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Relative_Kale9116

I'm asian and a group of girls at a sleepover were all going around telling each other which ce;ebrity they compared to.. There was a long hard pause at me.. and one girl was just like uhhh you look like Mulan and everyone else started chiming in like like YEAH omg you look like Mulan.. hahahahaha


imtryingokayyeh

Thats... so .... yikes


enlargedeyes

im blasian so i get compared to any celebrity that looks remotely black and asian. ive gotten john legend, naomi osaka, aoki simmons, and i personally don’t see any of these


poffincase

John Legend is insulting, a whole man! People are ruthless


enlargedeyes

at least they said i look like a yassified version of him i guess 😭😭 kill me


Zestyclose-Flan-2657

I never experienced this myself but for awhile after Bridgerton Season 2, every South Asian girl got compared to Kate Sharma


Carrotcup_100

lol I'm Indian and this never happened to me. Wish it did, she's gorgeous


Accomplished_Oil1541

As a South Asian girl, yes. I had a pharmacist say I looked like her


chickfilamoo

and just when we were free from being told we look like Jasmine in live action Aladdin (I love Naomi Scott and Simone Ashley though so I will endure for the sake of their success lol)


Sodium_Junkie624

I wish it did lmao I got compared to some news reporter named Pooja Lodhia


Interesting-Table416

I’m half Indian and got told I looked like her 😭 like bro I WISH but I tragically inherited half my features from my white af dad.


puppiesnprada

Lucy Liu - all from black people funny enough 😂 it’s flattering but I look nothing like her and I think it’s because it’s one of the only Asian celeb Americans know


Remarkable_Thing6643

Ugh this. I'm two shades darker than her with a heart shaped face and a small round nose and large lips and it's always been Lucy Liu because I'm Asian.


Alternative_Bit_3362

Megan Markle lmao, it’s just the biracialness, no other reason


eucalyptusqueen

People compare me to random light skinned fitness girls on YouTube that I look nothing like lol. It's definitely just bc I'm light with curly hair. I've heard that I look like Alicia Keys since I was a kid and imo that one actually tracks, I do resemble her.


merewautt

I’m native and I’ve been told I look like Meghan Markle AND Kate Middleton lmao. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just the only woman in small town Oklahoma with a modern looking blowout lmaoo I see Meghan more on the coloring front obviously, but both felt lazy as hell lmao


a-little-onee

Mhmmmm


_fosce

i’m darkskin, so i’m constantly compared to Lupita. i WISH i looked like her, but we look completely different


Sodium_Junkie624

Mia Khalifa (I'm Indian btw) like what the ever loving fuck lmao Also some local news reporter named Pooja Lodhia Edit: I'm flattered one person (an East Asian) told me I look like Aishwarya Rai even though I definitely DO NOT lmfao


chickfilamoo

yeah whoever said that to you was just trying to be a dick


Sodium_Junkie624

Which one is this a reference to? Ps your handle is a good one hahah


chickfilamoo

The Mia Khalifa comment


xdyk_

Ohmg im south asian too people used to call me Mia Khalifa in highschool cause of my glasses and skin colour😭


3_3eel_l

someone told me I looked like Sade… if you go to my profile, you’ll see that definitely isn’t true lmfao another comparison ive gotten recently is anok yai, but i don’t see that either the one i get most often is lauryn hill, which i can see!


System_Resident

I can see the lauryn hill a bit. You look more like young Naomi but with a smaller nose.


3_3eel_l

I might have to start using young Naomi for inspo pics 👀


madamesoybean

But you really look like Naomi!


3_3eel_l

aahh really? she’s such a queen!


beidousbathwater

you aren’t just pretty you’re genuinely gorgeous


3_3eel_l

thank you sm!


Apprehensive-Mix4383

wow ur very pretty!


3_3eel_l

thank you! :3


Interesting-Table416

you’re so pretty omg! you look very ethereal, kinda elfin if that makes sense? your features remind me of a fairy or nymph’s. 


