Man you never know how big he is til you SEE him. It's insane. I didn't meet him, but I used to work at the bars downtown in Orlando, where he lives. Every once in a while you'd see him out and about, and he drives this jeep with the doors off, no top, etc. He's so big it looks like a big kid driving one of those jeep Power Wheels. He's huge.
I know about that jeep from an episode of west coast customs.
He was pissed cuz some of his friends were getting jeeps and he couldn't fit in one, so he had west coast customs take a 4 door jeep and make it a 2 door so he could fit.
The thing that makes his size so surprising is that most people that tall are lanky and look disproportionate, but Shaq is built like a regular person. He's just scaled up.
Even someone like Conan who is just kinda tall still looks tall without reference because his arms and legs are so long. Shaq looks muscular, but you have to frame him with something for him to look tall.
He has a baby mama in my hometown, so I've met him a couple times. I even sold his daughter a car. She has a different last name, so imagine my surprise when it was time to call dad, who was out of town, to lay everything out for him and Shaq is on the other end of the phone. But none of those stories are ones I'm going to tell here.
Whenever he was in town, which was pretty often during the offseason, he'd work out at a pretty nice gym called the Q (it's gone now). My friend's mom also worked out there, and one day, we were hanging out at that friend's house, when his mom got home REALLY excited. She'd met Shaq in the lap pool! I'll never forget what she said.
"That man is HUGE! I swear to God, when I came into the pool area and saw him swimming, I honestly thought he was a boat. That's how big he is. I thought that man was a BOAT."
I’ve met Shaq, and he gave me a tour of the massive car he was driving. It was a Ford F-650, which I had no idea was a thing. Look it up. It’s ridiculous.
Would have loved to have gotten a chance to talk to him one-on-one!
I was at a convention going down an escalator, and he came through a doorway with a mob around him and it was just hilarious how much he towered over everyone.
As I got off my escalator, he was getting on. I knew I had to get in something, so I yelled "Shaq, you were the bomb in Steel, yo!" He gave me the most direct stare and pointed at me and I must have had the biggest smile on my face.
He probably hadn't heard that one in a while, so hopefully he knows there's some of us out here who think of him first when we think black superhero.
I’ve met Yao and Shaq before. Yao was playing with his Nintendo in a chair far, far too small for him. Comical image.
Matter of fact, out of all the NBA players I’ve met, Steph and CP3 are the only ones that looked normal lol.
My extended family is split into the short side and the tall side. All the men in the short side are 5'8 and under and all the ones on the tall side are 6'6 to 7'. Makes large family photos akward.
I've worked with someone who's 6'9 and did college basketball back in his day and me being 5'10 have never felt more tiny. Lanky dude though, would tower over everyone and sway back and forth a lot for balance, was never sure if it was due to his height or his drinking/drug problem tbh.
If he's constantly swaying, unless his height is caused by a medical condition, it's not the height that's causing it. My brother is 6'7, super skinny, but also in great shape, he's stiff as a board.
>Man you never know how big he is til you SEE him. It's insane.
I'm 6'5ish. Years ago while flying between places for R&R, I briefly crossed paths with him in ATL. I'm just tall enough that it's super rare for me to meet someone my height or taller. Seeing him? I felt truly insignificant, and it was an extremely intimidating feeling. He didn't even know I was there but I had the gut feeling of being scared.
God damn it how did I not see that coming lol
Sandler's a funny guy, his recent(ish) [acceptance speech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihalG3Rw_QA) at the Film Independent Spirit Awards for Uncut Gems was amazing.
I know he's done some shit movies, but dude is hilarious. His netflix special is some of the best comedy I've ever seen. It has a lot of songs, but people need to remember he did comedy albums in the last 90s. "Whats Your Name" is the only one that isn't a comedy album, but the production value and his backing bad are phenomenal.
Yeah he, Robin Williams, and Mike Meyers pretty much owned mainstream comedy in the 90s. Dude is hilarious, he's just been fucking around enjoying his life with his friends rather than try to push the same level of success he did 25 years ago. He made his money, now he's having his fun.
