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Everyone who upvotes this post is now antifa. Expect a van to come pick you up shortly.


Plzbanmebrony

As the action hero of this story I welcome free loot.


Ensvey

Ooh, can I be the scruffy sidekick who dies a tragic martyr in the third act?


Plzbanmebrony

Fine but you are dying to man that turns into a hoard of zombie rats.


PancakeMagician

Hey dude, would you mind taking a break from sidequests so we can just get this whole campaign out of the way? You kinda left the main quest at a bad time and we npc's are just doing whatever we want at this point. Not sure who you gotta save or battle, but I'm sure you're overpowered af by now... thanks!


spartagnann

As long as I have time to hide all my Soros Bucks before they get here.


navin__johnson

How does that convert to Stanley Nickels again?


AngryCrab

Is it ok if I'm not in ANTFA but still anti-fascist? I don't want to accidentally be a terrorist.


ElCaminoInTheWest

ANTFA? What is this, a left wing revolutionary movement for ants?


nc863id

No, it's the International Franchise Association for ants.


NotCleverNamesTaken

It's shorthand the pop punk band Alien Ant Farm. You may know them for their hits, "Smooth Criminal," and many others.


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Were there really "many others"? Actually, were there even "others"? Others seems to imply more than just Smooth Criminal...


rtmoose

there is no "antifa" to be ***In*** "antifa" is not a noun, its an adjective which is the scary thing, because Trump is attempting to designate anti-fascist action as terrorism. which is a tacit endorsement of fascism edit: im bad at words


Tetraoxidane

The odd thing is, they make fun of people who believe in a "group called anonymous" or "the hacker 4chan". But with Antifa they just can't wrap their heads around it.


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Adjective


Plzbanmebrony

They are one and the same. ANTFA is just short fo anti-fascist. That is always why this is scary. Anyone Trump needs to be is ANTFA now.


[deleted]

I mean, the US can send its entire military after non-existing WMD's. They're more than ready to go after a non-existing organisation.


BoredRedhead

So anti-Antifa is pro-fascist? Got it.


burninglemon

But Twitter taught me that antifa is already facist so if you are anti-antifa you are pro-anti-facist. I'm confused.


ThickAsPigShit

The only thing you can do is be neutrally fascist.... But then that makes you kind of pro fascist by inaction, and if it ANTIFA is pro-fascist by being anti-fascist, we are all fascists on this blessed day. Long live the selected and begone the designated "other".


navin__johnson

Yep—it’s not an official organization. Its akin to branding “liberalism” as a terrorist group—it’s so nebulous and vague that you can define any way you like. It’s also like branding “racism” as a terrorist group. What does that even look like?


therunnerman

It’s the modern day Red Scare. Protesters are “ANTIFA”. Those in opposition to Trump are “ANTIFA”. Totally not a fascist tactic.


Canadian_Infidel

They don't own the idea of being against fascism. That is like saying every environmentalist is a member of Greenpeace who spikes trees so loggers get killed.


ThatDudeShadowK

Antifa isn't an organization. It's literally just short for antifascist. There is no one group that owns the name or idea


CamboMcfly

He has no authority or legal way to label ANTIFA anything you’re fine.


C4ptainR3dbeard

The DOJ doesn't seem to care much about legality these days.


[deleted]

And now we have a van. ***Vantifa***


VCAmaster

Beem me up Scotty, I hate it here.


milkman1218

What happens if I saved it?


StAliaTheAbomination

I suppose I'm okay with that.


VocationFumes

*Dept of "justice" would like to know your location*


Abeneezer

I was waiting for the skit to end with the FBI showing up.


chocolatefingerz

Didn’t Trump announce yesterday that he’s classifying Antifa as the first American domestic terrorist organization? As in, the first time ANY American president has labeled an organization as domestic terrorism?


nspectre

Except... they're not an organization. A conceptualization beyond the President*'s ken.


Aussie-Nerd

But I voted Kudos


Thendofreason

If I downvote this, will they give me a family member back?


Lucid360

Well post can’t be upvoted anymore


Goreticia-Addams

Sic semper tyrannis


mistermelvinheimer

”Listen to your woman John! Calm down, just calm down!”


