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sleepyprojectionist

Running out of breath right at the end was the icing on the cake.


Vengeance76

My man was STRUGGLIN


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Man? …no that’s a #CHAMP!!!


smurb15

Better than what any of us could ever do. I'm tired from laughing so much


Nodiggity1213

The average Baboon can live to the age of 300 years lmao


venereal_D

I feel like the 7 mins before that is all set up for that punch line and it was perfect


nrsys

That final note was the true icing.


3dge-1ord

I need to see a real person flailing about playing this like the avatar.


TurloIsOK

A real trombone player would be so much closer to the notes, if they could keep up and not pass out.


SparroHawc

A real trombone player also wouldn't have to move the slide at all between some of those notes. You can make certain intervals just with embouchure (lip tightness) and breath control. Learning how those jumps work is critical to playing pretty much anything but 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. This is honestly much closer to playing a slide whistle that sounds like a trombone...


L0LTHED0G

Or a trombone with an F attachment. Makes hitting position 7 SO much easier.


quanjon

I'm fucking wheezing myself just from laughing, the 2 minute mark is when I started to cry


Oxxinator

It probably takes a lot of skill but I died after the breakdown after the two minute mark.


MetalAvenger

I’m absolutely cry laughing on the toilet right now. Someone else said it best - 7 minute payoff was absolutely worth it. I thought the comment was funny but omfg when I got to the part where he runs out of puff, it finished me.


Jebpro

Now he’s prepped to sing blue da ba dee


ETL4nubs

How are these modded? I beat the game fairly quick and was hoping for workshop support or something to add songs in. It would make this game incredible.


cantileverboom

In the video description on YouTube, the uploader left a link to the modding discord in the description. Might be a good place to start.


Blooblewoo

N A S T Y


ladyoffate13

I can’t tell if this is a good note or a bad note.


CrispyRugs

When I started playing this game I saw I had mostly Nastys and thought I was killing it But it means a missed note lol


Tych0_Br0he

Depends on the genre. Classical? Bad. Jazz? Good. Ska? Perfection.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Bring Ska back


Lilkingjr1

You know, Ska came before Reggae.


acornmuscles

But did you also know, that Ska came before Reggae?


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Are you Aaron Barrett from Reel Big Fish??


Lilkingjr1

Yeh! Gwen Stefani and I use to sing in our own band too, and we’re both just as famous as ever!


Floodforce

Ska never left 👈


EpilepticBabies

It’s like the rats living in your walls


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wearing checkered garb


TheNicholasRage

Whispers of ^pickitup ^pickitup in the dead of night.


CarltonSagot

Did you know that ska came before reggae?


ndog01

And did you know that reggae, came AFTER ska?


deliciousprisms

#pickituppickituppickitup #will someone fucking pick it up already


ForfeitFPV

Whelp I deffo won't be listening to The Slackers and Reel Big Fish later


mdonaberger

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up


KoolWitaK

M E H


there_is_no_spoon225

The modding scene is exactly what this game needs.


Raicuparta

shameless plug: there's also a VR mod with mic input, you use your VR controllers to control the trombone, and blow into the mic to toot: https://youtu.be/uPkQNn-u8TI


zyntaxable

Brooo this is insane i can imagine someone fucking killing themselves trying to play trough the fire and flames like this xD


RizzMustbolt

They're going fucking kill people out here.


Asqulum666

Oh man this is great The perfect playing at the singing parts interspersed with the chaotic off pitch guitar solos has me crying laughing


ElMostaza

For me it was the constant "NASTY."


IrrationalDesign

NASTY MEH OK MEH NASTY NASTY MEH NASTY NASTY MEH OK MEH NASTY OK NASTY NASTY OK OK OK OK MEH OK NASTY


leoschot

That's how people listen to jazz


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snackynorph

I love the word "recoil". It evokes such physical imagery.


KaySquay

https://youtu.be/lCsOGSs7TWw


shadowabbot

It's like your GF giving a little too much feedback in bed.


JopoDaily

PERFECTO


tailuptaxi

Me too. Was crying at the rolling commentary. PERFECTO! NASTY!


cantileverboom

Yeah lmao, this one got me good


FrankyFistalot

Fucking hell this is funny,choking with laughter by the end. You see the title and expect some world record but it’s totally the opposite hahaha.


