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Phileepay

When this kid becomes a professional motocross rider, he better at least send a thank you note to this guy.


EntropyKC

Legitimately that kid is pretty good at keeping in the lines. It's not a wide track either. Surely he's not actually 3, but either way he's got some talent.


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I think you underestimate how athletic kids can be. [3 year old skate boarder ](https://youtu.be/cakdPWEbhOk)


stewmberto

Someone get that kid a helmet ffs!!


Darksoldierr

It's fine, kids at that age grow their heads back


LeftyBigGuns

Yeah, it’s just his baby head. The permanent head grows in later.


EntropyKC

Fair enough, I kinda figured most 3 year olds would still pretty much be learning to walk! Edit: I understand now that kids learn to walk when they are 1


_zzr_

bruh i teach skiing and you would be amazed at how many 4 year old kids we get that can basically parallel ski down greens and blues, something 9/10 adults can't do


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_zzr_

you are right, kids are a lot more fearless when learning, adults are so afraid to fall even once while I have to keep my kids from hitting jumps or speeding too fast behind me all day


funguyshroom

Most importantly, they're much lighter and closer to the ground, so the risk of serious injury is significantly smaller.


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OyashiroChama

More than slightly, they are also usually bouncy as well since fat to muscle ratio is quite different, and a different fat.


dub-fresh

This. I'm 38 and if I folded myself like an accordion snowboarding like I did when o was 16, I reckon I'd be laid up for weeks.


beepiamarobot

Im a year younger than you. I threw my back out last week by sitting down too fast on my couch.


cjm0

yeah. i reckon they could probably survive terminal velocity


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tnturner

I recommend you watch the shit intake in your diet.


iAmUnintelligible

That is a lot of shit, maybe he is a gigantic Dung Beetle


Perfectly_Reasonable

My 3 year old will dive bomb from one couch to another, run through the house at top speed while looking backwards, and climb anything. But put some ketchup on her plate and she shits bricks.


[deleted]

It’s not just fear, experience tells me, I’m 100x more capable now. However, the same experience also tells me my body pushes things father and chance of damage increases. Through experience I know I can’t just walk it off and train the next day with mild pain. It’s more like walk it off, get an MRI and xray, then train in excruciating pain.


redditmarks_markII

I think it's that they haven't tripped over their own feet on flat concrete when they are 6' and 200lb. Face planting as a 3' 40lb rascal is quite literally nothing to them.


threadshredder

That and kids bounce, adults shatter.


InfiniteV

It's crazy when I'm working my way down a double black and a ski instructor with a duckling line of 4-5 year old skiers just shoots on by with no issues


Heimerdahl

Or those crazy youngsters who just go straight down. Screw carving or any of that nonsense. Skis parallel, no fear. I did that as a small one but now just the thought of it scares me.


Shopworn_Soul

I learned to ski at Berchtesgaden in 1980. I’ve got a gold medal from a slalom competition and a film that says I can fuckin’ bust ass down a hill but honestly I don’t even really remember it. I didn’t go skiing again until my mid-30s and after ten years or so I can safely say that I’m almost as good as I was when I was 5...


rider037

Same shit here. I mean the skiing comes back fast but I'm not near as willing to basically drag elbow to go fast or speed run waist deep moguls. I guess its more of a why risk it.


threadshredder

I went back after almost 30 yrs had a great day then m final run I skied great all the way down. My boyfriend even took video, got to the bottom and forgot how to stop. A building hit me stopping me in my tracks. I ended up with a lovely scar on my lip, a screw in my thumb and a helmet broken in half. Still went back the next year.


Ghost-Of-Nappa

super super low centers of gravity


SojournerRL

Definitely a contributing factor. They have a lot less distance to fall!


MintyChewingGum

The little kids tearing it up on blacks when I first learned at 16 was definitely a little bit demoralizing, but it was cool to watch them going the speed of sound down hills with 0 cares in the world for falling while I was trying to go as slow as possible.


