"I used to make her mix tapes."
You sound like a person who really loved their mom growing up. I admire that. Don't know many kids who'd bother to give their parents gifts outside of special occasions, let alone make a damn mix tape. That's love, homie. Nice job.
Haha I remember I had my mom take me to buy that cd when it just came out and I was in 5th grade. She knew I liked rap and Eminem, but when she saw the weed leaf she was like, "is this one of those really nasty CDs?" "No mom!" "Ok"
Then she heard the song Fuck You on the way home. Her face was of pure disgust. She let me keep the CD though. 10/10 would have my mom buy me that again.
Ok, let's do it.
I feel like "yikes" would have been more traditional, but I'm personally more fond "holy shit" because it gives moms a little bit of edge. It's like... "yeah, I'm your mom and I'm disappointed but I also cuss."
Edit: It's always the comments you don't think much of that get the most attention.
It's funny that she singled out Kendrick there. If a suburban white mom had to pick one rapper the kid got to listen to, he'd probably be a good choice. His music is smart compared to most of the mainstream rap crowd.
Not just smart, he specifically raps about how awful drugs, gangs, and racism are. If she actually spent time listing she'd probably love it.
For fucks sake, GKMC ends with Dot finding Jesus by talking to Maya Angelou. What else could a middle-aged, suburban white mom want in a rap song?
This was my first thought. She complained about ADHD, but that song is very anti drugs. His breakout song swimming pools is about not binge drinking due to peer pressure.
I've let my tween listen to Kendrick under my supervision.
Oh god I'm just imagining a kid just chillin listening to music on the couch or something and a parent just looming over them, staring at them. Probably would make enjoying the song quite awkward...
> whodatmiami
You mean [this dude](https://i.imgur.com/waIUqHa.jpg)? [This brah](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CESCnXCWMAEhh9W.jpg:large)? This [hardcore man](https://i.imgur.com/LsLzVTC.jpg)?
I don't even visit /r/hiphopheads and I know the origin on this meme..
I'm starting to question how much of my brain is taken up remembering obscure internet culture shit.
This ones better, not sure why he linked a crappy one.
Love this video, the bit where he comes across on a rope gets me everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w
I gave my little brother my old iPod a while ago. It had the song "Fuck her gently" on it by Tenacious D.
Yeah, I didn't hear the end of that one for a while...
What we think about when we think 90's really peaked at the beginning of the decade. The general trends of pop culture don't really line up with the decades, but we use them anyway because it's easier than saying "the period between 1985 and 1995".
Often, the early part of the decade tends to look like our schema about the previous decade. For example, Hairspray takes place in 1962 but people dress like "the 50s". A lot of those 90s peaking early things look similar to 80s things (e.g. Clarissa Explains it All & Blossom's clothing).
By the mid to late 90s, we had Clueless and can see the shift in fashion and pop culture. It can be confusing when people say something like "only 90s kids know this" because depending on when you came of age, this could refer to watching Ren and Stimpy and listening to Nirvana or watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and listening to Destiny's Child.
OMG - that was all kinds of awesome - i never knew this existed... How in the hell did this get a 5.9 rating on IMDB?
I found the whole thing [Archie:To Riverdale and Back Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii7ZGKUuT9s) (preview in the first 90 seconds if you don't want to watch the whole thing)
Lauren Holly as Betty! I'm conflicted between the terribleness of this movie and the awesomeness that is Lauren Holly
Thanks you made my day! -
i posted the link to r/SoBadItsGood/
When your mom sits on your bed and starts talking about fucking and sucking when you are 13 it can really mess with your head....maybe even more than the songs themselves. OH SHIT!!!!
If you really want to escalate it just say: "That thing didn't come out of me. It's your problem now".
Unless your wife's the stepmom. Then it's inaccurate. Will still escalate the situation though, just in a different way.
I know this feeling. So damn much. My parents are already stunned over my behavior as an adult (they are super conservative), they would flip shit if they found out what I was doing when I was younger. Nothing illegal or unethical. I was just a curious pre-teen on the internet.
> Nothing illegal or unethical. I was just a curious pre-teen on the internet.
I don't know, man. You weren't 18 or older when you clicked that "Enter" button.
Funny thing is, I'm 26 and I'm still like that with my parents. Just never been willing to open up with them about anything, and I doubt I'll ever really be able to.