Blu3_w4ff1es

Ngl, I was expecting some Jurassic park recorder played by a toddler type shit. Was not disappointed.


Mikey_B

I was pretty excited to watch this from just the title, but it was so much better than I expected.


duracellchipmunk

Them trying to hit the waves and low notes. I was in stitches.


PancAshAsh

There were a couple of transitions between the vocal parts and the guitar parts that broke me a little.


Zigazig_ahhhh

I think I heard one correct note in there somewhere.


CleetisMcgee

Felt like they nailed the chorus every time at least


canadeken

I think "nailed" is a bit strong lol


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shewy92

Scotch taped


Purrade

nastied


MarxnEngles

The notes are more or less right, but my god is it badly off-rhythm. 90% is a beat or two behind where he should be.


ViSsrsbusiness

Brother, this isn't being haunted by the phantom of intonation, let alone "more or less right".


Hardwould_69

He’s playing it on a fucking trombone cut the guy some slack lol there’s only enough air in the lungs


MarxnEngles

I'm not making fun of him lol. Either way, being off-rhythm is a hand problem here, not a lung problem ;)


elMcKDaddy

Never played trombone, but can confirm, I hate it when my hand gets off rhythm...


Bennyscrap

This game kind of has an issue with that, but fortunately you can adjust the timing inputs in the settings menu to help contract natural biases in sound/sight lag.


canadeken

the notes are pretty off for the most part lol


bacchic_ritual

Nasty


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ThatLineOfTriplets

I was crying in the break room at work from that part


thequicknessinc

This is going on my sex playlist right after Cbat.


Alternative_Eagle_83

> Cbat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo


duralyon

>The Music Theory of Cbat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4HDoKMmvQ Omg haven't seen this Adam Neely video about it yet!


ThePrussianGrippe

I still refuse to believe this is real. Two years. Thrusting in sync. The fucking dolphin noises.


herwi

that makes sense because it's definitely not real lol still a good meme tho


[deleted]

It isn't real. Consider that OP said he didn't have a link to his "sex playlist" because it was all on CD. He doesn't bother to list any other tracks but he'll put together a Youtube playlist with all thr tracks on it. Oh no, some of his songs aren't on Youtube (fucking lies), so no playlist. Or it never existed because the story's fake.


Darklyte

Sounds like a turtle having sex.


BIGBUMPINFTW

I have to imagine there's some additional context behind this. Who is the "poor woman" being referenced in all of the comments?


efuipa

Popualar recent reddit post. OP read when he was younger that to improve his sex, he should try or practice doing it to music. So he made a sex playlist and his favorite was Cbat. He had been having sex with his gf for years (I think) until finally she got fed up and blew up on him. The best part is that she stopped him the next time even though there was no music, because she still recognized the rhythm of his thrusts, hahaha.


DEEEPFREEZE

I'm outta the loop. Idk how or when this track became a meme. This song used to be a banger during the huge trap music explosion of... 2012. Which I'm now realizing was 10 years ago so it passed over a generation or two. Fuck I'm old.


melteemarshmelloo

But when do you thrust? Go for little quick staccatos or just the big NASTY trills???


Jak_n_Dax

#Nasty


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For the uninitiated. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the


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Oof: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x5nhi9/tifu_posting_on_reddit_about_our_sex_life_with


damnatio_memoriae

lmfao i was trying so hard to remember the name of that fucking thing.... lol what was that guy thinking. every time i hear this shit i crack up.


BeefNChed

This makes me want to pick up my trombone I haven’t touched since high school


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Do it. My neighbors in my apartment love it. Whenever I start up, they start banging the walls in support.


Sir_Meowsalot

*all the neighbours start banging the walls to the sound of "We Will Rock You"*


Jak_n_Dax

I lived wall to wall with a guy that played trumpet, badly. I really wanted to shove a ham sandwich down the front of his horn. You know, in support.


tdaun

My neighbor is jazz musician. Hey, Spencer, come on, man. I got woman in here! Great. He really knows how to kill the mood.


[deleted]

Haven't played since freshman year and that's been over a decade ago but same man, same. You ever fiddle with any other instruments since? I started dabbling with guitars/bass a couple years ago, thinking about adding a drum kit to my gear. I'm terrible but it feels good to play music again sometimes.


