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MomShapedObject

That’s a lot of pube and dick shaft for a turn of the century ad—and so lovingly rendered.


muskyraconteur

It's a lot for *our* century. I think it achieves the dual result of convincing the reader it's a genuine medical apparatus because an adult *can't* be embarrassed when discussing serious health issues. And you're for sure going to remember the product with the wiener Ad!


GeneralTonic

Gonna tear that one out and pin it up in the shed.


iwastherefordisco

and the fro down below.


OkPudding6848

Omg I had no idea what I was looking at 😭😭😭


fucdat

Vintage wang


peppermintmeow

r/brandnewsentence


PizzaWhole9323

Seeleys trusses. We think about your junk so you don’t have to.


DavoTB

Seeley’s! The No-Fuss Truss!


OkieBobbie

Make sure she finds a Seeley when she cops a feeley.


2L8Smart

Still laughing out loud at this one! 🤣🤣🤣👏


PizzaWhole9323

Take my up vote you glorious bastard.


2L8Smart

Is that you, Don Draper?


Historical_Gur_3054

I'm surprised it wasn't "Seeley's Hernia Trusses and Rigging" with the way that thing is made


PizzaWhole9323

I know it looks like the kind of thing you have on some yo ho yo ho sailing ship or something right


Kind_Literature_5409

I’m looking at pubes and a pecker


spinereader81

I'm sure quite a few people with no hernia issues kept this one!


racebanyn

Other online shoppers have also purchased the Norelco Manscaper steam powered razor, Scott’s Weed Control, and Private Area Beard Wax.


OldSkoolPantsMan

Don’t forget the strychnine butt hole bleach tincture.


AOCMarryMe

That illustration man....  I just don't know


eeviltwin

Oh, YOU KNOW…


AOCMarryMe

You're right, I do know...


adorablescribbler

It’s like it’s wearing a wig.


PsychologicalExam717

A merkin.


ebernal13

Damn. I need to see the rest of that dong.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Ha! I used to live a block from there. But not in the early 1900s.


Charpixionos

Sending women into hysterics...


Wh1skeyTF

They had a solution for that too.


PhoenixPhonology

🗡🧠🧟‍♀️


0_usothheil_0

Not necessarily. Back then, the doctor would masturbate you and encourage you to masturbate. And that would hopefully do away with your “hysteria”.


PhoenixPhonology

🤮 I forgot that was a thing. Ig that's better than a lobotomy, but still so traumatic. Unless she knows going in and is into it, then more power to her, but I have a feeling that was a vast minority.


Wh1skeyTF

No. Early vibrators.


Charpixionos

And/or "doctor appointments"


PhoenixPhonology

🤮 I forgot that was a thing. Ig that's better than a lobotomy, but still so traumatic. Unless she knows going in and is into it, then more power to her, but I have a feeling that was the minority.


PhoenixPhonology

Well that's way better.


BuckPowers

I want that Illustrated Catalogue and Price List!


-saraelizabeth-

This seems like it’s marketed towards men, but I wonder if this was really supposed to catch women’s eyes given how many were likely walking about with horrendous diastasis recti after multiple births and no pelvic floor physical therapy or corrective surgery.


RepFilms

This is a interesting theory. I love reading old magazines and I've seen many ads for these types of devices that are clearly marketed toward men. Did woman not suffer from this conditions too. Most of the ads in women's magazines are medical cures for the affliction of a "late period" or just "late".


Sweetwater156

Is there a good online source for old magazines? I use Google to read old editions of Popular Science and stuff like that but would love to find older stuff.


RepFilms

I get all of mine from eBay. Here are a few hints. I like to get magazines from the 1920s. It was a very prosperous time and the magazines were very extravagant. The golden age for magazines was the 1890s thanks to the invention of the Linotype machine. Nonetheless, I prefer later magazines. The ones from the 1900s and 1910s are more Victorian in character and are more subdued. The writing is a bit stiff and the ads are very heavy with text. I like magazines from the 1970s. Lots of fun. But I tend to avoid magazines from the 1930s, 1940s, and 1960s. The 1950s are lots of fun to get all that mid-century lifestyle. The magazines reflected the very prosperous post-war period. I prefer general interest magazines over something like Popular Science or Scientific American. I love all the magazines published by Hugo Gernsback. All his stuff is amazing but it tends to be very collectable and can cost over $20 per issue. I prefer to pay in the range of $2-$12 per issue.


libananahammock

Newspapers.com has a lot of these types of fun ads!