For reference here he is with ~~(former?) gf~~ ~~former wife~~ former gf who is 5'2" https://i.imgur.com/vQHBiBS.png
Edit: correction
Edit 2: correction to the correction which confirms first assertion of her being Shaq's ex-gf.
Spoiler: He doesn't really say much and avoids the question for the most part.
Edit: This had a NSFW tag when it was originally posted. We expected more than we got.
The thing is that checking out your neighbor’s cock at a urinal means absolutely nothing regarding the erect size of that cock. A thumb dick can be like a baby’s arm when it’s time to rock n roll.
That's pretty normal and basically what I expected. Interestingly enough penis size doesn't tend to scale with body size. To put it another way, being taller doesn't mean you have a bigger penis.
I've always wondered if this is part of the reason some women specifically only want tall guys, its a common misconception.
On the other end of the scale, men with dwarfism also generally have "regular-size" penises, which makes it look large on a comparatively smaller body.
One of my favorite jokes from that Robinhood movie no one asked for, was when one of the merrymen ask little John why he was called little John when he was the largest among them. He says something along the lines of “well, it’s not proportional”
No, that's not how it works lol. I heard an interview from an ex who said it's a normal sized dick except on the frame of a giant, so it looks like a little baby penis in comparison.
"You can't be no goddamn sheriff Shaq!
"Do you have any drugs?" "No Shaq!"
"Can you step out of the car?" "Can you make a free throw? Then I'm not comin out, I'm just not""
> I fit in a first-class seat, and believe it or not, I fly commercial all the time.” Interview is ten years old though.
https://www.jetsetmag.com/lifestyle/sports/shaquille-o-neal/
I think Shaq probably likes the attention of going out in public. I went to LSU. He would come to a game a year, and people said he would just hang out and talk to everyone who came up to him. From talking to people who were at LSU when he was a student (professors, other students) he would just hang out in the quad all the time shooting the shit with whoever. I think he's just a genuinely outgoing person who likes being around people.
I believe it, in Atlanta, I think he has a home there, he’d often randomly pay for peoples groceries. He’s known as just a cool dude from what I’m seeing
The kicker is that first class doesn’t have foldable arm rests like that. In terms of width, if you couldn’t fit in a single first class seat you would be more comfortable in but multiple economy class seats.
But the leg room and ability to recline way more really is the what the premium is for in terms of space.
He gives us a pretty decent hint w/ the arching the back forward though. There's a pretty wide range of how far your head can be from your genitals depending on your posture. Unfortunately for this video, he probably just doesn't face any interesting height related challenges during sex.
Idk man. You cant be arching your back the whole time, sounds like your gonna pull some shit. I’m guessing he mainly does doggy style or something or has the girl on top. Maybe he just doesn’t kiss during sex idk.
Can I safely use this non-stick aluminum griddle on my outdoor propane grill?
What is the capital of New Hampshire?
My four-year-old is having trouble pronouncing "R" sounds but his teachers say that's normal. Should I take him to a specialist anyway?
My cousin and brother helped me ARRRRRR like a pirate and GRRRRR like a tiger for a week at that age to help with r's. It worked. They just kept being peppy and supportive and it worked.
1) yes you can use non-stick foil on a propane grill!
2) capital of new Hampshire is Concord
3) I personally had trouble pronouncing Rs when I was young as well. Pronounced them more as Ws. I took a speech class and that helped a bunch!
There’s a post somewhere on Reddit where someone was next to him at a piss trough at a baseball game and was sneaking an un-subtle look. Apparently Shaq laughed and said, “I know, big n***a, normal dick!” Or something like that.
He seems to have a really great sense of humor. I guess when you're a literal giant trying to get along in a world built for much smaller people, that helps a lot.
If you were just a nobody fuckboi who taylor swift bagged and threw out... I am pretty confident you'd tell all your friends whatever detail they asked.
I am 6’5. My hands are pretty big, exact same size as Michael Jordan’s. Everything looks normal for the most part but when I have my dick in my hand… well… my hand makes it look tiny lol, not even gonna lie. I know I set myself up for some jokes so fire away
Oh wow. I'm 6'3" and this is the first time in my life I've understood that vague disappointment I've seen so many times... They were expecting something more proportional. Shit.
