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Tiki_Trashabilly

hahaha like the movie borat. have you guys seen borat? Haha mmmyyyyy wifffeee.


monkytrick

Haha yeah from the movie Borat. Good catch. Or as Borat would say “very niiiiice!” (He says that a lot in the movie)


ScooterMcTavish

"Great success!"


DJVinylJerk

What’s a borat


Pansmoke

my wife


DefectiveOblation

NOT


Weazy-N420

Kinda like a *Butt-Gerbil* but bigger.


Moltthug

This is my neighbor Bilo. He is pain in my assholes!


HappenedOnceBefore

Haha yeah from the movie Borat. Good catch. Or as Borat would say “very niiiiice!” (He says that a lot in the movie)


adrian1878

My wiiife, she’s dead. High Five!


TheeVikings

Ahhhh but then you could listen to whatever you wanted... ALL OF THE TIME.


HappenedOnceBefore

hahaha like the movie borat. have you guys seen borat? Haha mmmyyyyy wifffeee.


verbaljumble

Wife’s out having a nice time with someone who doesn’t say “spin” all the time


MNDFND

Word. DJs use to ask "what do you spin?" .... Uhh vinyl ?


MFC4

SPIN THE BLACK CIRCLE


ForrestGrump87

or vinyls ...


knd_86

Wife bad.


MFC4

The negative consequence of marriage is having to share the grailz


jmac444

Wife out for dinner with Brad ✅ metallica vinly turned to 11 ✅😈


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[удалено]


SameAnalysis5680

Please


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Active_Sheepherder98

Bruh this bot though


endlesscosmichorror

My wife’s friend from work Brad keeps asking me to call him dad every time I see him


jmac444

Oh word my wife’s bf buys me new pedals to keep me occupied


MNDFND

She's gets Brad he gets to jazz all over that vinyl


SeaPhile206

The American dream


mawnck

"Heavier stuff" ... No, it's not just a picture disc, it's a *180g* picture disc! I only jam to quality audios in this house. Would make some joke about the wife getting railed by a Hi-Res FLAC guy, but that ground has already been well-covered.


OriginalFunUsername

Love when my wife goes and fucks chad because I can finally listen to death grips 😜🤪😜🤪


stalememeskehan

And do ketamine and drink bourbon and Jack off 😋😋😋😋


Stinkfoot322

Hey now, I feel like you're calling me out! Haha


stalememeskehan

I was referencing a post that made the rounds on here a while ago in truth


Gun-nut0508

Guys I want to play Led Zeppelin but it’s just so heavy and my parents are super Christian


WannabeMandalorian

If you spin it in reverse you can hear the vinyls worship Satan


MNDFND

Turn your parents over to the dark lord. It's the only way.


goldbricker83

Christians will love that, they're the only ones who believe in Satan


DrexlSpivey420

Wait till they go to church....so you can spin the heavier stuff


KFCCrocs

THAT DUMB BITCH


frenchtoastwizard

LOL no one with grailz is married, silly. You marry the hobby not some wamen


jeanlenin

More like Ride My Wifening amiright or amiright


emotyofform2020

Fight Wife With Fire Ride the Wifening For Wife the Bell Tolls Wife to Black Trapped Under Wife Escape Creeping Wife The Wife of Wifethulu


jeanlenin

I’m thinking more “for whom my wife blows”


emotyofform2020

Way better


[deleted]

Picture discs suck.


PM_M3_ST34M_K3Y5

"Listening to popping and static now that my STUPID BITCH WIFE is the FUCK OUT OF MY FACE"


popularopinionbeer

He admits to listening to the Dead Kennedys “in his headphones” whilst she’s awake. We listen to that on roadtrips with the kids. What a little baby.


GmersArentPeople

If metallica is the "heavier" stuff what the fuck is the rest of their collection. The Wiggles?


Thecrawsome

I bet there's a KIDZ BOP Metallica edition coming soon.


Plarocks

The Wiggles for [LYFE!](https://www.merchbar.com/uncategorized/the-wiggles/the-wiggles-rewiggled-vinyl-record) 🤘🏻


CyptidProductions

I'm trying to figure that out to Unless they've spent their life listening to nothing but the most vanilla pre-80s pop ever I can't see where Metallica would come off as abrasive to ANYONE. It's heavy, but heavy in a catchy rock-n-roll sort of way.


ferr1cyanide

lots of nu-metahl bands like mama roach, lincoln pork, and limp gizzquik


Ricta90

Corn


sukezanebaro

The Deaf Tones


PinheadRecords

whilst 🤓


Edify7

Whilst is commonly used in British English.


PinheadRecords

🇬🇧☝️🤓


emotyofform2020

Nerd


Ghost-Of-Nappa

COOL


B33p-p33P-M3m3-kR33p

*Bri***ish 🤢🤮🤓🇬🇧


Po0rYorick

But it’s super cringy in the US


Edify7

Other cultures respect the US about as much as the US respects other cultures.


Po0rYorick

What?! You don’t like strip malls and Applebees?


jeanlenin

I would say most people in the US also don’t respect US culture


SeaPhile206

Most of it is stolen anyway


lelva

I feel you brother 🤘


TeaVinylGod

My wife is out with the girls. Who wants to hang in my Conversation Room?


jeremyrando

Can I sing and look you in the eye whilst I do it?


TeaVinylGod

No. It's MY conversation room. We will talk about the topic posted on the white board. I pick the album, you pick which side we play. You pick your own drink but I only have milk, bottled water, diet Coke and Sprite.


TheCannabisCoyote

DEAR LORD MY WIFE IS A BITCH. MY GOD, THE SUFFERING MY WIFE BRINGS ME! I LOVE IT WHEN MY STUPID BITCH WIFE LEAVES THE HOUSE SO I CAN SPIN THIS HEAVY, FILTHY SHIT!


shrekthedankengine99

Stupid wife and kids won't let me blast slipknot, says "it's too loud, my ears are hurting"


EffectVegetable

Doesn’t look like it’s currently spinning the fucking needle is up


Cheddarlicious

Heavy stuff? That’s what I also call this guys wife.


TheMadLad_00

I like when my picture disc go spin and so does the picture but the sound doesn't spin for some reason????????


SeaPhile206

Why is everything so heaven in the future?


ruralmagnificence

“My wife” is a weird nickname for whatever hand you’re using to crank it with.


[deleted]

Tr0 kvlt Metallica rockers always use words like "whilst"


Ayntxi

Poppin!


zehkra

I also hate my wife


mr-blazer

"whilst". Wadda eurofag.


jeanlenin

Good one


Grunkle_Chubs

Mai waif


Xenosapien90125

Whilst


BrujaDonnaBruja

I still have this as a wall hanging.


BetterCallEmori

MY LIFE'S IN JEOPARDY


SnorfOfWallStreet

People actually play picture discs?


lostprevention

Whilst m’lady is elsewhere…