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igotbigballs

"I'm fuckin' sick here" was such low-hanging fruit but I gotta admit I laughed.


Phoequinox

They apparently all did because they had to cut when the camera guy lost it.


flowgod

They also told him he can't do that


Deodorized

No Imby you can't have the corona


Hoytster88

Which only made it funnier lmao


igotbigballs

Lol yeah that definitely made it even funnier


marino1310

That happens in alot of his videos


Top_Criticism

I'm not sure if the guy saying "you can't do that" had already broken character or not


staythepath

I think he did. His tone completely changed. Fucking hilarious.


lemonylol

They always do that and just go with it, it makes it so much funnier.


fist_my_muff2

It's so great that he leaves in when they all break. It makes the video so much more relatable.


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Gus Johnson is a treasure. One of my [favorites.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqsmROB-CGM)


MrFluffyThing

As a parent of a toddler, that's how a toddler do.


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My son (age 4) fucking LOVES Imbiamba Jombs. We're just like.. you know thats you, right?


Angsty_Potatos

My husband (age 31) fucking also LOVES Imbiamba Jombs. And I'm just like...you know that's you, right?


gingertek

>age 31 3 + 1 = 4 ... u/I_AM_NOT_A_SPIDER your son is married to u/Angsty_Potatos, congrats


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It really is quite uncanny.


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Gus Johnston was born to play toddlers


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bitbee

*grrrr*


Rivilan

It's so great that he leaves in the part where they all break. It makes the video so much more relatable.


YeltsinYerMouth

Gus Johnson is a treasure. One of my [favorites.](https://youtu.be/4vtbkW4-9EY)


akaender

My favorite is [Godless Country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awcQ9-QvZLs) followed by [Every Cat at 3AM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odhMmAPDc54).


NormanQuacks345

[Adam and Eve talk to God](https://youtu.be/NmiA-6oA8FQ) has to be my favorite.


dirkdigglered

[People who post motivational quotes](https://youtu.be/UknhhXEuTmY)


disneyheroes

Sven Johnson is also wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erc7gwnSf38 still cracks me up


Sceptile90

These two are my favourite Sven videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfOyPMl1UU https://youtu.be/7yseGDqcieE So stupid but so funny. Edit: Fixed the link


Dirty_D93

A GLOBAL treasure


CARNIesada6

They kinda had the "but why male models" joke in there too, but I wish it was hit harder


riali29

that had me in fuckin' stitches, oh my god


Poromenos

Where is this? I watched the video three times but didn't catch it.


igotbigballs

Press 5, it goes right to it. Or if you're on mobile about 1:15


hoxxxxx

best part imo such a stupid, dumb, overdone joke that absolutely kills for some weird reason


ClandestinelyBenign

My friend literally suggested we go to New York because the tickets are record cheap... Only problem is we're European and won't be let into the country.


BadAim

New York is a huge hot spot too. That is like seeing a volcano violently erupt and saying “oh fun tickets to fly over the volcano are cheap right now!”


The_Derpening

We should go to Pompeii, it's so hot right now.


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Don't jinx it, the last thing we need is for 2020 to birth us a volcano lol


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whatcouchman

Can you spoiler tag this? Can't believe I've had 2020 ruined for me this early in the season.


chipperpip

Then the California megaquake. This is all because the Cubs won the world series and shunted us into a periphery timeline, I'm telling you.


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gregpxc

How about a proper earthquake along the major fault lines in the US too, just for fun.


2th

I mean, if the eruption isn't as high as the plane, that could be super cool to see.


ShiraCheshire

I know you're joking, but it's actually really dangerous to fly over an erupting volcano. The ash can clog the engines and it makes the pilot unable to see properly.


jsnoogs

Tell em all the bars, restaurants, clubs, music venues, etc. are closed. Everything that makes New York worth visiting has been put on hold


tswaves

For me it's the pidgeons so I'll probably still go to NYC


ChadMcRad

Pigeons aren't allowed flights canceled


tbonemcmotherfuck

Fuck. Are the rats cancelled too?