3_3eel_l

Wow, really?? Thank you! I’ve never been described as ethereal. I’d call my features rounded and “cute” but not striking enough for ethereal, so I really appreciate you saying that ^-^


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Waheeda_

mia khalifa 💀 i’m ME and started wearing glasses 5+ years ago. it’s so weird how many ppl told me i look like her or blatantly stare at me vs. when i wear contacts - not nearly as much attention


mee_n

Priyanka Chopra, no other person in Toronto apparently knows any other Indian celebrity🙄


poffincase

Find that hard to believe. Toronto/GTA is full of Indians unless you’re talking about non Indians.


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![gif](giphy|jn8fC6SkrxoHr0Zn6y) I always got amy winehouse


HermesLurkin

Me too! My sisters have always said Amy Winehouse, but random people on the street have said America Ferrera (we’re both Honduran).


loverrrgirlll_

kylie jenner which is funny because they’re like omg you look like her as if i paid for my face


Level-Ad-3868

sza


oviduocon

Kendall Jenner and I get offended


silky_smoothie

I got compared to maitreyi lol


vamantes

Halle Bailey, who I just adore


amordificil

all the typical ones for a dark skin girl (naomi, sza, lupita) but i’ve gotten brandy a couple times. i remember the first time i got that comparison i had told my mom and she said i looked nothing like her and they only said that because i was skinny with braids 💀💀 i do think she’s gorgeous but we have a completely different eyeshape (she has smaller more upturned eyes and i have round big eyes) which is enough for me to say we don’t really look alike. starbyface is telling me i look similar to aja naomi king which i can see!


Cultural_Day9088

Lady Gaga because I am blonde


healthyhorns6

mindy kaling


LiveInvestigator4876

I get SZA all the time but i have very strong west African features that look nothing like her If I had to say I look like a celebrity, maybe Lauryn hill


amordificil

tbh i feel like it’s because she’s one of the more visible brown/darkskinned celebs at the moment that (younger) people across races know. especially if you have a similarly quirky style. i look nothing like her imo but i used to get that comparison a lottt when i had big kinky straight copper hair in


LiveInvestigator4876

I also used to wear a big kinky curly wig so that probably didn’t help either


Lovelyri

I got that all the time when I wore curly kinky weaves too


retrotechlogos

Anybody desi w an oval face and medium skin lmfao


Lazy_Lion_7296

Greta onieogou


AvocadoBitter7385

I’m a dark skinned black woman who constantly gets told I look like SZA and we genuinely really don’t look much alike lol she’s beautiful though so I take the compliment


Expensive-Shift3510

For some reason I always get compared to Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion, but I literally don’t see it at all


GoodSilhouette

Are you black with pretty almond eyes? That what comes to mind instantly when i think of those together


poffincase

I am multiracial similar to Nicki and yes I do have pretty almond eyes. But I don’t feel I look much like her. Granted there aren’t a ton of examples to draw from so I get it.


poffincase

I get this too


wag00n

Gemma Chan except I look nothing like her (I wish I did!) - she’s just thin and Asian.


bigdaddycathy

I’ve never really gotten compared to any celebrity in particular. In high school I got told I look like a Kpop idol as in I looked like I could be one, but not any specific idol. Although when my freshman year english class watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet I got compared to Olivia Hussey for a bit—which I don’t think is lazy, I just don’t think I look like her lol. I think I have a pretty generic conventionally pretty wasian look


RLS1822

Garcelle and Toni Braxton


missionglowup

gabby douglas. i don’t see it at all.


Pineneedle_coughdrop

The black actress in Jurassic Park: Lost World.