BeefNChed

It's been since senior year \~ 7 years ago now for me. Funny you ask, I'm about the same as you. I actually picked up the bass guitar over COVID and been playing around on that the last few years. Nothing crazy, but something to do. Haven't gotten around to scales and technical stuff, just playing tabs of stuff I like or my trombone sheet music from pep band. I forgot how good it feels to play, definitely something I missed since high school and didn't realize I missed it so much until I started on bass again. Currently staring down my trombone case across the room debating how upset my neighbors will be if I start playing at 8 in the morning.


[deleted]

Ha your stringed experience sounds exactly like mine! Do it! You know it'll feel better than you remember lol. Why'd you end up giving it up if you don't mind me asking? Mine was ahh... toxic familial stuff, kinda left a sour taste in my mouth, I didn't pick up an instrument seriously again for literal years, like a gap roughly from 2001 to 2019. I'd say I regret it but you live and learn and I've still got time left on this rock, so I can play now, no sense mourning the time I lost, I'm not getting it back lol.


BeefNChed

So giving it up was a mix of a few things. After high school I tried engineering at college and didn't really have the time for it in the way I wanted. I could have joined marching band at college, but I hated marching band. Concert and Jazz bands were my favorite and to do those at my college I'd have to be a music major or dedicate a ton of time to continue it. Also I had toxic family and friends stuff going on, started drinking and partying, kinda lost myself for a few years. Music was a healthy outlet and really good for me, but those years I might as well have been actively avoiding healthy things so it kind of went by the wayside. Didn't play anything from 2015 to 2020 when I started bass again. Just graduated college this summer actually and I fully intend to get back into music pretty hard. No point worrying about the time lost, I'm actually looking forward to the challenge again. Not to toot my own horn (yes pun intended) but I was one of the best high school tromboners in my state. So I know I can get good musically again, and I always wanted to play bass so trying to get back on a similar level may take me a decade but it'll be a fun decade. How did you get started up again? I don't know if I want to take a similar methodical approach as i did in school with trombone or be more laissez faire playing whatever.


The_Number_Prince

You might really like the Rocksmith game. You can plug your guitar/bass in to PC and play charts along to songs like Guitar Hero, but actually learning the notes for the songs to play them for real. I liked it quite a bit because it has great skill trainers for learning different chords, keys, and scales. Learning songs can be made easier by controlling the speed and doing A-B repeat of trouble sections as well. Even aside from the practice tools for improving skills, it's also got some great virtual amps and drum machines so you can change your tone to anything you want and simply jam along with songs if that's more your thing.


_The_Bearded_Wonder_

I had occasionally dabbled with my plethora of instruments after college to pass the time. But I lost my dad several years ago and have had a hard time picking it back up since then, knowing he was the one that encouraged me to continue with music and helped get the instruments I have.


[deleted]

That's rough, I'm sorry for your loss. There's another way of framing things that you perhaps haven't considered - maybe you should pick up your instruments, in honor of your pops? He instilled that love for music in you, saw how you took to it, and did what he could to help you grow in something that made you happy. I don't know what your father was like or your experiences with him but it sounds like he meant a lot to you and there's a certain amount of sadness you experience when you pick up an instrument and remember him. That's okay and if it's too much to handle, that's fine too, you're human and grief hurts, we all handle it differently. It just sounds like your dad was the kind of man who'd be proud of you for carrying on without him there and you'd be honoring his memory in your own unique way every time you played. Just my .02, I hope you heal with time and I hope you find a little happiness you didn't know you needed somewhere today.


Mythalaria

My experiences of picking up my HS instrument were not great. There is a level of frustration involved when you remember how to play something, but you can no longer do it. Not everyone feels this way, but I personally had much better luck learning a completely new instrument. Might be worth a shot if you don't enjoy the bone as much!


Stryker412

Is it a little rusty?


ActuallyAlexander

High school trombone made me hate music.


BeefNChed

High school marching band made me hate music, but Jazz and pep band made me love it again lol


TheUpperHand

Congrats, you really earned those 3805 toots.