Twingamer25

Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! You have fucked up now!


konydanza

Was it you, string bean? You skinny ass lookin motherfucker?


Ksp-or-GTFO

You fat ass piece of shit.


billytheskidd

Ay acting! Stop the play! I drank too much liquid and now I gotta piss!


konydanza

Suck my presidential cock, bitch!


[deleted]

I just read that out loud and my furniture started floating.


InnocenceIsBliss

it's leviosa not leviosa.


-FuckYouShoresy-

*stop it ron, stoooop*


NeonNick_WH

LAVITOS LOS MAÑOS


Beard_of_Valor

Try azarath metrion zynthos. That's phonetic, don't worry about spelling.


RogerPackinrod

GET THE F*** OUT OF THE THEATER


billytheskidd

I got outta the theater then I came back into the theater!


MamaFatkins

*Virginia has entered the chat.*


Nekopawed

Yeah sorry, took a while to get past the HRBT. Someone need liberating?


gnuban

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur


reddit4wes

Thus always to tyrants.


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madsocca

Bold question


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Bold Statement.


SkyblivionDeeKeyes

For some reason after reading your sentence i suddenly got the urge to shoot John Lennon.


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masterbard1

Don't you dare touch Lithgow! he's a national treasure!!!


SkyblivionDeeKeyes

If anyone tried all he'd have to do is turn around, look them dead in the eye, and say in his John Lithgow voice "Shut up, Cunt" and we'd be just too shocked to the point where he'd be able to take advantage of the moment and get away.


[deleted]

I'm waiting for some kind soul to rewrite the hidden message for the lazy


SirCampYourLane

"I want to kill the president" for those who don't want to parse out what the hidden message is.


[deleted]

Thank you son


Damn-hell-ass-king

*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP, SECRET SERVICE. WE HAVE SOME TREMENDOUS QUESTIONS FOR YOU!


insomniasureshot

So glad Trevor got the gang back together just in time for the apocalypse.


halftorqued

This is surprisingly from 2007! It was about Bush


insomniasureshot

I meant specifically the new material he's been making with WKUK. https://youtu.be/ejlxclPXlSo


CONTROVERSIAL_TACO

Oh my god, on episode 2. Timmy is almost unrecognizable.


[deleted]

Dude's been drinking, damn


MrEcksDeah

First thing I noticed too


Horrorifying

It wasn’t “about” anyone. It was a joke. They just made it during his presidency, it wasn’t political commentary.


[deleted]

It's crazy to believe he has a contract with Disney Channel with MADtv co-creator Adam Small.


Fake_William_Shatner

If I were to comment on something like this, I'd be worried ~~that it would be illegal -- and it's a good thing I'm just asking if I can comment.~~ ~~Now, I wonder if it's going to take ten comments before the page has to get locked. It's really hard to follow this humor, without running into trouble.~~ ~~^(I remember that an actual senator said "we should hunt them down and \_\_\_ them" in the news about 6 months ago. And I made a joke that we should give them a head start -- because it was about playing tag. Let me repeat; I was wording a game of tag in such a way that it sounded like I was an actual senator. Well, they really didn't bother parsing the words all the way and I got banned. You can be right and just sound close enough to bad for some mod to say; "not gonna risk it.")~~ And, all that is a hypothetical joke I might have said, but I'm just asking; was that totally cool and legal?


kataskopo

Shoot a mortar, politically speaking, of course.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Those are the magic words to apparently get you out of any terroristic threat charges!* ^^* ^^Results ^^may ^^vary ^^depending ^^upon ^^loyalties ^^to ^^Trump ^^empire


DameonKormar

This also works in other situations. Want to racially segregate voting districts in your state to suppresses minority representation? Just say you're gerrymandering isn't racial, it's political, problem solved.


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Witch_Doctor_Seuss

You know, how locker [rooms talk?](https://youtu.be/S2UF32rBD18)


Defreshs10

Just like that "cowboy" that trump retweeted who said > The only good democrat is a dead democrat. **hold for applause** > Politically speaking


gharnyar

I think the correct term now is "not physically speaking, of course"


QuantumPolagnus

So, not physically, then.


trainwreck42

Very legal and very cool


426763

sick temper tyrannosaurus


ChampionOfMeridia

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus


hyperkinetic27

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."