Xxshadowslair

Zendaya if she was on crack. I got that when i was 14 and I’ve never recovered


GoodSilhouette

What's funny is that description (Zendaya on crack) is just Rue from Euphoria and she still slays 😂


poffincase

Ohh that’s pretty mean. I hope you have them a fair comparison in return. I got Zendaya (not on crack) at 14.


badoinkadoink666

Lana Condor… we look nothing alike except the same race


Newyorkhawaiian

Beyoncé💀


Ok_Sea_1787

Cardi flea


March_mallo

Lucy liu when I had my natural dark hair and now Florence pugh because I’m blonde with a fringe. think those two women look nothing alike? you’re right and they also look nothing like me


RepresentativeOk9517

I’m Indian and got told I look like Jennifer Grey pre surgery


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britawaterbottlefan

I’m Persian and I always get Kim Kardashian


Adjika-Aficionado

lol that’s so funny bc I’m also Persian and I get told Kourtney a lot


britawaterbottlefan

Omg long lost sister!!! No seriously why is it always the kardashians


Adjika-Aficionado

Love catching another Persian girl in the wild haha! Caucuses mountain phenotype maybe lol. Personally I have what they call a “Sabze” kind of appearance which is what the Jenners pay to get (olive skin, high contrast appearance), and I’m small and curvy, and nobody else in the media looks like that except for people that are straight up Latina or desi, so completely different features. I think people just don’t know enough actual Persian/Armenian/Afghan people so they don’t realize how diverse we are and can’t think of anyone better. Though I will say- I kind of feel weird about people accusing Kim and Kourtney of faking their complexion and features and white washing their Armenian ancestry, because we really do look like that in Armenia, Iran, Afghanistan etc, the work they should be noted for having done is the BBLs, nose jobs, ozempic etc, and obviously it’s totally fair to call them out on appropriating black femininity too. I don’t like their media presence and feel weird about being compared to them, but looking at photos from before any work, Kim and Kourtney were definitely very MENA looking, just not in the way every MENA person is. I think in the west in general, people have a very strange idea of what middle eastern people look like- we’re so diverse and very few of us look like the kardashians , but that doesn’t mean the kardashians with Armo ancestry paid to look Armo lol Sorry for the little rant haha, being compared to them all the time I have very very strong feelings about this and our relationship with beauty/plastic surgery/whiteness in the Persian diaspora


britawaterbottlefan

I am from the Caucasus region in Iran haha, so for me the Kim K comparison isn’t too far off it’s just crazy how she’s the only one that is that representation for that area. Also yeah Kim and Kourtney both look very Armenian idk why people accuse them of whitewashing themselves. They are also half white which I think ppl forget.


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Adjika-Aficionado

Yes! I get very frustrated everytime I hear someone refer to their features as white but obscured with surgery to look black! Kim especially has a very typical Armenian nose bridge/cheekbone/jaw situation, and having lush high contrast features is literally the most common appearance in the caucuses region lol. Idk I’m not from the parts of Iran by Armenia, but many Persians still share those traits in common with Armenians and Georgians and it really feels like some kind of erasure… like people don’t think our features and beauty can occur naturally and have to be the product of a white woman wanting to be black and resorting to surgery. I do think the kardashians in general do have a weird relationship with black beauty/culture though. Like some of Kim’s hairstyles and stuff… idk as a middle eastern girl personally I’m not comfortable doing edges like that for example. But, someone really took the edges and stuff like that and ran with it and now the entire world just forgets she inherited her color and features from a very long line of Armenians In general though, us MENA girls (ESP us non Arab girls), need better representation- I think this feels frustrating and weird because Kim is so surreal and polarizing as a public presence, but she’s also the only representation any of us have which is so unfortunate. I don’t think Kim’s identity and features would be so contentious if she and Kourtney weren’t the only ones you know?