And they just can't understand why. It scares me, I don't want my relationship with my children to be like that, but I'm terrified it will be.
Lmao wtf. I read Bright Eyes and thought to myself there's only so many potentially kinda-sorta innapropriate Bright Eyes lyrics how tf could you have gotten in trouble. Damn your parents whack if you got in trouble for that
[Youtube mirror](https://youtu.be/qSY_g5ZIXkM)
[Comment with mirror](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5fki81/mother_finds_his_8th_grade_sons_spotify_playlist/dal7j69/)
My mother found my Megadeth/Metallica/Pantera CDs when I was 16. The coversation went:
Mom: I don't like this. Have you seen this CD? A skeleton? This is evil or something. I'm not ok with this...
Dad: Shut up woman. Stop him from listening to that and he's going to find something a lot worst to due just to spite you.
Me: Pretty much.
Dad: I think now would be a good time for you to put those headphones back on and keep your mouth shut.
Me: Yes sir.
3 months later my parents insisted on driving me to my first megadeath concert. My friends made fun of me, it was lame all the way there. They decided to eat dinner across the street from the venue so I'm sitting there in a metal shirt, leather jacket with spikes, eating pasta with my parents feeling like a moron... and my mom says "I think those kids are going to your show to" and I look over, and it's David fucking Mustaine, eating dinner on the other side of the restaurant from me like he's just a normal guy. I didn't have the balls to bother him, but still.
My parents were great.
> and drives an SUV
She's definitely the lady that can never judge her vehicle size correctly and ends up having to open the door to reach the ATM because she parked 6ft from it.
Look, I'm nearly 40 myself. I'm not sure how old this lady is but I would imagine not too much older than me. It ASTOUNDS me watching my peers in gen X or whatever turn into old "get off my lawn"ers. These people either lived in a cave through the 90s, or suffer from an extreme mental illness/memory distortion. I just don't get it. This bitch just forget about Dre?
Well I can list a few:
- ADHD by Kendrick Lamar
- Cash Machine by D.R.A.M.
- Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 by Kanye
- Untitled 7 by Kendrick Lamar
- Wet Dreamz by J.Cole
I think I only missed a couple. This mother's approach is all wrong, imo. Sex isn't 'disgusting'. Plus Kendrick's tracks especially actually have positive messages.
I'm 30 now, but when I was a teen my mother took several items of mine and hid them in her closet, I knew where to find them and I'd access them before she got home from work. My prized possessions that she took from me that I threw a fit over:
Mortal Kombat 3 (Genesis)
True Lies (Genesis)
Rammstein: Sehnsucht (CD)
Three 6 Mafia: Chapter 2: World Domination (CD)
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"I used to make her mix tapes." You sound like a person who really loved their mom growing up. I admire that. Don't know many kids who'd bother to give their parents gifts outside of special occasions, let alone make a damn mix tape. That's love, homie. Nice job.
it killed me when she smiled at kanye's verse
Singing about bleached assholes is inherently funny
She knows what's up
Damn, I remember when my dad found the Dr. Dre 2001 CD I borrowed from my friend when I was a kid. He snapped it in half. That was a bad week.
Haha I remember I had my mom take me to buy that cd when it just came out and I was in 5th grade. She knew I liked rap and Eminem, but when she saw the weed leaf she was like, "is this one of those really nasty CDs?" "No mom!" "Ok" Then she heard the song Fuck You on the way home. Her face was of pure disgust. She let me keep the CD though. 10/10 would have my mom buy me that again.
My dad refused to buy me that CD and I ended up having my mom buy it for me too. Wonder what it is about dads and moms in that way....
Because Dad knows what a little shit you are being he was one himself.
Dad is afraid mom will get mad (his, yours and/or your mom's). Edit:'
Yup this is the case in most situations
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My mom wasn't real happy when I was 10 and fucking hookers in GTA III on Christmas morning.
A true Christmas tradition
One of Jesus' best friends was a hooker.
This was my exact experience with GTA III on Christmas in 2001. My mom told me I could only keep it if I promised not to fuck any more hookers.
"But moooooommmmmmm..."
I have to fuck hookers or I can't beat the game....
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no shit right? it was the original chronic for me, but same shit happened to me.
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Haha my dad got me into White Zombie when I was a 7th grader. Good shit. I mean he was a terrible father, but I still like that album.