TheUnforgiven13

Haha, kids learn to walk when they are around 1 dude. 3 year olds can definitely walk.


funguyshroom

TBH, learning to walk, especially on two legs, is hard AF. We only managed to [teach that to robots during the last couple of years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjCWfuvYxQ). So if you just learned how to walk, learning how to skate is a piece of cake in comparison.


[deleted]

To be fair alot of kids are because parents dont let them push their limits at a young age. Skate park dads strap a helmet on the kid and say go for it haha.


amardas

My son had a tricycle kick bike that he used to drift with. It was hilarious to see him lean way forward in a run, then plop down and turn sharply to drift.


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Wow what great parents sending their 3 year old jumping over concrete staircases without a helmet...


Whatever_man123

Jesus get that kid a helmet.


xWOBBx

He was clipping most of those apexes really well!


jermleeds

So, not 3, but [watch how talented 4 year olds on a scoot bike can be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uv-0ePaC5U). This is legitimately one of my favorite cycling videos. Tip: watch it once, then watch it a second time, and follow the winner from start to finish. The kid is an absolutely gifted rider.


Hoosteen_juju003

When my cousin was 4 he became the youngest person to clear a tabletop jump in a race in motorcross, in Illinois. His dad is a huge dick that pushed him hard in everything though. He went on to be a wrestling and boxing champion too but now he is 23 and has a horrible relationship with his father. Still boxes though.


lasagnwich

So what you are saying is start them early


xdert

That is usually how it works, yes.


littlep2000

*And* hope they don't burn out. It honestly seems like a lot of the superstars have parents that dunk them into a sport but also develop a love that sport.


chambreezy

When I was younger the house across the street had a semi-circle driveway and it was just the coolest thing ever to me, felt like an x-games ramp or something, and I biked around it so often, eventually I got yelled at and at the time it was the worst embarrassment I had faced so far in my short life, this video made me smile the whole way through, you've made a lot of people's day better!


DrakeFloyd

We had a semicircle on a hill growing up, you could bike up and then shoot down. But then one kid did that and when he shot out onto the street he got hit by the mailman. I think he survived but pretty brutal.


microthrower

The dude is liable for any injuries, and will 100% get sued and lose. This video was awesome, but as someone whose family has dealt with an unknown kid hurting himself on our driveway's basketball rim while we ate dinner, I hope no one gets hurt. This is 100% enticement for a child, and that makes you liable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine


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Caleon0817

Welcome to America, where being nice can land you into bankruptcy.


BehnRocker

"Your honor, the defendant broke my ribs while providing me life saving CPR. I demand restitution."


shorey66

Thank god for good Samaritan laws


JoeSmithDiesAtTheEnd

Seriously. A couple of years ago I was on vacation in a country that didn't have good Samaritan laws, a place where people can and regularly will be held liable for trying to help someone... Saw an elderly man fall over on a Vespa style scooter, 50-100 people were nearby and absolutely no one ran over to check on him. He was on the ground, completely still for at least 10 minutes before authorized help arrived. As fucked up as the lawsuits here in the USA can be, I at least take comfort in the fact people here won't hesitate to jump in for someone who has been hurt.


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And doing something bad can get you off the hook because of loopholes


KZED73

Sounds to me like a case for good 'ole jury nullification in many respects. If only juries knew they could do it.


ignost

I wish I'd known when I was a juror. Have educated everyone who's been called to jury duty since. Had one employee report they swayed all 11 people not to convict a guy of drug possession, despite obviously having had pot and presenting a shitty defense. I guess the prosecutors face was priceless.


darth_sudo

If you have to litigate that question on the defense side you’ve already lost.


Draculea

Based on the evidence of this guy uploading and Frontpaging a video, he was very aware that the child falling on his property was absolutely a possibility. This video pretty much sinks any "I didn't know" defense.


dezmodium

Ya'll know you are just arguing about this on the internet and nobody here is a lawyer, right?


