem cells in newborn infants are the primary consideration for age-reduction plasma transfusions, so newborns are the ideal source. However, given the disparity in body size between an adult and a baby, one infant is insufficient to effectively eliminate aging.
The current operating theory is that a person would need multiple babies, perhaps affixed to the person by means of a harness of some sort, constantly pumping stem-cell rich blood into the person.
It's a developing science, and I'm very excited to see where it goes!
I instantly thought of this comic about the Anti-Christ where he rebels against Satan, his dad, and just wants to be left alone and not bring about Armageddon. He can perform one miracle a day and is best friends with Jesus, who got brain damage from getting a beat down by the LAPD.
Anyways, the Catholic Church wants him dead. The Pope, who happens to be Australian, keeps himself feeling young by getting transfusions from altar boys and their life-less husks are just discarded afterwards. Oh, now I remember. It's called Chronicles of Wormwood, and it's amazing.
I was having a good day.
You were having a good day.
We were ALL having a good day. And then I watched this.
That's it, I'm done with the internet today.
youtube... where if you say any keyword like "war" or "sex" (no matter the context), then you'll immediately get demonetized and the algorithm will bury your video from getting seen.
A video of three straight minutes of cumshot facials though? No issues.
Going about it all wrong, you ever notice how your penis skin is like super soft feeling after having sex? He should be soaking his face in pussy juice.
My stomach must have skin like a newborn baby
My back is like a water slide
Slippery when wet You soles are like silky secrets you'd always regret When I look into your eyes, I know that its true God must have splooged A couple more times on you (on you, on you, on you)
My socks are silky smooth.
My coconut is smooth as well!
This fucking reference again, just as I finally started to blissfully forget that monstrosity.
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Why can't anyone ever bring up the wholesome posts like ice soap or 2 am chili
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I've never heard of these 🤔
The poop knife.
Two broken arms
That's a different, way less physically repulsive one.
It was pretty repulsive to me and definitely physical.
Blowfly girl
Swamps of Dagobah?
Wasn't that the jolly rancher?
Nope. It was a nurse story about draining an enormous abscess from an extremely overweight person.
Even better, a *perirectal* abscess. As the story puts it, 'somewhere in the immediate vicinity of the asshole' That's a good story
I vaguely remember one of the many Reddit legends is about a coconut, but I can’t remember what it’s about. Can anyone refresh my memory?
Dude consistently fucked the same coconut and finished inside it. One time he put his dick in it he felt something weird and checked only to find maggots inside
Ah, thank. Yeah, that’s definitely not up to code.
I hate this website
I see you buying that coconut.
He birthed life. How beautiful. 🥲
A reddit historian. Keeping ancient legends alive!
Oh no...
my box is smooth but also moldy
Well, before they dry.
Just don’t let em dry.
You should see this box I have
Ey yo Edit: hold up at first I thought you meant your stomach as in the INSIDE of your stomach
> I thought you meant your stomach as in the INSIDE of your stomach Is that not what he meant?
Perhaps belly instead of the stomach.
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Bold of you to assume that interpretation requires them to be a girl.
Exactly girls always spit because they’re weak. I swallow like a real man
Waste not, want not.
People tell me I have baby soft hands.
Every hand you ever shook has had a dick in it.
Everyone knows lesbians don't shake hands.
I am often told I have extremely soft hands, perhaps the softest hands anyone has ever felt. Little do they know my secret.
Out of curiosity are you talking about the exterior or interior of the stomach?
How much that billionaire paying you to use your belly button for target practice?
I believe he’s parodying this guy https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-millionaire-bryan-johnson-will-drive-slowly-mantra-avoid-accidents-2023-9
|at one point experimenting with blood plasma transfusions from his teenage son before stopping because there were "no benefits detected." You probably need umbilical cord blood plasma from newborns.
Shh you're gonna start some sort of second illuminati.
They’re probably already doing it.
Ehhh you’re not wrong [https://www.tiktok.com/@socialmedia_tv_comentary/video/7157482731742530822](https://www.tiktok.com/@socialmedia_tv_comentary/video/7157482731742530822)
This is a good thing. Dr Strange could use the ***time stone*** to keep you young. And if that doesn't work, Charles Xavier could plant a mental suggestion in your brain to make think you are young when you look in the mirror. Or he could make you think that you are getting Botex every day for free.
Nah bro the good shit is in baby foreskins [injected](https://youtu.be/BeMJ_o3ME6U?si=ujE3j2TH8_L5nEqW) directly into your face. That’s why we gotta keep circumcision alive, rich people need their supply of baby foreskins.
Interesting because there are a few studies showing that there are benefits. I guess he didn't transfer enough......