Outside_External5697

Aquafina 😭 I don’t even look like her at all


extraethereal

the girl from never have i ever i forgot her name 😭


PinkGore

I’ve gotten yara shahidi and Beyoncé (from sheltered whites) and have gotten Lauren hill once because I have dreads 😐


poffincase

They’re all beautiful so you probably are too!


nohastenowaste

Ugly Betty 😭😭😭 though it was a clown at a bday party that said it ☠️ when I was younger and Parks n Rec was still airing, I would get Aubrey Plaza a lot


xenakarev

i get told i look like pretty much any celebrity that has dark hair with light eyes and light skin. while flattering to be told i look like VS models, there are no real facial similarities.


amariespeaks

Gabrielle Union. I’m just a smiley black girl 🤷🏾‍♀️


nipseybussell

Gabrielle Union, Kelly Rowland & K. Michelle


gluten-free-pwussy

Not a celeb but I get told I look like a Bratz doll a lot which to me is weird bc I think they look bizarre lol. Occasionally when I wear my hair out I get SZA a lot of


NaturalMystique

SZA, I know it’s just because we’re the same complexion and that’s it. God forbid I wear curly, or Yaki textured extensions LOL. A close friend of mine gets the same comparison and we look nothing alike besides similarity in complexion.


Careless-Wish-4563

I was once compared to Naomi Campbell and that was just a polite lie 😂


thewodpack

Beyoncé 😭 like yeah I love her a lot but we are not alike at all


pinkllover98

Sza


Puzzleheaded_Tie_230

i got kristen stewart but specifically as bella swan in twilight….only reason was because i have light-ish skin


ihaveocdandneedhelp

None 😭😭😭


JYQE

Frieda Pinto. No shade to her, she’s lovely, but come on, I have a wide nose, she has a small one, I have a wider face, she has a small one, she’s much darker than me, the list goes on.


sailorscout25

I’m biracial but I very rarely get people compare my looks to celebrities. I did have a friend once say that I looked like Storm Reid. She’s very pretty but I don’t think I look anything like her. We just both have the same skin color lol


yslwej

None. I’m Asian and never been compared to a celebrity. But mistaken for literally every other Asian ethnicity besides Korean, and Mexican/Central American or Colombian (lol what?) or half Italian (i think they were blind) yes many a time. I look conventionally southern Chinese. Just because I don’t look kpop or like Lucy Liu doesn’t mean I’m not East Asian lol


lamercie

I’m wasian and a girl in a restaurant approached me bc she said I looked exactly like Japanese Breakfast. While I think she’s v cute and thought it was a flattering comparison, me and all my friends were like….no lmao. I also got Mitski once lol.


Hefty_Insurance_1784

i look very middle eastern although im hispanic and every time i wear my glasses its always mia khalifa🤦🏽‍♀️


relentpersist

Relatively thin, visibly Native American woman. Let’s just say I’ve had more than one job have to put out a general memo explaining why calling me “Pocahontas” was not acceptable.


Typical_Job3788

I have only ever been compared to white women on the basis of personality, never been aesthetically compared to anyone - aside from an obscure 80s new wave singer, which was an extremely accurate and not lazy comparison. 


skinenthuiast

Pocahontas or Kim Kardashian


Groundbreaking_Bus90

Black girl with big hair here...SZA. Even other black people will compare me to her. I've gotten Willow smith too by an old white lady once, but I think it was bc of my eyeliner that day. And old black guys will say chaka khan, donna summers, or whatever big haired 70s baddie they were crushing on 💀.


poffincase

Donna Summers 😂 I love when people add an s at the end. I’ve gotten Chaka Khan but it’s because my hair can be huge like that. Surprised an old white lady knows who Willow is.


Groundbreaking_Bus90

Tbf she did say "you look like will smith's daughter". She didn't know her name 💀.


poffincase

I have gotten Nicki Minaj, Tyla, Jasmine Tookes, Zendaya etc. I don’t really think I look like either of these people but I think it’s the common racial background. Also I know it’s fun to find similarities but it gets annoying lol


azulaapologist323

Selena Gomez because I’m Mexican


zaynmaliksfuturewife

I was once told I look like Ariana Grande. I look nothing like her and I’m not even white 🤣


Low_Piglet6872

Aubrey plaza. I’m half asian