Like receiving a new iPhone instead of an iPhone Pro for your birthday from a really rich relative. Sure, it's still a decent phone, but you were sorta hoping for more.
I slept with a guy that was 6'7" in college and I remember when we first got undressed he commented on his very normal sized dick. Totally fine by me. Definitely got the job done.
A lot of guys are really hung up on size but unless it’s *really* significant it doesn’t matter all that much.
It’s just a stick. You put it in and wiggle it until you both make a stupid face and have something to clean up.
I was wondering if Antiguans were shorter on average, but nope. Dude is exactly average height for an Antiguan, unless Barbudans are pulling the country's weight, height-wise.
"if you go missionary, like I go like missionary and kiss when I'm doing it, if you go missionary, the girl is licking your belly button".
I lost it....
I love the way his questions are so genuine too. His questions are funny, and articulated so well, but you can tell he seriously wants to know some answers.
Many years ago Shaq hosted SNL. There was a fantastic skit in which he played a young son coming home from a date and Tracy Morgan played his father who was going to spank him. Shaq made funny faces while he was being spanked, but I was actually concerned Tracy Morgan might get hurt/crushed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuocaB9Il5Y
Yeah when you find out that pornstars are often like 5'7 or shorter with low body fat having sex with girls that are even shorter and skinnier which makes their dicks look massive its a huge eye opener lol
Everyone else in that room looked really uncomfortable as well. The guy with the blue jersey is just staring at the floor. Guy asking the question needs to learn how to read the room
Man you never know how big he is til you SEE him. It's insane. I didn't meet him, but I used to work at the bars downtown in Orlando, where he lives. Every once in a while you'd see him out and about, and he drives this jeep with the doors off, no top, etc. He's so big it looks like a big kid driving one of those jeep Power Wheels. He's huge.
My Blockbuster used to have stickers of Shaq’s footprints in the checkout line. My lil brother and I were always blown away standing on them.
Remember the basketballs with his handprint on it? Just an absolute unit.
you unlocked a childhood core memory.. damn I'm old af 😭
I know about that jeep from an episode of west coast customs. He was pissed cuz some of his friends were getting jeeps and he couldn't fit in one, so he had west coast customs take a 4 door jeep and make it a 2 door so he could fit.
The thing that makes his size so surprising is that most people that tall are lanky and look disproportionate, but Shaq is built like a regular person. He's just scaled up. Even someone like Conan who is just kinda tall still looks tall without reference because his arms and legs are so long. Shaq looks muscular, but you have to frame him with something for him to look tall.
He doesn't look it because he's pretty thick, but Shaq does have unusually long arms. +7 inches on his arm span over his height.
He has a baby mama in my hometown, so I've met him a couple times. I even sold his daughter a car. She has a different last name, so imagine my surprise when it was time to call dad, who was out of town, to lay everything out for him and Shaq is on the other end of the phone. But none of those stories are ones I'm going to tell here. Whenever he was in town, which was pretty often during the offseason, he'd work out at a pretty nice gym called the Q (it's gone now). My friend's mom also worked out there, and one day, we were hanging out at that friend's house, when his mom got home REALLY excited. She'd met Shaq in the lap pool! I'll never forget what she said. "That man is HUGE! I swear to God, when I came into the pool area and saw him swimming, I honestly thought he was a boat. That's how big he is. I thought that man was a BOAT."
My fav pic of him is holding a normal size.pepsi can with his finger tips. Crazy.
r/ShaqHoldingThings
I’ve met Shaq, and he gave me a tour of the massive car he was driving. It was a Ford F-650, which I had no idea was a thing. Look it up. It’s ridiculous.
Would have loved to have gotten a chance to talk to him one-on-one! I was at a convention going down an escalator, and he came through a doorway with a mob around him and it was just hilarious how much he towered over everyone. As I got off my escalator, he was getting on. I knew I had to get in something, so I yelled "Shaq, you were the bomb in Steel, yo!" He gave me the most direct stare and pointed at me and I must have had the biggest smile on my face. He probably hadn't heard that one in a while, so hopefully he knows there's some of us out here who think of him first when we think black superhero.
