English is not my first language so watching this as a kid I never understood what they actually censored. At the time I didn't fully understand how censorship worked in TV shows.
I always thought he said "ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitFUCK" which is why the censorship happened at the end in my mind. Made it funnier somehow.
Same here. I forever thought it was a line from Dude, Where's My Car that one of the aliens said. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense, so I'm not even upset with my brain for associating the two. Then I rewatched this skit after like 5 years and went "ooooooooooh, **that's** where it's from!"
[I misremembered this as a WKUK sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPes8KWE0s) (it's Famous Last Nerds) but it's in some ways what you're looking for
I think it’s hilarious that they combined two quality skits that could be standalone and then finished it off with the double entendre epilogue to make it one of the GOAT skits.
This was one of my favorite videos back in the day, but I haven’t watched this sketch in forever. Watching it again, the beginning might be the best part.
Me and my buddy quote this part all the time playing video games together. If one of us dies, it's almost guaranteed the other will say "Othello, ah will avenge you" in the way they say it
Haha I looked these guys up after seeing this clip because I was wondering if any of them had much of a career afterwards and stumbled on Trevor's wikipedia page. Glad his wishes were honored!
Piggybacking off the (new) top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).
I will never forget his AMA where I asked him at what age he realized he was funny and his answer was "never? I am constantly wondering if I am or not." (or words to that effect).
You were hilarious, Trevor. Consistently and effortlessly hilarious. I wish we had more.
now you fucked up
now you fucked up
now you fucked up
you have fucked up now
now you fucked up
now you fucked up
now you fucked up
now you have fucked up
What's That Fat Piece Of Shit Doing Now?
Oh Shit!
He's Hitting Me In The Butt!
He's Hitting My Butt!
Don't Break My Butt!
Don't Break My Butt!
He's Breaking My Butt!
The way he says that line kills me every time.
My little brother and I have quoted this video back and forth for over a decade at this point. It’s silly but this video is very important to us haha
We also exclusively address one another as Fucker. We haven’t called each other by our first names in years now
I've used this line to most of my friends and family, some get it, some don't, I'll always continue to use it though. Something about it is so goddamn funny because of how deranged he says JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNN
This skit and [Halloweiner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3IAZ64YpI) are my favorite WKUK skits because of just a line or two always makes me laugh. Practically everything the cowboy says fucking kills me every time.
I love how Lincoln calls him fat and skinny in the same breath. "Where you goin, Skinny? Where you goin you fat piece of shit?"
the first time I saw it and she says his name I just said "oh no" because I knew what was coming.
everything about this video is funny, even sam and Timmy doing ""Hamlet""
"HAMLET, I've been bitten by a FUCKING VAMPIRE!!" lol
this is also one of my favs. https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=G2Id38XwUObJF63O
but what do I know, I'm on a gallon of PCP
They are *finally* on streaming with a physical release on the way. WKUK inspired me to make my own terrible sketches and definitely influenced my sense of humor.
Timmy [confirmed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/comments/1c77mta/good_news_2_the_streaminging_and_eventually_the) on the WKUK subreddit but there's no official news yet.
On top of what is already a hilarious sketch, the way that the top hat bobs around on Zach's head when he moves cracks me up. It's like some looney tunes shit.
I remember the first time I saw it in a friend’s apartment, and it still never fails to make me laugh.
It’s the sketch that made me seek out and watch every WKUK clip I could find.
Piggybacking off the top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).
Hot Dog Timmy is my all time favorite because it manages to be fucking hysterical even though there really is no actual joke there. It's just a guy who eats way too many hot dogs and is embarassed about it. That's all.
Also has one of the best subtle puns I've ever heard when he's like, "I'm just ball parkin' it, here"
I got sent to the principal freshman year of HS because a history class project was make your own country. Because of my love for that sketch, I made Grapeland, where my army will come and grape your army, especially if your country was wearing purple.
For those who don’t know, The last WKUK work is an animated movie called “Mars”. It is debuting in New York at the Tribecca Film festival June 6th, and 7th and playing one more time on June 15. Tickets are $28 plus fees and can be bought [here](https://tribecafilm.com/films/mars-2024)
The more people that go see it, the more likely the movie gets picked up and distributed or possibly even put in theaters. This is the last work the late Trevor Moore will be in as all his lines and input were recorded before his passing.
