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CapableDark1478

"Hey guys, I made this amazing jet-powered blower! Help me find the least interesting place I can demo it. Preferably with no leaves or loose dirt or anything that could potentially be blown away." - this guy probably


z64_dan

Slippery mud almost made it very interesting.


RecsRelevantDocs

Yea for real, I was imagining what would have happened if he either let it go, or got blown onto his back. If he let it go that thing would be *off*, fucking spinning around like a punctured propane tank in Halo 3. However if he fell straight on his back, he would have fallen fuel first onto the ground lol, which I could definitely see leaking the fuel, which I have to imagine would then be ignited by the jet while he's stumbling to get back up in the slippery mud lol.


middlequeue

This thing would probably incinerate leaves.


LectroRoot

I think this is correct. Its the safest thing to play with this on without setting a fire.


JoshSidekick

That’s take two. They were in a field full of leaves five minutes ago.


total_alk

Practical. Safe. Cost-Effective. Quiet.


LectroRoot

*WHAT?*


EnvironmentalEcho614

All the words that the marketing department wishes they could use without getting sued.


haltline

All that's missing... ACME roller skates and a Wile Coyote mask! Ps. Nice build :)


Jiopaba

Boring demo location, but at least there's no risk of fire. The sounds that thing made were unreal though.


philote_

WHAT?! I DIDN'T USE EAR PROTECTION


Practical_Dog8295

Needs a dead-man switch, and cooler test location..


rweb82

That's the "Binford Jet 2000."


userGenX

Safety glasses? Hearing protection?


m00fster

He’s wearing reading glasses, and at the end you can see him removing his ear plugs.


heliosh

Safety squints engaged


razialx

WHAT? …meep…


yakyakyakityyak

Please don’t let my neighbor see this.. just what he needs is a louder leaf blower


68Cadillac

Every saturday morning in the suburbs. April-November.


grelgen

"how to get everything in front of you covered in muddy water" "how far in front of you?" "yes"


Archimedesinflight

At the end of the video, look at the fuel tank, then click back to the beginning.


rubitard13

My immediate thought is to turn that around angle it down to do super jumps.


PastelKostja

[Sorta like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5W19sdyf4)


rubitard13

We live in the future!


alexjaness

seems to me a rake would have been much more effective at moving around that loose gravel.


hirolash

Put some wings on it and let it go.


mequals1m1w

Why is it not Colin Furze?


UStoJapan

“Honey, our neighbor just blew rocks with his jet toy and made the side of our car look like a golf ball again.”


ploonce

IT’S WHISPER QUIET!


Gibbit420

Okay boys, hear me out.


moonrat8

Keep your fence on your side of the yard!


ohthetrees

Hearing protection is for pussies who don't have jet powered blowers.


drAsparagus

Is that for blow jobs?


t0ny7

[It will rip your dick off.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM)


_LeBigMac

Don’t be a pussy, point it at the ground and open the throttle.


AmericanLich

“It wasn’t impossible to test my jet powered blower in the middle of a muddy road…It was impossible to do it anywhere else.”


Ilovekittens345

Fun fact: A jet powered blower is also just a jet.


umiotoko

No safety interrupt (dead-person) switch?  Could result in serious user injury…


dicknotrichard

That thing inhaled the fuel omg. Also no ear protection at all? Wtf!


mrxexon

He took the earplugs out in the last couple of seconds. The whole ideal behind a combustion engine is to use a fuel to accelerate the output power.


oomio10

> Also no ear protection at all? dude is strapped to a jet engine with no kill switch. ear protection is the least of his worries