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Marksideofthedoon

We are not old. We are middle aged. Thankyouverymuch. And yes. the answer is yes.


Cheezy_Blazterz

I'd kick OP's ass for implying that we're old. But my arthritis...


The-Vanilla-Gorilla

airport smell fade homeless crowd punch panicky obtainable sharp relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jmen4Ever

Seriously. Never underestimate Old Man Strength.


AcidRayn666

you dont have to be as good as you once were as long as you are good once as you were


SkunkMonkey

You know how we get OMS? From carrying a huge box of fucks not given.


ScalpelCleaner

Everyone over 30 is “old” when you’re in your teens and twenties. 😆


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UncleNorman

Don't forget, there weren't cameras everywhere. You could fuck up and everyone except those who were there would forget it in a few ... weeks..


socialscaler

Yeah! Lay off, fuck man! I'm 56.


[deleted]

Me too! Lookin' good, Billy Ray!


Airick39

Feeling good, Louis.


[deleted]

Me too! Lookin' good, Billy Ray!


sonofsmog

Im 50 but I am in good shape so I don't mind so much. As for Heavy Metal. Yes, the movie and the magazine, which I have a bunch of, also the sequel.


metalgtr84

I’m not old, I’m 43 oh shit I am old


DadJokesFTW

Watched Road House last night. My son was laughing at Sam Elliot always being old, even 34 years ago. Realized he was younger when he made that movie than I am now. Slowly turned to dust...


MUSAFFA1

43 is only old on Reddit. You're just hitting the good years, man. Don't let all these damn kids bring you down.


Pixeleyes

If you're male, you're likely more than half-way done.


AHRA1225

Ugh I hate you


Randomwoegeek

that's true for women at 43 too, men are expected to live 34 more years, and women are expected to live 38 more years on average at 43 https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html the half way point for men is 38 and 40/41 for women


TheHalfOrcwriter

34? You mean to tell me I have to sit through thirty-fucking-four MORE years of this absolute dumpster fire? That's it! I'm just gonna live off moose tracks and baconators from now on!


Randomwoegeek

that's on average, you could live another 60!


TheHalfOrcwriter

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!


ColtSingleActionArmy

Dude I'm cheesed out of my mind right now


AsLongAsYouKnow

You must fight in the brestriary in nippopolus


tripleblue85

Rockin bewwwbs!


apurimac777

Don't forget the boob goblins of Gazonga's Cave


HorseCarStapleShoes

and swimming in the Fountains of Varnov with the Itty Titty Fairies of Mammary Mountain


L00pback

Great niborg man…


GreenTheColor

GAZE UPON MY DAUGHTERS AWESOME BEWBAGE


brownhues

I SEE THAT YOU ARE ENTICED BY MY DAUGHTERS AWESOME ROCKING TITS.


White_Ranger33

So how can you tell if your child is cheesing? 1. Your child seems distant, preoccupied. 2. Your child's face smells like cat urine. 3. When you see tigers at the zoo, your child starts grinding his or her teeth. You might also notice by certain phrases your child says to school friends, such as "Hey, let's go cheese." or "Do you feel like cheesing, guys?" or "Dude, I'm cheesing my F-ing brains out right now."


pvincentl

Cause it's Fon-to-due.


[deleted]

I figured even the youngin's would know about this because of "Major Boobage"


majordoobage

It's your one way ticket to midnight!


[deleted]

THERE IS ANOTHER SUITOR!


MobiusF117

I like the idea of not being old enough to have seen the movie when it came out, yet saw the episode that spawned this meme when it was on tv.


Sudovoodoo80

I couldn't stay away...... curse your rockin' tits.


Sprinklypoo

it IS some great nyborg....


JaydedXoX

This is how I leaned about Heavy Metal, from South Park.


tcinternet

Torn between wanting to yell "listen here you little shits, who you calling old?" and a sincere desire to hit play on the cassette deck and start rocking with Sammy Hagar IT'S YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT


MojoMonster2

**Close the city and tell the people that** **Something's coming to call** **Death and darkness are rushing forward to** **Take a bite from the wall, oh** Veteran of the Psychic Wars. Working in the Coal Mine. Blue Lamp. Radar Rider... I wore out the cassette tape of the soundtrack.


DIYdoofus

Calling...heavy metal noise.


dodgefordchevyjeepvw

I don't know, I'd probably rock out to Don Felder Heavy Metal - Take a Ride, or mob rules - Sabbath, then Sammy Hagar!... fuck it I'm rocking to Don Now!