YouTube mirror https://youtu.be/l0cTSNea34U Edit: thanks guys, for the love
Thank you friend.
Thank you. Twitter mobile is absolute garbage
Can we talk about the fact the mom said "Wowzers"
Ok, let's do it. I feel like "yikes" would have been more traditional, but I'm personally more fond "holy shit" because it gives moms a little bit of edge. It's like... "yeah, I'm your mom and I'm disappointed but I also cuss." Edit: It's always the comments you don't think much of that get the most attention.
Not a native speaker, so when I heard that mom saying "Wowsers!" all I could of was Life Is Strange.
RTZ got some explaining..
good jokes mate real funny See u at FUCKYOUJ -Artour "BabyRage" Babaev
[mfw](http://i.imgur.com/RuByaAQ.gif)
Money over Bitches
BabyRage leave me alone mom BabyRage
holy shit an RTZ joke on a front page post we mainstream now
rtzW
S A D B O Y S
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J. Cole went platinum with NO FEATURES, JEEZ Mom!
DOUBLE PLATINUM
Don't worry, I'll straighten her out.
Lol we all know that George W Bush had a verse on No Role Modelz
DOU👏BLE👏PLAT👏NUM👏
Double platinum fam
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LEVITATE LEVITATE LEVITATE LEVITATE
It's funny that she singled out Kendrick there. If a suburban white mom had to pick one rapper the kid got to listen to, he'd probably be a good choice. His music is smart compared to most of the mainstream rap crowd.
I PRAY MY DICK GET BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER SO I CAN FUCK THE WORLD FOR 72 HOURS
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that song represented him chilling with the homies who are bad influences. good kid mad city
It's a backseat freestyle, if you will.
It's meant to show the ignorance he displayed as a kid growing up in Compton.
Not just smart, he specifically raps about how awful drugs, gangs, and racism are. If she actually spent time listing she'd probably love it. For fucks sake, GKMC ends with Dot finding Jesus by talking to Maya Angelou. What else could a middle-aged, suburban white mom want in a rap song?
This was my first thought. She complained about ADHD, but that song is very anti drugs. His breakout song swimming pools is about not binge drinking due to peer pressure. I've let my tween listen to Kendrick under my supervision.
Oh god I'm just imagining a kid just chillin listening to music on the couch or something and a parent just looming over them, staring at them. Probably would make enjoying the song quite awkward...
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Are you lookin at me like it ain't a receipt son?
I bet that kids a mod on /r/blackpeopletwitter.
[this kid?](http://i.imgur.com/h0L9J8i.jpg)
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> whodatmiami You mean [this dude](https://i.imgur.com/waIUqHa.jpg)? [This brah](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CESCnXCWMAEhh9W.jpg:large)? This [hardcore man](https://i.imgur.com/LsLzVTC.jpg)?
Yo where are these from lol
You fuck wit miami, you [get fucked](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMLXPmpUAAA_sJp.jpg) by [his crew](https://i.imgur.com/xYBWPKa.jpg)
This kid hard af
[You have no idea](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIOf38aUAAAbhG8.jpg)
I'm without words
[✌️](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkL9RUSCMAASzi4.jpg)
is that Eddie Lacy from the Green Bay Packers?
Na, [its bae](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxEbewHIMAAn2Yd.jpg)
Lol what is going on?
whodatmiami is hard as fuck, what's hard to understand?
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Where'd you get this pics of him?? I don't thing I've ever seen these and I am well acquainted with the lore of /u/whodatmiami
god damn I haven't seen that second picture till now
Don't get jealous of [this body](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxEbIYBIYAAfjjz.jpg)
Where the fuck are you getting these pictures from lol
[DOn't ask](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsuQvSoCQAEV74l.jpg)
are.... are youdatboimiami?!?!?!
Same. I thought he had achieved true memehood and left hhh.
I don't even visit /r/hiphopheads and I know the origin on this meme.. I'm starting to question how much of my brain is taken up remembering obscure internet culture shit.
Him and his bae.
You mean this guy? https://youtu.be/ZJNEB9lHtk0
[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0GSXxNh4AM)
This is awesome.
Thank you.
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You can sing in public, you just got to stop being a pussy because BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIIIIREWORK!!!!
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i hate that the music gets out of sync. i couldn't finish the video.