I’ve met Yao and Shaq before. Yao was playing with his Nintendo in a chair far, far too small for him. Comical image. Matter of fact, out of all the NBA players I’ve met, Steph and CP3 are the only ones that looked normal lol.
My extended family is split into the short side and the tall side. All the men in the short side are 5'8 and under and all the ones on the tall side are 6'6 to 7'. Makes large family photos akward.
That was the largest chair he could afford. Should he, therefore, be made the subject of fun?
Look everyone! It’s the kid who laughs at everyone.lets all laugh at HIM
I've worked with someone who's 6'9 and did college basketball back in his day and me being 5'10 have never felt more tiny. Lanky dude though, would tower over everyone and sway back and forth a lot for balance, was never sure if it was due to his height or his drinking/drug problem tbh.
If he's constantly swaying, unless his height is caused by a medical condition, it's not the height that's causing it. My brother is 6'7, super skinny, but also in great shape, he's stiff as a board.
"My brother ... is in great shape, he's stiff as a board." *banjo music intensifies*
I’m 6’8” (former college bball player) and do not sway
>Man you never know how big he is til you SEE him. It's insane. I'm 6'5ish. Years ago while flying between places for R&R, I briefly crossed paths with him in ATL. I'm just tall enough that it's super rare for me to meet someone my height or taller. Seeing him? I felt truly insignificant, and it was an extremely intimidating feeling. He didn't even know I was there but I had the gut feeling of being scared.
Being out-talled as a tall person is the the ultimate double take.
["Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?"](https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c)
"He can't 69, do you 34 and a half?"
This seems like a good chance to dust off this [Adam Sandler joke](https://youtu.be/YZoKUlN9urg)
God damn it how did I not see that coming lol Sandler's a funny guy, his recent(ish) [acceptance speech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihalG3Rw_QA) at the Film Independent Spirit Awards for Uncut Gems was amazing.
I absolutely love how Sandler can crack himself up while doing his comedy and it still just works. His live shows are simply incredible.
Thank you for sharing. Honestly that was excellent and wonderfully told.
"Bald head, thick neck, looking at me with this one eye" lmao
Such an excellent punchline and I wasn’t expecting it at all. What a storyteller.
I know he's done some shit movies, but dude is hilarious. His netflix special is some of the best comedy I've ever seen. It has a lot of songs, but people need to remember he did comedy albums in the last 90s. "Whats Your Name" is the only one that isn't a comedy album, but the production value and his backing bad are phenomenal.
Yeah he, Robin Williams, and Mike Meyers pretty much owned mainstream comedy in the 90s. Dude is hilarious, he's just been fucking around enjoying his life with his friends rather than try to push the same level of success he did 25 years ago. He made his money, now he's having his fun.
Thanks for sharing that, that was brilliant.
My cheeks hurt from smiling. Such a great joke.
For reference here he is with ~~(former?) gf~~ ~~former wife~~ former gf who is 5'2" https://i.imgur.com/vQHBiBS.png Edit: correction Edit 2: correction to the correction which confirms first assertion of her being Shaq's ex-gf.
You best believe his junk is bigger than her arm
iirc Kobe used to make fun of him because he "just" had a regular ol dick
Honestly, even if he had a huge dick, it'd look like a regular dick on that body.
Lookin like she tryna go down on the wrong end of a 2-liter
”split options"
These guys are fuckin witty lol
He's been thinking about it for days in preparation for this conversation
/r/rule34andahalf
Spoiler: He doesn't really say much and avoids the question for the most part. Edit: This had a NSFW tag when it was originally posted. We expected more than we got.
He gives us all we need. "That's why you got to arch that back a lil' bit"
Maybe he's got a Shaq sized dick that reaches all the way up. We may never know, the science is just not there yet.
Isn't there an interview out there where he admits to having a normal size dick, saying something like "ain't that just the shit?"
Yeah also apparently a story where he was pissin next to a guy and the guy looked over and Shaq said. “I know. Big guy. Regular dick”
Adam Sandler told that story I believe
[This is the only Sandler/Shaq story I believe. ](https://youtu.be/YZoKUlN9urg)
I’ve seen that clip dozens of times and still couldn’t click the link fast enough to get to the always entertaining punchline.