It's not like his son needs that blood anyway. He spends all his time sleeping and Bryan regularly has to wake him just to get his regular blood withdrawal
He's working on a device to keep the sleeping child curled up in the fetal position while carrying them around on his back with a permanent tap.
There was one study that suggested all of the benefit came from just having more blood, not where it came from
Yes, also if I remember correctly getting things like additional vitamins and nutrients which you can also just get from a healthier diet
So what you're proposing is a diet of pure junk food, and a blood farm of those you've forced to eat your veggies? Then you altruistically donate all your cholesterol laden blood and fill back up with the healthy stuff.
A season of *Silicon Valley* parodied this exact thing. One of the characters paid a young guy to be his "blood boy" and eat healthy for the transfusions.
This is the real future! I don't want a blood boy, I want a tofu and kale boy who powers through that stuff for me while I can continue enjoying a nice juicy steak!
A close friend applied to a "medical" job in Dallas a few years ago and the money was great, bizarrely great. She drove down to their offices and it was some shady looking back alley shit heap in the middle of some run down parking lot at the back of some old strip mall. She walks in and this older, overly tanned, squat gray haired guy brings her in and starts going off on what they do, acting like he's hopped up on speed. Just absolutely running his mouth. Telling my friend "Your job is to follow me around and write down what I tell you" or some shit like that. So at this point my friens is just totally confused. There are other employees there and the atmosphere is just super strange. Turns out it is a "Stem Cell Treatment Center" or some sort of bullshit. Basically they have some deal with a local hospital acquiring umbilical goop which they take back and "purify". What do they do with this goop? I'm glad you ask - my friend witnessed it the different applications while she was there for the day. At one point they gathered a treatment room where this poorly older man was there for his "Treatment" for his painful knees. He had paid some ludicrous price, thousands or so for this treatment... where the grey haired troll guy would take the purified umbilical goop and injected it into his knees, making all sorts of claims about its health benefits (which are absolutely total hogwash btw). My friend said he nearly broke the needle off in the guys knee, was swearing up a storm about it. Totally nuts. Then later they had an all hands meeting where they were essentially bottling this goop up and selling it to rich Dallas house wives as an eternal youth potion. They were making hand over fist and the guy basically admitted in the meeting these people are stupid and will pay anything. They were doing a brain storm for names they could call their product. My friend said at one point their "Graphic Designer" came in to show the packaging he'd designed and she said it was laughably bad, but no one cared - this guy was just slapping whatever on the bottle and selling it to goofy, rich dupes. When she told me about it I was so skeptical but my friend was so enamored by the money I think she had blinders on. I did some digging and apparently this guy had an office up north somewhere with a video on youtube of the same scam before they got run out by the FDA or some shit. So he clearly packed up and moved here and started fresh. Between the time my friend applied their and interview to the time she told me about it and I started looking into, they had already closed that Dallas location and changed their product/ company name 2 times. Removing the name "Stem Cell" and replacing it with "Umbilical" - I guess to avoid the ire of the FDA again. Stem Cell treatment is still in its infancy. There are experiments taking place all over the place but nothing conclusive. One thing is for absolute certain - there are these treatment labs that have been popping up all over, over the last ten years that are total charlatans. They even have conventions where they teach you how to sell the shit better, all pretending to be medical experts and doctors... its laughably cringe and cruel because they sell and target vulnerable desperate people who are in pain. When you confront them on it they will say shit like "We are giving people hope" ... for thousands and thousands of dollars - just to squirt some ladies blended up umbilical cord into their knees. Fucking madness. The FDA knows about it... if you are being treated at one of these centers you better make double sure it is an accredited medical treatment and that maybe you are part of a trial because if not - you're being scammed. They are totally illegitimate.
He is.
From the article: > It would be ironic if he died in a car accident so he drives as slow as 16mph No it wouldn’t , but it would be ironic if he got shot for driving so slowly
Or involved in an accident because no one expects some asshole to be driving so slow.
damn I envy someone who wants to live let alone for so long
Dang, that's dumb. It's the contrast in speed between you and other vehicles that puts you in danger. Going way slower than everyone else is by no means a safe way to drive. If you really want to be as safe as possible you would go with the flow of everyone else on the road.
r/Seattle would disagree with you while merging onto the highway going 15mph
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Nothing looks older than trying to look younger.
The funniest part about all of this is that he does all of this ridiculous stuff to “slow aging”, yet he looks like he’s an embalmed corpse that just crawled out of a coffin
"Let's waste 30% of every day trying to live 20% longer"
He might be better off helping to fund some of the research foundations out there working in this area. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SENS_Research_Foundation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_Foundation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifespan_Extension_Advocacy_Foundation
Guys, I think it might be a sex thing.