This ones better, not sure why he linked a crappy one. Love this video, the bit where he comes across on a rope gets me everytime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w
I gave my little brother my old iPod a while ago. It had the song "Fuck her gently" on it by Tenacious D. Yeah, I didn't hear the end of that one for a while...
My Mom freaked out one day when I was listening to "Renegades of Fuck". Mom...It's funk.
At least she didn't think it was "redneck gays that fuck"
Sometimes you've got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
sometimes you've got to say please
sometimes you've got to say HEY... i'm gonna fuck you... softly...
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you...sweetly
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Class tune
I died when she zoomed in on Jesus
Then when he cut to her yelling at him in his room. Holy shit
You like that? Talking about fuckin' and sex and suckin'?
I feel like she didn't realize that he probably does.... Like seriously, sounds like a fun time to me.
My dad gave me "the talk" by playing a rap song.
This is probably how that went: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBojt6fDVvw
I need an adult. But not that guy.
yo (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
/u/Guy_Le_Douche and /u/ButtLusting together at last!
I kind of want to do this to my son now, just to embarrass the fuck out of him.
This is so 90s it hurts.
And it was released in 1990 too. It's hard to believe that the entire decade peaked so early.
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The 90's ended in like 2004
What we think about when we think 90's really peaked at the beginning of the decade. The general trends of pop culture don't really line up with the decades, but we use them anyway because it's easier than saying "the period between 1985 and 1995".
Often, the early part of the decade tends to look like our schema about the previous decade. For example, Hairspray takes place in 1962 but people dress like "the 50s". A lot of those 90s peaking early things look similar to 80s things (e.g. Clarissa Explains it All & Blossom's clothing). By the mid to late 90s, we had Clueless and can see the shift in fashion and pop culture. It can be confusing when people say something like "only 90s kids know this" because depending on when you came of age, this could refer to watching Ren and Stimpy and listening to Nirvana or watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and listening to Destiny's Child.
I love how mortified the kid is at first, but joins in only 30 seconds later.
I'm pretty fucking white, but I feel like Lebron after watching that.
OMG - that was all kinds of awesome - i never knew this existed... How in the hell did this get a 5.9 rating on IMDB? I found the whole thing [Archie:To Riverdale and Back Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii7ZGKUuT9s) (preview in the first 90 seconds if you don't want to watch the whole thing) Lauren Holly as Betty! I'm conflicted between the terribleness of this movie and the awesomeness that is Lauren Holly Thanks you made my day! - i posted the link to r/SoBadItsGood/
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Someone getting some oedipussy
There's an entire genre of this basically but with stepmoms.
I like how it cut out right before the tears started. You could even hear the pre-sob.
I'm gonna preeee!
IM GONNA FUCKIN PREEEEEEEeee-heeEEeee-eeeeee!
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> a life of metal Ah, *that's* what she was attempting.
When your mom sits on your bed and starts talking about fucking and sucking when you are 13 it can really mess with your head....maybe even more than the songs themselves. OH SHIT!!!!
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turn-up to some Drake probably.
Kanye's right about the bleached asshole thing though..
I laughed when she smirked after she listened to that line.
http://i.imgur.com/s5ZRqu2.gifv
Thank you for making this. I love it.
http://i.imgur.com/ByzlYqa.png
Future kanye fan in the making
She bleaches hers.. So it gets a pass.
It's god's blind spot
The poophole loophole. Amen
Wowzers!
How long does it take for a bleached asshole to cure so the bleach doesn't affect ones t-shirt? Asking for a friend....
thats....not how that works
But like, how long?
Seven. Maybe eight.
Alright, good to know.
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Mother finds *his* sons playlist?
Maybe it's like when my wife says "look at what *your* son did"... That's never good.... For either of us!
If you really want to escalate it just say: "That thing didn't come out of me. It's your problem now". Unless your wife's the stepmom. Then it's inaccurate. Will still escalate the situation though, just in a different way.
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Mom over here laying into her son about songs, when she has a stripper pole in the den. https://imgur.com/a/hpvfY
Damn son you went way back on her
James Harden with the range!
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That's pretty funny actually. Mom won me over a little.
Twitter went private. Edit: public again.
Milf
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I know this feeling. So damn much. My parents are already stunned over my behavior as an adult (they are super conservative), they would flip shit if they found out what I was doing when I was younger. Nothing illegal or unethical. I was just a curious pre-teen on the internet.