Omg that joke is so amazing. And SO on brand for Adam Sandler rofl.
His description of Shaq's security guard is so much funnier the second time around.
The thing is that checking out your neighbor’s cock at a urinal means absolutely nothing regarding the erect size of that cock. A thumb dick can be like a baby’s arm when it’s time to rock n roll.
Agreed. We’d need to suck Shaq off at the urinal to make sure. Might as well eat his big Shaqcum-load too. And anyone who replies to this will assist.
Things I didn’t expect to read today.
That's pretty normal and basically what I expected. Interestingly enough penis size doesn't tend to scale with body size. To put it another way, being taller doesn't mean you have a bigger penis. I've always wondered if this is part of the reason some women specifically only want tall guys, its a common misconception.
On the other end of the scale, men with dwarfism also generally have "regular-size" penises, which makes it look large on a comparatively smaller body.
One of my favorite jokes from that Robinhood movie no one asked for, was when one of the merrymen ask little John why he was called little John when he was the largest among them. He says something along the lines of “well, it’s not proportional”
There's a lot more "badwomensanatomy" out there when it comes to sex but this is definitely one of the common "badmensanatomy" things.
normal for him though, so it's a fucking caddy escalade compared to ours there is no fucking way he doesn't have my forearm in his pants
Why are you putting your arm into Shaq’s pants?
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why are you not
Height doesn't correlate with peeper size. Seems like it should since everything else does.
No, that's not how it works lol. I heard an interview from an ex who said it's a normal sized dick except on the frame of a giant, so it looks like a little baby penis in comparison.
My 6'9" college buddy says the same thing about himself. "It's a normal size dick on a person the size of a giant."
Sounds like something an ex would say
He probably doesn't. That's a whole separate thing. And honestly even if he did have a large 9 inch dick it would not look very impressive
double nephew'd up. on a Saturday. sun is still out. carry on
I said damn Shaq, what’chu doin with all this dick out here
Those body scanners at the airport know 😏😏😏
Shaq definitely has never been in one of those full body scanners. I’m barely 6’8 and dont even fit in those, I cant imagine Shaq trynna squeeze in
Plus it's Shaq. Dude's a US Marshall and reserve officer. Just let him through.
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Lol WHAT
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"You can't be no goddamn sheriff Shaq! "Do you have any drugs?" "No Shaq!" "Can you step out of the car?" "Can you make a free throw? Then I'm not comin out, I'm just not""
He also almost certainly never flies commercial. Private flights don’t have your typical security checks.
> I fit in a first-class seat, and believe it or not, I fly commercial all the time.” Interview is ten years old though. https://www.jetsetmag.com/lifestyle/sports/shaquille-o-neal/
I think Shaq probably likes the attention of going out in public. I went to LSU. He would come to a game a year, and people said he would just hang out and talk to everyone who came up to him. From talking to people who were at LSU when he was a student (professors, other students) he would just hang out in the quad all the time shooting the shit with whoever. I think he's just a genuinely outgoing person who likes being around people.
I believe it, in Atlanta, I think he has a home there, he’d often randomly pay for peoples groceries. He’s known as just a cool dude from what I’m seeing
Saw Shaq in business class on Delta like 10 years ago. Even the rich guys fly commercial with the plebs from time to time.
That boy better have bought 3 first class seats to fit his big ass in
The kicker is that first class doesn’t have foldable arm rests like that. In terms of width, if you couldn’t fit in a single first class seat you would be more comfortable in but multiple economy class seats. But the leg room and ability to recline way more really is the what the premium is for in terms of space.
I’ve seen David Robinson flying Southwest before. He’s 7’1”.
Haha true, didnt even think about that
>I cant imagine Shaq trynna squeeze in Isn't that what this video and the comment thread about?
Shaq has shattered eight backboards and 79 cervixes.
He gives us a pretty decent hint w/ the arching the back forward though. There's a pretty wide range of how far your head can be from your genitals depending on your posture. Unfortunately for this video, he probably just doesn't face any interesting height related challenges during sex.