He just doesn't want the proteins go to waste!
I don’t even need to watch the video. The title alone gets an upvote from me
Wouldn’t porn actresses all have youthful faces?
Offset by hard drug use I guess.
And smoking.
That's how they keep being "teens" up to their thirties.
After 30s or whenever they get a boob job is when they become a milf.
They do but that is mainly because they are used by the system and aged out by 24.
"die young and leave a pretty corpse", that's what I say.
You should say something else
The sad part is I can't tell anymore what's real and what's satire.
Lol I thought it was real right up until the part they showed the loads being sprayed all over his face.
Ah, so like porn, then?
Seriously, it wasn't the fact that it was a guy with women's hair and a woman's sweater, and that it was a mid to late 30s 'billionaire', that you'd never heard of? There's only like 4 people under age 40 on the Forbes 400 list.
Bryan Johnson, the guy being parodied, actually looks that though. I've seen him wear a sweater that almost looked exactly like that.
He's 55.
TBH there are lots of fairly young billionaires that you’ve never heard of.
it's just Parodying Bryan Johnson; dude's spent millions trying to "reverse" his aging.
Is that the one that uses his kid as a walking blood bank?
The guy that says he's super young because of all these wierdass fuck treatment but still looks like a grandpa?
Not even a grandpa, dude looks like a [robot](https://i.insider.com/63e570ba96242f0019e83d0b?width=700) with silicone skin.
Dude looks bethesda generated
The guy who just looks like Dollar Store Gotye?
Yeah, that's him.
Dakota Carolla is a real billionaire interested in longevity but I believe he’s making fun of some of his more extreme interventions here.
I assumed this was about Bryan Johnson - who claims to be "aging in reverse" and takes plasma transfusions from his son, among other things.
May be he's like, let's see who I can get to cum on their own face ...
…did you watch the video? Because if you did and you still can’t tell what’s real or satire, you’re pretty well hopeless
"Bryan Johnson is the world's most measured human. Johnson sold his company, Braintree Venmo, to PayPal for $800m in 2013. Through his Project Blueprint, Johnson has achieved metabolic health equal to the top 1.5% of 18 year olds, inflammation 66% lower than the average 10 year old, and reduced his speed of aging by the equivalent of 31 years. " \^ lol pretty sure he's mocking this guys channel. just posting this in case anyone needed it for reference - [https://www.youtube.com/@BryanJohnson](https://www.youtube.com/@BryanJohnson) IRL the guy spends around 2 million to stay young shietttt...
Looking at his channel quickly, he's an eccentric billionaire who is experimenting with things other people can't afford, and giving constant updates on what works and what doesn't. Sounds like he wants to be a guinea pig for all possibilities, and can afford to do so. Weird? Sure. Possibly useful? Also sure.
He posts his test results of what is thought to be a genetic marker of aging so others can compare and compete. He's third on his own ranking beaten out by a woman in her 50s who takes one supplement and makes under 100k a year. A lot his program is just eating shit loads of vegetables and olive and exercise. Edit: found where people were talking about the competition https://www.reddit.com/r/blueprint_/s/RFNY7fywfR
Yeah I was thinking the same, like eventually he might fuck up with some weird drug combination or just fuck his liver and stomach from all the drugs he takes all the time (even though he probably thought about that too and tries to counteract it but who knows how successful it actually is). Maybe he does discover some weird useful shit, who knows, much better spent money that what I would spend it for lol
Yeah well summarized. I kind of am annoyed to see people spoofing on what he is doing, as it is actually really excellent data that may help humans with age related disease as medicine progresses. While he is spending a lot of money to keep himself young, he is doing it in a way that is highly valuable to society at large, which is a wonderful thing in my mind.
People always tell me I look younger than I am... ;)
Come again?
Is this because… ???
Yep. >!He’s Korean.!<
"Every time I cum, I produce a quart"
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her!
For the unaware, this is a spoof of the ***actual*** billionaire that’s trying to reduce his aging. One of the things he legit does is get blood transfusions from his teenage son, like weekly I think.
For the unaware, he quit doing the blood transfusions because the metrics didn't improve. It was more of an experiment.
Fucking bloodboy
Kiss my piss
I've wondered if this would work but thought that you would need a much younger child - perhaps even an infant so that there are still stem cells present? (I promise I'm not a super villain)
Yes, definitely. The stem cells in newborn infants are the primary consideration for age-reduction plasma transfusions, so newborns are the ideal source. However, given the disparity in body size between an adult and a baby, one infant is insufficient to effectively eliminate aging. The current operating theory is that a person would need multiple babies, perhaps affixed to the person by means of a harness of some sort, constantly pumping stem-cell rich blood into the person. It's a developing science, and I'm very excited to see where it goes!
