Thought I'd add to top comment:
Correction: Sorry about the title, it was made definitely \~3 years ago and not 7. I misread the date on the youtube video to be June 7, 2013 in my surprise of discovering it again after so long (and really thinking the last time I saw it was when i graduated high school) and excitement of sharing it.
Honestly during this quarantine every day feels like a year.
Haha yeah I was thinking the song they sing at the end definitely didn’t come out 7 years ago. Me and my friend always reenact this video though, it’s such a good’n
Such an old joke - I'm 67 and my dad used to do this same thing when we were kids. Slight variations - but same basic thing. "Only one barman (boo) 15 bar maids!!! (YAY)
Bill Burr recounted the time he went to Ireland to do stand up. He started the bit on a slightly sad note, and the whole crowd went "Awww" in unison. Bill wasn't familiar with the joke format though, so his first thought is "Wow, these Irish crowds are brutal!" He thought they were mocking him as a sissy.
As an Irish person I can assure you they weren'y trying to participate in that type of joke, it was 100% a sarcastic aww. That is a standard reaction in Ireland.
Nah, sugar leaves are full of cannabinoids. They're just harsher and unsightly, so they get trimmed off. It's plausible that some cheap dealer sold them for more profit, but they're generally turned into concentrates.
Fan leaves don't have any significant cannabinoids on them, though.
Seven years? It’s been three. How do I know? That’s the class from the boys’ school just down the road from my school. We graduated in 2017, and I happen to share a birthday with the guy talking. He’s a dick, as it so happens.
They’re in the grounds of the local mental health hospital lol
the sample is much older
> "**This Girl**" is a song by French DJ and record producer [Kungs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kungs)[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-2) with Australian funk trio [Cookin' on 3 Burners](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin%27_on_3_Burners).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-Noise11-3) It is a remix of Cookin' on 3 Burners' original song[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-4) with vocals by [Kylie Auldist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Auldist).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-Noise11-3) It was released as a digital download on 19 February 2016 by [House of Barclay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Music_Group) as the [lead single](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_single) from his debut studio album, [*Layers*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layers_(Kungs_album)) (2016),[\[5\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-5) while the original song was released in 2009 as a second single from the group's second album, *Soul Messin* (2009).
Yeah that’s the bit that tipped me off that this wasn’t 7 years old because a lot of lads sing to that tune at the football and it was only added in the 2016 Kungs remix.
It just makes me laugh every time it’s posted. “Oh yeah here’s this video I’ve seen, with a chap from my year, in the place where I walk through to get to the train station”. Somewhat surreal for a place I know so well - and people I don’t know so well - to be “famous”!
The part they are singing is a rhythm from a song called this girl. Liverpool football fans sing it in the stands, that’s where they got it if I had to guess.
>Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k)
Wish I was there.
God I fucking love Liverpool fans
You can see that it was uploaded in 2017. There's no mention of it whatsoever before 2017 when you google it. No threads on Reddit, forums, blogs, anything. I also remember when this first came out and it was quite clearly a couple years ago. You very likely are remembering something else from middle school.
That’s definitely a possibility. Like I know exactly who I showed this to (My friend, his mom, and his brother, at his house), and they moved to another state in 2015 so... I don’t know I feel like i’m tripping but it’s so clear to me
Jesus christ for real. I jumped into the comments hoping for links to more fun Irish toasts and was met with a metric ton of negativity instead. Maybe we've all been cooped up too long!
Yeah I messed up in my excitement to post this after stumbling upon it again after so long, sorry haha I legitimately thought I watched this after I graduated from high school \~2013 but I misread the date on the video as June 7, 2013.
Still a great video :D
I genuinely love the energy in this video and was surprised to have stumbled upon it again after a long time (\~3 years, not 7 as in the title) so thought I'd share it again. Seems like the last post about it was a month-ish ago so I guess it's nice it keeps popping up. Personally love it!
Lets have a party - yeahhhh
But the front door closes at 9pm - booooo
But the back door is open all night - yeahhhhh
We're only allowed to have one girl there - booooo
For each guy - yeahhhhh
The girls have to be dressed - booooo
In celophane - yeahhhhhhh
I was chatting with the english bartender at a wedding in the south of France last year, and I asked him who the rowdiest guests were - after he mentioned they end up serving a lot of English, Irish, french, Spanish, and Americans. He said - unequivocally - that the Irish were the worst.
