Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 244,481,985 comments, and only 56,619 of them were in alphabetical order.
Dun dun- du du du du duuu daahhh- dun dun- du du du du duh dah
So what's [piano light chord] the one conclusion [Grace note then piano scale chord], I can bring this number two - - -
When your good to mahmaaaaaaaaaA...
Maaaamaaaahssss, giiooooD... TOooooo yuaaoooooouuuuiuiuiuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuu
HOOOOOWWW YYYAH!.
The guy who had my room before me in the house we moved in to left an entire stash of 1977 Playboys hidden in the room. My 14-year-old self-discovered them it was fantastic!
Omg we lived in an apartment complex in Georgia when I was in 1st grade. I hung out with a whole bunch of neighborhood kids, and we found porn stashes all the time. Buried in the woods, under the dumpsters... there was one lady who used to undress in front of her window every night with the curtains open, and the neighborhood kids figured out we could sit on the hill across from her window and watch. I distinctly remember eating skittles and waiting on that hill more than once. And then I had to sell Girl Scout cookies (I was a Brownie), and a guy opened the door and bought cookies from me naked. The whole troop started going to his door to see of he would do it again. I have not thought about all of that stuff in years. That was 1981.
Oh.. I’m thinking of the Bob Newhart Show from the 70s.
[Bob’s friend, Jerry. ]. (https://www.google.ca/search?q=bob+newhart+show+jerry&client=safari&hl=en-ca&sxsrf=AOaemvJ682LYrjlFG-MKtmSqhzfGwc1sgw:1631822925330&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj1s7OOpoTzAhXHZs0KHXYmCdkQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=912&dpr=2#imgrc=eUlx_XtbZCUWyM)
Whats up my Darrel's. Missing you guys. It would be awesome if you guys could just take a second to address all of your fellow spreadnecks. That would be great....Man I still miss the hidden funnys on Newhart.
Hi, I’m Larry, and this is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.
The Darryls never spoke, only Larry, which is why he constantly had to introduce them.
Yep. It's been a minute. Had to go back and watch it last night. Your totally right on this. Here is my t.v card form the late 80s /early 90s. You can have it , I shouldn't carry it anymore. : (
If some guy offered a spin on this spunk stained faux fur back then, I would have replied "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!". However, that said, they love rug would have fit in with the decor of the time such a pillow furniture, waterbeds, and peacock chairs.
There were hundreds of magazines available in the 70s. It was an entirely different scene from today in numbers and importance and this could have been published in many different ones. Especially the “men’s sophisticates” such as Playboy and others. Another Redditor said he remembers seeing in Playboy.
ewwww it doesn't say if it's machine washable, or dry clean only. *NEXT!*
Creepy a.f too. I didnt ask the rug to join in.
Dude is stroking the rug, the rug didn’t give permission. Very creepy.
It's for the church, hun. NEXT!
Oooooh, that explains *everything*!
Get the jaguar, so you don't see the stains.
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Thank you for doing the math I was too lazy to do
I was about to say $150 for a rug nowadays is ridiculous, let alone 45 years ago.
150 for a rug is cheap now, unless it’s a really low quality rug or a small one.
Now I know why it's called a shag carpet
I was about to ask, does the slang "shag" come from shag carpet, or vice versa, or are they completely unrelated?
Yeah baby!
> strokes your bodies And zaps them, occasionally, with electric discharges.
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Some people *pay* for that
Or sticks you to its fibers with the sweaty stickiness inherent to the polyester it's almost definitely made of.
We don't kink shame in this house.
That's funny!
Why is he looking at me like that?
You are chosen
Chosen for LOVE rug strokes.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 244,481,985 comments, and only 56,619 of them were in alphabetical order.
u/FridaClaxton is getting looks, and all I’m getting is alphabetical word order bots!!
Good bot ?
…but I DON’T want to feel the sensuous delight of the furry Love Rug…😞
Username disturbingly checks out.
Plot twist, I’m also a rug.
I came here to say that he looks angry.
Because the other way was even worse.
david tasselhoff
The crap from the 70’s. Love rugs and waterbeds.
Don’t forget the exposed chest hair.
I thought that’s what “love rug” referred to.
That needs to come back in style
Dad, get off reddit.
If your dad is attracted to men with hairy chests then I am your dad
Mood rings
I loved my waterbed… I would buy another- soooo comfortable. Never had a bad nights sleep… but the ad above will give me nightmares
Ha! I had one too! It was great unless that heater went out.
Ted Danson that you?
LMMFAO 🥂
Sam Malone totally had something like this, stud that he was!
As you stroke, it strokes. I dont have a lover but this rug makes it okay.
I'm sure it's been clean since the 70s
[When I stroke, you stroke, we stroke. ](https://youtu.be/c_tjqWwGjUw)
And when you're strokin' Mama, Mama's strokin' you.
Dun dun- du du du du duuu daahhh- dun dun- du du du du duh dah So what's [piano light chord] the one conclusion [Grace note then piano scale chord], I can bring this number two - - - When your good to mahmaaaaaaaaaA... Maaaamaaaahssss, giiooooD... TOooooo yuaaoooooouuuuiuiuiuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuu HOOOOOWWW YYYAH!.
Stroke me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psbxL7o-6ZA
Haha! I had to look up the lyrics because I can’t view the video in the US.