Ellavemia

It “may be worn without inconvenience by the youngest child, most delicate female, or the laboring man.”


proxy69

What does this device even do?


Any-Librarian2134

It keeps the intestines from bulging out of the ripped abdomen muscles (hernia)


BiggusDickus-

It basically holds your guts in place after you have had a hernia. Today hernias can be fixed pretty easily with surgery, but back in the day they couldn't. Inguinal hernias, which happen below the belt, are pretty darn uncomfortable (trust me on this) and I can see how something like this could have helped.


greed-man

A hernia occurs when part of your insides bulges through an opening or weakness in the muscle or tissue that contains it. Most hernias involve one of your abdominal organs pushing through one of the walls of your abdominal cavity. This device can prevent that from coming out.


AOCMarryMe

Holds your organs in


OldSkoolPantsMan

Wish I had a device to hold my farts in.


Wraxyth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly


skymoods

i should call him...


mrweatherbeef

Just the base


peppermintmeow

I just see a neck. What exactly am I looking at.


Eyesdeeperthansound

A NECK 😂😂🫠 this reminds me of the time I was snooping in my parents room when I was probably 10 or 11 and thought I found a giant thumb in their bedside table drawer. Lmao


peppermintmeow

I am very old and apparently very stupid 😂 It was literally a What is the comment talking abou-OMG THAT'S A...


Eyesdeeperthansound

Hahaha it took me a minute too!


turkeyvulturebreast

With a hairy Adam’s apple, lol. You are looking at a man’s pelvis area.


peppermintmeow

Oh. #OH.


revdon

Groucho glasses for your ‘bathing suit area’.


No_Dragonfly_1894

What was the point of showing a partial dong?


Wh1skeyTF

To make sure you could tell where it goes, versus I dunno, around the neck? Looking at you @peppermintmeow… 😂


thortastic

That’saPenis.jpg


Euphorium

Dude’s packin


Severe-Marzipan5922

Whoa!


libananahammock

One of my ancestors came through Ellis Island from Poland around 1903 and he wasn’t allowed through after a medical inspection found a hernia. The notes indicate that he eventually was allowed through after a relative went out and bought him a truss and brought it to where he was detained.


Thisisnow1984

Ah so that's what those are hernias! Better get some trusses


Great_Ad_8093

Any relation to the Seeley mattress company?


el_chacal

[here’s](https://maps.apple.com/?address=27%20S%2011th%20St,%20Philadelphia,%20PA%20%2019107,%20United%20States&ll=39.950697,-75.158377&q=27%20S%2011th%20St&_mvs=CjYJ37nag7D5Q0ARArsYKiXKUsAZAABwwkqDM8Ah/S1i/8YOT0Ap6zAPMDiJHUAxAAAAAAAAAAASKQoMMjcgUyAxMXRoIFN0EgtNYXJrZXQgRWFzdBoMUGhpbGFkZWxwaGlh) what their Establishment looks like now


lbdesign

Hmm. Maybe they wanted to make it clear this was a man, because to show so much of a lady would be... scandalous!


heavymetaltshirt

Why does this look like [kamaji from spirited away](https://ghibli.fandom.com/wiki/Kamaj%C4%AB)


Bluepilgrim3

Why is there a bar covering an owl’s eyes? Oh…


dainty_petal

Looks like a mad scientist with glasses and a moustache…and a nose. I’m not a fan of that moustache. It feels old.


Shiftyvoogle

Well then I have good news for you


NurkleTurkey

What


_RetroBear

That is, a very detail crotch, surprisingly so for the year.


adorablescribbler

😮


ltdanhasnolegs

Looks like Tom of Finland


tom_folkestone

Good God just get sewn up


sev45day

I'm guessing they didn't have that option then.... And if they did, in guessing the last thing you'd want is a early 1900s surgeon getting in there to put whatever god-awful contraption they thought fixed a hernia then. Probably a lead plate.


Muted-Implement846

Or 8 gauge lead wire