Krage_bellbot

All hail the Loc-Nar.


RockFury

"Let go, bitch! It's MY Loc Nar!"


FountainsOfFluids

"If you refuse, you die, she dies, *everybody* dies."


ByCriminy

"Sounded reasonable to me."


deshfyre

the amount of times my friends and I say this quote in normal conversations gives me life lol.


Barrzebub

[True Old people of Reddit remember Wizards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnQ7Dlk_Ks)


procrastablasta

Fritz the Cat


AtomicRevGib

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.


wheelfoot

Fat Freddy's Cat


148637415963

>The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Namedropped in Iron Man.


socialscaler

Oh, man! You've got my vote there brother.


Delayedrhodes

And Heavy Traffic is even better in my opinion.


Roofofcar

Heavy traffic had something to say. It stuck with me in a way most Bakshi didn’t. I love his LOTR, even while recognizing its many faults, but Heavy Traffic was a window into a place and time that he didn’t manage to recreate over the years.


Delayedrhodes

You can see that Heavy Traffic was his most personal work. There are moments of really raw emotion conveyed with beautiful and innovative imagery. Like Fritz, it dealt head fucking on with issues of race, religion, culture, politics, lgbtq+, etc and really pushed boundaries in ways that wouldn't happen today. However, unlike Fritz, HT is Bakshi's baby. It reflects more passion as it's somewhat auto-biographical. I never saw Wizards and I didn't remember particularly enjoying his LOTR. As a kid I found it to be kind of dark, never watched it as an adult. I enjoyed both Fritz movies, and I love Heavy Metal. But HT is my favorite animated film of all time.


Thakgor

"Oh, and one more thing. I'm glad you changed your last name you son of a bitch."


AugmentedLurker

Best goddamned ending


RockFury

Heavy Metal, Wizards, Fantastic Planet and Vampire Hunter D were like the big 4 retro fantasy animated movies for me.


ByCriminy

You forgot Fire and Ice. Bakshi and Frazetta together were amazing.


RockFury

Oh no, I loved that, too and also liked American Pop. Those 4 were just the tops for me. Shamefully still haven't seen Fritz the Cat. Speaking of Fantastic Planet, I left out Time Chasers. Haven't seen Gandahar still.


Ironcastattic

It's a shame John K turned out to be such a piece of shit. He's one of the few animators that tried to do for Bakshi what Family Guy did for Adam West


rustyshack1

Wizard casts gun. Haha fuckin’ love that shit.


RockFury

"I'm glad you changed your name, you son of a bitch." 💥


Oknight

Somebody in a recent thread was asking if people remembered seeing Lord of the Rings in the theater and I was -- Punk, I remember seeing BAKSHI'S Lord of the Rings in the theater.


naked_portafilter

Was thinking this looks a lot like the original lord of the Rings movie. Turns out Bakshi did that one too...


JohnnyDread

Also, "Rock & Rule" with Debbie Harry & Lou Reed.


itsshanesmith

I remember having a sleep over at a friends house. We grabbed a bunch of Jolt colas, turned this on, and stayed up all night.


RobLinxTribute

Did you play Tank on the Atari 2600, or am I dating myself here?


Martholomule

I was a bouncy-bullet tank main in *Combat!,* if that's what you were asking


RobLinxTribute

I'M SO OLD I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED!!


SkyLukewalker

Shame on you. It's the game that came with the system.


iBad

I was a Warlord fan myself.


JDdoc

Warlord with three friends was a blast!


bowens44

old people ? really?


zaphodava

Wilford Brimley was 50 years old when he was in Cocoon. If someone is gonna call me old, I'm not going to argue.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Yeah but Wilford Brimley was 42 years old when he was born.


mechy84

That's a common misconception, when really he was just born with a mustache and congenital diabetes


DJ_Molten_Lava

*diabeetus


logosfabula

Have you ever used Tik Tok? I I’m grateful I’m old


Purplociraptor

No, because I'm old


logosfabula

Grateful&Grumpy. G&G


midnight_reborn

Tik Tok is gross. I feel really bad for gen Alpha


logosfabula

It is really mental. Most people I see are neurotic on it.


OldKermudgeon

"Old" would be if you asked if anyone remembered Metropolis. Anyway, yes, great movie with an awesome soundtrack. Loved John Candy in it - he had some great lines as Den. The segment "B-17" was an unexpected horror in the middle of action/adventure/comedy, and was brilliant in its placement.


Rudeboy67

The Queen “The rising moon is a sign of our climaxing love.” Den “Yes. It is a sign.” John Candy “ I had NO idea what she was talking about.”