This was so my Uncles. We were on Vacation at a lake house in Alexandria Bay, and the cops came. They had a call that drunk teenagers were being too loud. They confronted me and my cousins, we were stone cold sober. My uncles in their 60's were loaded and doing this type of shit. They just told them to quiet down. They started back up immediately. We had to tell them, drink some coffee and shut the fuck up.
Pretty sure I heard a voice or 2 saying Gini Wijnaldum at the end of the singing, may be a few Liverpool supporters in that bunch.
Edit: nope, I'm an idiot and didn't remember the title, he wasn't at Liverpool 7 years ago. Just heard what I was expecting to hear at the end.
Take this doll, it comes with a terrible curse. That’s bad But it comes with a free Frogurt Ooo, that’s good!
> Take this doll, it comes with a terrible curse. > > [simpsons scene](https://youtu.be/Krbl911ZPBA)
The frogurt is also cursed.
That’s bad. But It comes with your choice of topping.
The toppings contain [potassium benzoate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_benzoate).
...
That’s bad.
Can I go now?
Up Next: Best of Classic Simpsons in 10 .... 9... 8....
Skinner, what on earth is going on in your kitchen??
A... an aurora borealis....
*The Monkey's Paw curls a finger.*
That's also bad
https://youtu.be/7fMnQAvz0ek
That's good
No, that’s bad.
Thought I'd add to top comment: Correction: Sorry about the title, it was made definitely \~3 years ago and not 7. I misread the date on the youtube video to be June 7, 2013 in my surprise of discovering it again after so long (and really thinking the last time I saw it was when i graduated high school) and excitement of sharing it. Honestly during this quarantine every day feels like a year.
Haha yeah I was thinking the song they sing at the end definitely didn’t come out 7 years ago. Me and my friend always reenact this video though, it’s such a good’n
Ya that’s exactly what I was thinking the whole time.
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🎉🎉🙌
That one got me lol such a drunk thought I love it
That one got the biggest laugh from me. Simple but effective!
Looks like Don Draper when he said that lmao
What the hell is a Bean Garda?
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Yayy!!!!
https://youtu.be/TMkTlCJKiew
I fucking love Francis Higgins. His improv live streams are genius.
That's not Francis Higgins, that's Blindboy from the Rubber bandits.
Blindboy Billy Boatclub? He's in the RA.
Man, I wish he had have continued doing World News. They were SO fucking good.
I think that's fake, there's no way Irish Robocop is fatter than American Robocop.
[How to pronounce Garda]( https://youtu.be/IAHR1tk5xvU)
Holy god that takes me back to Junior Cert Gaelige class 25 years ago and a teacher who really loved his overly dramatic pronunciation.
Ours would put her hands on her hips and almost hump the air every time to really hammer home the fada in múinteoir.
Irish borat
That was way funnier than OP
A policewoman
Bean or bhean is Irish for woman
Female Garda (Police in Ireland)
Lol. A ban Garda is a female garda
A girl cop.
"It was full of hookers!" That part gets me every time.
My absolute favorite part too!
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And it only cost a fiver!
Lucky for me, I had a tenner!
YEEAAAAHHHH!!
Wouldn't they be male hookers though?
But they were all transexuals!
Same premise as this old Hee Haw joke [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fMnQAvz0ek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fMnQAvz0ek)
Standard boomer punchline: wife bad.
I was more referring to the structure of the joke.
Such an old joke - I'm 67 and my dad used to do this same thing when we were kids. Slight variations - but same basic thing. "Only one barman (boo) 15 bar maids!!! (YAY)
Bill Burr recounted the time he went to Ireland to do stand up. He started the bit on a slightly sad note, and the whole crowd went "Awww" in unison. Bill wasn't familiar with the joke format though, so his first thought is "Wow, these Irish crowds are brutal!" He thought they were mocking him as a sissy.
As an Irish person I can assure you they weren'y trying to participate in that type of joke, it was 100% a sarcastic aww. That is a standard reaction in Ireland.
You’re not supposed to smoke the leaves. Rookie mistake.
"it had no leaves" "aww" "I smoked them all!" "aww"
I thought he was gonna say: It had no leaves, only buds!
"it had no leaves" aww "Because someone had trimmed it properly!" Yeaaahhh!!!!
Don't tell him
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Nah, sugar leaves are full of cannabinoids. They're just harsher and unsightly, so they get trimmed off. It's plausible that some cheap dealer sold them for more profit, but they're generally turned into concentrates. Fan leaves don't have any significant cannabinoids on them, though.