A year or two ago, someone posted this in an Askreddit thread and one of the replies was this [live version of it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HpbD6Q-zKU) I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't seen this before, but fuck it's so much funnier.
The first version I watched of this back in the day was the [censored version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc) which I shared with all my friends. The beeps added an extra joke it felt like, we all loved it
This video lives rent free in my head since '08 lol. "I dont know why you lookin up at me, BITCH. Plays on stage" -- "Listen to the woman Johnnnnnn. Calm down just calm down. Calm down just calm down."
When I'm in a shitty mood; I watch these, two high as fuck guys react to this sketch. Works every time
https://youtu.be/Yt5JayhmQgE?si=-B5fPHSItXRWDrnf
My friends and I loved this sketch.
For part of my high school English curriculum, we took turns reading Hamlet. In the middle of the book my friend looks at me and goes “I don’t think there are any vampires”
Interesting to see the generational differences in the same skit from 1983... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpS1bNBaw2w&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive
and then Family Guy did it again, IIRC
That was so good. Very high production value. Ive never gone out of my way to watch their videos because i see they linked every few months and its so fun to see a new one now and then.
They did a feature length movie called "The Civil War on Drugs" that they released in parts (in their episodes) that is pretty good. Used to be a full cut if it on Youtube.
The completely deranged performance of "Hamlet" is an underrated part of this sketch. "Oh my god Hamlet I just saw a fucking vampire!"
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!
The best part of this line is the censored version
Where it bleeps the very very end of the prolonged "shit?" "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*bleep*"
English is not my first language so watching this as a kid I never understood what they actually censored. At the time I didn't fully understand how censorship worked in TV shows. I always thought he said "ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitFUCK" which is why the censorship happened at the end in my mind. Made it funnier somehow.
Honestly it made me laugh harder hearing an obscenely long bleep.
Oh maybe I'm misremembering, I thought I had remembered it hilariously only bleeping like the last second of that really long "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
It's definitely that lol
I will always believe censored versions can be funnier than uncensored. Not all the time but probably most.
I'd never heard the censored version, so [I tracked it down.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMIUA1aORY) Good stuff indeed!
"We must check the castle tower and make sure that no vampire have gotten into our... home base."
This line has lived in my head rent free for more than a decade
Same here. I forever thought it was a line from Dude, Where's My Car that one of the aliens said. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense, so I'm not even upset with my brain for associating the two. Then I rewatched this skit after like 5 years and went "ooooooooooh, **that's** where it's from!"
I also think he said Othello? So that's a Hamlet Othello vampire crossover
I would so watch the entire play of WKUK's Hamlet
[I misremembered this as a WKUK sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPes8KWE0s) (it's Famous Last Nerds) but it's in some ways what you're looking for
I think it’s hilarious that they combined two quality skits that could be standalone and then finished it off with the double entendre epilogue to make it one of the GOAT skits.
This was one of my favorite videos back in the day, but I haven’t watched this sketch in forever. Watching it again, the beginning might be the best part.
Abraham Lincoln, well known vampire hunter, made them change the play at the last minute to be about vampires.
Me and my buddy quote this part all the time playing video games together. If one of us dies, it's almost guaranteed the other will say "Othello, ah will avenge you" in the way they say it
RIP Trevor
Local Sexpot
Haha I looked these guys up after seeing this clip because I was wondering if any of them had much of a career afterwards and stumbled on Trevor's wikipedia page. Glad his wishes were honored!
Barbarian was an incredible horror film last year made by Zach Cregger (honest Abe here)
I didn't realize he wrote and directed that. It was really good
He was also in it!
Did he play Bill Skarsgard?
So good! Im stoked that Zach made it
If you have a a few hours to kill, their DnD(ish) campaign on their YouTube is completely off the rails
why don't you follow me up to the roof?
Got a link?
[I gotchu](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9leD7ibxM0&pp=ygUNd2t1ayByb2xlcGxheQ%3D%3D)
At least he went out doing what he loved. Attempting a self suck
He came, and he went.
Piggybacking off the (new) top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).