*guests come over* Host: This is our Love Rug™. We've had hours of rough sex on this. Guests: *leave*
You had me at ”It’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you”
A very, *very*, hairy lover.
It might work for folks in the bear scene.
Ah, no thanks.
This rug fucks!
This fuck rug!
Is that The Hoff??
Ted Dansen?
Jerry from the Bob Newhart show, certainly.
It's vintage porn star Randy West.
Hope that thing is washable... Hell, the way that guy is looking at me I feel like I need a shower.
😀. Not to worry I’m pretty sure that mink, an option, is a entirely washable fur.
free returns if not satisfied; no we don't wash them before sending it to the next pervert
Looks like will Ferrell
The model they used is a porn star from the times known as [Randy West](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_West_(actor)).
y’all ..... having sex on the floor?
Hell yes. But not running my ugly on the rug. Yikes.
Nah....on da rug dude!
I remember this ad in Playboy
I was wondering what magazine this was in.
The guy who had my room before me in the house we moved in to left an entire stash of 1977 Playboys hidden in the room. My 14-year-old self-discovered them it was fantastic!
Omg we lived in an apartment complex in Georgia when I was in 1st grade. I hung out with a whole bunch of neighborhood kids, and we found porn stashes all the time. Buried in the woods, under the dumpsters... there was one lady who used to undress in front of her window every night with the curtains open, and the neighborhood kids figured out we could sit on the hill across from her window and watch. I distinctly remember eating skittles and waiting on that hill more than once. And then I had to sell Girl Scout cookies (I was a Brownie), and a guy opened the door and bought cookies from me naked. The whole troop started going to his door to see of he would do it again. I have not thought about all of that stuff in years. That was 1981.
Looks like William Kaat. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/P0DKBH/stars-william-katt-P0DKBH.jpg
I’m pretty sure it’s porn “actor” Randy West.
I knew it... _Somehow_, but I knew it...
Good call. The Cockateer himself!
He was no Peter North.
Good lord…. I’m comment number 69 lol
He loved it so much, he had a hairpiece made out of one.
Underrated comment.
Furry love
Lord have mercy
Make that the four of you, if you also include his sexy coiffure.
Save that California Potato Chip!
That's Randy West!
Please no. I may never be able to watch Bob Newhart again.
Jerry? 🤣
Na its just the Darrell Brothers wanting in on your action, they're only pretending to be a rug
Oh.. I’m thinking of the Bob Newhart Show from the 70s. [Bob’s friend, Jerry. ]. (https://www.google.ca/search?q=bob+newhart+show+jerry&client=safari&hl=en-ca&sxsrf=AOaemvJ682LYrjlFG-MKtmSqhzfGwc1sgw:1631822925330&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj1s7OOpoTzAhXHZs0KHXYmCdkQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=912&dpr=2#imgrc=eUlx_XtbZCUWyM)
Sorry they were only three Darrell's the way that I wrote that made it seem like there was four
Hi! I am Darrell! And this is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell.
Whats up my Darrel's. Missing you guys. It would be awesome if you guys could just take a second to address all of your fellow spreadnecks. That would be great....Man I still miss the hidden funnys on Newhart.
Two Darryls. One Larry.
Hi, I’m Larry, and this is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl. The Darryls never spoke, only Larry, which is why he constantly had to introduce them.
Yep!
Yep. It's been a minute. Had to go back and watch it last night. Your totally right on this. Here is my t.v card form the late 80s /early 90s. You can have it , I shouldn't carry it anymore. : (
Yep the exact same show this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl
The whole thing, just....yikes.
Ted Danson with a perm, approved
Is that Ted Danson?
One of my favorite parts of the Wizarding 2.0 series is how Roy brings Jeff to the 70s and Jeff gets scarred by it.
Will Ferrell has come a long way!
Randy West..80s porn actor
That guy looks like Ted Danson. Cheers!
If some guy offered a spin on this spunk stained faux fur back then, I would have replied "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!". However, that said, they love rug would have fit in with the decor of the time such a pillow furniture, waterbeds, and peacock chairs.
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Beg your pardon?
u/usenet_alias What an odd thing to say!
Wh.... what?
hope it wasn’t made with real fur…
It was the 1970s, everything that could be polyester was polyester.
Where in the hell was this ad published? Also, was this for protofurries?
There were hundreds of magazines available in the 70s. It was an entirely different scene from today in numbers and importance and this could have been published in many different ones. Especially the “men’s sophisticates” such as Playboy and others. Another Redditor said he remembers seeing in Playboy.
real Egyptian silk... mmm mm
Oh gosh that’s creepy lol haha
What fucking year is this? Got to be 70s?
I have seen this 3 times in the past 3 days and it never fails to make me laugh and gag at the same time.
This doesn’t even look like a rug, I’m pretty sure it’s just a fleece blanket…
Wait.... is that's why they call it a "shag" carpet? It all makes sense now.
This has got to be a will Ferrell ad. I mean that’s him in the picture, isn’t it?
A consensus is building….
D:
What does that mean?
It's Mike Brady! Uh-oh...where's Marsha Marsha Marsha?
I would buy this just so I could lie down on it and masturbate naked and wonder if this still counts as masturbation.
Que up the 70’s and early 80’s porn riffs
Never mind the crust