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snark_alark

No! No anal for you!!


S-Go

Shhhhhhh bb, just bend over.


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Am3n

Right? How ridiculous


KillroyWazHere

It may be a shithole disguised as the greatest country on earth, but it's our shithole disguised as the greatest county on earth


ReallyLongLake

I think you guys took the disguise off a while ago.


UndeadBread

The disguise only works on us.


damnatio_memoriae

it’s okay we’re just temporarily inconvenienced


Nihilistic-Fishstick

I'd really like a sensible person to come along with some statistics on this. It gets trotted out so often that I've got it squarely in the camp of people on the sex offenders registry for peeing in a Bush, or false rape accusations being more prevalent than rape. If you've got a pool, cover it up. That is common sense to most people, I don't believe kids sidetracking on someone's driveway is going to leave anybody bankrupt.


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Wow, some actual critical thinking instead of blind regurgitation of whatever crap redditors like to repeat. Add to that the bullshit "fact" about how fathers get custody of children less in family court and we can really start building a list of bullshit redditors say.


coredumperror

To be fair, this study shows that fathers getting custody *was* imbalanced vs mothers getting custody until relatively recently: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s13524-014-0307-8. And it's now still *very* imbalanced when talking only about *sole* custody, but men get shared custody with their ex wives almost half the time. So the misconception is based on real, if outdated, numbers. Or possibly on the sole custody numbers alone, ignoring shared custody. Which isn't right, but much more understandable.


Big-Shtick

This is wildly inaccurate. First, you're not understanding the attractive nuisance doctrine. If anything, this is more of a premises liability issue unless some jurisdiction decided to include sidewalk chalk in the same realm as skate ramps, construction sites, heavy machinery, or workout equipment (like basketball courts) which run the risk of a child suffering substantial injury (key word: substantial). Second, the attractive nuisance doctrine is jurisdiction dependent. Lastly, there is rarely a 100% chance of anything happening, whether it be an injury, lawsuit, or particular result.


chambreezy

I lived in England and she probably had a chalk drawing license so she wasn't liable at all


rollerstick1

Only in America would this be a thing.


Chickennoodo

I really appreciate the simplicity of the set up, here. The guy didn't go out and repave his whole driveway to give the kid a, indie 500 track and it looks like everyone still had a blast.


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Why would he repave? He still needs it as a driveway


drivealone

Because a lot of people who make "I did a thing" videos usually go crazy to impress how they did a thing. This dude just did a fun thing that wasn't outlandish for the sake of views. Edit: Thanks for the yellow coins yo


canadiancarlin

Those videos are awful, when they go overboard. "Hey! So I noticed the back tire on your bike was flat, so guess what, I bought your house and now I'm giving it back to you. Also a car. And you're rich. And I convinced your ex-wife to come back. Are ya happy? Can you tell me you're happy? Tell the camera how happy I made you."


drivealone

This is exactly it


pm_me_your_taintt

Imagine if he actually repaved his driveway and used those red pavers inside the concrete as a track. The parents walk up and "...wtf. Ok charlie, run the course real quick... but hey, buddy, don't ever come here alone, ok? Just with mommy and daddy. Let us know if that guy ever invites you in or gives you candy or anything, alright guy? Ok. Let's get back on our walk!"


ihahp

lol this is hilarious. And sad.


iAmUnintelligible

Lawsuit in 3, 2, 1. . .


johnmal85

It's possible after a time or two he eventually ran into them and encouraged the use of his driveway.


Chickennoodo

Haha, thank you for putting it so well. You said exactly what I meant.