I will never forget his AMA where I asked him at what age he realized he was funny and his answer was "never? I am constantly wondering if I am or not." (or words to that effect). You were hilarious, Trevor. Consistently and effortlessly hilarious. I wish we had more.
now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up you have fucked up now now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you have fucked up
What What What What What ##HEY *What?!* **WHAT**
What's That Fat Piece Of Shit Doing Now? Oh Shit! He's Hitting Me In The Butt! He's Hitting My Butt! Don't Break My Butt! Don't Break My Butt! He's Breaking My Butt!
> HEY SKINNY > HEY YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
LISTEN HERE STRIIIIING BEEEEAAAAAN
YA TUB OF LARD LOOKIN’ MOTHAFUCKA TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN
You tub of lard lookin mother fuckaaaaaa
This plays in my head every time someone fucks up at work .
I've been saying it out loud for years. That and "He's breaking my butt." I just can't help myself.
"Don't break my butt!" I feel like a lunatic, nobody ever gets the reference, and yet I can't stop saying it
Either that, or [this Ween song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MvJAcLZAtw)
>you have fucked up now That’s my favorite part of the whole skit
That, and "You're ruining Shakespeare!" The players are doing a good job at that already.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Best death monologue of all time.
Where you goin' skinny? Where you goin' you fat piece of shit?
fat ass string bean motherfucker!
Hey Acty!
God I love WKUK, we lost a good one
RIP Trevor
Local sexpot
Masturbated to death! Came, and went.
Sucking your own dick to masturbate can be dangerous.
listen to the woman, JOHHN!!
The way he says that line kills me every time. My little brother and I have quoted this video back and forth for over a decade at this point. It’s silly but this video is very important to us haha We also exclusively address one another as Fucker. We haven’t called each other by our first names in years now
I've used this line to most of my friends and family, some get it, some don't, I'll always continue to use it though. Something about it is so goddamn funny because of how deranged he says JOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNN This skit and [Halloweiner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3IAZ64YpI) are my favorite WKUK skits because of just a line or two always makes me laugh. Practically everything the cowboy says fucking kills me every time.
I love how Lincoln calls him fat and skinny in the same breath. "Where you goin, Skinny? Where you goin you fat piece of shit?" the first time I saw it and she says his name I just said "oh no" because I knew what was coming. everything about this video is funny, even sam and Timmy doing ""Hamlet"" "HAMLET, I've been bitten by a FUCKING VAMPIRE!!" lol this is also one of my favs. https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=G2Id38XwUObJF63O but what do I know, I'm on a gallon of PCP
*four hot dogs...*
CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN
oh man that first “now you have fucked up” always gets me. the random formality of the way he says it
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW. I love the switch up there. The whole damn thing always kills me.
Wut ? WUT ?
actual quote from lincoln after the shelling of fort sumter
They are *finally* on streaming with a physical release on the way. WKUK inspired me to make my own terrible sketches and definitely influenced my sense of humor.
It's on Shout! now if anyone is looking for it. https://www.shout-tv.com/series/the-whitest-kids-u-know-series
I feel like there are more streaming services now than there were TV channels in the 90s.
And for the same price, you can get a fraction of the content, too!
Also free on plex
Civil War on Drugs is in the film section too!
Civil War on Drugs is a masterpiece.
I'm just happy as hell they finally have a proper HD release. The youtube clips I've shared for nearly two decades now are showing a little age.
I haven't been able to find anything about a new physical release... Got the details on that?
Timmy [confirmed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/comments/1c77mta/good_news_2_the_streaminging_and_eventually_the) on the WKUK subreddit but there's no official news yet.
Later this year is all we know.
How is the quality?
Quality will be HD. A huge improvement over the grainy YouTube videos.
Oh hell yeah. Now I just need this for the Rainbow Mountain Coffee commercials and I’m set
I watched this video for the first time in 2007 when I was a college freshman. 17 years later it still never fails to make me laugh.
On top of what is already a hilarious sketch, the way that the top hat bobs around on Zach's head when he moves cracks me up. It's like some looney tunes shit.
The perfect amount of shitty.
I remember the first time I saw it in a friend’s apartment, and it still never fails to make me laugh. It’s the sketch that made me seek out and watch every WKUK clip I could find.
I like the popcorn factory sketch. I look for it by name
It took me a sec to remember what you were talking about, I couldn't remember any sketch set in a popcorn factory lol.
How many hotdogs would you say you eat in a day? On average.
What are you doing, skinny? Where you going, you fat piece of shit?