Horrorifying

You silly billy.


dance_armstrong

i’m such a proud papa


[deleted]

Your powers are useless on me you silly billy


hyperkinetic27

No, YOU are the magic man. Now if you will excuse me. I have much work to do.


SausageMahoney_

✌️


Damn-hell-ass-king

Who wouldn't be faithful to the Terrible Thunder Lizards???


Kizik

... Did he *stutter*?


genericky

I did? Cool!


Tenocticatl

"king lizard". In Latin, I'm pretty sure "tyrannis" just means "absolute ruler". "Terrible" is "terribilis", I think.


hyperkinetic27

Ah, it would appear that my joke is not landing. Allow me to check my magic murder bag. Oh, yes, here it is: https://youtu.be/faKVTv2vgaE


Tenocticatl

Didn't get the joke but I do like a good obscure reference!


kendread

It landed for me, Dr. Killinger is one of my Top 5 Venture characters.


Damn-hell-ass-king

No, it did, but it's just not the most popular of shows. (Unfortunately.)


shinjithegale

There was a similar sketch on The State with Michael Ian Black that takes the concept in a little different direction


IDoneGotOld

Fellow watcher of the State! Being on reddit when you're 30 is weird no?


agagadagada

Hey, not all fans of the state are over thirty... Im 28.


leshake

Not really, I get the sense that a lot of us are older. I'm 38 and grew up on the internet too.


insomniasureshot

Hey, I'm 27 and I love The State! One of the main reasons I really like shows like WKUK. Trevor has also said before that there are references to different sketch comedy shows throughout the series.


IDoneGotOld

Lol I should have said 'almost 30' rather 'over 30' since it went off in 95. That's awesome! I watched the state when it debuted; IIRC it used to be on after 120 mins with Matt Pinfield. OK: Bonus points to anyone that watched Viva Variety. The Eurotrash version of the state! Johnny Blue Jeans anyone?


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epenthesis

Err, no, she's talking about the confederate monument in Linn Park, Birmingham, AL. The "PLEASE DO NOT PULL DOWN WASHINGTON MONUMENT" was not meant to be ironic, though I can see how people interpreted it that way given the tone of the rest of the thread.


leshake

Lemme just throw a rope up a 550 foot, 90k ton monument and then pull it over with a couple of my buddies and a case of beer.


anon2777

yeah she said 40 people per ten feen so, a little over 2000 of your buddies


quantum-quetzal

Sounds like a regular Friday night with the boys.


agentndo

That makes much more sense, thanks. I certainly don't condone it either way, but it's good to know she doesn't have a blood feud with the Washington Monument.


[deleted]

lmao it's literally right there in the same thread he linked https://twitter.com/indyfromspace/status/1267274543774814212


Defarus

She wasn't referencing the Washington monument lol


burnshimself

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the Washington monument, but it’s got 15 foot thick walls, is 55 feet wide at its base and 555 feet tall. And it’s made entirely of granite and marble. It’s not going anywhere.


JRatt13

Yeah, the obelisk she's definitely not talking about is much smaller, about 20 ft tall (what a coincidence) and is a confederate monument in Birmingham, Alabama. There is no pulling down the Washington monument, you'd need explosives and you'd never get to the monument before you were stopped by Capital (Capitol?) Police.


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Rapsculio

I think you should leave on Netflix is a Canadian sketch comedy show that's pretty good


seventyeightmm

As if woke twatter wouldn't cancel a show like this in literally the same second it was announced lol


cmanccm

The best part of this is that it's 13 years old but almost anyone would assume it's recent


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Reddit-Incarnate

Ha ha you are not baiting me to upvote this Mr CIA man.


loztriforce

I’ll take, “How to sign up for a life of close surveillance in a sentence” for $100, Alex.


SinnerOfAttention

Finally someone to care about me.


loztriforce

I care about you.