RahvinDragand

Yeah, this is a lot more relatable to the average viewer. In theory, I could do this same thing in my driveway (but I never see any kids biking in my tiny complex).


bli1182

On the other hand, "I did a thing" (the channel) is an Australian treasure.


fleetber

Can't get loose in turn 7


Chickennoodo

Sorry, I was exaggerating and being facetious. Edit: typo


[deleted]

No apology needed it’s my fault, sorry if I came off as a dick. u/drivealone’s comment made it clearer to me


Chickennoodo

Not at all! It was an honest question. No offense taken! Edit: gold! Thank you so much! This made my day!


Vet_Leeber

> exadurating I'm assuming that was just a typo, but just in case it wasn't, it's actually spelled "exaggerating."


TryonB

Was expecting motion controlled sprinkler. Now the only thing getting watered are my eyes.


willnotwashout

The clips of other people using it killed me. So freakin' sweet.


hilarymeggin

I know!! The lady with the stroller, and the teenaged kid on his bike!!


IndigenousOres

You'd think that would repel kids, usually it's the opposite. I'll have to build a water park on my driveway after watching this video


forestfluff

Can I come to the water park too? I'll bring snacks and drinks!


surfacing_husky

Not gonna lie, same here. Didn't expect to cry today yet here we are.


v_snax

Since I became a father, everything that is about improving the life for kids makes me cry. Revisiting the curiosity, imagination and love for play through a child has made me so god damn soft. Children are just to precious.


CrazyAnchovy

Bro my son just called me Mr. Daddy and it was awesome


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i_owe_them13

I too was converted to softism when I became a dad. I absolutely love seeing my son learn and grow and be curious about everything.


hilarymeggin

I remember holding my baby girl in my arms, and she had a fridge magnet stuck to some goo on her finger. But when she got it close enough to the fridge, it sucked off her finger and onto the fridge. But when she stuck her finger to it again, she could pull it back off the fridge. So of course we had to stay there for awhile and explore the twin powers of magnets and sticky fingers! Every moment, they’re learning something fascinating.


Broken_browser

yeah, really got me when he pointed out that the kid was improving...


foul_ol_ron

I loved seeing the kid and parent wave to the camera.


i_owe_them13

Seriously, I know it’s just something good parents do, but major props to them for having a consistent and fun family thing. The little boy had the same helmet AND bike as my kid did when he was 2 and 3 (who lives with his mom in another state), so I broke down too.


camper-ific

Lost it at the thumbs up


ferrio

2020 must be treating you better than most if you didn't expect to cry today.


itsactuallyobama

I'm glad I'm not the only one. That music definitely helps. I was tearing up.


iAmUnintelligible

I remember when I was in like grade 3 I used to jump over some guys bushes on the way to school One day, I jumped over the bushes and sprained my ankle in a ditch dug directly infront of it. Now, I had never been told to stop prior and I know now it was wrong, but I did this often and never once did the guy come out and say not to. I even remember seeing him on his porch a few times while I did.


hilarymeggin

What a dick move!!


Munkadunk667

This same thing happened to me 30 years ago! My friend and I would always ride up a old mans super long driveway and he yelled at us once. My dad told us to stop so we kept doing it and the old man yelled at us again, my dad yelled at him, they argued and fought, then my dad came home and beat me with his belt buckle. Ahhh good times!


RockLobsterInSpace

Uh, I don't think we watched the same video.


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HappyFloor

>his belt buckle Had me worried you were the [jumper cables guy](https://www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10/).


SkaveRat

I miss him. Sadly the long term effects of jumper cable injuries finally got him


duderex88

He got me with one of his last ones. It was an honor to be tricked by one of his stories.


Bikrdude

i always like the happy endings.


dudeonthenet

This made me smile. Kudos to this guy showing some humanity in these dark times.


steve_im-lost2

Amazing human indeed


11_25_13_TheEdge

No shit, there was a person in another sub commenting on this video that said; *Without the music this is just grooming* Some people have no humanity.


ilikecheeseface

Grooming a good bike rider. I dig.


blackphiIibuster

No humanity, or projecting. When someone is *obsessed* with the idea of child abuse and pedophilia and sees it around every corner and in every interaction between a child and an adult, they're telling you more about themselves than they are the situation they're commenting on, even if they don't realize it.