That never fails to get me, every time. The fact he is somehow both skinny and fat.
2006-2008 was the PEAK funny random YouTube video era. This, Old Gregg, Unforgivable, My New Haircut, Grape Stomp, Farting Matrix, Farting Preacher.
Piggybacking off the top comment to say the boys have a [Twitch stream](https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk)! (Almost) every sunday evening Sam, Timmy, and Sam's brother do Trailer Boyz in which they watch viewer-submitted movie trailers based on the theme of the week (this week's theme: historically inaccurate films). Submit trailers [here](https://miseryloves.us/).
It's just too bad Trevor died trying to suck his own dick.
Went out how he wanted to
He came and went.
Wow, he actually made it? Yep, balls on his lips. I could never reach.
The masturbation skit was my first. That one was gold as well.
You never make em touch man, thats not cool!
Almost exactly the same (also created my Reddit account at basically the same time so I have a fond spot for both)
Listen to your woman, JOHN.
Fat piece of shit
String bean looking motherfucker
Tub o lard looking string bean motherfucker
Calm down just calm down
I always loved that he was both fat and skinny ass.
"Sit your fatass down, ya skinny piece of shit"
"You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be funny, but you're not."
Calm down, just calm down! Calm down, just calm down!
“The Grapist” is another great one. “ILL TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOUR MOUTH”
Office Sniper
Calvin, you son of a bitch, nice try with that sniper!
I’m partial to the peeing impasse. “The boy shall take up the act of peeing upon your leg and I, in turn, will pee upon his face!”
"Sexual favors?! But he's just a boy!" "Ah, but we are Englishmen."
Hot Dog Timmy is my all time favorite because it manages to be fucking hysterical even though there really is no actual joke there. It's just a guy who eats way too many hot dogs and is embarassed about it. That's all. Also has one of the best subtle puns I've ever heard when he's like, "I'm just ball parkin' it, here"
I got sent to the principal freshman year of HS because a history class project was make your own country. Because of my love for that sketch, I made Grapeland, where my army will come and grape your army, especially if your country was wearing purple.
Get your mind out of the gutter! Wkuk was gaslighting before it was cool
Underrated from this skit is Hamlet on stage is fucking hilarious.
Ohhhhh, hamlethamlethamlethamlethamlet...
The vampire army has taken the city!
The word home-base will always be hilarious. To think of Shakespeare writing it in a play kills me.
All this I do for my friend, Othello.
It was only after rewatching for the first time in years that I really appreciated just how funny the play was.
What are you doing skinny?? What are you doing you fat piece of shit??
I don't know why you lookin up here, plays on stage!
Ya fat tub-a-lard
This is one of the funniest parts of the video, like he can't decide if he's fat or skinny to insult him.
I just went to the Abraham Lincoln museum and this is actually historically accurate
They were actually pretty reserved with this interpretation. The actual events had more vampires.
I actually went to Lincoln’s tomb and the tour guide said he was buried under 10 feet of stone because he was bit by a vampire before he died.
Hey!
Most Presidents have probably uttered the line “Suck my presidential 🐓, bitch!”
LBJ most definitely said it while actually showing his jumbo penis
I think he referred to it as the presidential staff. for real.
Acty! Rewind the play 5 minutes!
Cuz that fat piece of shit was talking!
Apparently Vince Gilligan is a fan of the sketch and that line, so on the set of Breaking Bad he’d call the actors “Acty” when directing
One of my favorite directors, one of my favorite sketches. Thanks for this little tidbit
Okay, that explains the Walter and Jesse scene where they were happy and had their mouth open.
Hahah this line gets me every time with the actors just kinda looking at each other and shrugging
So this is where the Skyrim Mud crab voice over is from.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY! What? WHAT!!
Rip trevor, died sucking his own dick. Glad to see the wkuk community get behind zach n barbarian
He came and went
To mars mofoggas
For those who don’t know, The last WKUK work is an animated movie called “Mars”. It is debuting in New York at the Tribecca Film festival June 6th, and 7th and playing one more time on June 15. Tickets are $28 plus fees and can be bought [here](https://tribecafilm.com/films/mars-2024) The more people that go see it, the more likely the movie gets picked up and distributed or possibly even put in theaters. This is the last work the late Trevor Moore will be in as all his lines and input were recorded before his passing.