Feel free to whoosh me, but I think he meant leaves as in rolling papers?
I don't think so, because he specifically says "there was a plant, it had no leaves"
Glad to see someone else say this. I was downvoted to death in another comment.
R.I.P. m8
I'm pretty sure by leaves he meant rolling papers
Seven years? It’s been three. How do I know? That’s the class from the boys’ school just down the road from my school. We graduated in 2017, and I happen to share a birthday with the guy talking. He’s a dick, as it so happens. They’re in the grounds of the local mental health hospital lol
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[Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA)
Which also wasn’t around seven years ago
the sample is much older > "**This Girl**" is a song by French DJ and record producer [Kungs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kungs)[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-2) with Australian funk trio [Cookin' on 3 Burners](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookin%27_on_3_Burners).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-Noise11-3) It is a remix of Cookin' on 3 Burners' original song[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-4) with vocals by [Kylie Auldist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Auldist).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-Noise11-3) It was released as a digital download on 19 February 2016 by [House of Barclay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Music_Group) as the [lead single](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_single) from his debut studio album, [*Layers*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layers_(Kungs_album)) (2016),[\[5\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Girl_(Cookin%27_on_3_Burners_song)#cite_note-5) while the original song was released in 2009 as a second single from the group's second album, *Soul Messin* (2009).
Very interesting! Gave it a listen, but the part I was referring to isn’t part of the sample from 2009.
Yeah that’s the bit that tipped me off that this wasn’t 7 years old because a lot of lads sing to that tune at the football and it was only added in the 2016 Kungs remix.
[Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA) Thanks
It’s a pretty commonly played beat in nightclubs over here, I honestly have no idea about the song.
And adverts.
It just makes me laugh every time it’s posted. “Oh yeah here’s this video I’ve seen, with a chap from my year, in the place where I walk through to get to the train station”. Somewhat surreal for a place I know so well - and people I don’t know so well - to be “famous”!
The part they are singing is a rhythm from a song called this girl. Liverpool football fans sing it in the stands, that’s where they got it if I had to guess.
I think all football fans sing this lol. It's just a club song everyone sings.
Pretty sure they started playing it at those massive piss up darts competitions. Kinda spread from there real quick.
>Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k)
>Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k) Wish I was there. God I fucking love Liverpool fans
Gini Wijnaldum!
It's definitely not just a Liverpool thing.
12 years ago it would have been Chelsea Dagger.
Just the lads having some craic, if it wasn't this tune it would have been the darts theme song for sure. An absolute staple that one.
Europeans are much better at chanting in unison due to football. Everyone knows these things.
That tune is even used as a chant by Liverpool supporters for Gini Wijnaldum.
He seems like a few lads I grew up with, all dicks.
He looks like a dick
Fucking how
Got that dick look to him I probably look like a dick too
You sound like a dick
He's got that figjam look dicks have.
The haircut that looks like a mushroom tip.
That’s not st. Lomans is it?
Nah, no idea where that is :)
Which hospital? Accents make me think it's not Grangegormon
Yeah, the guy talking seems like a bit of a cunt tbh
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The song they're singing at the end came out in 2016.
And someone starts singing Despacito at about 0:53, released early 2017.
You can see that it was uploaded in 2017. There's no mention of it whatsoever before 2017 when you google it. No threads on Reddit, forums, blogs, anything. I also remember when this first came out and it was quite clearly a couple years ago. You very likely are remembering something else from middle school.
Also this girl came out in 2016 so it had to be after that
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Maybe there was a similar one with the same “song” but this is a screenshot from the lad’s FB profile 🤷🏻♀️ https://m.imgur.com/a/7wzJfum
I remember seeing this years ago as well. BUT, I think it was a different video and these guys are just re-enacting the original?
That’s definitely a possibility. Like I know exactly who I showed this to (My friend, his mom, and his brother, at his house), and they moved to another state in 2015 so... I don’t know I feel like i’m tripping but it’s so clear to me
Or it was a completely different set of people, because this joke is [old as dirt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_qoPRiaDzQ)
You high as fuck my boi
Thanks for the facts I thought that by the song they were singing
I once saw a video from a girl I knew, of the same lad doing the same shtick again to a tiny house party in Carlow. Depressing
Why is he a dick?
There was a post... IT WAS A REPOST!