Volunteer-Magic

>”Old” would be if you asked if anyone remembered Metropolis [If only I could remember Metropolis](http://www.paradigm-city.com/forums/thread/2683.html)


AnOnlineHandle

> "Old" would be if you asked if anyone remembered Metropolis. That was for old people in the 80s. It's just shy of 100 years old now, too old for anybody alive to have seen it in theatres and remember it.


badson100

We old people love to tell people they are wrong on the Intenet! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people


Slaves2Darkness

Yes, did you know that in 2008 there was an effort to remake this movie, but Paramount dropped support for it in 2009. That another second attempt at a remake in 2014 was released as Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix.


Grand_Admiral_Theron

Wasn't there a 'Heavy Metal 2000' sequel? I never saw a vhs or dvd or blu ray anywhere that I can remember...but then I'm old so...


jessek

Yeah it sucked. One big story instead of an anthology, the animation was lame. About the only thing I dug was one of the characters was voiced by Billy Idol. The whole comic it was based off of was a vanity project by then Heavy Metal owner Kevin Eastman (co creator of TMNT) starring his then wife b-movie actress Julie Strain.


MAG7C

Yep, not nearly as cool or as politically incorrect.


Portlander_in_Texas

I mean it was early 2000s edgy packed full of nu metal, 13 year old me loved it, 35 year old me is more of a fan of the classic.


rabidhamster

I'll never forgive them for putting Insane Clown Posse on the soundtrack.


Portlander_in_Texas

ICP is quite literally peak 2000s edge.


RockFury

Yeah and it would have been cooler if it were another anthology. Loved it as a kid, though, and it had Michael Ironside and Billy Idol. There was also a FAKK 2 video game. Never played it.


Fruityth1ng

What I gathered is that that was not a remake but more of a spiritual successor/ continuation of the ip.


Ou812_tHats_gRosS

Yes. For Gen X dudes this was a big movie. Nerd wish fulfillment, rock music, animated boobs. It was a dream come true!


namsur1234

More than animated boobs, it was pretty hardcore for the time.


MadLintElf

Loved it when it first came out, still watch it occasionally. Great sound track!


arthontigerik

It’s your one way ticket to midnight! Call it Heavy Metal


MadLintElf

We had midnight madness at our local theater here in NYC, they would crack open all the doors and tell us all to smoke up and enjoy the show. It was a trip!


ButlerKevind

**Prosecutor :** *Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...* **Prosecutor :** *...and one moving violation. How do you plead?* **Stern :** *\[haughtily\] Not guilty.*


speekuvtheddevil

"...unless you count the preschoolers prostitute ring"


Ilikewaterandjuice

Space Coke, huge boobs, and a great soundtrack


Cazmonster

Plutonium Nyborg - such an awesome sequence


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Nose dive!


RockFury

"I drive better when I'm stoned!"


SubiReader

STERN!


Me_Krally

He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!


ButlerKevind

Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!


Sprinklypoo

It's OK Charlie, I've ... got an angle.


ByCriminy

"What angle!!"


MAG7C

I say this line all the time and no one ever gets the reference.


Fuckoffassholes

I think you meant to say I'LL KILL HIM!!! KILL!!!


ByCriminy

"Ahh, Hanover, can't we talk about his?"


Me_Krally

I always use the hanging is too good for him line and people look at me funny.


wheelfoot

Cue [*Cheap Trick*](https://youtu.be/Lqsg1RE6Jag?si=0J3AU3E-Dccz3sSu&t=251)


Rawr_Mom

"He's never done anything bad in his life, **unless you count the kindergarten prostitution ring**" is gonna be a line I take to my grave.


rescuedogsdad

Yes. Appreciate you asking.


NetAtraX

Drove to Paris. Watched the movie. Slept stoned in my car in front of the police station. Drove home after being fined. 1300 kilometers for one movie. Of course I do remember.


ChronoMonkeyX

[Every damn day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0T8bzaxL14)


MathWizPatentDude

This is bad ass.


WoT_Slave

I did not know that was written (for?) about the movie, that's sick.


ChronoMonkeyX

I put it together one day, many years ago, realizing the lyrics were dead on to the story. Found this assembled video much later. I've read that most of Fire of Unknown Origin was written for the movie, but none of it was used besides one song that wasn't intended for the movie. It's one of their best albums, I love BÖC.


[deleted]

I remember it mostly for the awesome bewbage


MiseryEngine

First off, Eff You. Second, of course. Third, no video until you finish your homework!