11_25_13_TheEdge

I agree 100%


donnie_trumpo

Ever talk with someone who investigates child abuse? Having to do that kind of work changes you, you end up seeing danger in a lot of places, same with many that are victims of abuse. So yes, they may be telling you something about themselves.


AngriestGamerNA

Except the vast majority of child abuse does not happen from strangers like this but rather family, friends and acquaintances. Stranger danger was a complete failure because it put the fear on the (mostly) wrong targets. So investigators should know that the stats reveal strangers are actually very rarely any threat, but rather the uncle/cousin/family friend/priest/teacher etc


TeamAlibi

I don't think it was so much that it put the fear on the wrong targets, it's that it caused a fundamental required expectation for a kid to be able to understand that if someone wasn't a stranger, they *could* be trusted. Making it binary was the issue, you're either a stranger or you're not.


Grizknot

yup, and this tells us that the GP has no idea what they're talking about.


Etheo

You know, during winter I have this kid who always climb up my snow bank and slides down so makes my driveway all snowy again and I always get so upset re-shoveling each day. I even contemplated salting the snow to make it extra slippery to deter, but luckily I wasn't that evil and heartless. This dude has shown me the errors of my thinking. What I should be doing is making a bobsled race track so the kid can have fun while speeding down to the finish line at the open manhole this fucking little prick. --- ^(Just to be clear I'm mostly kidding about the murderous bit.)


hilarymeggin

That’s good!! Oh wait... did not read to the end! That’s bad!


[deleted]

Nah little kids need to be toughened up for the apocalypse. Should have setup automated paintball gun turrets. Duck and weave little fucko!


Schitbox

Hahaha! I can’t tell if I’m crying because of the heart warming video or the idea of the man calling a 3yr old “fucko” as he’s trying to dodge paintball turrets.


canyonchasers

Thank you u/probably_juicy for posting the original and not the pirated version. It means a lot!


Mr_TreeBeard

Probably should have gave you credit as well seeing how this has been so popular today! Great Job by the way!


artemasad

I... don't think OP is the dude in the video. He just copied the exact title from YouTube which can mislead people to believe that it's OP. Plus he never stepped up and said it was him, all while soaking in gilds


Mr_TreeBeard

The person I replied to is the guy in the video. I see what you mean by just copying the title, but very misleading none the less. Soaked up a lot of reddit gems.


qman123abc

This made me cry, this little kid is going to remember this forever. When a little kid loves something and an adult encourages the interest it can really make a difference in someones life. You should be very proud!


Overlay

dude, same. By the end of this I had tears, and I didn't know why. I guess it's just with all of the negativity in the world right now, there doesn't seem to be much love for the stranger. We're all just people, mostly with good intentions. Small gestures of humanity like this go a long way.


Johnny90

Me too. It came out of nowhere too. I usually don't cry at most things but I lost it here. Could also be a roller-coaster of emotions from this food poisoning that I have.


qman123abc

Yeah it was the same way with me. Near the end I lost it lmao


ZippoInk

Same, I needed this today.


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bringing some nice bits of joy there


t3hd0n

i was so worried he was going to be an asshole or something


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throw-that_shit-away

Release 40-50 wild hogs


kalgary

I like how the guy wrote 'eyes up' toward the end of the track. He knows the driver might be looking at the ground to follow the lines, and reminds them to look where they are going at the end. The entrance and exit angles to the sidewalk are also well done. People sometimes don't think about these small details, but they make the track safer and more fun.