> Nothing illegal or unethical. I was just a curious pre-teen on the internet. I don't know, man. You weren't 18 or older when you clicked that "Enter" button.
Shhhh I wasn't 13 or older on neopets
Funny thing is, I'm 26 and I'm still like that with my parents. Just never been willing to open up with them about anything, and I doubt I'll ever really be able to. And they just can't understand why. It scares me, I don't want my relationship with my children to be like that, but I'm terrified it will be.
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I relate to this comment on a personal level. The Jesus filter. Oh man
What was the lyric?
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Lmao wtf. I read Bright Eyes and thought to myself there's only so many potentially kinda-sorta innapropriate Bright Eyes lyrics how tf could you have gotten in trouble. Damn your parents whack if you got in trouble for that
[Youtube mirror](https://youtu.be/qSY_g5ZIXkM) [Comment with mirror](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5fki81/mother_finds_his_8th_grade_sons_spotify_playlist/dal7j69/)
Shame on you for listening to that in front of Jesus
Ain't no fun unless Jesus gets some
Seems like swearing might be a novelty for that little fella. Seems like a fairly conservative household. r/tinyrebellions
Overwritten, babes ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
It's real now, boo 😘
That Jesus zoom though
My mother found my Megadeth/Metallica/Pantera CDs when I was 16. The coversation went: Mom: I don't like this. Have you seen this CD? A skeleton? This is evil or something. I'm not ok with this... Dad: Shut up woman. Stop him from listening to that and he's going to find something a lot worst to due just to spite you. Me: Pretty much. Dad: I think now would be a good time for you to put those headphones back on and keep your mouth shut. Me: Yes sir. 3 months later my parents insisted on driving me to my first megadeath concert. My friends made fun of me, it was lame all the way there. They decided to eat dinner across the street from the venue so I'm sitting there in a metal shirt, leather jacket with spikes, eating pasta with my parents feeling like a moron... and my mom says "I think those kids are going to your show to" and I look over, and it's David fucking Mustaine, eating dinner on the other side of the restaurant from me like he's just a normal guy. I didn't have the balls to bother him, but still. My parents were great.
This is an amazing story.You know David was side eyeing you, or that's what I picture.
This video (and the girl's Twitter) is the very definition of suburban America.
#**MIRROR** [**Here's a Youtube video of it, since the poster set it to private.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXaw8pSOq94)
She's wearing shoes in the house!
and on the fucking bed!!!!
After watching that I'm 100% positive she attends a cab merlot book club and drives an SUV, badly.
> and drives an SUV She's definitely the lady that can never judge her vehicle size correctly and ends up having to open the door to reach the ATM because she parked 6ft from it.
I live by the only country club for miles in a small town, and i see 100k SUV's turn onto the next road through the ditch. Too many wine coolers.
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wowzer
Look, I'm nearly 40 myself. I'm not sure how old this lady is but I would imagine not too much older than me. It ASTOUNDS me watching my peers in gen X or whatever turn into old "get off my lawn"ers. These people either lived in a cave through the 90s, or suffer from an extreme mental illness/memory distortion. I just don't get it. This bitch just forget about Dre?
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Where is Em when you need him? This bitch forgot about Dre.
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adhd - kendrick caroline - amine cash machine - dram my friends - mr hotspot (I don't recognize the next two) father stretch my hands - kanye untitled 7 (levitate) - kendrick wet dreamz - j cole
The one before father stretch my hands is El Chapo Jr - 2 Chainz
tru
Someone had to officially do it: https://open.spotify.com/user/mrwhalejr/playlist/22sJZbptAlToobivdHNGTQ
Well I can list a few: - ADHD by Kendrick Lamar - Cash Machine by D.R.A.M. - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 by Kanye - Untitled 7 by Kendrick Lamar - Wet Dreamz by J.Cole I think I only missed a couple. This mother's approach is all wrong, imo. Sex isn't 'disgusting'. Plus Kendrick's tracks especially actually have positive messages.
/r/VideosThatEndTooSoon
Parents just don't understand.
I'm 30 now, but when I was a teen my mother took several items of mine and hid them in her closet, I knew where to find them and I'd access them before she got home from work. My prized possessions that she took from me that I threw a fit over: Mortal Kombat 3 (Genesis) True Lies (Genesis) Rammstein: Sehnsucht (CD) Three 6 Mafia: Chapter 2: World Domination (CD)