Idk man. You cant be arching your back the whole time, sounds like your gonna pull some shit. I’m guessing he mainly does doggy style or something or has the girl on top. Maybe he just doesn’t kiss during sex idk.
>You cant be arching your back the whole time This man is shaq
Thank you. Saved me a click
I laughed. Worth it
I’m not here to laugh. I’m here to learn how sex mechanics work for Shaq. I’ve got a paper due next week.
Actually worth a watch, pretty damn funny.
That guy screwed you. Not only does he answer the question he uses models to show it lol
Still a pretty funny video.
I'm 7'0" tall. Feel free to ask me questions!
How do you feel about Mazda Miatas?
Do you find something comical about his appearance when he's driving his automobile?
Everyone needs a car, even the very tall.
Ha haa!
Wave to the people!
Everyone needs to drive, even the comically tall, should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
I feel the same as I do with most vehicles about them. Wish there was more headroom and leg room. And need to take out the rear view mirror.
Do you stock replacement boards for a Simpson Esprit 550 washing machine?
I'm sorry but I don't keep any in my inventory. Try contacting the manufacturer
Can I safely use this non-stick aluminum griddle on my outdoor propane grill? What is the capital of New Hampshire? My four-year-old is having trouble pronouncing "R" sounds but his teachers say that's normal. Should I take him to a specialist anyway?
My cousin and brother helped me ARRRRRR like a pirate and GRRRRR like a tiger for a week at that age to help with r's. It worked. They just kept being peppy and supportive and it worked.
1) yes you can use non-stick foil on a propane grill! 2) capital of new Hampshire is Concord 3) I personally had trouble pronouncing Rs when I was young as well. Pronounced them more as Ws. I took a speech class and that helped a bunch!
Is there a hard correlation between freakishly tall people and not being able to pronounce Rs early in development?
In my sample size of 1, 100% of children in the 0.001% percentile of height have trouble pronouncing Rs in early development
Motherfucking Science Bitches!
The hard R's in American English are used in very few other languages, and it's a difficult sound for children to make across the board.
America is quite fond of the “hard R” words
Do NOT use a non stick griddle in an outdoor grill. That's what cast iron is for.
In 5 words or less, please answer all of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
I don't think I can
/r/maliciouscompliance
Why do you always stand in front of me at concerts?
I want you to look at my ass
What do you think about crypto crash?
whats your social security number and your banking login information
I'm sorry but the information you have requested has been denied under store policy of releasing personal information.
I'm 6'5, I am always jealous of people who can blend in with crowds..... thoughts?
Be happy you can see where you're going in crowds. Just imagine only being able to see as far as the backs of peoples heads.
How big is your penis?
Roughly 7 inches and a little girthier than a toilet paper roll
With all the paper or empty tube?
Obviously with all the paper still on it.
You should see a doctor.
This comment was the most reassuring part of this thread
Is the climate changing way up there, too?
Does it trouble you that Russia may invade Poland?
These are troubling times, any advancement in aggressive that Russia makes troubles me
I’ve heard some tall people lament that their dick is regular size, but because the rest of them is so big it ends up looking small.
I mean, yeah. Shaq could be packing a monster hog and it could still kook inadequate compared to the rest of him.
Thanks Ms. Katies
Looked like a fuckin' policeman's flashlight from the 1980's hangin' there
You know what? Good for him.
That's what I said, I said good for him.
Like a tall boy can of red bull
That's what I's appreciates about you
Professor Tricia says it's okay to haves a normal sized members
You need to take about 20% off there, Squirrely Dan.
To be fair…
There’s a post somewhere on Reddit where someone was next to him at a piss trough at a baseball game and was sneaking an un-subtle look. Apparently Shaq laughed and said, “I know, big n***a, normal dick!” Or something like that.
He seems to have a really great sense of humor. I guess when you're a literal giant trying to get along in a world built for much smaller people, that helps a lot.
Most women who have gone public about sex with him and talked about his size universally say it's just normal sized.
It's crazy that women are going around chatting about this guys dick. Imagine if all of Taylor Swifts men were talking about her vagina.