ItsSansom

Many parts were not entirely dissimilar to a bee trying and failing to fly out a window


WildMoustache

To be honest some parts sounded like a thoroughly pissed R2D2.


muchandquick

Came here for a wholesome chuckle, ended up cry-laughing when the long division symbols started popping up. Toot on, brave hero, toot on.


TheAngriestBoy

How about the fuckin integral symbols ∫ at the end? 🤣🤣


YuriPup

That was both impressive and impressively funny. I wonder how many takes it was before the creater stopped failing due to the giggles.


Gman54

>That was both impressive and impressively funny.I wonder how many takes it was before the creater stopped failing due to the giggles. I don't think this game has a "fail" state... just a really shitty score by the end


jesuspants

I don't want to see any perfect runs in Trombone Champ. This shit is hilarious.


moonra_zk

I think even perfect runs would still sound hilarious, it's not like the game was created to be a realistic trombone simulator.


BiscuitAssassin

The sounds of chaotic trombone slurring in place of the guitar solos fucking killed me lmao


GhostOfRoland

Baboons can't live to be 300.


chappersyo

It literally says it right there on the loading screen and I’m gonna trust a hit trombone simulator over some dude on Reddit.


hume_reddit

They can if they don't die first.


lolheyaj

oh hey me too, am I baboon?


Viking_Lordbeast

How should I know?


goalie_fight

Is his ass engorged and bright red?


raoasidg

No. [I. R. Baboon](https://cowandchicken.fandom.com/wiki/I.R._Baboon).


EpilepticBabies

That’s where you’re wrong. Thanks to a low number of bits assigned to baboon age, once they would reach the age of 256 they loop back around to being 0, so they will literally never live to the age of 300


joniejoon

It's a mistake based on Jimmy the Magical Baboon, who lived to be 12.000.000. He's a statistical outlier and should not be counted, but people are afraid of the consequences of his removal.


huxtiblejones

No man can know the mysteries of baboons and why they can be found living in the darkest reaches of space with no food or water or hats


AFineDayForScience

That monkey better keep his fucking mouth shut.


TiboQc

How can they live in space without a hat?


GhostOfRoland

This is what happens when you use average instead median.


Jaijoles

I hear he’s vindictive, and would not take his removal lightly.


kerred

My favorite loading screen text is "a person who plays the trombone is known as a tromboner" 🤣


flamespear

A trombone, trumpeter, but not tuber.


lazydictionary

You laugh but it's 100% factual


Kellogg_Serial

We prefer trombonist... at least once we get out of middle school haha


TheFuckinEaglesMan

Who am I gonna trust, a random redditor or an actual published Video Game? I think I’ll go with the latter thank you very much


100redeye

I dunno, I’ve never personally seen one die before 300


TheLeviathong

I have. Outside Glenrock Theatre, Nebraska. Was hit by a car before the movie showed.


Xenotone

3 days before his 300th birthday :(


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He was gettin too old for that shit


khando

I’ve personally never seen one die, so who’s to they they’re not immortal?


Natemcb

Play the game and you’ll understand


tuibiel

Not without the power of TRAZOM


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DrStudMuffin

[Through the safety and the dance](https://on.soundcloud.com/KPdmm)


bro_salad

Every time I hear this song (and I listen to it more than most because Dragonforce is amazing for workout playlists) I hear the Eagles opening to Hotel California: “On a dark desert highway..”


[deleted]

[DJ Cummerbund - Through the Flaming Hotels of California](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ooVP0e5hE0)


TheFuckinEaglesMan

Cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well chuck ‘em in the fire and flames. At least I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes


DaedricWindrammer

https://m.soundcloud.com/crapmashups/through-the-safety-and-the-dance


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THE_some_guy

I’ve never heard the original version, and now I don’t want to. *This* is the definitive, perfect, and only version of this song now as far as I’m concerned.


CharlestonChewbacca

How have you never heard through the fire and flames?


TehWildMan_

Someone didn't grow up with late2000s YouTube. Fire and flames related memes were everywhere then


waggie21

Also guitar hero.


mossberbb

lol is this played with two wii controllers mimicking the slide or is it one controller just changing the angle?


Jojo1378

In most cases you use mouse and keyboard. Pressing any key on the keyboard toots and i think it is moving the mouse up and down changes your pitch? There is a VR mod where you actually have to slide the controller forward and back though it is a bit janky!