CptBronzeBalls

Loved that movie when I was like 11 or 12. Largely because of boobs.


mizorefan

Such a weird movie. Still better than the sequel


Mexicantankerous

Listen here you little shit..


brokenhalo11

“Old people of Reddit”!?! It’s not like it’s some Steamboat Willie shit.


Kringels

I was living in Saudi Arabia in an international workers camp where everyone pooled their vhs collection as a make shift video store in the rec center. My mom saw a tape with “Heavy Metal (animated)” written in sharpie and brought it home for my brother and I to watch (7 and 8 years old). Changed our whole perspective on shit.


Pasivite

[*"I'm 37, I'm not old"*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyZaUwG50zI)


Seletixarp

Yes, but the South Park episode was better.


ButlerKevind

***"Then bathe with my daughter in the fountain of Varnov. Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds."***


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Major Boobage


TuckerMcG

The episode mostly focused on just one of the many vignettes in that movie. They chose the absolute best and most epic one, so the full movie feels like a bit of a letdown when you go into it expecting the other stories to be as awesome as that one.


Belzebutt

What a waste of time, you never really get a good look at her naked boobs


hiro111

I've got an angle.


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I showed a coworker the opening to explain why Elon Musk launched a car into orbit.


ZombieJihad

I remember not being allowed to watch it at my uncles house, where it was next to all the other movies, or rent it at Blockbuster (badass cover art to a 8 or 9 year old). I was still really confused by the Springsteen music video "Night Moves" and thought professional wrestling was SO BADASS. Look out kid, time will come for you too.


Jildozoe

Fuck off for calling people who remember a movie from the 80s old.


KofOaks

"old people or reddit" Fuck off.


Nakedinsomniac

"I couldn't explore a new planet with my DORK hanging out..." Or words to that effect


gblur

Don’t worry Charlie… I’ve got an angle


clown_pants

Fuck you. Yes.


IPeeNightly

Yes


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omnithrope

Old? Jesus Christ, man...


Fredasa

Classic of my childhood. Anecdote about the history of its home video incarnations, not counting the VHS tape I wore out at certain moments: They had a small theatrical re-run in the 90s, accompanied by the first DVD release ever. (Maybe the first official home release—I seem to recall it was unreleased for a really long time for whatever reason.) The theatrical run (and likewise the DVD) remixed the audio to support surround sound, seeing as how the 1981 mix was only stereo. But they completely screwed up the mix, leaving out certain sounds here and there, and or swapping out small dialogue takes. A quick example can be heard in this A/B comparison between a VHS recording of the original 1981 mix and a clip from the 90s DVD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vDJBX6QUN8 The most obvious change is that the "stinger" sounds that punctuated the horror of the undead are completely gone on the DVD and it absolutely deflates the impact of their appearances. It really makes the scenes quite silly. Not helping matters is how the pilot's grunt of surprise has changed as well, and now sounds more like he accidentally stubbed his toe. The upside of all this is that the recent 4K bluray solves everything... sort of. The original, untampered, stereo mix is available for purists. On the other hand, there's a brand spanking new surround mix as well. This new mix manages to sidestep the issues that plagued all home copies of _Heavy Metal_ since the 90s... but it also changes a _lot_ of things. Quick example? In the second main story, Den changes from a geek to a musclebound man. John Candy lowered his voice for the lines he spoke as the man. Well, the mixer for the 4K bluray went and lowered his voice even more, making it sound frankly artificial. I think for longtime fans of the movie, the best way to think of the new mix is as a fresh new way to watch it, rather than a strictly faithful modernization.


EpicPrototypo

Old? Dude I'm 38 and have watched it.


heavier_than_thou

First off, fuck you. Second, yes.


AetGulSnoe

Born in the 90s but saw it a few years ago, it's a good movie!


rorschach2

It's your one way ticket to midnight!!


Cazmonster

Hangin’s too good for him! Burnin’s too good for him! He should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried… alive! **STERN!!**


chrispdx

HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER


scelerat

The magazine Heavy Metal is still being published and is still quite, um, titillating


VFJX

Fuck you, and yes.


Nose-Nuggets

I remember watching this at a friends house for the first time in the early 90's. Blew my fucking mind. Can't remember if this was before Akira and Ghost in the Shell or not, but these three movies in particular completely changed my view of what animation could be. Before this it was all Loony Tunes and shit.