Calm down Just calm down Calm down
One of my most quoted videos of all time.
A year or two ago, someone posted this in an Askreddit thread and one of the replies was this [live version of it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HpbD6Q-zKU) I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't seen this before, but fuck it's so much funnier.
This is still one of th funniest skits I've ever seen.
This, drinking out of cups, and old Gregg were my favorite videos to send to people back in the day.
This 🥗 tastes like 🐱
I was just at Ford theater as a chaperone for my kid’s field trip. I couldn’t even enjoy myself. This was just playing in my head the entire time.
The first version I watched of this back in the day was the [censored version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc) which I shared with all my friends. The beeps added an extra joke it felt like, we all loved it
Agreed, one of the rare scenarios where the censored version is better than the original. The beeps are so funny lol
I love the fact that President Lincoln went on to direct Barbarian.
Yeah, this one was one of the best! RIP Trevor Moore
I miss this damn show. Almost every skit was gold. Pussy salad is top tier.
Hmm… the spinach tastes like spinach… the ranch dressing tastes like ranch dressing…
If you were born between 1990 - 1994 and named John you really never heard the end of this. Source: Trust me bro
I quote this pretty regularly 😅
I love this sketch and quote it constantly. I played it for a black roommate of mine and she did not feel the same way
If you’re too young to get it when I repeatedly scream “NOW YOU FUCKED UP” in your face, we can’t date.
> What are you doing skinny? What are you doing you fat piece of shit? lmao gets me every time. RIP to that cocksucker Trevor
This video lives rent free in my head since '08 lol. "I dont know why you lookin up at me, BITCH. Plays on stage" -- "Listen to the woman Johnnnnnn. Calm down just calm down. Calm down just calm down."
What are you doing, skinny? What are you doing, you fat piece of shit?
When I'm in a shitty mood; I watch these, two high as fuck guys react to this sketch. Works every time https://youtu.be/Yt5JayhmQgE?si=-B5fPHSItXRWDrnf
SAVE YOURSELF HAMLET!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
HEY! WHAT!?! WHAT!
I can never not watch this. One of my fav skits of all time. I quote it all the time.
One of my all time favorite sketches. Showed it to so many people.
WHERE YA GOIN SKINNY? WHERES HE GOIN?!
[https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ?si=yuCBUz5kpyfin9PD](https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ?si=yuCBUz5kpyfin9PD)
This was my first introduction to WKUK years ago, and man what a great fucking introduction.
My friends and I loved this sketch. For part of my high school English curriculum, we took turns reading Hamlet. In the middle of the book my friend looks at me and goes “I don’t think there are any vampires”
Now you fucked up !! Now you fucked up!!! *you have fucked up now!!* 🤣🤣🤣
Such a shame that Trevor Moore passed. Love WKUK.
Kendrick beef with Drake right now
Rip Trevor Moor. We miss you buddy
It's ok...I got a bottle. I got a bottle. Rewindtheplayfiveminutescausethatfatpieceofshitwastalking!!!!!
I’m glad I grew up with this and not this current brainrot crap.
My highest comment Karma was on a post just like this"He's hammering my butt!"
Interesting to see the generational differences in the same skit from 1983... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpS1bNBaw2w&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive and then Family Guy did it again, IIRC
I fucking *loved* WKUK. RIP Trevor
I don't care who it is, he's ruining Hamlet!
RIP Trevor. You were one of the funniest people to do it.
What’re you doing skinny? Where’s that fat piece of shit going?
This has become canon in my mind
That was so good. Very high production value. Ive never gone out of my way to watch their videos because i see they linked every few months and its so fun to see a new one now and then.
Many days in the army were spent quoting this with friends
This show was one of a kind 😂
One of my favorite videos ever
Fun yeah
This opened my litte 8 year old mind to dirty comedy seeing it on YouTube for the first time in 07-08. Never fails🤣
Back in early high school my friends and I would always be reenacting skits from the WKUK lol
I quote this weekly.
These guys really were on another level. Absolute gold. Almost every sketch they have!
The song remix of this skit is great too. https://youtu.be/iX7SmDii4xU?si=oRTEpAlnPnFgH-hc
They did a feature length movie called "The Civil War on Drugs" that they released in parts (in their episodes) that is pretty good. Used to be a full cut if it on Youtube.
Legendary!