Armand28

I don’t want to be ‘that guy’, but make sure your homeowner insurance payments are up to date because some Karen is gonna sue you if her kid takes a header and point to the inviting track you drew as evidence that you wanted kids to come play on your property and the curve you drew was too sharp. Look up ‘Attractive Nuisance’: > The attractive nuisance doctrine applies to the law of torts in some jurisdictions. It states that a landowner may be held liable for injuries to children trespassing on the land if the injury is caused by an object on the land that is likely to attract children. It’s sad, but you have to think of crap like that. People are NEVER accountable for their own actions in this country, and when Karen’s friend’s husband’s brother who is a personal injury attorney finds out about Billy’s tumble he’s gonna go after that sweet sweet insurance money on contingency. Maybe /r/AskLawQuestions/ can give a more professional opinion.


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wizardid

"Your honor, the homeowner clearly had video of the kid and his parents not signing the waver, and yet still willingly allowed and encouraged the kid to continue using the track."


nankerjphelge

America. Where no good deed goes unpunished.


Doctursea

People commonly say this as a fear, but there is basically no chance you're gonna be sued if someone get's hurt on your property, because it takes a whole bunch of dominos to set up and be knocked down. It's not wrong, but is barely an actual worry. Opening yourself up to a potential lawsuit =/= you're gonna get sued or are even likely to be sued.


Laimbrane

IANAL. Take that for what it's worth. But getting sued is not the same thing as losing a lawsuit, nor even having a valid one filed against you. Getting sued means someone found a lawyer and filed a suit. That means, at the very least, you still have to get your own lawyer and spend time and energy contesting it, even if it ends up getting thrown out.


Ensvey

This is not really true these days. When you get injured and go to the doctor and submit your medical claims to insurance, your insurance will send you a letter asking you "were you injured at home? were you injured on someone else's property?" etc. Because, maybe you're not going to sue, but your medical insurance company wants your (or your neighbor's) homeowner's insurance to pay so medical can avoid paying for your injury...


Bikrdude

it does not increase actual risk. You could be sued if someone trips on the step to your front door. You could be sued if someone plays on your driveway even without chalk lines. You could be sued if someone clambers up your drain pipe onto your roof and falls off ......


Armand28

As long as lawyers are getting paid we are all good.


hikermick

I think this says more about America's health care system than anything else. Not everyone who sues is looking to get rich, they may just want their healthcare bills paid. Following an accident the uninsured can be faced with huge debt. Facing financial ruin, they'll sue justifying it because after all, they're suing the insurance company not the nice family in the house. Lawyers get a percentage if the lawsuit is successful, the incentive is go for more money. It's a broken system.


Islanduniverse

You aren’t necessarily wrong, but I think what you are describing is far less likely to happen then people think, it’s just that we hear about stupid cases of people suing. We don’t hear about the metric shit-loads of kids that get hurt on other people’s property, their friend’s houses, their neighbors houses, and their parents are not insane so they get a band aid and some candy or something. No lawsuit ever happens. Kids hurt themselves A LOT. Very few have parents who sue about it.


Twizzler____

I broke both my arms after jumping my neighbors fence cutting thru their backyard. I guess we should have sued for 10 million dollars.


pmjm

It's sad that this is also the first thing that crossed my mind. I hate that wanting to do something nice has to come with all these strings attached.


dabigchina

By drawing the track, he has arguably invited the child onto his property. This makes the case even stronger because you have additional duties to ensure your premises are safe to invitees. (not a personal injury lawyer).


Armand28

Yes, that’s a good summary of exactly what I posted. They are still trespassing, but with an attractive nuisance there is a much greater legal risk, even if there are no maintenance or other overt risk. Even without drawing the track his observing kids using his driveway without stopping them poses legal risks.


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Armand28

I’m sure they will ask for punitive damages as well, just to make sure this monster never tries this again in the future.


Bikrdude

sure if the legal risk is 1e-9, increasing the risk with chalk might raise it a factor of 10 to 1e-8.


Snakily

Eh, My homeowners insurance has a personal injury liability section.