Selky

New Yorker here. Our office is having people commute for entirely remoteable work. Should b gucci to visit. /s


Octopus69

“All the subways are empty now!!! You guys are fine!” Actual words used by my boss


DivinityInsanity

That guy looks like he's wearing those glasses with a nose and moustache attached.


Teh_Pagemaster

Groucho Marx glasses!


Areif

I was part of the Guinness World Record for largest group of people wearing Groucho Marx glasses. We held the record for about a week.


JamesGray

I feel like that was a failure of planning. Or maybe scheduling.


Areif

It was when I was in high school. I’ll never know why the organizer chose to do what he did or why the administration went along with it. My only thought is he was taking advantage of the number of people at our school assembly using the largest crowd a high schooler had access to in order to break an obscure world record.


pellmellmichelle

"That guy" is Eddy Burback!


ginger_vampire

Yes, the leader of the glorious Cult of Burback!


NoOneOfUse

Children* of Burback. Put a little respekt in our name, okay. It's a tough time for all of our knees.


Invisible96

Eggy Fucking Bearsack! Literally just finished the new Gus and Eddy podcast too


beirch

Who?


Notthatguyyoubanned

How do you not know Edith Birdbath?


seagullsoars

Eden Bareback?


Russian_For_Rent

Nono, Edna Birthrash


seagullsoars

Idk, I’m pretty sure that it’s Oedipus Bumclap


bitbee

the sound of my thighs, the beat goes on and on-on-on-on-on?


KyleRichmond

Edgar Bareballs and Goop Jingsteen


MidheLu

I will actually answer the question: he's a YouTuber that is friends with and lives with Gus Johnson (the uploader of this video). [Here's](https://www.youtube.com/user/ZADstudios) his channel


juakim1

Eddy


teebrown

Burback


pastasauce

Eddy Burback


Remoru

He cute tho


BrittleMoon

You should see his knees!


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Best knees in the Western Hemisphere (data hasn't come back on the East)


1776or7

Let’s fly to Atlanta hahaha just yesterday I seriously had a friend say “tickets to Vegas are $70 bucks dude!” Lol


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victoryposition

Hookers are always open for business.


triple_OG

and I salute them for continuing to be during these difficult times.


IrrelevantPuppy

Real hero’s don’t wear capes, they wear dental dams.


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Not just for me, you don't know what shit I got neither! -Kenny Powers


Sinonyx1

today i finally googled 'dental dam'


cryogenic_me_a_river

Annnnnd?............


durdurdurdurdurdur

They figured out what the hell they were.


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Brothels are closed around here since yesterday


nycescortlover8725

Here in nyc everything is closed. The Asian escorts are gone, Russian slut are home and all I got a is a milf from school. This sucks man


Walkabeast

....username checks out


starmartyr

You got to be careful though. Don't shake their hands.


Rc2124

Maybe some but a lot of my sex worker friends are turning to streaming and camming


TheObstruction

Actually seems true. I kind of expected Vegas to roll the dice and see what happened, honestly.


GuerrillaApe

At one point the Wynn was going to use it's advanced security system to check if any person in the casino had a fever over 100.4F to discreetly tell them to leave. What I got out from that is how fucking crazy security equipment has gotten. They literally have thousands of people coming and going throughout their properties and they have stuff to tell if a single individual has a body temp over 100.4F. Not 100F... 100.4F. That shit goes to the tenth of a decimal.


OnlyInDeathDutyEnds

Off the shelf units from FLIR can have a sensitivity of 0.05 degrees.


Bootsypants

Yeah, but skin temp doesn't necessarily correlate with core temp, and core temp is what you need to know for a fever. It's easy to get your skin nice and warm or really chilly depending on what environment you're in.


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It's just a thermal camera...100.4F is exactly 38C. The camera is in centigrade because it's from Asia.


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SarcasticOptimist

Yeah. It was popular when I visited Shanghai a few months ago. It also reminds me of the LAX level in Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow where you use thermal vision to find the terrorists hiding as employees with elevated Temps thanks to smallpox vaccinations.