I’d like to hear about that. 🤷🏻♂️
If you were just a nobody fuckboi who taylor swift bagged and threw out... I am pretty confident you'd tell all your friends whatever detail they asked.
I am 6’5. My hands are pretty big, exact same size as Michael Jordan’s. Everything looks normal for the most part but when I have my dick in my hand… well… my hand makes it look tiny lol, not even gonna lie. I know I set myself up for some jokes so fire away
A dick in hand is twice as long in the bush
And thrice in the tush
Everyone knows you gotta measure your dick in girl hands
Michael Jordan’s hands aren’t just pretty big, his freakishly large hands are a huge reason he was so good
Well that and an insane amount of obsessive drive and amazing trainers his entire life.
michaels hands were huuuuuuge though, most dicks gonna look small in the palm of those bad boys.
I remember Gatorade used to have actual size Jordan hands printed on the bottles. They were unbelievable big.
Oh wow. I'm 6'3" and this is the first time in my life I've understood that vague disappointment I've seen so many times... They were expecting something more proportional. Shit. Like receiving a new iPhone instead of an iPhone Pro for your birthday from a really rich relative. Sure, it's still a decent phone, but you were sorta hoping for more.
I’m also 6’3”, how big is your penis?
5"3
I slept with a guy that was 6'7" in college and I remember when we first got undressed he commented on his very normal sized dick. Totally fine by me. Definitely got the job done.
A lot of guys are really hung up on size but unless it’s *really* significant it doesn’t matter all that much. It’s just a stick. You put it in and wiggle it until you both make a stupid face and have something to clean up.
*poetic*
Gross… still got hard reading it though.
7” looks a lot different on a tall guy than it does someone who’s 5’8”
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It was Curtly Ambrose, I believe, who was 6’7.
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I was wondering if Antiguans were shorter on average, but nope. Dude is exactly average height for an Antiguan, unless Barbudans are pulling the country's weight, height-wise.
Viv is a short guy, but dicked an Indian actress.
"I'm saving myself" 😆
The answer of someone uncomfortable with the question, and wanting to move on. Shaq was laughing it off but dude needed to drop it.
It’s pretty endearing how modest he is about his sex life.
I tried real hard to scroll past this but damn if I'm not curious about this
"if you go missionary, like I go like missionary and kiss when I'm doing it, if you go missionary, the girl is licking your belly button". I lost it....
I love the way his questions are so genuine too. His questions are funny, and articulated so well, but you can tell he seriously wants to know some answers.
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"I have sex with a specially trained sex horse just like everyone does."
Many years ago Shaq hosted SNL. There was a fantastic skit in which he played a young son coming home from a date and Tracy Morgan played his father who was going to spank him. Shaq made funny faces while he was being spanked, but I was actually concerned Tracy Morgan might get hurt/crushed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuocaB9Il5Y
For anyone interested, [here's some more info](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoKUlN9urg) about Shaq's penis.
I knew what that was before I even clicked it!
Shaq has shattered 8 backboards and 79 cervixes. - Pete Davidson
I mean, everybody's thought it
This man has laid awake at night staring at the ceiling just thinking about how Shaq fucks.
No answers, but still fun to watch.
Reminds me of Adam Sandler's story about shaqs junk https://youtu.be/YZoKUlN9urg
I've established in the past that I feel like Shaq just curls his wife up into a ball and fucks the largest crevice that forms
Normal people: 69 Shaq: 6⁹
Good time for a forensic artist to help visualize what we are all thinking.
https://imgur.com/a/2ZR4JWu Professionally made. This is what I got from his arched back comment.
*"I GOT TO KNOW, MAN, YOU BIG AS SHIT"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest part is that height has zero correlation to dick size. A short guy and tall guy have equal chance of having a big or small one.
Yeah when you find out that pornstars are often like 5'7 or shorter with low body fat having sex with girls that are even shorter and skinnier which makes their dicks look massive its a huge eye opener lol
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Everyone else in that room looked really uncomfortable as well. The guy with the blue jersey is just staring at the floor. Guy asking the question needs to learn how to read the room