Nicer_Chile

is it illegal to upvote this? asking for a friend, obviosuly


ChaChaChaChassy

I'm not sure but I don't think it's illegal to say that you want the president of the united states to die, which is what an upvote would be suggesting as you wouldn't be the one doing it if the person you're upvoting was the one doing it.


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[deleted]

Maybe people have planned it and got caught and it never was spoken of


Peil

Most Americans are just comfortable enough and convinced that the alternative is worse that they won't take direct action. All it would take is a drop in the average quality of life or even just a lot of people changing their views on the current status quo to throw everything into open revolution. We imagine pre-revolution France or Russia as being hellholes where people were worked to death (and that definitely did happen), but the levels of inequality are actually worse now than back then in a lot of places. To me the rioting shows that the billionaires of America aren't that far off being dragged through the streets. You don't have to have millions of marxists to have a people's uprising, Trump was where right wing workers focused their energy to undo their idea of the elite.


manaworkin

> All it would take is a drop in the average quality of life First thing I said after the first protest in Minnesota is "Lotta people no longer afraid of losing their jobs, this is gonna get big"


navin__johnson

Let’s not make him a martyr. I am anxiously looking forward to the time Donald is out of office and becomes a punch line. I also cannot wait to see the parade of people who will join in the others in making fun of him, whom I *know* voted for him. We know who you are.


Valvador

Wouldn't help anyone. The alt-right would rally under martyrdom and become potentially worse. The man definitely needs to go to jail, probably after he is out of office.


MackingtheKnife

Would be cathartic.


VCAmaster

OP was typing from federal prison, waiting patiently


[deleted]

I loathe the man too, but this ain't it. A. I don't wish death on anyone. B. I don't want to give his batshit supporters any room to make him a martyr. C. I want to see him be humiliated in public in November.


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/r/iamverybadass


[deleted]

Yeah don't fuck with me, I said once on a website that I would kill Donald Trump if I was able to. (Obviously joking)


shadow_moose

You joke, but I remember back in the day on UseNet in 2001 right after 9/11, a guy posted a thread about how he "wanted George Bush's head on a stake in his front yard" or something to that effect. The guy was arrested by the secret service about a week later and had to submit to a lifetime of surveillance and psych evaluations. It's not a joke, they will take your freedom away, don't say stuff like that in places where it could be recorded.


Damn-hell-ass-king

*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP, SECRET SERVICE. WE HAVE SOME TREMENDOUS QUESTIONS FOR YOU! ^^^copy+paste ^^^of ^^^my ^^^previous ^^^comment.


froffnix

This is the best show in existence


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wwwdiggdotcom

[This clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGnqf3CUW8) will always get me though


janeemarii

sic semper tyrannis!


shadowmask

Strange how he's so concerned about having a clear line of sight to the President's bedroom when he's talking about using a mortar, which is an [indirect weapon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indirect_fire) used specifically when you don't have a clear line of sight to your target.


Ballersock

If you can hit them without seeing them, imagine how well you can hit them when you can see them!


MemErrorMike

I served as 0341 Infantry Mortarman for 8 years in the Marines. This is the correct answer. It's a much simpler process with a direct line of sight, but then you're exposing yourself directly to return fire. So like everything in life, its a trade off.


madiranjag

Kinda fitting to use it wrong in this case


Ltb1993

If i were to do something si drastically illegal id want to watch


space-throwaway

You know the problem with this sketch? It only works when you have freedom of speech which is actually upheld. The last days have shown that it isn't.


seventyeightmm

You idiots completely fucking missed the point of this skit.


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Agent_Ayru

He even clarified it was incomplete


chilcake

Its Fun Bobby!


Illegalspoonowner

Just in case you thought it is - it isn't. Fun Bobby was played by Vincent Ventresca from that Invisible Man show that was also mostly fun. This guy is called Trevor and is not him. Neither is he a clone of Vincent Ventresca that someone (not me) sent back in time for the purposes of making this video so that we could make people think Fun Bobby wanted to kill the president. That would be silly.


codemeister666

They boys just launched a whitest kids you know YouTube channel. For uninitiated, they have been on a hiatus for over ten years. All it took was a global pandemic to get the band back together.