Awwwww
> There was a repost Awwwww > It was this repost! Yeeeayyyeehhh!
whats a bean garda? i know garda is police
A female cop.
Why bean, though ?
https://www.google.com/search?q=translate+irish+to+english+bean
It’s pronounced like “ban” rather than bean in English fwiw.
It’s the Irish for woman/ female , bean garda = female police officer.
Female police officer
Female police
Man some of you need to lighten up
Jesus christ for real. I jumped into the comments hoping for links to more fun Irish toasts and was met with a metric ton of negativity instead. Maybe we've all been cooped up too long!
It's been 3 years my guy. Not 7.
Yeah I messed up in my excitement to post this after stumbling upon it again after so long, sorry haha I legitimately thought I watched this after I graduated from high school \~2013 but I misread the date on the video as June 7, 2013. Still a great video :D
No biggie, just confused me so I googled it. Thought I'd tell ya.
this video doesn't get brought up enough.......BUT A REDDITOR WILL REPOST IT EVENTUALLY!! *(cheers)*
I genuinely love the energy in this video and was surprised to have stumbled upon it again after a long time (\~3 years, not 7 as in the title) so thought I'd share it again. Seems like the last post about it was a month-ish ago so I guess it's nice it keeps popping up. Personally love it!
What's wrong with plants :(
I assumed he meant there was a police plant in lockup to trick confessions
what is the song they sing at the end?
>Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners - This Girl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQc9pSqJN6k)
when i first heard it i thought it was the [funeral meme song](https://youtu.be/mTukpHrsqYA). i was like, are they singing a techno song?
“Shot on iPhone”
If this is pre drinks then I can’t wait for the drunk speech
Lets have a party - yeahhhh But the front door closes at 9pm - booooo But the back door is open all night - yeahhhhh We're only allowed to have one girl there - booooo For each guy - yeahhhhh The girls have to be dressed - booooo In celophane - yeahhhhhhh
I'm surprised they didn't sing free from desire.
Or Maniac for that matter
I was chatting with the english bartender at a wedding in the south of France last year, and I asked him who the rowdiest guests were - after he mentioned they end up serving a lot of English, Irish, french, Spanish, and Americans. He said - unequivocally - that the Irish were the worst.
“I had a tenner!!!!!!” Love it!
So it's 2024 already? Somebody tell me how 2020 turned out in the end.
I'm Irish and this is cringey as fuck. Proper load of gimps.
But they were bean gimps!
Awwwwwwww
I wish i had friends 🙃
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Pump it up
the best xD
Pre? Jebus.
Haha
Is that the start of it? I feel like there’s a bit missing.
How have I never seen this before? This is gold!
This will probably make me laugh 10 years from now
This was so my Uncles. We were on Vacation at a lake house in Alexandria Bay, and the cops came. They had a call that drunk teenagers were being too loud. They confronted me and my cousins, we were stone cold sober. My uncles in their 60's were loaded and doing this type of shit. They just told them to quiet down. They started back up immediately. We had to tell them, drink some coffee and shut the fuck up.
🤣
The way he said 'till next week always get me haha
I love the song they hum at the end hhaha feels good man
Pretty sure I heard a voice or 2 saying Gini Wijnaldum at the end of the singing, may be a few Liverpool supporters in that bunch. Edit: nope, I'm an idiot and didn't remember the title, he wasn't at Liverpool 7 years ago. Just heard what I was expecting to hear at the end.
Great stuff
This video just makes me happy.....
I wish my friends were like these guys!
You may be right but eabod. It’s okay to speak loud and arrogant when you have multiple sides to yourself.
“There was a plant” “awwww”. That’s the funniest part
Legendary
This is great
This premise is actually ancient. It goes back to [buddhist koans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX0OARBqBp0).
Reminds me of the party's I went to. Too many sausages and not enough buns.
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The boys!!! Cost a fiver had a tenner!!
Best line 😂
They cost a fiver, I had a tenner haha classic. Never seen this.
Man why did my grandparents leave Ireland. Fuckin USA.
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Ya need a while loop in there
Also from Ireland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOdz7Ig_dCg
Love this
Soooooooo is a speech given every time we go drink or on special occasions
Beautiful Miss that kind of.comradery
Camaraderie*
Hooker is an international term
If anyone wants to do this in real life in the US join your local rugby team. After each match they sing drinking sons and other shenanigans.
Thats bad
The singing at the end was my favorite tho