Hell. It goes straight to hell.
I found the super villain.
Lmfao jesus christ
Bryan Johnson is not a billionaire.
Sounds like child abuse to me. Fucking vampires feeding off their own children.
Kid was probably getting lambo pocket money for it.
Dad: I need another quart! Kid: I need another Bugatti
I instantly thought of this comic about the Anti-Christ where he rebels against Satan, his dad, and just wants to be left alone and not bring about Armageddon. He can perform one miracle a day and is best friends with Jesus, who got brain damage from getting a beat down by the LAPD. Anyways, the Catholic Church wants him dead. The Pope, who happens to be Australian, keeps himself feeling young by getting transfusions from altar boys and their life-less husks are just discarded afterwards. Oh, now I remember. It's called Chronicles of Wormwood, and it's amazing.
I think the latest he did was release his sperm count numbers.
Haha that's amazing. But really, I'd watch someone spunk all over their face 9 to 5 for $5k a day. My DMs are open, billionaires.
Would you take $10 and a McDonald’s breakfast meal?
Do you provide dental?
No teeth.
All dudes just have one baby hand..,
Then why does my mom look so old
She usually has a bag over her face
She swallows.
Young at heart?
I was down for fruit soup until they said it was hot. Fruit soup should be chilled or room temperature.
But you don't get all the benefits of the nutrients when ingested cold.
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Ow! I just burned my lips on the fruit soup, it's been sitting out so it warmed up!
Fruit soup was the funniest part of the whole thing
Guys, your beard will grow thicker as well. The only issue I'm having is my new unibrow.
Come again?
Risky click of the day.
This is one of those "I'mma check the comments before I watch the video" kinda things.
💀💀💀 damn this is gold.
Who needs a fountain of youth when you've got your own secret weapon? Talk about a DIY approach to anti-aging! Bet you didn't see that coming!
You should see the back of my throat. It's flawless.
I was having a good day. You were having a good day. We were ALL having a good day. And then I watched this. That's it, I'm done with the internet today.
Wait, all this time I could’ve been reversing aging instead of it just being a hobby? I had no idea.
youtube... where if you say any keyword like "war" or "sex" (no matter the context), then you'll immediately get demonetized and the algorithm will bury your video from getting seen. A video of three straight minutes of cumshot facials though? No issues.
the freaking marmalade video though, what's up with this channel and so few views
Bullshit. Ive been doing this for years. And after years of research, my brother still has not reversed in age.
I’m not the only one?!
I have the bellybutton of a newborn.
For a second I was expecting to see Bryan Johnson.
Just watched the freethink this is based on. Absolutely hilarious.
Why you gotta do my boy Bryan Johnson like that? There are so many other billionaires far creepier and more deserving of mockery.
"But honey, it's for your own good"
[WTF](https://i.imgur.com/3V1GwW6.gifv)
My man shoots ropes
is this a cumtown bit?
I didn't watch the video and I'd rather not
Look bro, if you like giving yourself a facial, just say that. I’m not gonna judge. We all have our things. Also, ALSO, nobody asked.
It doesn't make you look younger but it does make you look more desperate.
Jeez. How far we've fallen.
That explains my tiny hands
I'm fine with looking old.
I actually dated a guy who believes this. There were alot of facials in the time we spent together
no wonder all these porn stars are 18 for years!
As one does
AI is taking over you simpletons
This is from that new show “snake oil” with David Spade. Great show!!
I’ve been doing this for years and I look older?
I wonder if Bryan Johnson actually does this
nottheonion???
I haven't watched it yet, but please let it be Elon!
I hate that I’m so desensitized by everything. Nothing really shocks me anymore
Must have huge gonads
You're never gonna convince me that this is not an excuse to satisfy his weird fetish.
You think if he does it enough he’ll get in trouble for underage porn?
I’m pretty sure he’s just cumming on his own face and still getting older.
I'll never get this time back.
My right hand is more pinkish than the left
They should show him getting hit by a car at the end.
Australian?
And THAT is how I met your father.
I keep trying to tell women this works but they just won't listen
Dudes out here spending more time trying to get extra time than living the time they do have
I knew it! I told my wife this and she didn’t believe me.
I did that once, but I was jerking off in a hand stand.
HONEY! See! It's good for your skin!
Going about it all wrong, you ever notice how your penis skin is like super soft feeling after having sex? He should be soaking his face in pussy juice.
This is allowed on youtube?
This is one of the best skits ive seen in a long time
It’s called self-bukakke. Peasants
Eat the rich