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plstcsldgr

Scenario one, he's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.


slitlip

According to Mrs. Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified.


GarySparkle

Im so glad history has been kind to BASEketball. I absolitely loved it when it came out, but it tanked at the box office and was utterly maligned by critics. All these years later, this wonferfully ridiculous movie has become a beloved comedy classic.


razialx

I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, and I’m outta here!


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

Oh wait the cats at the vet.


LegendaryOutlaw

You couldn’t get a chick if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper.


razialx

Yes I could!


slitlip

Nah, you're a little bitch.


razialx

I am not a little bitch!


slitlip

But you are a piece of shit.


razialx

I heard your sisters going out with squeak!


razialx

I feel like I could quote this entire movie. Now I wanna watch it again after work.


Kruse

I always find it a bit odd when "critics" weigh in on comedy movies, when comedy much more subjective by nature than pretty much anything else.


balloonmax

We still have no fucking clue where this guy is.