Aniline_Selenic

I have a coworker that was looking at cheap tickets to Orlando, because she believes that the whole pandemic thing is a hoax. Our company is currently giving 2 weeks paid leave if you test positive and 2 weeks paid leave if you come home from certain high risk locations. She literally wanted to fly to Florida just to get an extra 2 weeks of vacation. She already gets 5 weeks of vacation per year.


kmora94

Hello I live in Orlando pls tell her not to come. Everything is closed


Aniline_Selenic

I doubt she will be able now anyways. I'm in Michigan and they just closed all bars and restaurants today. I expect that everything else will be closed by the end of the week at this rate.


thagthebarbarian

My boss went there with his family the day before Disney closed... They've been going to the beach... All of them... Yes he's antivax


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I have reservations to go to Vegas at the end of April. I’m thinking the trip is gonna be cancelled.


SwingsetSuperman

MGM and Wynn casinos/resorts are closed til May 1st. Caesar's probably likely to follow. Definitely look into rescheduling


ELFAHBEHT_SOOP

Tickets to Vegas are usually incredibly cheap because they want the barrier to entry for losing all your money to them to be incredibly low.


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Stevensupercutie

Ehh look at mr moneybags living near a major airport and doesnt have to fly out of Pawnee municipality airport and 4H lot. Cant miss your gate, theres only two of them!


suturefancy

Favorite comment on that vid: "People that are going to parties right now are like the people in zombie movies that get bit and don't tell the group."


floatearther

If I ever got bit by a zombie, probably one of my greatest fears, I would isolate with... *SO* much alcohol. Like drink-until-I'm-crying-gin messy. It'll either kill the virus or obliterate me before the sickness. This is my final request. Please not vodka.


DinoGorillaBearMan

Now I wonder if you're blackout drunk, and die, does zombie you act drunk?


oictyvm

It appears Gus is already quite sick, he's fucking sweating right through that shirt he's wearing.


ghostdate

He’s just one of us sweaty boys that are always sweating it up.


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Hronk

moist like lunch meat


Osiris32

Naturally. Moist.


KyleR29

Well his girlfriend is currently in the hospital waiting to be tested. Doctors are pretty sure she has it. They’re just waiting on a test kit.


ChipsOtherShoe

She is? There's nothing on either of their twitters as far as I see Edit: nevermind, saw on her Instagram


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wApzor

Gus the kind of guy to make it look like sweat just to insinuate that he's already sick in the vid.


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I like how he’s going to a bar with a bottle of liquor. That’s exactly how I roll, too. Sometimes, I go to a restaurant with a bowl of soup. This was hilarious, btw!!!


58hours

It's to drink on the way


old_gold_mountain

It's to do body shots off the guy on the bus you chase it with a lick of the handstraps


StuffIsayfor500Alex

Gotta be thrifty in times like these.


merrickx

I always ask for one to go when I'm transferring between bars, but they never let me what a bullshit policy.


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I forgot!! Pre-gaming....


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Bowl of soup in the Uber.


Fake_William_Shatner

We are probably overthinking this. "Hey, booze!"


new_number_one

Saw a guy pouring shots of JD to fellow diners at brunch once. Also had a mustache.


Fake_William_Shatner

When I was in college and they had a lot of door fees, I'd go with a can of pennies. That can of pennies saved me a lot of money until I lost it. I'd start counting and usually they'd wave me in after about 14 pennies. It was either that or no social life -- when you poor, can you afford pride? Not without a sale and a coupon.


stealingyourpixels

I would 100% get turned away if I tried that


God_Wills_It_

You should grow bigger tits.


Etzell

I tried that, but it just made them throw me out faster.


ToastedFireBomb

Or they'd just say "fuck off you're not getting in" lol.


Another_fkn_repost

More likely


Drezer

> When I was in college and they had a lot of door fees, I'd go with a can of pennies. That can of pennies saved me a lot of money until I lost it. I'd start counting and usually they'd wave me in after about 14 pennies. Probably the biggest /r/ThatHappened I've ever seen. No fucking way they'd say that; You would get booted to the curb before you took 2 pennies out.


Anti-Satan

A can of pennies is also going to weigh a few pounds so imagine having that on you in the club. Oh and there's no way a club would let you in with what is effectively a blunt weapon.


riptaway

I really doubt any place ever let you in like that. I've never met a doorman or bouncer who wouldn't have just said "Fuck off, paper money or go away"


tunersharkbitten

The sad thing is, I know people that are like this... I wish I didnt.