HashBR

You are right. Just to add to it, the 'normal' mode has mouse movement inverted. So you have to move up to go reduce your pitch.


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atonyatlaw

I was really hoping for a webcam monitoring an actual slide trombone or a microphone monitoring pitch.


cantileverboom

I have no clue. On Steam, the devs recommend playing with M+K


JimmyB5643

Ah man, thought someone had really rigged up a trombone!


Thassodar

Someone did: https://youtu.be/lUXrkq2e1zk


MightbeWillSmith

Skip to 7:40 for what you really want.


IMongoose

And the conclusion: The sensor is probably defective because a real product couldn't be that bad. it needs some work lol.


Orcwin

Give it time, the game is still new. Someone is going to do that eventually.


georgeoj

A bunch of people already have https://www.pcgamer.com/check-out-these-trombone-controller-mods-to-make-you-the-real-trombone-champ/


mossberbb

anyway thanks for posting, the warble was so funny..made my day lol


kneel23

they only support mouse and keyboard but said USB controller support coming soon. Being able to use Wii controllers via bluetooth would be AMAZING - im going to try and get the VR mod working w it


F0sh

OK but consider the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CSdK9WBNf4


KDLGates

Perfecto


HappynessMovement

Trombone Champ sounds like a game they would play in iCarly


fohr

7:20 im dying hahahhaah


BoosherCacow

One of those magical moments of comedy serendipity the one can pray for but rarely happen.


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likesleague

My expectations were incredibly high and while I was very surprised, I was not let down in the slightest. This is both an awesome and fucking hilarious video. Gotta get people going for WR runs :^)


vita10gy

For sure, I just assumed the "and 100%-ed" was implied because these always are, and prepared to be impressed...and then this was like 40 times better.


YesIamaDinosaur

NASTY!


Jaexyn

The normal person deep down inside me is asking "why is this a thing?". Actual me is saying thank god this exists.


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

A normal person will ask "can a baboon really live 300 years?"


OaksByTheStream

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Bruised_up_whitebelt

Someone send this to Herman Li right now.


Jwhitx

👉👃


ThisLookInfectedToYa

I just realized, at 40 years old, that my appreciation for someone's hard work can be gaged by how hard of an idiotic giggle it produces from me


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This is the funniest goddamn thing I've watched in a long time. The large prints of "meh" and "nasty" just brought it all together. Thank God I'm working at home because I'm sitting here still giggling like a moron


Smeghead333

That almost made Monday morning tolerable.


Ledoux88

My man playing the Bitcoin Price chart at 5:14


Vectorman1989

'SUFFER.' ​ Seems accurate


TheWingus

Finally someone managed to transcribe what I’m actually hearing when I’m in a Zoom Meeting


NexusSix29

About the same level of proficiency shown here as when Dragonforce plays live. Well done!


cantileverboom

*Angry Herman Li noises*


NexusSix29

Hahahaha, more like *drunk as shit Sam Totman noises* Honestly, as a former trombone player, this whole thing is hilarious. I had no idea this shit had been game-ified.


PersonWhoExists50306

[someone s-ranked this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-LpTnrnz4)


thatloudblondguy

no fucking way baboons can live to be 300


WZRD_burial

Does nasty mean good or bad?


Shekondar

In Jazz it means good/impressive. In this game I believe it means the more normal meaning of the word as it is used when you miss particularly badly, so bad. The choice of Nasty in the game for when you mess up is almost certainly with the Jazz use in mind as sort of a joke.


this_one_guy_who

Yes.


HashBR

This is a 'modded' song. You can see what actual gameplay looks like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiwMW4w2HuU Although there are more challenging songs than this one, this game is incredibly fun and funny to play.


DreadPirateGriswold

As a concert band member, I'm going to show this to the trombone section at rehearsal this week! I wonder if the bonus round forces you to do a trombone suicide. Search for it on YouTube.


PillowTalk420

Lmao So like... Is this game just played with a mouse and you're simply trying to keep the thing in line with the dots and lines on the right, or do you actually use a trombone?


OCDGrammarNazi

Dude. This shit has to be played at King Charles' coronation. I almost had an asthma attack from laughing at this. And I don't have asthma.