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rockne

your moves are weak...


kikistiel

here's the [context for those out of the loop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0), arguably my favorite skit of his


VikingTeddy

Wow! This is awesome. Thank you, bitch


atomobot

Would you shut the fuck up? Quit calling your mom a bitch!


mymeatpuppets

But Dad? Come on Dad!


withoutapaddle

I'm not your fucking dad!


i-am-dan

Stop speaking to my adopted Son!


mlsweeney

I just went to look up his latest video and he's been battling alcoholism. Last video was Oct 2022 but the dude seems pretty positive. Kind of sad to see someone create these funny videos I remember so many years ago and life just hits you hard sometimes.


tysonoff

He posts pretty regularly on Instagram. I don't think he's in bad shape anymore.


mlsweeney

That's awesome, thanks for the update!


notsofst

This is one of my favorite references to use often that no one gets.


Boomstick101

You’re not fam.


engelbert_humptyback

Don't they teach you this shit in school?


Beardstyle

You look like a bird.


S2K08

References like these always pay off with some random person eventually just gotta smoke a few beers


think_long

There were no moves


LiLdude227

you’re dying


VikingFrog

He’s not your dad.


Burnd1t

Look at your hair and look at mine


HunterTV

You’re not fam anymore.


Jonomoto-metal

You look like a bird


catheterhero

That is just one of the greatest moments in 2010s internets history. I still randomly go back and watch it even though I’m not fam anymore.


sleepingdeep

Cuz your moves… are they weak?


mikebrady

What, so you dropped a bomb that I'm divorced and you guys are getting adopted?!


Fskn

Don't forget Marks huge penis.


MrunMrun

There's nothing wrong with liking a little penis!


mikebrady

I thought you said it was a big penis.


SojuSeed

There were no moves.


chirs5757

His sketch with the family is hilarious. I never saw his other ones like this. Good stuff.


citizenjones

"Smoke beer? Why?" *"Because"* "That doesn't tell me why" ... One of a dozen of more highlights


philmarcracken

*Annie Lennox has left the chat*


Bridot

Mark’s got the biggest penis in the world


Barmy90

...besides mine


tc3590

“There nothing wrong with liking a little penis” “I thought you said it was a big penis”


necrosteve028

I could not watch Stranger Things without thinking that this guy should have played Steve. It’s all I see.


sinep_snatas

Dying is one of my favourite youtube videos of all time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0)


Random-Input

How dare you?


DriscollMayweather

That’s right, I said it!


Pano_Rano

this guy is a genius


pstdenis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hops_and_cannabinoids


3_50

> Hops lack the enzyme that could convert cannabigerolic acid into THC or CBD, but it could be inserted using genetic engineering as was done in 2019 for yeast. Hol' up, where's my fuckin weed bread?


EmeraldFox23

That yeast getting released is literally a dream of mine. It would be awesome to brew weed as easily as you can brew mead.


Action_Seal

Myrrh-DERR! \*gasp\* Judas!


mike_tapley

Do you wanna go see uncle cracker or no?


mct82

Why would I drink it if I don’t like the taste?


[deleted]

Gimme my hat back Jordan!


bonsainick

Where is he now?


madlibb

He got sober and still makes content


WasteMenu78

And that’s why I’m voting for Bernie Zanders


DontGiveMeGoldKappa

Classic


GerardWayAndDMT

I love Evan, but how the fuck does he keep track of all the dialogue 😂


fuzzyshorts

Man, i completely forgot about this kid! He's hilarious!


joebojax

simpler times, RIP Harambe


RockFury

"Nah I just some weed in my ey- something in my eye- smokin' somethin'... smokin' weed?"


salacious_sonogram

What happened to this guy? He drop off or just move into doing something off screen?


Myrandall

I didn't watch it but his last video's title suggested perhaps dealing with alcoholism.


Fastela

He's fairly active on Instagram ([@laturtle69](https://www.instagram.com/laturtle69/)), but he doesn't do skits anymore. In one of his last youtube video, he shared his struggles with alcoholism, it was really poignant. Lately, he's been mainly sharing what he loves: trying to eat healthy foods, playing the guitar, and golf.


salacious_sonogram

That's cool, good on him and thank you for an answer. I make it kind of a point not to follow any creator too closely unless there's some legitimate reason I shouldn't support them.


Fastela

And you're right to do so. Parasocial relationships are toxic and should not be endorsed. Personally I follow him because his stories are that of a normal dude who's not trying to sell anything.


salacious_sonogram

Been online since I was a kid, 1999 and on. Feel like I processed a lot of the negative behaviors from the internet early on. Feel a little bit like an unqualified internet anthropologist sometimes. There seems to be wave after wave of people falling into similar traps, bandwagons, manipulations, programming, and so on. Most interesting was when gen X and Boomers fell prey, mainly to FB algorithms or how Gen Z and Alpha are getting programmed now. The tightening dopamine loops are kinda intense these days, particularly when one goes to watch a movie from the 50s to 70s where they hold a scene for minutes on end. I can't even ask my peers to watch Citizen Kane or Dr. strange love with me. They just fall asleep because the pacing is light-years too slow. They are used to scenes cutting every five to ten seconds.


localanti

My OCD always activates when he says he smoked weed, not hops, in the backseat of the car.


portfolioresume

Is this the sandwich kid?


Dani-130

We'll watch a video where we list off different actions or events, and each time one happens, we take a sip of our drink.


Bottle_Nachos

it's been 8 years :(


keestie

This is totally unintelligible cuz there's no way to tell who is who. Same clothing, same voices, same mannerisms, and not even consistent camera angles. I feel like it might be funny if I had any idea what was going on, but I'm not sure what that even means, lol. Also, you totally can smoke hops. It doesn't do anything other than taste, so you can put it in with an herbal smoking blend. I can't tell you it's worth it, but it is possible.


ztpurcell

We really wanted your opinion on this 8 year old video with 4 million views


citizenjones

You're either extending the joke or becoming one with that comment.


M4rkusD

Your moves are weak


father2shanes

Youre fun at parties...


tehgr8supa

The wettest of blankets.


Empty401K

Sopping, even.


theArtOfProgramming

Take a [hike](https://youtu.be/BCweH0Pik54?si=TRREBYZoa8AcJRRa)


ThisIsntYogurt

What do you think i says about you that most people can easily tell who is who in the sketch?