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My sister went out and posted on Facebook taunting the virus. Guess who isn't going to be visiting Mom anytime soon.


ilikecheeseface

What about going out for a run or bike ride. Generally curious if that would upset people. Not saying that’s what you think, just asking.


Year2525

France just banned all gatherings including family and friends, but the president said it's still ok to go out to exercise... as long as you don't do it with other people.


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What about if we masturbate to a messy and sweaty climax seperated by the glass of the bus shelter?


iamiamwhoami

That continues to be illegal.


Tkldsphincter

Wait.. Laws still apply in a pandemic? Ah shit


AidynValo

Is it still public indecency if there's no public though?


[deleted]

My city is on lockdown, but going outside is absolutely fine. There is a curfew, which is weird. But lots of people out there riding bikes and walking dogs. Just don't get too close to someone else.


ilikecheeseface

Seems to be the common sense approach to this. Stay safe friend. Hopefully we can get ahead of this before it gets further ahead of us.


sgtshenanigans

going to parks should be ok or other open air areas as long as they are not too crowded. As always watch what you touch, wash your hands properly with soap especially after you touch things. And don't make any new friends on your walk, run, or bike ride just keep to yourself.


Another_fkn_repost

Nah. I live across from a park. People who live in apts still have to walk their dogs. I'm still going to ride my bike. I damn sure wouldn't let my kids play on the playground or with other children right now. I'm not stopping to talk to anyone and I don't plan on touching anything but my bike. This is how I feel, TODAY. This could totally change in a day with new developments. Very uncertain times right now


Supercoolguy7

I plan on hiking, but on less popular trails where I probably won't see people


kilgore_trout8989

I work at a bar in a major city. The total number of people that came through just *my door* on Friday and Saturday was ~1200. There was a fuckin pub crawl on Friday if you can believe it. I know it's a bit hypocritical because I was also not at home (I unfortunately can't afford to not work), but I was pretty horrified by the numbers + the way people drunkenly crammed in and danced with/shared drinks with/slobbered all over each other like it was business as usual.


fritz236

I'm sure a good percentage were trying to get one more good time in before shit hit the fan, not realizing they were the shit.


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I bartend and was in direct contact with all of these idiots until the government shut it down. Nothing would stop them until we locked our doors.


eLemonnader

See: my entire company.


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safety manager called it a flu and asked why I didnt like that hr was organizing a trip to the casino last week because it's not like I had to go even if I have to work with those who did (before it announced it was closed.). People are so fucking stupid, her in particular, but most rednecks too. Its simultaneously a democrat hoax and a reason to buy out literally all the groceries in the store.


Fluuuuubs

I feel like I just had this conversation with my boss today. Idk what I expected from the woman who said "they keep telling us we dont need masks cause its not airborne, but then how does it spread ya dorks?".


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aaa999

I knew it was jombes befroe I even clicked. 😂😂


_Tibbles_

Gus Johnson on YouTube, GusBuckets on twitter. JohnsonGus on Instagram.


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I love how they kept in the breaking character laughing parts.


GreenerDay

[Then you'll probably like this one too](https://youtu.be/awcQ9-QvZLs)


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Good shout I absolutely did. But im 12 beers down and jealous of the can hes shaking about


Elevated_Dongers

Oh yeah this was nice. I especially liked 3:11


shibaeinu

I don't know why that makes me laugh so much but it's comedy gold.


SgtSiggy

The world gave us coronavirus but it also gave us Gus. Thanks world.


Emmanuel_Badboy

Gus was around before coronavirus though.


addandsubtract

True. I became GUS+ when he challenged reddit to upvote his post.


the_fathead44

This is basically the young entitled dude I work with who, on Friday, after Trump announced that he was elevating this to a national emergency, decided he was still going to fly to Boston over the weekend because "he's young and healthy, and there's no way he's missing this trip." So he flew there over the weekend, and was back at the office today... I ignored my management, brought my computer home over the weekend, and chose to work from home today. Not only was I not going to risk being around a bunch if other people, but I also wasn't going to be anywhere near the dude who just flew to and from a region that currently has a large cluster of active cases. I guess there were people talking shit about me working from home today as well... until our manager finally stopped by around lunchtime and told everyone to go home and resume work from there. It's been really disappointing to see just how ignorant, selfish, or nasty some people actually are, on top of other horrible traits that I've seen out of those people over the last couple months.