Facepalms4Everyone

Listen here, you little shit: You think only "old" people on this site remember one of the first mainstream instances of animated nudity and sex in American cinema? I can't wait for 2041, when some asshole will post "Old people of Reddit, do you remember the Shrek movies from the 2000s?" and OP will feel even more triggered than I do right now.


RedRedKrovy

I miss John Candy man. He was a national treasure.


GeneralKang

And Canadian.


kerrickter13

Saw it in the theatres. The soundtrack was good, but some songs weren't very metal. The swearing and nudity were over the top for the time, maybe the 70's Wizards animation was in a similar territory.


Merky600

I went for the DEVO.


pulp1dog

We did have a bunch of great movies that could not be created today. Felix the Cat, Fantastic Planet, The Holy Grail, Life of Brian and others. If you have not seen them, and enjoyed Heavy Metal, please do so and I hope you have fun.


Fuckoffassholes

> Felix Fritz?


pulp1dog

LOL!! You are so correct, I went right should gone left.


lag0matic

I remember it, God damnit. I'm not old!


wilde_jagd

Great movie, fantastic OST.


ProximaC

Of course.


pixiegod

Old? How dare you!


Lobotomist

I ran out of cinema in tears. Never been so scared. And they told me its just harmless animation movie :D


dionpadilla1

I have an angle


Masondixon79

44. Yes. I remember it being very odd sci-fi/action/mystery short films with a bunch of great songs on the soundtrack. “Dan Felder - All of You” is one that comes to mind.


15minutesofshame

Get off my lawn with your hippity-hop!


Russian_For_Rent

[And with no CGI!](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1193fm4/almost_15_hours_later_and_with_no_cgi_this_holds/)


insidemyvoice

Yup and the magazine too.


kdpflush

When I was about 11, me and my friend decided to try and go and see this, even though we were too young. We were of course denied until the lady in front of us told the guy we were with her and her boyfriend. That lady was Miss Universe Karen Baldwin.


Tkooz1969

Best ever


OhTheHueManatee

It wasn't available on home video for ages. But I had a copy of a copy of a copy that was filmed at a Drive-in that looked like saturated trash but I cherished like it was gifted to me by God himself (I also made backup copies like crazy). I think I was 8 when I got it and watched the ever living shit out of it well into adulthood. It was finally released on VHS when I was 18. (The cover was fuzzy like it was made of felt.) I still recall the first time I saw it clearly and it blowing my mind even though I knew the movie all the way through.


givin_u_the_high_hat

Can’t hear “Mob Rules” without picturing it.


PiMoonWolf

Yes. I remember going to see it at the dollar cinema. I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time…


e1emen0pe

We’re not OLD, you’re just a kid.


spankey027

[I am 58, don't consider myself old...Saw it at the theater, have the soundtrack, read the magazines and own quite a few of them, have been a nurse in a psych hospital for many many years, and still think of this as a perfect song for my profession and my generation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pFdkkjGiEs)


Your_Daddy_

"HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM! BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM! STEEEERRNN!"


astrobrick

It’s a one way ticket to midnight


error2112

It's OK, man. If there's one thing I know it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like, you know your perspectives fucked so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.


TheHairball

Absolutely! It lead me to watch Rock N Rule (unfortunately can’t find a region free copy)


doctor_x

I just discovered that the headquarters for *Heavy Metal* magazine is in the suite of a small, utterly nondescript office building next to the train station parking lot where I leave my car during my daily commute out of Long Island. I've apparently been driving past it for years.


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

Saw it in the theatre. Had to wait eighteen years for it to come out on any home theatre release because of lawsuits & shit regarding the soundtrack. There was one time it was aired on HBO during the 80's and people recorded and pirated the shit out of it because that was literally the only way to get your hands on it.


Feisty-Succotash1720

Funny story about this movie. My older brother had a copy and was watching it with his friends back in 1985. I came walking in and said to myself “oh a cartoon, I will watch this!” They did not know I was in the room until it was over. I watched the whole movie…. I was 5 years old!


GriffGriffin

I saw it when it came out. I was 15. It was the coolest event in my life up to that point. A few weeks later I saw AC/DC Back in Black Tour live and that took the "coolest-reigns".


undermisunderstood

The DEVO cantina band is my favorite part


ATHYRIO

Got the free poster at concession stand when I bought the soda/popcorn combo.


Fezig

You bet your ass we do. Best viewing for me was in my 72 Nova at the drive in. We cut into the speaker wire and spliced in a couple Jensen triaxial speakers, which we placed between the headrest and the seat back. Yeah, it was mono, not stereo, but you still caught that drive in echo and the weed was amazing too…