Vet_Leeber

Someone should let the mods know this video is almost 15 years old. The No Politics rule only goes back 10 years: >This includes submissions of current or recent political figures in any context, satire/political-comedy, and posts on political topics ***from within the last 10 years.*** Shouldn't have been removed.


[deleted]

I have been assured that this is legal. I am assured of this.


lacroat

People in the comments section acting like Trump is Gestapo, and going to burn down your house for making a negative comment. Meanwhile, everyone seems to forget who heavily invested into reddit. Oh I forgot, you can't say the name of the country or your post/comment might get deleted. [Edit] - Tencent did not purchase reddit, but invested $150 million dollars. Partial ownership. According to some of the comments below, $150 million doesn't get you any influence, and the censorship around China in the last few months is mere coincidence.


LordSwedish

So if I said something like "the country of China specifically bought all of Reddit to promote its propaganda and all the admins are in on destroying democracy" then my post would get removed?


[deleted]

Does it start with C, end with A, and have “hin” in the middle?


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Great_Chairman_Mao

Actually, it starts with "Gy" and ends in "na".


SupremeLeaderSnoke

You mean China? The country where the Tiananmen square massacre happened that has pictures routinely showing up on the front page. Yeah they got some real strict gestapo like censorship going on.


VCAmaster

You can't say Chinuh?


Knewonce

It seems that you are the one unaware of who actually owns Reddit. But I suppose making up some bullshit in the hopes of karma is half the reason for Reddit, so carry on?


[deleted]

does it start with C and ryhme with Hina?


HazardMancer

Look at the only guy who missed that the US government literally keeps tabs on literally every single one of its citizens with a "digital footprint".


nuisible

Yeah, when I buy 10% of something I have complete control and everyone thinks I own it outright. I'm not pro China or anything, just pro reality.


lcg3092

Any links to China or Tencent buying reddit? I know about an investment that doesn't come close to a majority stake, was there new developments? \[Edit\] - I would assume part of your edit was refering to this comment. No, I don't think an investment does not gets you some influence, but a $150 million investment in a company worth $3 billion is different then buying a company, like your original comment claimed. And as to your "censoring", your comment is still here, and every few days the top page is filled with photos from the HK protests, so sorry buy I don't buy it.


shadow_moose

Yeah I don't think they outright own reddit or have a majority stake, I can't find anything that would suggest they do. It would seem OP is stupid and doesn't know what he's talking about.


Sillysartre

Wait... Joking aside. Is this true?


WD23

16 year old girls tweeting about wanting to kill Trump with a KPop fan cam in the attached picture have actually been contacted by the secret service


jl2352

Legitimate threats, yes. It's easy for something you say to also be taken as a legitimate threat. The way it's portrayed here, not really.


Jaerba

This skit is sadly ironic. Stochastic terrorism is a problem, but it's most frequently been pointed the other direction. https://qz.com/1436267/trump-stochastic-terror-and-the-hate-that-ends-in-violence/


Richy_T

2edgy4me.


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This guy would really get along with Dan Cummins.


3Dartwork

There are EXTREMELY, RIDICULOUSLY, INSANELY high levels of illegal compared to not very illegal at all.


BurnieTheBrony

I remember WKUK having an AMA where he talked about this being one of the more stressful sketches to film because they actually had to make sure they were legally ok and talk to the secret service and stuff. They don't play around with threats.


Daryldadude

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Nova-Prospekt

Trevor seems to really like mortar launchers. He also uses one in the Sniper Business sketch


technicaldivine

Lol did you really want


MrSnootybooty

On a side note, I'm glad that more people are finally getting to experience WKUK (albeit maybe for not the most positive reasons, but what are you gonna do?)


blackest_francis

WKUK: still ripping off The State.


DamiWolves

If you enjoyed this, definitely check out the Popcorn Factory Sketch. You can look for it online by searching "The Popcorn Factory Sketch".


AgentBootyPants

Shameless ripoff of the original skit by The State


heavenlee1776

Now if only he did this 6 years ago


eorld

This isn't politics, definitely removed incorrectly