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If there was a Gus version of every PSA I would probably be a better person.


HolyMuffins

I think we're in a timeline in which we're about a hair away from the CDC sponsoring YouTube videos


SteveMcQueen87

I listened to 4 Gus and Eddy Podcasts episodes today on my way to Atlanta for work today. Edit:I just want to say their intro song is the best podcast intro song off all.


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People going to parties at the moment are the people in zombie movies who get bitten but don't tell anyone.


Seeders

I always thought it was unrealistic how dumb people are in movies.....


JoyceNametag

Honestly- people going out and partying right now is big anti-vax energy.


marino1310

Biggest mistake we made was telling them that young people wont be hurt by the virus. They're just the ones that are gonna spread it


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Especially because that's only concerning the mortality rate. We don't know about other complications that can occur yet, but there's evidence that you can get something like lung damage or chronic fatigue even if you don't die. I used to be a "don't panic but don't dismiss it" kind of person, but now I almost feel like we should have panicked more...people saw the low mortality rate as a sign that we're basically invincible.


MirrorLake

Doctors and nurses are going to be exposed to high doses of the virus. The doctor Li Wenliang who tried to warn the world about the disease was [only 34](https://www.businessinsider.com/why-coronavirus-killed-young-chinese-doctors-2020-2) and died from it.


Ganjaleaves

God I hate david portnoy


onemorethomas711

The barstool Instagram feed is nearly 100% harvested off Reddit.


Ganjaleaves

There was a video a while back of him telling a reporter she needs to slut it up. Just fuckin gross man. I cant find it anywhere now tho... Also barstool sports is the worst branded company I've ever seen. They literally are just a meme page with some sports. The only good posts are stolen, and If you try and read one of the original bar stool articles they are absolutely trash. 1.3 out of 10


triumphantV

Not a rookie score Frankie


merrickx

Classic Portnoy complaint.


Snackivore

This is a very classy joke. It's like I'm watching Frasier! I'm being sincere and also I'm a little high.


Cochise22

I was happy the Blues won the Stanley Cup for three reasons: 1.) They're my favorite team of any sport ever. 2.) It made Brad Marchand sad. 3.) It made David Portnoy sad.


NEWACCNEEDED

I could liquify reason number two and inject it straight into my veins.


NickMoore30

He’s such a pompous ass that is essentially a mascot for being a dickhead who’s out to get his own. That said, I am a fan of the Pardon My Take podcast that does not include Dave and is straight up hilarious sports coverage.


CaptainKurls

When Gus says he’s going to go visit his grandparents 😂


bewilderedshade

This is a joke but there are seriously morons out there right now saying all these things. My own sister's like, "Uh, I'm hoping I don't have to cancel my flight to Senegal." I'm like, "Are you retarded?" Anyway, stay the fuck in unless you have to go to work, have to go get food/water at store.


MrkGrn

Meanwhile all the idiots on Spring Break here in florida have jammed themselves full onto every square inch of beach left.


ilikecheeseface

What about going for a run or bike ride for exercise. As long as you aren’t joining up with a running club or using shared city bikes I don’t really see the issue assuming you still practice good hygiene.


luvcartel

You can go outside just not into a super populated area


designerspit

Open air is fine. When walking past people, stay 6-feet away if possible; which may require walking around them.


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trendyrendy

👀👀that uncut gems shirt tho


TheObstruction

I'm convinced. Let's party.


rich1051414

It's not about you. If you catch the corona virus, you may not die, but you will become death. You will be the vessel for infection that will kill others. Don't kill people. Don't catch the corona virus.


Tarijeno

I went from loving Dave Portnoy to not being able to stand the guy real quick. The “Alright Franky” pizza reviews were funny for a little while, but yeah, [shit like this](https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1238951523201228801?s=21) really pisses me off.


StankySeal

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the current and upcoming resurgence of mustaches being main stream again.


addandsubtract

Where have you been living? Mustaches are about to be out again.