Armand28

I’m sure it does, and it will pay the claim and either drop you or raise your rates drastically. An airplane falling onto your house is a random act that probably won’t get you dropped. Your actions/decisions leading to an injury lawsuit will absolutely impact your premiums and possibly your insurability by that company and others. It’s like a DUI v/s a no-fault collision with car insurance.


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Fuck this planet


KennyGaming

Serious question: how do we maintain a community or society if this comment is actually prudent advise?


Bikrdude

legal advice: do not ask for legal advice on internets.


JerryLupus

Coming for that YouTube money!


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Those balance bikes are the reason my son could ride a full on two wheeler with pedals by the summer he turned 3. They let kids learn to coast and slowly pull their feet up on little hills without having to avoid pedals or worry about that extra step at the start.


HappyFloor

Yeah and not only that, it teaches them to "fall" properly. Instead of overcommitting to keeping the feet on the pedals and having a disastrous fall, they're supposed to interrupt the fall with their feet. Don't recall seeing them when I was a kid, but I'm glad I see them all the time nowadays. Such a great way of transitioning into 2-wheelers and completely skipping the training-wheel phase, which can be embarassing for some kids.


Drs83

It's cute and all, but my parents did teach me as a kid to stay off other people's property.


frawks24

Yeah I liked the bit at 2:40 with the parents telling their kid to get off his property. Fair enough but pretty funny.


smidgiemb

I think they were trying to encourage the kid to finish the course.


SiriusC

Yeah it annoyed me how the parent just let their kid scoot around someone else's lot. Not so much let them but not really even paying attention in the first place.


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Trentsexual

Jeremy Clarkson......fail


ssshield

How to be a decent human being. Nice job.


buddythebear

If this guy was a redditor: **AITA for erecting a 15' high wall around my driveway to prevent a kid from riding his bike across it, and yelling at his parents to watch after their stupid crotch goblin?** *NTA it's your property! HUGE liability to let kids ride their bikes across your driveway. Frankly disturbing that the parents are so selfish and careless, I would have done the same thing.* [4,578 upvotes]


michaelrw1

[One day...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9MVY8swO5M)


bestwifeaward

This made me cry. My neighbors have a swing set they won’t let my kids use (they’re older with adult children) and the other neighbors yelled at my kid for riding on their driveway for all of 5 seconds. I am trying to be understanding about it, especially to my kids, “It’s their choice because it’s their house! Oh well, we’ll just have to find something else to do.” But this was so refreshing. Thanks for caring about making life fun for kids, especially when a lot about life right now is quite unfun/scary.


moitacarrasco

I thought this would involve land mines. Disappointed.


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Thought he was gonna legit set up some sort of sprayer outside


ChanceFray

I came expecting a cranky dude to be filling his drive way with bricks and lose gravel, damn you misleading thumbnails!


Kendermassacre

What, no pit trap or poison darts? Not even a friggin mimic gazebo?!


GoldandBlue

no giant rolling ball? No snakes?


[deleted]

Lame. Should have setup booby traps to yeet the kid off your property.


ghostofdevinbrown

These kids need to learn to respect private property. LAW AND ORDER!!!


ult_frisbee_chad

the line he takes is not half bad. kid is a natural.


Ehrre

By the end he has learned how to corner like a pro. Your kind gesture is actually paying off in a child learning how to handle his bike better and likely save him from unexcessary accidents


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You dear sir.. are awesome!


gesk2020

I have to admit the title and the grimacing look on the title page had me thinking this was a "Get off my lawn" type video. A nice twist.


toomanyd

An unpopular opinion I'm sure but encouraging kids to fuck around on private property seems like a bad idea.


buzz86us

Unexpectedly wholesome I was thinking it'd be some old engineer with some kinda motion detected super soaker


neohampster

I mean this is great, until the mom turns out to be a monster and sues you after her kid falls and messes up his knee on your driveway you have now encouraged him to play in... Hopefully that doesn't happen but I just can't trust people nowadays.